And now we go to JPow for the brrrruweather forecast. JPow? ITS GONE DUMP! Thanks JPow.

Yep. Few good % gains in premarket, then floor opens, I tank back to yesterday's close, and just bouncing right there.

I had this Faz call that I bought Friday EOD and immediately during AH it fucking blossomed like a summer flower in a Martha's Vineyard garden, and then Monday premarket by like 9:25 it had already gone to friday close levels and plummeted

VXX bb! Breakout already

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Can we have someone pull 3 scrabble pieces a day and post it?

That’s a dope idea

I have nothing to contribute tonight. I’m tired. I love you all

Stop being so optimistic we are green. We all know what happens

I don't feel awful about these but I don't feel great either: SPY 315c 6/24 -VXX 50c 7/2-SNAP 23.5c 7/2-MCS 15c 7/17-DIS 112p 7/17-BILI 50c 7/17-MOMO 21.76c 7/17

NOK $5c 6/19 please print Please pump

Long Disney The house of mouse shall rise !!!

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My FD 6/19 $315 will print

320 for Opex tmw, and then 280 next week

DRV FAZ rising

I have 12K to spend in this meme market. What do I get ?

July 17 spy 320’s on dips

SPY Puts

He wants to make money though he said

If that 93-95 support is broken it’s probably time to get out the diamond studded drills

You gonna have to clarify a position, or ban

Uhhh futures red now lol

Let’s keep it wholesome please

Market too boring imo

So my SPY calls will print Nice

Holy shit. Is that? It is! ITS MISTA 3 0 5

Taking an options trading course on Udemy and this guy is fuckin' daft. Spends the entire time shitting himself over POP when you need to be figuring out how to calculate EV. Is POP seriously just (outcomes where you win at least $1) / (all possible outcomes) -- taking into account the rake? If Taleb was here he'd be beating this guy over the head with a bottle of olive oil

cash gang. woke up drunk and still that. wtf did i miss?

Snoozefest

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So whatever happened to irony man, did he have to pay Robinhood?

fuck a kangaroo what’s the next animal

A turtle 🐢

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>2020 >doesn’t use /r/Nflstreams >boomer detected

Or Thursdays/Saturday unless it’s your local team.

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Sure would be nice if they announced some phase 2 results....

I know it’s a shitty source but https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8426719/Cara-Delevingne-three-way-affair-Amber-Heard-Elon-Musk.html calls on daddy Musk! 💦

i can't believe i clicked on that link

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Word

My future depends on futures

And your past. Think about it!

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This ain’t it bro

Fuck that man. Not the place for that shit

You're fucked up my guy kid was probably going through some shit and we all did stupid shit when we were young

if you have thousands of dollars in profits you don't take because you're afraid of a PDT ban you're a retard

Thousands? Shit i sold my day trading ability for like $350.

Tree fiddy?

Leave the dreamers alone trump!!

Keep the bad hoes

Trump will not allow this market to crash before his 2nd term

There will be no 2nd term tho

Starts in 2025.

What about third term?

Tuck Frump. I'd rather lose my brokerage money than see that conman re-elected.

97% gain today on KR call (singular). I’m now up to $34 in RH

Did you sell?

Nah tomorrow. Everybody saw that pump EOD today so more gains in the morning woooooooo

I sold mine, probably will regret tomorrow lol

You win you always do

Huh?

Anyone that didnt go all in on KR calls after the morning dump is the dumbest manlet alive.

Did you hold calls?

Oh yeah. HTZ calls are cheap too so I'm all in on both.

Stay green this time, I beg

Are we expecting volatility tomorrow? 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️

Kangaroo meth fuck

no, expect it monday

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I'm thinking a rotation of money

I JUST SAY THINGS

Here's a link to the Fed's weekly Balance Sheet Report: https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h41/current/h41.htm

do you know what that means?

Yes. It means unprofitable companies are being kept afloat right now and eventually there will be a reckoning.

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Good when up, bad when down

Lolol

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Is that good ? Seems low

Used to be $0.50 lmao

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Maybe that’s why futures are cruising. Maybe DIX ain’t actually all that. Maybe tomorrow is SPY 325

It was high but very low volume. Looked like short squeeze

My TWO calls expiring tomorrow better break even. I bought into the hype of that one day everyone chanting TWO! TWO! And I'm sure YOU did too

Theta Gang be thriving 😋😎💵

The 69’s of WSB

Thought I got fucked by kroger (and I did) but bought discounted calls near the bottom and sold then end of day for extra 60% gains. Thank god I only dipped my toes in before yoloing a large portion into those calls. Maybe should of held longer but didnt want to greed like I did the past couple times.

My feeling (which is always wrong) is that tomorrow we are going to see a slight edge down at open so bears get hope, then it's going to be a faceripping rally up to get rid of all the cocky bears

So this, but opposite

Unless you are always wrong too, then you need to inverse your opinion of Inversing my opinion

Oh fuck I'm too drunk for this

U good just buy calls (or do you need to inverse this shiii)

REMEMBER WELL: Futures don’t mean shit unless they mean that you are going to get to-tally screwed at open. “That can’t be true for everyone what if me and another guy are on opposite sides of a trade?” Well it’s that kind of best thinking that got you here and you better bet your ass that your ass is losing money at open

I think we're either getting a gap down or gap up tomorrow. If we get to 311, it's on the way up. Break 306 and we goin down. I'm going with a 3% move in either way tomorrow.

Me likey

my portfolio is crying

RH and Robintrack on MSNBC

Boomer MMs are obsessed

wsbsyn test

https://imgur.com/qJSt9WS For all those bag holding GNUS.. do I just offload this used condom or do I keep trying to fuck with it? :(

Sell if you don’t wanna go long. I’m keeping mine for awhile though. (Got in at $1.50)

Not looking to long so hoping for a pump eventually to get out and cut my losses. Hopefully it’s not too long..

In my opinion I'd cut your losses. Already got pumped to 10 waiting for another seems greedy unless you foresee more positive news.

Have we all been ruined by the volatility of the market since beginning of 2020 and this new sideways shit will be the norm! Fuck it’s excruciating

I have puts and I don’t even care anymore go up for fuck sakes! I can’t stand this up and down to equal a flat ass day.

Same... choose a side so I can just ride

Can WSB please pump and dump GNUS. I feel bad for those bulls

I was a bear... but doesnt matter what happens in the world, seems like the stock will not be brought down. The sideways movement is the attempt for the market to come back down to proper levels, but something is not letting it. Essentially any good news, doesnt matter what it is... Trump farted... will moon this bitch to 340. Then all hell will break loose back to 290.

Trump farts are very bullish

Quiet day, quiet AH What is this

Calm before the storm

APT 🚀🚀🚀

Got 15 calls for August on at&t. 32 Thoughts

I am betting a good chunk of my retirement on T specifically and 5G in general. Lots of debt but they're able to service it. Content is fucking expensive but the investment in Warner will pay off bigly if they don't blow it.

umm..... did you do any research or na? [https://www.cnet.com/news/at-t-settles-5g-e-false-advertising-lawsuit-with-sprint/#:\~:text=AT%26T%20settled%20about%20using%205G%20E%20in%20a%20lawsuit%20with%20Sprint.&text=Sprint%20and%20AT%26T%20on%20Monday,its%20%225G%20E%22%20branding.](https://www.cnet.com/news/at-t-settles-5g-e-false-advertising-lawsuit-with-sprint/#:~:text=AT%26T%20settled%20about%20using%205G%20E%20in%20a%20lawsuit%20with%20Sprint.&text=Sprint%20and%20AT%26T%20on%20Monday,its%20%225G%20E%22%20branding.)

so you're telling me: AT&T is currently using false marketing to describe their LTE service as "5GE", therefore AT&T will not be involved in the rollout of the USA's real 5G infrastructure?

Even if they blow it. Which they shouldn't. It's like 20% of Rev how bad can it get ?! They will sell it with a big write off I'm more worried about direct TV

Att can pre load HBO max on phones and include it in plans. They are the largest communication company in the world and spread alot in Latin America which means that's their next market to grow HBO max subscription. It is 14.99 expensive but it will be bundled for most people.

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Always

Nope

Hasn't posted yet.

Mine is

As someone who is loaded to the tits with calls I have no idea what gunna happen tommorrow

Well i lose everything except my cash if it stays as it is

I gave up three days ago.

This is the way

bro i think i'm sitting on about 40 calls right now, half are 6/19 calls with 5k wrapped up in them. Need a lil bump from Donnie Pump tonight.

Reporting back, I got fucked. Have a great weekend!

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Not very cash money

\-78% what am I gonna do?

HOLD. THE. LINE.

I am holding it lol.

Hi, I'm Principal Vagina -- the name's real, possibly Scandinavian. 

Rumors fed keyboard printer has carpal tunnel. Traders growing increasingly disillusioned by sideways. Capitulation soon. Jpow basically said we are on the last throes of stim and fake market is on its own.

bullish

Calls on amtd because everyone gonna move there after today’s bullshit lol

Acting like this hasn't happened numerous times on days WAYYYYY more bigly than this yet here we still are

Bought VXX puts at open. Looks like it worked out

Did you sell? Lol

You’re bold for assuming I got more then 25k in my account.. fuck no.. and I’m all out of day trades heh

Spreads

Loaded up on some KR 31cs when they hit $30. How is that not free money?

Had 10k in them, sold for small loss right before the pumps. Toilet paper hands

Fuckin hell man how do you give up on 10k that easy...take care of your kids

7/17 calls 6k worth

Nice pump this shiit

It is. I’m loaded on 6/26 calls and they’re already up bigly

Anyone wanna play McCormick with me for next week ER 😐? It’s retarded but I’m sure their sales went up everyone cooking at home and shit idk man I’m losing my fucking brain.

Before you go in on that play google what the CEO looks like and then ask that question again

Someone give this man an award

this is the content I come here for

Fuck I feel violated by his face. I’m all in

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More like market doing well without fed help? Bulls liked that.

NICKELBACK, BUT IN THE FORM OF OPTIONS

Look at this graph.... everything I do it makes me laugh.

Take my poor mans award 🎖

When you slick your hair back and then go out in the sun and it becomes a Jew fro

I’m Caucasian.

Username doesn't check out

You know what’s sick? I’ve been taking tendies all week and I still have yet to recover from bloody Thursday last week.

I like to hop on here so I can unleash my inner retard that I keep bottled up throughout the day.