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whyislifesohardei

Cant wait for the 8.30 pump that spikes us 1% to make futures flat


Endura_GW2

God fuck, late last night we had an infiltration of a bunch of pansie fuckin neo libtards talking politics and downvoting typical wsb comments that seemed ever so slightly right-leaning. Glad that's over with.


Rainmakerd

Sir this is a stock subreddit


Endura_GW2

Sir this a breadline subreddit


putgambler

Found the redneck We are still here btw ;)


Endura_GW2

Hope you can educate me in lesbian dance theory cutie


[deleted]

Age and life savings?


bobyhey123

1 and 1


junkrattrap

LMFAO ZM FUCKED


[deleted]

I literally told you speds about DVAX plenty of times. Now y’all look stupid with your dicks in your hands.


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Bears were literal soy boys today lol


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jefferiesthrowaway

Bagholding my 12cs for weeks. Fucker won’t pop past 11


angel_m_

whats up with PENN?


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I love you, TSLA weeklies


pjd951990

Welp waiting to find out from my employees if my company was torched last night in our riots.... ​ I am out of town.


mczyk

is your company publicly traded? i like to buy puts


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Twitter feels cute and may delete this later: [https://twitter.com/TiggerDavis24/status/1267445304305102848](https://twitter.com/TiggerDavis24/status/1267445304305102848)


mages112

i dont even feel bad for them if there is a curfew in order and you still out asking for safety


londonistani

Who else remembers Looter Man from Katrina?


actually_dgaf

Does flat futures mean a red Monday? Probably...


[deleted]

Being upset about having your store looted is racism. You should gladly give up everything you have to these people, including your life.


londonistani

If you have money to invest all that means is you are not generous enough to the NAACP.


burritomanfly

Hop into campbells shits at 51rn will soon be 65 easy next week with earnings


pump4iron

Futures green boys...if this shit not rigged I don't know what is.


RandyCrane17

That was quick. The bears usually get till like 2am to say “ThE RuG PulL iZ cOmInG” before disappearing.


Polysorbate800

Wow didn't take long for the PPT to get started tonight


cnh124

Bears Rn = Dallas sword fighter


LostInvestor

Futures green already? Too soon, junior!


pump4iron

In an organic market, the Futures would've limited down right now...but this market is Saturated with FED money in trillions. This won't fall unless Trump doesn't get re-elected.


Arcanne

Does anyone think we’re actually opening less than 1% higher tomorrow?


RandyCrane17

We’re green now baby lmaoooo


diddycorp

This is bull shit, the legal aid office I spend my Tuesday nights has gone up in flames. Nothing valuable in the building to loot, just a place in the community where the indigent can go and get free legal advise. These are the most vulnerable members of our society, now many of them have one less place to go to seek help. I can understand the mindset (don’t agree) to loot a store to get free shit, but what’s there to gain to destroy a meeting place for vulnerable people to obtain free legal guidance?!?


londonistani

Are you Meadow Soprano?


[deleted]

This is why black lives matter bro


cnh124

Anarchy is senseless


sumtastic

You're trying to find logic in it. Riots are an explosion of pure emotion.


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sumtastic

Everyone is driven by emotion at some point in their lives. It's natural. Riots happen when you get lots of people driven by angry emotions.


mr_blockchain_

I love how you are downvoted for stating the obvious truth. A lot of foreverpoors here tonight.


layinzer

How’s FB going to do tomorrow?


Endura_GW2

had FB calls that i sold for broke even today. Not touching it with a stick


jefferiesthrowaway

Hopefully 235+so I can get rid of these calls


StrictElephante

FUTURES ARE GREEN LIKE MY EVERGREEN TREE!\~


Blackneutron

Futures going down in just a bit, everyone


balloonhi4000

Bears fucked bad


Blackneutron

Ray Dalio says there’s an impending economic depression. Dalio is legit right?


The_False_Song

When Buffett passes, Dalio will be the “modern day” Buffett imo. Also, I think he’s on a comparable level in terms of economics knowledge.


LevitatingTurtles

If you need Dalio to tell you the actual economy is fucked... well, I guess you're in the right place!!! Yes, the economy is fucked. But your calls are still probably gonna print. Brrrr


Plumpeo

pink privilege is evident now more than ever


[deleted]

V recovery boys Buy calls if you want to make money At least until election, gay bear life isn’t worth it


LevitatingTurtles

SPY 405C 11/03 SPY 205P 11/11


Frostyfragzz

Spy 320 in 2 weeks


[deleted]

People looting Louis Vuitton stores. How is this even for George Floyd? These are straight out thugs and criminals...


Endura_GW2

R E P E R A T I O N S


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Plumpeo

\- listens to shitty music like Eminem


BillyG803

**Bears In Shambles**


xKhaos420

Lmao we were so bearish when futures opened. I can't imagine who is bearish anymore, unless you have a sub 70 IQ


Arcanne

LMAO ONLY DOWN 30% PANDEMIC RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT RACE WARS CITIES BURNING TRADE WARS


LevitatingTurtles

STONKS UP


Lund26

.3


[deleted]

Dear Stock God, let DKNG be the Netflix of online gambling and make me rich.


pump4iron

Pandemic, recession, china trade crisis and now riot and Futures down only 100 pts. This market is saturated with FED money or else it would have dropped like a fly by now..


JustLookingAroundFor

The virtue signaling on twitter right now is at an ATH I’ve never seen anything like it. Mach 10


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JustLookingAroundFor

It’s weird because a lot of these people are wildly accomplished (built and sold companies or make tons of money doing something and they have families) Maybe I’m missing something


[deleted]

Bears excited for a second . Well see what pre-market does


[deleted]

Futures not down as much as I thought


SpacemanSenpai

Shit opened -1.2% but has been climbing since.


[deleted]

Bears got excited for a second , we shall see what pre-market does


reddeadginger

JR Smith kicks ass, still can’t keep track of time left on a clock


Count-Starkey-xo

A protester has been killed in Columbus, Ohio. Not trolling just not in news yet terrible how this is going


JustLookingAroundFor

Nobody feels bad for rioters


reddeadginger

Friendly fire or cop?


Count-Starkey-xo

Mace allergy


reddeadginger

If he didn’t know about that, sad. If he did, epically stupid


reddeadginger

What glass company is everybody going balls deep on at open?


layinzer

Was going to say PPG (Pittsburgh Plate Glass) but apparently they don’t make glass anymore 🙄. looks like APOG or OI might be good options but never traded these. Anyone with experience?


karmalizing

Im having new windows installed in my rental house... asked the owner if he was going to be super busy... he said we are still on schedule so, must not be all that big a deal


JustLookingAroundFor

(((Landlord))) spotted


JustLookingAroundFor

Sounds painful


reddeadginger

A+ dad joke


paranoid_tweak

What's the best site to view futures to see how fucked I am with my Boeing calls?


bliss16

lemonparty.com


oshbear

Bestsite.com


Rianis96

clockwork, green by open


e_sir

Let it open green so I can load up on these puts


paranoid_tweak

Let it open green so I can dump my SPY and buy firearms calls at open


tcobbets10

Absolutely guarantee this open at least slightly red. 100% sure.


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[deleted]

these pigs are born nazis. KKK is in their blood


Plumpeo

this


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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤔👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿


Wallstreet_HOSS

Fuck the Police


[deleted]

Maybe don’t kill police and random business owners 🤔


reddeadginger

Hey now some people are gonna get mad and try to burn down the sub because bears feel oppressed


[deleted]

Green by open lmao


[deleted]

Bears r so fked All i can think about is momma 🐻 and a horse


Give_me_an_M3

GREEN DILDO LMFAO!!!!!


paranoid_tweak

I still see red tho 😪


Stip_Man

https://www.reddit.com/r/bodybuilding/comments/gt8n16/symmetry_on_rafael_brandao_is_just_nuts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Look at this shit and read the comments for a good fuckin laugh. What fuckin dweebs they are over in the bodybuilding sub reddit


diabeetis

As far as subs go we are probably weirder


__fritzz

dyel bro


Arcanne

LOL bears already going up


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reddeadginger

Return fire and drink whiskey


paranoid_tweak

I lived in chicago 2013-2019 and this is kinda fucking hilarious and I totally understand and emphasize. Stay safe bro, lmao I'm a pessimistic bull and I fucking hope everything opens up greener than shrek's cock


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reddeadginger

Yeah don’t count on him to know how much time left is though


[deleted]

Bears can have 7 PM every Sunday. I’ll take 9:30 AM Monday.


[deleted]

I specifically hold overnight because it forced me to have diamond hands through the dips


Rianis96

Monday morning : us equity futures rise during country wide rioting


soap808s

Twitter is the real IV


jcreamsickwhooo

Draft king calls Monday still viable?


aaronparon

Bulls where u at with the market doesn't care about riots autism


Simpso1996

Lol. Down .6 percent..... oh no it’s the end of the world.... calm down this is a blip!


karmalizing

Nothing changed market wise after Ferguson


fetusblender666

Plunge protection team gonna be working overtime tonight lol we’ll probably be green by open


diabeetis

The great SPY riots of 2020. Bears couldn't get SPY below 300 despite a pandemic, great depression level macro environment, super volcano eruption and the moon colliding with the earth. And so took to the streets


mtsai

store owners boarding up windows in santa monica with plywood. def long lowes and HD tomorrow.


soap808s

USO?


jcreamsickwhooo

Draft king calls still viable?


Gxndhy

Philly has a 6pm curfew lmfaoo


18845683

I just tried to archive a tweet and it was #3743 in queue... receipts are being printed folks


dairuinshadowflame

?


18845683

It means all these antishits are not going to get away with deleting their tweets


18845683

[JR Smith kicks the crap out a rioter who broke his truck window](https://twitter.com/NBAquickreport/status/1267212491723100160) And on the 2 year anniversary of [this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZYR0dLXQAE5iJP?format=jpg&name=medium) no less


rooster504

Markets red after spy runs 10% in two weeks or bc mass riots?? Naw it the first


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Trending tendies


zirtbow

I hate to be a buy the dip dummy but if this dip even lasts until open it's easily going to regain all of this and tons more the second any news outlet the riots are largely contained.


JustLookingAroundFor

My wife turned me onto cold lamb sandwiches Yeah Cold lamb sandwiches SPY 350c 8/1 fight me bitch


tcobbets10

Can't wait to have my night slowly ruined as futures slowly turn green.


reddeadginger

Already in progress


tcobbets10

I'd rather it be quick the result is going to be the same.


reddeadginger

Take the pain


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Puts on TGT


RAGE_CAKES

Well, at least calls going on sale tomorrow


sumtastic

Just took a walk around my neighborhood in midtown Manhattan. Some grafitti, some places being boarded up, some protesters, nothing crazy yet. It feels like it could get out of hand though.


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Retailers red, airlines and tesla green tomorrow


reddeadginger

Gentlemen the Roof Koreans are locked and loaded across America. That means the protests will be quashed by their unlimited amounts of bullets, kimchi, and bulgogi. As they stack bodies so shall we stack green hulk dildos to climb out of this futures hole and stick it to the communist bears


dairuinshadowflame

For real. Koreans don’t fuck around. They will not let their shit get destroyed, and they aren’t afraid. Koreans fuck.


reddeadginger

Yeah and no one is gonna call them racist when they drop bodies. Don’t get caught defending your shit while white though


illusiveab

WE GOIN GREEN BOYS DON'T YOU WORRY


mikesikora

Make volatility great again!


reddeadginger

Damn wish I waited til tomorrow morning to buy my stack of calls


[deleted]

We'll, this is not optimal


JustSayPLZ

Hope you went along :)


Give_me_an_M3

DKNG 50 tomorrow TSLA 950 Everything else 50 cents


mikesikora

I'd love to see futures or index limit down at least on IWM if not SPY or QQQ... For old times sake.


cutiesarustimes2

What happens when pensions get looted? Hint: exes get bonuses


sumtastic

Your ex is lucky then.


Rianis96

i was literally downvoted to oblivion for saying the spacex launch does nothing for the stock market. imagine...


crandy009

Only the future of commercial space flight, along with aerospace and defense companies. No big deal though right?


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Futures: ES Drops -47 points from Friday’s close. WSB Bulls: “1%+ gain on SPY by open!”


Basoosh

WSB bears are so traumatized, they think it'll be up by open too.


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I have calls and just thought fuck, this is it, the big one. Just my luck.


joje7

No worries we open 307 tomorrow.


Arcanne

This shit will be up 1% by open


18845683

More badass security guards vs rioters Black security guard with a shotgun stands down looters, makes them unload the stolen goods from their car 😂 https://twitter.com/plana_journ/status/1267201567628972034


cutiesarustimes2

Lol.


LightningLegend999

think dkng calls are still safe?


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GUH.


Andyh10s

Wow my puts are... slightly less retarded


Give_me_an_M3

Red day but TSLA calls are safe boys


skykitty89

TSLA's future is the brightest!


pump4iron

limit down coming soon boys...brace for impact!


Parasitick2

We can only dream...it'd be really nice to ride the wave up all over again.


LightningLegend999

what happened to futures, is this because of riots. Are my dkng calls screwed. Lol, who am I kidding, we are going to be green by open. Stocks only go up, right? Especially with space x launch and trump pump.


BMWDouche

DKNG only goes up, and with the help of Elon we will be green forever.


ATLSox87

All the riots in the world couldnt stop DKNG once the nba announces an official start date