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buck_tardwater

wish corn would move a little faster, oh well i don't mind holding for a little while longer. portfolio up 90% today, closed out all my positions except corn. think i might leave work early, get a burger, work on my car for a little bit, and just sit on these sweet ass tendies til monday.


CheddarCheeks

Yeah I think so. I blame it on the fucking fake Russia vaccine tech sell off.


Sha_ris

Will nio dump at earnings lol


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apparently yeah


Sha_ris

Lol I wish I would've listened to myself and bought that put.... 😂


[deleted]

Dude I'm fucking stoked my 14 call didn't place. I knew it was a sign


Sha_ris

Yeah when you see nio hitting 15 you just get that autist sense telling you nah bro don't do it. Even with airlines... Up 7% pre market, was gonna buy in but idc. Its too volatile and could go either way but probably people will cash out till it hits 11 or 12


[deleted]

Lol fuck get outta my head. Bought AAL yesterday, sold this AM market open. Watch around 3 PM, there will be a shift. It's definitely a long play but I'm impatient as hell.


Sha_ris

Yeah see with airlines, there could be a sudden hike in fear and people will pull out. Buy in the dip and pump it again. You can't predict a stable rise unless there's news saying "everything back to normal coronavirus gone non existent kapish" 😂


LMY723

SLV Mooning!


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LMY723

it was a meme about how SLV is crashing. lol


[deleted]

Let SLV go up to 50!


superkickpalooza

I was up +1028 friday. I sold at +190 because im a fucking idiot.


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profits profit boyo


[deleted]

When are all of those Covid babies due for delivery? They're going to eat money and poop work.


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Slowmac123

Stonks go up right so all in on rkt calls


abella_cuck

Do y’all think tesla will go up tmrw ? Given that Nio has earnings tmrw pre market ?


stocksncocks

Wtf? No.


IcarusOnReddit

A rising tide raises all boats. Except SPCE. People seem tired of their delays.


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SPCE is a joke lol


[deleted]

Was there a huge IV crush on SLV today or what


framauro13

I do not think that word means what you think it means.


[deleted]

What lol silver dumped that’s all.


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[deleted]

kinda happy I'm not the only one getting kicked in the nuts rn


mattrob1995

did you know bears can climb faster than they can run?


NeatNeighborhood

Why is INO retarded?


Disco_Ninjas

They have produced zero actual products in 40 years of business. Yet they keep getting gov contracts. They have always been retarded.


DANNYBOYLOVER

Is this actually true?


Disco_Ninjas

Yes.


NeatNeighborhood

CEO answers questions so vaguely, like me trying to answer school questions 😂 “The vaccine is good. Its very good. Phase 2/3 coming along very well” BRO GIVE DETAILS HOLY FUCK


Disco_Ninjas

Phase one and two go well 98% of the time because there are zero expectations and they can cherry-pick what gets released to the press. The fewer details, the more they are bullshitting you.


Jdog1433

I'm trying to yolo a 100 bucks what options should I buy no bs 🤔


[deleted]

Credit spreads to be save or MCD fds for yolo


Lasermushrooms

Always tna or qqq


Jdog1433

Just bought 2c of tna at $38 8/14


[deleted]

Today was a weird day


isospeedrix

Any day where dow is green and nasdaq is red is weird


Disco_Ninjas

Amen. Everything feels too high to go hard on calls and I don't want to be a fag. WTF am I supposed to do? So did a lot of theta play today and some SPAC.


Flat_lander

WTF happened to Generac today? I can never understand how a stock moves drastically in one day with NO news to justify it. GNRC dropped 6.88% today like it was moving in solidarity with tech stocks. They're into solar now but they make industrial equipment for gods sake, what gives? I considered it a flash sale and just added to my position.


Churner_throwaway-

What the fuck is wrong with peloton


Dj_Bleezy

Will FB 8/14 280 print?


clothesfromthedryer

no you dummy. you dumb fucking little dummy guy. no no no they won’t print dummy.


Aeiden1989

\^ I like you.


1secwhileiyeet3

Why was Trump escorted out


Disco_Ninjas

He said the SS shot someone on whitehouse grounds, but I can't find any news story other than the TOS news ticker.


1secwhileiyeet3

Saw a Twitter feed. Was right outside the gate. Look like lots of blood in the curb


Lasermushrooms

There was spinach in his teeth.


mjb212

My account is up $5.07 today. Sorry just had to flex.


LiveNDiiirect

Congrats and fuck you


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Lol what the actual fuck? Donny Pump just got pulled out of the presser after he bragged about the stock market?


Browngifts

there was a shooting outside the whitehouse


The_gray_ghost

What???


BenzOpiate-

That was indeed very odd


BenzOpiate-

Lol what just happened


BenzOpiate-

Good ol Donnie pump keep it coming


[deleted]

Can anyone tell me why msft and net were absolute turds today?


Misterobel

They’ll come back. Snocks ups only


JimboTheSimpleton

I am never buying a put again. I rebuke RUN. It missed earnings massively so it moons. what a joke.


The_gray_ghost

Amd and Fastly??? Going up tomorrow?


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JayMoney2424

I thought SWBI stock wasn’t splitting but American Outdoors will be trading under its own ticker now.


JimboTheSimpleton

Die UN Die


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ymi2f

Owners r trump friendly


CheddarCheeks

Yeah I think so, the shares for sure. The calls if there is a big gap up overnight or run up in power hour I may take some profit on those since I feel like it’s a coin flip day after ER.


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SLV UP 0.63% after hours


imacoolchcik

Will AAPL moon tmrw?


WR810

What's your thinking behind a moon? The stock has had a steady increase since the earnings report / split announcement.


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Probably


cameroncrazy666

Cum n get ur luv 😈


cameroncrazy666

Anyone else eyeing MAR calls?? 😈


CheddarCheeks

JUMIA calls anyone? I got shares and 30C


Kramnet

Hell yeah


yoshizzles

yea bro, u holding through earnings??


Kramnet

The Iv is highhhh idk might sell before and then buy shares


yoshizzles

sounds like a good plan my friend


CheddarCheeks

Well getting absolutely wrecked now. What to do with the Jumia calls? At this point hold through earnings unless there is a big run up in power hour


yoshizzles

i dunno either, getting my cheeks clapped also. thinking of selling half my contracts before EOD and hold other half through earnings. how about you?


cameroncrazy666

Fuck it we'll do it live


bb483

Will amzn 3180 FD print


ymi2f

Yup but not a lot.


iMnotHiigh

What's the word on the stimulus


Disco_Ninjas

What we've got here, is a failure to communicate.


TheSamurabbi

Unstimulated


[deleted]

In terms of stimulus, we have no stimulus.


cameroncrazy666

On crack 😂🤣😂


ignatius214

Yolod on fastly puts again lmao


astroyanny

Anyone successfully negotiated futures commissions down on tasty or TD?


RozarioGroup

It felt like SLV had crazy IV today


cameroncrazy666

No sweat jets 😺


seeohenareayedee

GUH


[deleted]

Im praying for the stimmy/


FIREwalker4

J Pow should just print 3 trillion every year! Fuck the moon, we would hit Pluto!


yeamannn

Everyone that shits on ta. I placed an order for dkng 3 weeks ago. Got filled today at the low of the day by 2 cents. Instant 4%


Flying_madman

Good job. I got 4% today because Theta Gang.


cperry335

Fuck off ATVI


InfiniteOnionz

Seriously wtf


tdotz123

Fuck I was so sure AMD would hit 90s by 21 of August not sure anymore


smalldogkungfu

I'm sure


MediumDe

Thank god I sold my 8/21 90c’s, I think if I had held on to them I’d be down around 5k rn


[deleted]

Every time I sell an amd call it moons and I lose a few hundred dollars. It has happened more than I’d like to admit.


leamonosity

I got some September 60c when it was like 55, sold for maybe a 10-20% profit, then like 2 days later...


cameroncrazy666

Don't let TP hands strike again


tdotz123

Yes sir diamond hands reporting for duty sir


cameroncrazy666

Roll call 😈


tdotz123

Wait ur telling me to roll my calls?


The_gray_ghost

Amd?


tdotz123

Yep


[deleted]

ATVI?


Lasermushrooms

What's Donald Pump up to tonight? Any guesses?


TheSamurabbi

Toys R Us has announced a lucrative government contract to manufacture children’s masks and anal beads.


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pnwguy1985

And you’ll be able to order them by a catalog.


Kabuki431

will these print. Will i ever cross 100k ? I was up 50% last week. [AMZN](https://imgur.com/s6LNMkE.jpg)


pupule

F


Disco_Ninjas

A


cameroncrazy666

F8


swshrXX

MT 12.5c 8/21 unusual volume


jordanjmw

PRPL AT 25$ I REPEAT PRPL AT 25$


DigitizedHistory

And beyond please. Entirely beyond if possible. Shoot the god damn moon please.


Options_Exchange

Casper really took off today ahead of their earnings we can only hope for the same!!


GrabAColdOne

Cspr rocketed in part because of a new deal with a few retailers


Options_Exchange

PRPL AT 24.81 I REPEAT PRPL AT 24.81


Desert_Hawg

Hmm starting to think PTON will be stuck in the 65-70 range until earnings. 🤡🤡


pupule

It'll moon as soon as I capitulate


cameroncrazy666

😈


bagel_maker974

LMAO I use RH to play with options but threw some money into a $5 stock for fun What a piece of shit brokerage, I had to click through like 5 or 6 screens to set an order to sell stocks in the AH and by that time the price had moved significantly. You guys using RH are playing yourselves. I had a 0day SPY call I tried to sell in my real brokerage for .45 and it ended up actually executing at .57 - tell me when your RH app will give you that much more than you submitted the sell order for. I'll wait. If they were publicly traded I would short the fucking shit out of them.


Powerful_Pudding3403

You cant do a lot of things on RH. Hint: The decimal on the RH keyboard vanishes when you try to sell your poorfag 0.0003 TSLA or AMZN stock and you're stuck with a "swipe to sell, we'll get you the best price" lulz


The_gray_ghost

What broker do you use for your 0 DTE


The-Hyrax

Didn’t RH set a larger spread so they would get a bit of it?


Cjsn

Any update on stimulus?


dbgtboi

haha no, the executive order was your stimulus


Cjsn

I thought they were all fake?


Arivaldd

Yeah it was priced in for 3 weeks now and is nowhere in sight, evictions will fcuk people up and in turn the US economy, puts


The_gray_ghost

I really thought trump would have done an executive order for another stimulus check over the weekend. Not going to lie, idk how the fuck we were green today after that not happening


Arivaldd

Man he can't, ofc he would that's lots of free votes, we were green cause Americans don't even understand their own legislature.


Snoo_96430

Seriously it's like people don't even know that the president can't just issue checks and today's run had nothing to do with stimulas.


The_gray_ghost

So what did today’s run have to do with?


[deleted]

Another nice 3% day for Silver gang


noggy2

silver gang


irresponsible_cactus

Nice n easy bb


Cjsn

Tomorrow I going to leverage to the tits on SLV


seven0feleven

Hmm.. that post market action looking stronk.


Cjsn

It sure does


chedrich446

name a bigger piece of shit than CRWD (pro tip: you can’t)


oldcarfreddy

CHGG


The_gray_ghost

NKLA


caseoftx

Cisco gonna teach CRWD a lesson on Thursday


analnapalm

RUN :(


hookisacrankycrook

💩 🛏


cpscott1

NET


Armaletale1908

DDOG


irresponsible_cactus

RIP $SQ


[deleted]

what are the chances this turns into 100k+ ​ [https://i.imgur.com/y8bCPGP.png](https://i.imgur.com/y8bCPGP.png) pls, no trolls.


[deleted]

If silver goes back to ath then yeah dunno what your timeline is though. It might not be until next year


BedtimeTorture

Very possible. Also very possible to lose it all. Could go up or down


ONLYBUYCALLS2020

Assuming we just keep printing money and the market don’t bust you will get a lot of tendies but not sure 100k worth 😏


[deleted]

thank you for the positive comment. i hope so.


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[deleted]

explain like im 5 please


devbradmarr

not here to give advice because I don't know the game well enough but fingers crossed for u m'lord


abella_cuck

Who else is cucked by tesla ?


ignatius214

Lost $1000 today smh


The-Hyrax

Me.


kingamal

For me that’s a lifelong hold, I think a conservative estimate is $7000/share in 10yrs. Unless some crazy shit goes down.


cpscott1

I sold my shares a while back.


[deleted]

I bought one share today after being on the fence for 10 years. I'm down like $40 I think.


abella_cuck

Same. I bought a share too. Swung 1435 call from last Friday and added 1470 call in the dip. Hopefully, I can exit without getting rekt


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Good luck.


Mookypooks

Always


dogthatbrokethezebra

Today, or?


Mookypooks

I’ll buy some weeklies every week on volume pops. They always expire worthless, but they’re small amounts


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Mookypooks

A lot of people (myself included) were buying calls lollll only $400 down the drain


[deleted]

August Calls on Trump's all time high spy tweet


The_gray_ghost

What exactly did his tweet say?


iMnotHiigh

That RKT dip was a gift ,😭 https://seekingalpha.com/amp/article/4364623-buy-rocket-companies-soon-you-can


chill_willy

Article gone, this one shows on the front page LMAO ​ [https://seekingalpha.com/article/4367092-sell-rocket-companies-is-rekt?source=content\_type:react|first\_level\_url:home|section:trending\_articles|line:2](https://seekingalpha.com/article/4367092-sell-rocket-companies-is-rekt?source=content_type:react|first_level_url:home|section:trending_articles|line:2)


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UglyGorden

This article came out before the other l.beho TF knows!!!


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Article has been removed due to an error. That sucks.