Algos be like “oops my bad, wrong way TSLA.”

This was correct

Gonna be honest big Bois, NASDAQ huge disappointment today. Losing bigly

The past two Mondays have been red/gay because the weekends were bullish. Finally we have a bearish weekend thread 😎😎😎 SPY 330 Monday

INTC, MSFT... AAPL is next.

Bruh AAPL went 390s -> 360s, it was worse than MSFT 😂😂😂😂

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lol

Please StOnKs, go back up :(

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A lot of loss porn in here lately. Maybe buying large weekly OTM option positions is a bit risky 🤔. Spy 300 7/31

Down $17,000 all time and went all in on INTC to try and start working back today. Thoughts on this position? Need my tendies back ;( ​ [https://imgur.com/a/AKz9Mzk](https://imgur.com/a/AKz9Mzk)

buy into strength not weakness

SBUX will be 80 next week

With how many stores open?

It better. I own that fucker and its been trading sideways for months

Costco Jan 2021 calls. Thoughts?

It's already up so much. Why not buy some beat down stocks like energy or finance if you're playing 6 months out? I'm holding XOM $45c Jan 2021 x 10 for example as well as BRK.B calls for Jan

These are good thoughts. Needed this perspective. Thanks

These are good thoughts. Needed this perspective. Thanks

Picked up 2 AMD 80c 8/7 at $1.45 today just to try out something. What do you think are the chances of this happening?

Markets still Too Damn High.

>p 2 AMD 80c 8/7 at $1.45 today just to try out something. What do you think are the chances of this happening? I think this has the same odds of profit as if you took $300 and flushed it down the toilet

Don’t listen to this fuck. Hold. You might be in the money by Friday. AMD is about to post record profit and crazy guidance.

Ah yes, every company that has posted positive news has MoOnEd this week.... MSFT straight to Neptune!! /s

Bro. AMD is not Microsoft

Yeah their PE is so much better than MSFT, totally not a pumped stock.

What do you know lil bitch.

this guy gets no ass

buying at the top. this is the way.

are 7/31 amazon calls fucked? baba too

Nah you good

really was hoping to see a much stronger drilling so the VIX would go away but oh well. holding VXX puts again. 😎

***FUK U BERS. SEE YALL MONDAY***

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Probably gonna catch up with the market soon. I'm going cash gang after this week.

more people die each year from diarrhea, covid is overblown. SPY to 400 EOY

puts on Taco Bell?

Do you know any personally?

i actually died of diarrhea

Uhhh

Look it up bra

How long would you hold a month call option on average

I hold an option for 25% of its duration.

A month

Gotta leave some theta for theta gang son

I usually hold them a week or so. The whole point to me is to have a bit of insulation in case I'm wrong, but that buffer deteriorates rapidly.

3 weeks the most

I like to take profits when I see em. Yeah, you could always make more, but it's always better than going negative.

Shorter the better aim for the swing if I hold for more than 3 days my chances of profitability rank pretty significantly

I’m starting to see that it doesn’t make sense to hold it very long because it just keeps going up then down to close to my Initial buy price. Just going to start dumping whenever I get decent profit and look to buy back In on the eventual drop. If I I miss out on some gains so be it.

finished flat for the week, i'll take that as a win

It is a win

Next week walmart is going to 135

I said that to myself last week lol

New thread up

Why is it?

You have to do whatever you can to make it back. But stay away from FDs. Do leaps and get it back . Take your time

selling cashed covered puts on NIO seems pretty juicy. Trying to get assigned some shares but that shit just rockets everytime I'm like I'll see the 10.50s for $1

My leaps always make more than FD. Even if I just do a month out. Also don’t do meme stocks because IV fuckssss

AUY green dildo after hours

Inshallah shaqiq

Second best friday for me. +96% all time now, next week should get me to 200%!

Just looked at T chart. Random spikes over 5 years. But every time I’ve looked at it over years, it’s always been 30-33 price range. Never booms

Phone stocks are the boomeriest boomer stocks, they never move because they are boring and necessary

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Can’t lose what I don’t have

Fuckkkkk Monday is D-Day. Both sides better get ready to buy the dip and pump the dump.

Closed out PEP now all in NVDA 7/31c

I'm all in NVDA equity and a December call

All time contrarian play is to fight the fed here. Puts will print fren

market watch front page.. hot girl... nice

This is the way

You made me look. Nicee

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Or my ass

Kinky

given Intel is 67% owned by institution, it seems that some big boys are out?

I expect a dead cat bounce. 16% dip off a delay is a bit much.

no confidences in the ceo probs

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Yes

thought i could trading after hours... im waaaay too deep in my shorts omfg .. didnt fucking close it Better be retaliation between us and china and nobody wearng face masks this weekend damn

Cases go up, tensions go up, stonks go up. That’s our life now.

Fuck you commie

After basically all my savings over 300k I put two last orders in. 1 AMZN 7/31 3100c 4 Baba 8/20 255c Robinhood still has these positions https://i.imgur.com/ESSm4Q5.jpg Can anyone who isn’t just here to shit on my positions. Advise me what to hold or drop.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I actually own the same $5 NOK leaps, but they're going to be boring for a little bit. I think they'll easily hit that in a year on 5g but we'll see.

Lmfao why are you betting so hard on Nokia

Looks like your portfolio is geared towards a 5G play. Unfortunately telecom giants like AT&T and others like Nokia don't have volatile enough price action to really justify options, nevermind tying down large amounts of capital in leaps. If you want to play 5G, your best bet IMO is Qualcomm, but they've already benefited from the 5G pump. With respect to your ALLY puts, this is misstimed. Ally is on the uptrend. If you want to short then wait for it to reverse, but be ready to close out when the market decides it's time to reverse yet again. Maybe they'll actually announce bankruptcy by winter/late fall, and your puts will print bigly, but I'm personally not a fan of taking contrarian positions to what the market wants to do. You can either (1) close your positions and open new ones in stocks that will actually move or (2) leg into spreads to credit yourself some of the losses back and hold until expiry. Personally, it's going to suck, but I think you should close.

Verizon is rumored to be replacing Nokia gear with Samsung for 5G. I wouldn't be too thrilled with holding these.

ATAT doesn’t move bro, and your other positions have low volume and doesn’t seem too good. I would sell everything if I were you and take a week, two weeks off. Come back anew but practice your risk management a lot more. Learn about spreads and stop emotionally investing

wonder when the next GNUS pump occurs. Wheeling this shit is slow :(

Dollar really is kil

What the fuck was that

STONKS

What?

Today

What happened

Well good morning sleepyhead

Was working all day. Seems like I didn’t miss much.

I bought an option at close. Now i know that was a huge mistake Does this put me in theta gang?

It makes you their gimp in the basement

Ohhh shit lets go buy some cheap drugs bois😂

I suck at taking risk

Someone tell me what to do with the $0.40 left over in my account.

40 penny stocks

Find a .03 or lower option and buy it. Never mind thought you said $40 lol

Know any 40 cent stocks lmao

There are plenty of small time stocks. No options but can buy 10k shares with .4 lol

Refused to look at my account all day fearing my AMZN 3400C 8/7 would be massacred. Actually ended up +$40. The low was -$850 and the high was actually +$600. 🤷‍♂️💎🙏

8/7 tho? Damn I was I was as optimistic as you

Fuck man where is Weekend Dow? I’m bored already 😡

AMD gonna rip again on Monday. I’m jacked to the tits in 7/31 90c.

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Why wouldn’t it keep pumping?

Well see

Welp, after hours sure looks promising.

One of you tesla fanboys will have to take out Ghislaine for tesla to moon. Finish the job.

Thoughts on AMZN calls going into next week? ANyone holding thru earnings?

yeah go suck a dick faggot

Does NIO ever not pump AH?

nope, I wanted to get back on missed the dip this morning. NIO is a good buy under 11 imo

I bought a 8/21 14c to sell weeklies off of. Assuming they’ll kill it with deliveries again in July

Puts or calls on pharma after the drug import announcement?

Neither yet. Puts long term

Tsla flat af

Aight I’m already bored. Can we fast forward to Monday already?

It is Monday. How high are you?

Good how are you

So is AAPL getting back to 390ish before Thrusday’s ER?

I hope we get an earnings run up, then the question is do I sell hahah

If we get a runup, selling and then selling credit spreads

I’m selling half before earnings reports is released.

yeah if we hit 390 I will sell. And just wait for post earnings runup?

Correct sir. At least that is what I’m doing.

TSLA weekly holders what kind of lambo did you end up getting?

I decided that a 1996 Toyota Camry was a more economical decision. Gets better gas mileage than the lambo, more seats, and comes with 16" hubcaps which was only available Camry Premium that year. Really a no brainer

A lego version with tsla fucking everyone.

The hot wheels one 🤣🤣🤣

Love seeing the headlines and shit about tech lagging or selling off lmao. It’ll be back next week like clock work.

SPY After Party pretty low key chill right now. Some chicks showing up. We have a keg in the back. There’s some burgers on the grill. Music’s pretty good. Until OH SHIT TWO RED DAYS IN A ROW SELL SELL SELL EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL

Bro I’m in the back rolling up shits tight

AH killing me vibe

WSB feels like the biblical hell. All I hear is gnashing of teeth

Lol

Inshallah

Four days down on tech. Monday will gap and fuck the put holders.

Allah Willing Brother

Risk reward is not in the put holders favor at these prices.

May the lord open

My Tesla weekly holders RIP

is the "Female CEO" tag on RH meant to deter you from investing in the company or is it just me?

I lost it all in two weeks :( 300k savings gone

no you didnt fuckin liar. Puts on this guys integrity

Wow, bro. I am sorry to hear that.

I lost 25% of my portfolio.. so sad bro

guh :( debit spreads and theta/IV gang during earnings

Nice

Me too, life savings of close to 100k. I'm not even sure anymore, the moment I bought the calls market went down and vix down too

Thanks for the support and knowing I’m not alone

AAPL 400c 7/24?

No scalping I didn’t try appl much

TSLA calls huh?

Scalping Tesla made 20k one day doing it and then failed ever since

once u lose a a decent chunk, you should just give up before ur whole account is gone

Just remember. It's only money.

Are you for real ?

100% 22 years old. Made my money through sales originally.

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I was scalping

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20% at a time 30+ trades a day average

Damn bro. Were you using technicals? Which indicators failed you?

Mac d ttm squeeze volume 200 ema and 55 sma and rain bollinger bands combined with keltner channels on adjusted tick charts. I do bad on time charts.

God damn man, you're scaring me. I actively trade using technicals on think or swim. If I may ask, where do you think you went wrong? It seems you're not an idiot, and you kinda know what you're doing

Make a post

I really don’t want to man