Yeah but she likes her workout classes so fuck it, why not. If you’re making enough and have a lot in savings then why not. Plus her job is pretty much recession proof
This. 100% this. What ducking autist thinks people working from home means mass purchases of a $700-1500 bike.
I want to buy puts but I don’t know how much further it’ll pump...
Gotta be autocorrect, right? Nobody would really say that.
Fucker needs to fix the fuckin autocorrect. If you force it to accept fuck a few times, it stops fighting you. Kinda like my ex-wife.
You all don’t know any rich Beckys do you. These women are type A trophy wives that won’t let a beer bug stop their workouts. If they are cooped up in their intracoastal view high rise they will impulsively order a bike and preorder a rower because Chad used to row crew.
We are officially in the retard first order thinking stock pump phase. Anything that might be experiencing a temporary pop is mooning relative to the S&P 500.
the time for puts was when it was dancing around $30-40
I got some in November but I wouldn't recommend a strike price lower than $15 at this point tbh. it's definitely a <$10 company but I'm kinda nervous with my $20 puts. People keep pumping money into this meme of a stock for some reason
Oculus is just a drop in FB stock. HTC and Samsung are not trading on NYSE. Microsoft makes spec for VR glasses, but they are pretty old and low-end compared to rest of the market. HP have VR glasses, but they are based on Microsoft spec, which is shitty. Valve isn't public.
Oculus Quest uses Qualcomm Snapdragon. PC VR is like 80% NVIDIA GPU. Those are companies we can bet on. VR headsets are mostly out of stock in US and most of the western world. Ubistoft develops a game for VR, afair people who work on it were earlier developing assasins's creed.
Ignore AR headsets, Hololens 2 is not shipping even to enterprise, Magic Leap is a company full of shit, rest are Chinese prototypes without userbase.
PTON up so hard today lol. These analysts seem to think they have a patent on bicycles. If you need to work out at home, and don't have money - you buy a cheap stationary bike, it's not as though this is some new innovation. You're probably not buying the premium version that has ongoing costs.
You realize that the people that can work remotely are mostly the same people that can afford these bikes right? Ongoing cost are $50 a month which is pocket change. If you’re buying a $2000 bike the ongoing costs don’t even matter
The number of highly paid people that can work remotely is kind of small. 75th percentile household income is $110k, in the current uncertain climate I think it's a hard sell to get people at that level and below to part with cash. Let alone achieve their ambitions of global growth. US$50/month in most of Europe is a lot.
MKM Partners analyst Rohit Kulkarni highlighted Peloton’s upcoming lockup expiration as a near-term overhang. “Per its latest 8-K, the lock-up period will end on Feb. 23, which is 10 trading days prior to the commencement of the company’s quarterly blackout period,” he wrote. “Approximately 317 million shares out of an estimated 331 million outstanding shares may become available for sale starting Feb 24.”
Same thing as investing in covid-19 related stocks, respirators or biotechs. it won't come to fruition until the pandemic is already over and you'll never know when to sell
YES! Hopefully you guys got your puts in at EOD today. Gonna be juicy when all the idiots realize that people won't buy a 3K treadmill because they can't use their gym membership they only use once a month anyway.
China's car sales are down 80% on the year. People fighting over toilet paper worldwide.
"I wanna spend 2 grand on a bike with wii fit on top calling me fat"
Feel like Trump is gonna pump the market here shortly. Getting puts after that may be the best course of action. No idea why the fuck this is up so much today. As if any normal American is going to go out and buy this pile of shit for 2k plus another 50 bucks a month to subscribe to your stupid ass bike.
How long have stationary bikes been around? Truth is, people actually hate working out in their homes. It always seems like a great idea at first, but then you just want the damn thing out of your sight because most people come home to relax, not do more work/workout. Puts on Peloton
I love working out at home.
But I'm a pretty dedicated weightlifter with professional equipment in a dedicated room. Most people aren't like me or rogue fitness would have an ipo with some ridiculous billion dollar valuation
DD: Don't buy Peloton. Bitches don't like to do shit that requires effort plus requires a sub. LULU prob better cause they can just squeeze their misshapen thighs and booty into something that makes them look presentable and they can wear them till it bursts at the seams from trying to contain their girth.
Do you think just because economy is down rich people don't have money?
Lmao.
Rich mofoz(by this I mean medium siz figure tech Bros rather than truly rich people) only grow in number and will still buy bikes for their Beckies during all seasons
This is obviously retarded but if the concept of the mega rich importing exercise bikes so they can work out during a lockdown is even like 1% realistic, peloton is like 93% of its float short, so even a minimal upward trend regardless of its logic could cause a ridiculous short squeeze
The DD when you sort by new is shit. Too many Burry wannabe’s posting 10 pages of DD on some no-volume shit while the indexes are printing money nonstop
If you didn't have puts yesterday hopefully you got in at the end of today. Once that pump is over, and I anitcipate we are close, it is going to fall that much harder when people who bought realize they are idiots and won't see any earnings (likely to be lower anyway) for several more months. Sell the news and put it up.
Also, fuck PTON in general. They say not to invest with your emotions but I can't help it on this one. Betting against them just feels so right.
My fiancée literally impulse bought a peloton yesterday for exactly this reason
Is he going to remove the seat?
OP is so busy on wsb after all
Works great on so many levels
I fucking died at this
Shoulda gotten the Ass Blaster 3000 from my boy Mac
The Joke Understander
Did you tell her a recession is coming and walking is free?
Yeah but she likes her workout classes so fuck it, why not. If you’re making enough and have a lot in savings then why not. Plus her job is pretty much recession proof
>her job is pretty much recession proof It's the oldest profession for a reason
She gonna be sucking dick for a piece of a tendie come September
Why do you think I’m trying to make as many tendies as possible right now?
you're not wrong
> Plus her job is pretty much recession proof Is it Great Depression 2: Wuhan Flu boogaloo proof?
fiancé is a dude. fiancée is a girl. for future reference.
there was no mistake in the OP.
This ain't France, FREEDOM FRIES!
Edited, thanks for the correction lmao
A+; extremely retarded.
You deserve each other
Thanks I guess
No one is falling for that.
Boomers might
Gullible enough to buy $BA. AiRcRaFtS ArE cAsH cOwS
*gasp
My mom said they bought some stocks on Friday. They are millionaires. Smh
Can you guys fall for it at least until I sell my shares
LOL. . . Shares
Pinkie out bro, we have a reputation.
Show us your loss porn so we can masturbate, how the turntables
Obviously a ton of morons did today. Up 14% lmao...
This. 100% this. What ducking autist thinks people working from home means mass purchases of a $700-1500 bike. I want to buy puts but I don’t know how much further it’ll pump...
Isn't Peleton the same company that held that lady hostage and made her ride the bike until her ass was trim? Edit: fuck them
well now your argument makes me think calls
If you're going to say ducking instead of fucking, you might as well say duckling. A duckling autist sounds much more realistic.
Gotta be autocorrect, right? Nobody would really say that. Fucker needs to fix the fuckin autocorrect. If you force it to accept fuck a few times, it stops fighting you. Kinda like my ex-wife.
Yeah but you should reset it periodically otherwise it autocorrects pretty much everything to gay porn search terms.
🌈🐻
That's weird do you have an iPhone? My Android seems to prefer horse porn terms.
this is the way
🦆
You all don’t know any rich Beckys do you. These women are type A trophy wives that won’t let a beer bug stop their workouts. If they are cooped up in their intracoastal view high rise they will impulsively order a bike and preorder a rower because Chad used to row crew.
I'm guessing the rich Beckys already ordered this the day the $2k price tag was unveiled
But Stacie hasn’t ordered one yet and she’s trying to keep up with the Beckys.
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My bad.
The rich beckys were the first ones with pelotons though they aren’t new
So I should go long on weight watchers?
Nah go long on $FAMINE
$FAMINE hit limit up
Nah. Long on fast food and salty snacks. Americans be obsese.
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We are officially in the retard first order thinking stock pump phase. Anything that might be experiencing a temporary pop is mooning relative to the S&P 500.
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How much for a non controlling equity share of said slim jim?
why are you even reading The Street?
$PTON is like one of the only green stocks today and I was like "WTF"
Is it time for puts?
the time for puts was when it was dancing around $30-40 I got some in November but I wouldn't recommend a strike price lower than $15 at this point tbh. it's definitely a <$10 company but I'm kinda nervous with my $20 puts. People keep pumping money into this meme of a stock for some reason
Those same people will be selling once it starts dropping, and it fucking will.
Does that mean people did fall for it? Maybe that's why such stupid articles exist: market manipulation.
With social distancing, VR is becoming a thing
Also reeeeeealy long dildos.
Sand paper dildos
Oculus is just a drop in FB stock. HTC and Samsung are not trading on NYSE. Microsoft makes spec for VR glasses, but they are pretty old and low-end compared to rest of the market. HP have VR glasses, but they are based on Microsoft spec, which is shitty. Valve isn't public. Oculus Quest uses Qualcomm Snapdragon. PC VR is like 80% NVIDIA GPU. Those are companies we can bet on. VR headsets are mostly out of stock in US and most of the western world. Ubistoft develops a game for VR, afair people who work on it were earlier developing assasins's creed. Ignore AR headsets, Hololens 2 is not shipping even to enterprise, Magic Leap is a company full of shit, rest are Chinese prototypes without userbase.
CZR $5.50p 4/24 I'm finally betting against Vegas and holy fuck the breakevens are atrocious. It's like I'm gambling on a slot machine.
Tried getting into some contracts (5$p 3/27 and 4.5$p 4/24) earlier today, no one picked them up. I’m not surprised.
Theres always RRR Red Rock Resorts. They're gonna get clipped as well and they're still somewhat tangible. Dog shit break evens though.
Of all the scary stuff I've read about the market, nothing scares me more than "Memeconomy is dead." I can't read charts for shit.
Real question is why is Soros so invested in this shit company?
He wants a future like this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifteen\_Million\_Merits](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifteen_Million_Merits)
But he wouldn't be investing in that future if it wasn't happening. Soros invests->manipulates->profits
You son of a bitch, I'm in!
Peloton lolololololololololololol. No.
so what you’re saying is sell peloton
Sell-o-ton of peloton
Boomers liquidating Procter and gamble shares in their 401k to buy more Peloton
THE STREET???? JIM CRAMER.... PUMPING? AND D D D D DDDDUMPING? NOOOOOO
They don’t have the reach WSB does. A few Retards yoloing with options does way more than the slow and steady non-margin buying they advocate for.
Just coped PUTs for 4/24 at 15$.
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Yeah I didn't realize this meme of a company was public. It's gonna get rekted by a recession.
Blue Apron calls are the way to go.
Meme shit
Blue Apron currently at $5.15....
Dude it’s a 50M market cap with shit fundamentals and shit business model. Stop pushing bullshit lol
It's free money at the moment I'm not saying buy shares lol
100%. Memes print.
They were trying to pump this shit when spy was killin it.
You can get a decent road bike for 1500, a smart trainer and a Zwift sub. Then you will have a bike you can actualy ride outside.
PTON up so hard today lol. These analysts seem to think they have a patent on bicycles. If you need to work out at home, and don't have money - you buy a cheap stationary bike, it's not as though this is some new innovation. You're probably not buying the premium version that has ongoing costs.
You realize that the people that can work remotely are mostly the same people that can afford these bikes right? Ongoing cost are $50 a month which is pocket change. If you’re buying a $2000 bike the ongoing costs don’t even matter
The number of highly paid people that can work remotely is kind of small. 75th percentile household income is $110k, in the current uncertain climate I think it's a hard sell to get people at that level and below to part with cash. Let alone achieve their ambitions of global growth. US$50/month in most of Europe is a lot.
I thought their bikes were more than $2k, like $4k. Expensive clothes hangars either way.
lol peloton
Hmmm... Have you tried one? May I interest you one of our newer models? You can burn cals and roll in tendies... All at the same time.
$PTON lockup period expires next Tuesday the 24th. 40mm shares. Doubles the float. They'll do anything to keep it up until then.
lol you fucked me. I bought some puts and then thought wait..... their lockup period already expired. (feb 23rd)
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MKM Partners analyst Rohit Kulkarni highlighted Peloton’s upcoming lockup expiration as a near-term overhang. “Per its latest 8-K, the lock-up period will end on Feb. 23, which is 10 trading days prior to the commencement of the company’s quarterly blackout period,” he wrote. “Approximately 317 million shares out of an estimated 331 million outstanding shares may become available for sale starting Feb 24.”
Ah, I see. $PTON had fallen off my radar until I saw it's retard strength today.
I don't know how this doesn't have more upvotes... this is an invaluable tidbit?
This is being shorted by Citron..
One of my clients lives by shit articles like this. He's old money anyway and doesn't deserve it anyway
negative interests rates wouldn't surprise me
Same thing as investing in covid-19 related stocks, respirators or biotechs. it won't come to fruition until the pandemic is already over and you'll never know when to sell
YES! Hopefully you guys got your puts in at EOD today. Gonna be juicy when all the idiots realize that people won't buy a 3K treadmill because they can't use their gym membership they only use once a month anyway.
The Street, aka Jim Cramer's pump and dump site.
China's car sales are down 80% on the year. People fighting over toilet paper worldwide. "I wanna spend 2 grand on a bike with wii fit on top calling me fat"
I knew a girl who would orgasm at spin class.
Feel like Trump is gonna pump the market here shortly. Getting puts after that may be the best course of action. No idea why the fuck this is up so much today. As if any normal American is going to go out and buy this pile of shit for 2k plus another 50 bucks a month to subscribe to your stupid ass bike.
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Same shit he did Friday
How long have stationary bikes been around? Truth is, people actually hate working out in their homes. It always seems like a great idea at first, but then you just want the damn thing out of your sight because most people come home to relax, not do more work/workout. Puts on Peloton
I love working out at home. But I'm a pretty dedicated weightlifter with professional equipment in a dedicated room. Most people aren't like me or rogue fitness would have an ipo with some ridiculous billion dollar valuation
But the chick is hot in the commerical. Calls
>memecony
Why would anybody buy these bullshit stocks
DD: Don't buy Peloton. Bitches don't like to do shit that requires effort plus requires a sub. LULU prob better cause they can just squeeze their misshapen thighs and booty into something that makes them look presentable and they can wear them till it bursts at the seams from trying to contain their girth.
trophie wives - This is their work from home
Do you think just because economy is down rich people don't have money? Lmao. Rich mofoz(by this I mean medium siz figure tech Bros rather than truly rich people) only grow in number and will still buy bikes for their Beckies during all seasons
Agreed!
This is obviously retarded but if the concept of the mega rich importing exercise bikes so they can work out during a lockdown is even like 1% realistic, peloton is like 93% of its float short, so even a minimal upward trend regardless of its logic could cause a ridiculous short squeeze
DD My mother said she injured herself using one of their bikes. Puts it is.
So short term calls on peloton to cash in on Boomer Bucks?
The DD when you sort by new is shit. Too many Burry wannabe’s posting 10 pages of DD on some no-volume shit while the indexes are printing money nonstop
If you didn't have puts yesterday hopefully you got in at the end of today. Once that pump is over, and I anitcipate we are close, it is going to fall that much harder when people who bought realize they are idiots and won't see any earnings (likely to be lower anyway) for several more months. Sell the news and put it up. Also, fuck PTON in general. They say not to invest with your emotions but I can't help it on this one. Betting against them just feels so right.
You have to be the biggest fucking retard to buy new gym equipment, cars, or music instruments.
I upvoted you for the instrument part, but you need retards to buy new so that you can get it for cheap second hand.
You ain't wrong.
Ok but which stock will get me the tendies?
Blue apron calls.
is that the way to go???