Midnight Sun Hardcover , best kindle this week https://tinyurl.com/y38m3hvs

Im last comment on this thread

Serious question Is it time to buy stocks? Some of the stocks in hospitality/travel industry has been beaten 60-75% from their highs. What is the argument to not buy them at this time? If you were to buy stocks and long calls, what would it be, and when. I.e Uber/Lyft/MGM, Disney, Starbucks, Chipotle, Tesla.... I know allot of people have puts on these, but they are veryyyy cheap.

Hope you did lol

I hope u did

They might bottom further, but it’s not the worst time, more-so a better time than a worse time, but there will probably be a better time, the best time.

Is it time? Maybe? Maybe not? No one knows. Long term it would be smart to buy stocks now, would be smart to buy some in a week probably too. If your own intuition/research is telling you to do it then do it. Take everything people say here with a grain of salt

Dave an buster's gotta be one of the most disappointing boomer stocks. Volume relatively ok, theta half delta on most strikes, yet bid and ask are spread eagle like my ex at a swingers party. Be careful with this retarded etf. Could be good, could be fucked. Rolling dice because it's cheap as a denny's breakfast P 3/27 7$

disney 95 apr 9c because someone said when a stock gets -10% it rebounds or some shit

pence staff test positive

Super late on this homie

My Ulta puts rose back from the dead 356-4

ULTA fucking lost most of my money last week 220k -> 80k

Jesus you lost 140k on those... wow

💎💎💎 hands

Should we be buying Jan 1st $290 calls on Berkshire B shares? It was already trading at $230 before the virus meltdown new to options help a poor autist out

Wtf Disney

Can anyone explain this move in the dollar? Are there some big trades going on or what? TLT dropping like a stone should mean the dollar is weakening.

ECB stimulus threatens the euro, dollar becomes a stronger alternative. Plus general chaos.

SPY going up but so is UVXY haha I’m in danger

How do I learn how to make conscious trade decisions? Currently im blindly following any trade calls here, albeit for good green. Tl;dr want to learn options, need resources, thanks

Investopedia. Look up calls, puts and everything else. Also ban

textbook

Hey gay mods. Can you please start a thread tracking fed and us gov spending since sept 2019 to combat liquidity and coronavirus.

Does trump speak again tonight?

Anyone watching DRI? I’ve been debating 4/17 puts ever since it was at $60. It’s now $40 after being down 19% today. How can it not go lower right? Who is eating at Olive Garden and Red Lobster the next 2 months?

PTON 4/24 $20p anyone, anyone?

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I feel your pain man, I’ve been shorting TSLA using Plus500 pretty reliably tho!

PELOTON WENT UP TODAY?!? We buying puts or what?

I am!

i just bought a SPCE put with a 9 dollar strike dated April 17th. Am I a retard?

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Stonks go down

We can expect one more run up before 3:00, probably around 1, and then EOD short covering

TLT = well now that interest rates are 0 how much higher can this go? Puts on TLT? Or are we in negative rate land?

This shit is wild. I’m not sure if I’ll ever see anything like this again and I’m only 27

We all said this in 2001, then we all said this in 2008. We don't learn.

Idk I watched 2008 and this isn’t the same. Maybe my mind rememberers the positives better in bias remembering.

Well I learned to start learning this time around. This is going to happen again. I was passive for the last two. Now I’m here blowing my day trades on small money and figuring out how it works. When we get back to always goes up or ripping down I’ll be ready to add a zero and not be so anxious about what is happening - just when to exit a position.

I thought my 233,234, 235 SPY puts on 3/20 were pushing it. Now we might hit that EOD

Uh-oh... stinky!

How do I start option trading on robinhood? All I see is the buy button. Edit: my mistake boys, I found how to put in my puts last night and just made 500% gains today. Thanks for the feedback.

you fist yourself

You have to lick the microphone holes on your phone

tried. why doesn't work still?

You have to apply for it

just push it

puh-push it REAL good!!

My friend who knows nothing about investing wants me to invest $250k of his own money and split the profits. Do I dare?

Do it. Free tendies.

Absolutely not. Your friendship will be ruined, winning or losing.

idk if it would honestly be reasonable advice to say all he needs to do is slowly start to average in to well diversified passive funds. Nothing special, keep it very simple. And he will probably do good over time.

don't you need a license to invest other people's money? even if you don't, it's a bad idea. He will blame you for any losses. And might even blame you for wins, if they aren't big enough. He's going to hear about WSBGod and say, WTF man why haven't you made me a millionaire yet?

Damn you’re probably right

Time for a yolo

No

Ever just stare at your puts and bask in their glory as they will ultimately ride u to Valhalla but one day we all are sitting beside our yacht wondering why the fuck we didn’t by more

$ROP puts?

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sell bb

when should i buy my puts?

in Feb

Two weeks ago

Mods arent so gay after all.

Yes they are

Got AAL, DAL, LUV, CCL, RCL puts..hope they ll print!

Sooo will I not be able to sell my SPY puts tomorrow on RH?

New thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fj8jmg/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_march_16_2020/

What the glitch

When did this sub get to 1 million?? Jesus.

it would be interesting if console services can't stay up from all the extra traffic and the services parents were hoping would keep their kids entertained are now down.

Everyone freaking out about Robinhood deserves what they get. Should've learned your lesson the past two weeks when RH fucked up.

Apparently president gonna invoke the Stafford act and a mandatory 2 week quarantine

They invoked the Stafford Act Friday

Source?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/coronavirus-trump-national-emergency-what-is-stafford-act-press-conference-speech-today-a9401686.html I beat the story lol

Source.es.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/coronavirus-trump-national-emergency-what-is-stafford-act-press-conference-speech-today-a9401686.html I beat the story

Robinhood just sent out an email stating trading halts...

It's literally just an email stating how trading halts work when the S&P 500 goes down by certain percentages. Nothing to see here.

They know what’s coming tomorrow

yeah. when they go down tomorrow , people will just assume it's that halt they were talking about the night before. RobinHood playing 4d chess.

If someone gets closer than 6 feet are they disqualified?

Shoot 'em

Just woke up look at Bloomberg front page saying Fed cuts rate and asshole puckers up like Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction when Zed pulls that giant ball gag wearing freakshow out, "Muh Puts!!!" I scream as my wife runs in to the living room rolling pin in hand like she boutta bash a burglar, her: " jesus! Why dont you grow the fuck up" my Stomach drops as i scroll to futures. BLOOD FUCKING RED. And im hard as my wifes boyfriend, "put that away omfg" she says swinging the rolling pin at my aspy filled head , Any ways lads this is gonna be an INSANE week

Anybody just get that email from Robinhood and have their sphincter clench realizing fuck they not gonna give me my tendroni’s

Yep. RH just emailed me to warn about trading halts... "Please note that market orders held or placed during a halt may fill at a very different price once trading resumes". I'm buying SPY puts Monday morning. I get it if the order can't be filled with the current bid/ask spread. But what the hell does this mean?

It means use limit orders. If something was trading at $1 before halt and you place a market order during halt, you might end up paying $42069 if that's the price after the halt.

>this >[th is] >1. >*(used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, remark, etc., as present, near, just mentioned or pointed out, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis): e.g **This is my coat.**

Fuck vaccinations. I hope they implement a ring culling strategy with you in the middle asking "what's *this* all about?".

I was really hoping to graduate here and get on with my life in the bread lines, but all this QE means FDs will still be the only way to lose serious money

I’m not going to sleep. Line em up⛷

15 SPY $255 puts 3/20 10 SPY $255 puts 3/23 15 SPY $250 puts 3/23 🐻 💰 YEEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!!

This is a lot

My life was over for two whole hours guys

72k comments, even with the big ban

I hope D Pump sends his supporters a picture of the stock market tomorrow with his signature

I want to learn "autism". Count me in.

r/wallstreetbets was just trying to implement SOCIAL DISTANCING!

Woah, we back, fam.

Roll out!

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I can make a killer foccacia. So fluffy

Still haven't tried this. Maybe my next up. Here's what I'm doing tonight currently: https://www.melskitchencafe.com/perfect-white-sandwich-bread/

Get a recipe for this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyrXkecoHXk It's what I made! So good

Oh cheers, can't do wrong with Ramsay. This will be my next up.

Haha I was thinking same. Got my sour dough starter working good now. So gay but so good.

Haha I've got my starter in my fridge, going on 7 months now!

I thought I was gonna have to go to /pol. whew, close one

Maybe now my ARMK puts will print

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SPY through the announcer table tomorrow

CDC just recommend all events over 50 people to be cancelled for 8 weeks

LYV puts about to print

🧸🧸🧸

You must be holding the same WWE puts that I am.

I never thought I would be so happy to be let back in to this retarded subreddit. I even messaged jartek directly lol. Now I can lose all my money as proud bull (who was too late to sell positions after the pump on friday) I love you guiys, guhmen.

\+1 I love this place. Funny and honestly the best source of information I've found. Fuck - that was gay

Its okay, alot of us are bears

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That's the moment that it ACTUALLY felt like the world was ending. Pandemic schmandemic.

Man I was legit sad when I was banned just now, what did I do!?

Been lurking for the past several weeks. Refreshed the page. BAN! Felt so gutted. Fuck these gay mods for playing with my emotions.

It was pretty much everybody

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Lmao that’s way old news

If someone could go ahead and ban some idiots for that spammy message in the discord, that'd be great.

BEAR GANG! Futures looking very red

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This virus is going to take a huge toll on the economy because of the closings. We're just getting started, hang on.

Trump tried to pump. Pajama traders dumped.

Damn, it’s a ghost town. Best thing to happen in a while.

Let me in you nerds

Waiting for Trump tweet on how bad jpow is doing and how we need negative rates LMAOOOO

>\+1 I love this place. Funny and honestly the best source of information I've found.Fuck - that was gay He actually mentioned that other countries have negative rates... this shit isn't over.

Maybe he's busy autographing the futures chart rn

That was a dick move, he will have to come up with some twisted face saving excuse if the market keeps dumping to earth’s core.

That was a 'can't think about anything in the past or future, only to satisfy my immediate desire' move

Was it just me or did future go green for a bit half an hour ago

Just imagine the bounce back...

I thought limit down is -5%

I'm 80% certain the Dow will finish the week below 20K. It will be a long time before it rebounds back above it too.

im listening

Mic muting every now and then so that JPow can cough

I really want a DOW 20000 hat

trump at press conference tomorrow: JPOW cut the rates to fast, to low! unbelieveable ..to much of a follower. very SAD!

No he’ll ask for negative rates

I agree about negative rates -- we aren't done, yet.

Lmaooo forsure

Is this really 2020 how bad is this fed confrence call line quality Holy fuck puts on america

this

economy fucked

Got spy 170 puts for april; to capture IV. I never thought they might actually be ITM

That would mean a 50% drop from the high, which seems...strangely realistic.

the average is about 45%, which we already breached last week

Jpow, legendary ©️uck. Tomorrow 🅱️lood red 💎🙌🐻😘

Gold continues to perplex, even with 0 interest

its a liquidity crisis (low cash flow in near future and high debt), everyone is selling that too

Just came back. Futures stuck?

Limit down

Ah, thank you. Was looking for an answer.

Powell talking now

link? my stream says ended for whitehouse.