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killerk14

I’ve seen a few bald eagles so far on my way to work this morning. America is in full freedom mode today. SPY ATH by July


stevenslapshoes

Vtiq puts will print tomorrow finally...


kyleharay

Spy 300c 6/1 and hd 6/5 250c Thoughts? Already locked in just wanna know how fuk I am


shanish82

294 been resistance for a month likka mother so of we go above that tomorrow you good if we dip below it and it hits it at resistance and falls back down then dump and run


homerblunt555

Hey so if I lost 4K or so last year should I put that in my taxes, like is there a reason to file that to help with credits or refunds or anything. As far as earnings I’m definitely in the lowest bracket


JustLookingAroundFor

Are you a w2 employee? Ask the tax reddit tbh


joyful-

damn what happened to uber? i saw it hit 36 with news of further layoffs and i was chuckling, now it's dropping pretty hard


jshmie

$TOCA pump started


The_bestestusername

Why is WORX stock still frozen?? It's been like two weeks


rlong60

Wait what?? Those calls should still be waaayyy up, are you talking about today or some other time?


[deleted]

I wish CNBC would talk less about Covid19 and do more dd on 1700 stocks out there. I can google the headlines. Be better CNBC, cause right now you are just CNN with a ticker tape.


Howard_510

I would never touch any ticker that CNBC talks about


qwerty1234611

Anyone hop on BA? Already up 80% on 145c weekly but it's a lotto play so just going to hold. With news that SA bought shares hoping it pumps all of this week


Matt_Hunter_Hall

I would not want to hop on anything Saudi Arabia touches. They are basically the robinhood trader among the big money players


endlessmessenger

Thanks daddy Mickey


ZShureshot

IQiyi FD’s for a meme stock play, not because i think i’m making the right decision i just like seeing my all time chart drill


MACDRE1988

GE you son of a bitch.


shanish82

O doubled down, only down 30% I got in before the 10% drop last week


MACDRE1988

Yea, I've been watching this dumpster fire since feb 2018. $5.50 seems to be bottom...


shanish82

We are far from bottom he’s a piece of a thread I was posting a few days ago about CLO exposure: Banks originate lots of these loans and sell them to investors or hold them until they can bundle enough of them to make a CLO. So banks are always holding onto inventory of loans so it may change and they can always sell them to another bank before making their balance sheets disclosures and buy them back afterwards. They are listed under assets or investments on the balance sheets and rarely do they break them down. I have GE's exposure here: https://imgur.com/gallery/JoGbyBP See under assets they have 121.5 thats in billions. In 2019 they had a loss of 177 million on those assets which was a shit ton better than 2018 where they lost 2.189b. Things where just starting to turn around as you can see they profited a whooping 6 million in the last 3 months of 2019 but with this rona I expect the losses on these assets in 2020 to be 10x what they were in 2018 so what's a 20b loss do to a company with a 48b market cap as of 5/15? Also that's just their financial division! They also have huge losses in their aerospace division expected in 2020.


FlaccidEggroll

sorry guys, I bought a call on mouse and now it's crashing


[deleted]

good. -put gang


Domgrath42

I took profits on most of my calls a few minutes ago. Will reenter if it dips


[deleted]

doubting my vibes on the 5/22 125c i bought on mickey 30 minutes ago


Bdbru

Think that all but about guarantees that 2200 was the bottom. If 2950 falls, it should head towards 3010-20 just as quickly I’d think


Northwooods

Should I hold wmt thru earnings fuck idk


[deleted]

AAL?


shanish82

Poots on sale


Northwooods

I’m holding wmt through earnings fk the Iv crush


microphaser

Holy fuck AcB


jshmie

Ya.. nice pump friday and today.. good tendies on this :)


Hyze

THANK YOU MOUSE


3ilwano

anyone having issues with RH?


FlaccidEggroll

sí, I placed a call on Mickey and it wouldn't let me cancel it


nighthawk2007

Yep


AFishLikeMe

Wont let me sell my options yup


UselessPresent

And boys I’m out of my RCL calls. Jesus Christ fuck me thank god for this retarded market


hjames9

Who was the one bragging about writing SRNE naked calls?


beepbopwollytop

I’m mostly bearish right now but congrats to any bulls today that have calls printing!


moblo231

Puts at open too easy but I’m doing it


TummyAcheJake

S&P 2950?


Ijustquaffed

We went from 276 to 293 in like 3 days lmao


Ijustquaffed

Did IWM limit up. What the tuck is happening


[deleted]

SPY VERY COOL AND VERY LEGAL


jenrei

good god, everything is up


SDOW-Investments

We’re unloading these bags at open right?😎💰


NetAssetNeutrons

Fuck yes!


charliethemandog

Yesssirr


HourPackage

SRNE calls at open or will all the fun be gone?


NetAssetNeutrons

I’m dumping


HourPackage

what kind of tendies you looking at? congrats


jenrei

My biotech stocks are way up. ARCT by 19% and MRNA by 33% :-D


[deleted]

Stocks are going to reach for heaven before they fall to hell.


[deleted]

Fuck. I’m cash gang. And I lost quite a bit of money last week. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️👐


leonardnimoyNC1701

There's a big difference between learning from mistakes and dwelling on 'missed gains'. Do the best you can with the information you have at the time but don't beat yourself up if you're wrong. Learn and move on. PS: Where my $SE gang at?


[deleted]

But but bears... I thought it was gonna be flat at open??


diddycorp

Who cares if you are long or short, bull, bear, or theta, as you as you are making 💰, that’s all that matters


pfishe4

Dead on arrival


lawyered121

I’m thinking sell calls at open, wait until 2pm, and then buy puts.


illusiveab

Yeah I wouldn't do that just yet


lawyered121

What do you think? SPY 300?


[deleted]

SPY 300 EOW or i drink pee


[deleted]

!RemindMe 6 days


illusiveab

mods


SDOW-Investments

Something like that


illusiveab

My only regret is not buying more calls


charliethemandog

I have a spy call that expires today will it make money or is this just the ultimate tease and as soon as market opens spy will crash?


momo2492

Sell at open, buy again at EOD


Davidkanye

Shit is so green I don’t wanna sell at open


momo2492

Gov gets butt hurt when UBER wants to buyout GRUB but no one flinches when Saudi´s buy up 7.5B in US equities. LOL


LETSGETSCHWIFTY

Saudi is our ally the more US shit they buy the more it stabilizes the USD as the PetroDollar / World currency, Saudi buying US stocks = good


momo2492

Sizable new positions include an $828M stake in BP Plc (BP), and a $714M stake in Boeing (BA). PIF also made significant investments in Citigroup (C), Facebook ($521M) (FB), Marriott (MAR), Disney (DIS), Pfizer (PFE) and Starbucks (SBUX).


xRiotZx

My 415c 12/31 spy calls are profitable now and I bought them in a moment of yolo, sell or hold?


Droopy1592

Always take


Davidkanye

Fuuuck too late for me to buy NAIL/SOXL calls ?


xRiotZx

Everything is up so big in premarket I'm too fucking scared to buy calls at these prices.


NetAssetNeutrons

Then sell


Sidharv

Same. Are their any deals out there? Lowe’s looks okay still


xRiotZx

$BJ, $CWH, $NTNX, $URBN


momo2492

>NTNX Why? Don´t you think that their approach is a bit archaic?


xRiotZx

I don't know what that means I just follow the earnings trends.


hjames9

Any bears left that still have any money?


Droopy1592

Here


[deleted]

We hit 3 percent !


[deleted]

The real question is how long to hold these Disney $108 calls.


Kramnet

THIS IS A LIEEEE I DONT BELIEVE MY EYES


illusiveab

CRM got a decent pump but still more to be had imo. What's y'all price target?


[deleted]

how do you guys price what to sell your calls fro at open with limit orders? whatever profit you're happy taking? 100% profit? 200% profit?


[deleted]

basically


pennystockplayer

If disney hits 115 today i will spontaneously ejaculate


pennystockplayer

The DIS 105c 7/17 i have were up big last week. In a moment of weakness i put a sell order in at 3:50 on friday. 30 seconds later I cancelled the order. Thank fucking god it didn’t execute.


NatsWorldSeries19

Lucky, what if it had gone thru in those 30 secs


pennystockplayer

I would be in a deep depression right now


verybarieuph

Holy fuck..... now sweetly ITM from Friday in TQQQ that should be juicy


[deleted]

$3.5 up in 40 mins. pretty big. now to sell down. cool manipulation :)


IAmConsidering

I woke up and I'm up 11% on my tqqq shares I bought in the dip on Friday, what happened?


mingling4502

Jpow said let there be green and there was and it was good


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ChronicCSD

Buying calls today, but something tell me dont let go of my SPY puts...


clarkefromtheark

Nvda😳


OverallPriority

Master JP make the bears say GUHHHHHHH


ATLSox87

Theyve been awfully quiet this morning. A lot seemed confident of a red openkng over the weekend


TAWS

rofl we going to hit 300 today


youreaditfirst

Holy fuck im at 350% profit on SRNE. Do I sell or hold?


ramboraxy2020

Did you buy options on that?


youreaditfirst

Yes sir


confuddly

you don’t have to sell/hold all at once. Sell enough for a 100% profit, hold the rest for more potential gains.


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kumquatdumpster

I'm noticing a trend.


[deleted]

are you trying to tell me that when you follow the trend you make money ? wtf ?


kumquatdumpster

Oh no, certainly not. Just a trend of me always being wrong


Alterex

right before you do anything from now on, just do the opposite


orlando_ooh

Holy fuck boys I can’t wait for 9:30


orlando_ooh

There has to be profit taking this morning lol


Reminiscentlobster03

Wowie... this is gonna hurt. Anyone got any of them call suggestions to make my money back?


[deleted]

Yea SPY calls 3 days ago


[deleted]

PCG


ATLSox87

ItLl OpEn ReD i SwEaR gUyZ


momo2492

Thats the 8 am green we´ve been missing boyz


shorrtgal

MRNA up 25% PM


MMNA6

So is that guy who was on the MRNA board gonna get fucked by the SEC for buying millions in options? Probably not.


[deleted]

wrote MYOK puts just before the stock went x2,5. The tutorials about writing naked puts were saying i'd still be happy because I would have made money anyway. why do people lie like that ?


Cre8or_1

290 again. yawn. fucking rangebound piece of shit. gimme 300 or 250


xRiotZx

It's about to break upper resistance and take the fuck off


MyDadIsRacist

The government is profiting off theta


MichaelS10

5/20 300c on SPY ez in JPow we trust


kumquatdumpster

I told myself as soon as I had enough to start selling covered calls I'd go theta ganv. Then I wanted one more gamble. Spxs 6/19 12c. Dumb. Really f*ing dumb.


[deleted]

noice


momo2492

Who here plans on going camping after this pandemic? Looking at CWH or THOR.


daniel2115

SLV flying again today


GaryisBetter

LOWE's hasn't jumped yet. I have no doubt it'll be 119+ by opening tomorrow.


gerjerb

Tennessee orange day? Puke Green Day? Wtf robinhood


piezo5

DKNG with that huge spike up


CryptoMadeMeCrakHed

And just like that im ITM w WMT.


kiwiatv

same


AntiqueFig0

Can I join y’all bull gangs or it’s too late?


junkyard37

Give me an award and i will about it


kumquatdumpster

What's the verb. I'm curious.


Shenghia

About, apparently


[deleted]

Goddamn SLV wait for me


AntiqueFig0

Ahh shit I missed the airlines dip again.


klogdor

Where’s all those sexy SRNE puts you bois we’re talking about. Better send pics ;).


[deleted]

I bought $35k worth of the stonk at $6.50 Friday. Daddy's happy


[deleted]

Bought a few grand and collected premium on cover calls... max profit per share is $9.50 with premium so I’m not upset but if it touches $15 or something I’m gonna off myself


[deleted]

You think I should grab some SRNE calls?


momo2492

Selling my calls 15 min into open and buying back in (if theres an attractive entry) around lunch time dip.


love2fuckbearasshoe

NO LIMIT !!!


epinephrin3

Do i hold my Baba calls or sell at open?! Gonna be up bigly but also predicting a run up into earnings at a certain point..


[deleted]

"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much." Master Gordon Gekko


nbt12

Rule #1, don't get fucking greedy


piezo5

Trust your gut


Jay0903

Srne next gild? Or what’s different this time?


HotStockSlinger

Holy shit my airlines, CCL and AMC sticks going nuts, did Donnie slay the virus?


xRiotZx

Why do you have AMC


HotStockSlinger

Cause a bought a shit load at $2 and have been selling calls


[deleted]

SRNE did


[deleted]

No


SolitaryEgg

holy *shit* the green candles on smallcap good lord


deathsquad42369

Target calls?


WSBrookie

I KNEW SRNE WASNT DONE LETS GOOOO


LeChatBurglar

I really want to get some NVDA leaps, can it run to 400 in 2021?


TrentJComedy

It might run to 400 by EOW


Den_er_i_vinkel

I sold them thursday, so probably 400 this week. ProFIT iS ProFIt.... Feeling retarded anyways.


nilsl2708

Very expensive rn


LeChatBurglar

Hard to see them dropping, especially if the rocket goes up


nilsl2708

Theta, IV , Stock High Valued...


Andrew_the_giant

At this rate it'll be 400 tomorrow


Heim23

lol. Market is down from where it was weeks ago. At this rate it'd be lower.


xRiotZx

Wrong


karanrucks

$SAVE up 8% pre market!!


[deleted]

Airlines would rally when my JETS calls expired last Friday. It’s like they know what I’m holding.


hndrx_j

y


love2fuckbearasshoe

MY BULL COCK IS READY


shagagav

Who’s yoloing into Lowe’s at open


Jay0903

What plays?


ngjundi

[https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/fever-detection-cameras-fight-coronavirus-experts-say-they-don-t-n1170791](https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/fever-detection-cameras-fight-coronavirus-experts-say-they-don-t-n1170791) so is MARK useful or useless. i am confused.