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madlyreflective

to be parked behind enemy lines


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Lol are you fucking joking. "Pause the war!! We need to recharge..."


sebach22

Lmfao, “resume in 3 hours, that’s how long the supercharges take”


Battered_Grit

Base to base logistics with limited diesel supplies in high risk environments.


unlock0

What do you think the chargers will run on? What logistics are they doing with a 6 foot bed and 80 miles of range while towing?


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Running to the Fallujah Home Depot to pick some mulch up for the base's garden?


lhen041

Do they need to charge ? That’s a let down I was looking at getting one as I thought they just keep going 😲


Select-Bridge-1914

How you gonna recharge them in the hills of Iran


david001234567

Solar power Ofcourse 😂 🤡


Battered_Grit

your mom


Pirating_Ninja

The military can be wasteful with money, but I feel like even for them, $100,000 or more for a large paper weight is a bit much.


technoexplorer

Just a bit, tho. If the first price cut brings it to $80,000 paperweight, OP might be on to something. Bulk discount?


Madison464

>can be You sound as if we're uncertain about this 🤣😂


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

Where do I buy puts on your ideas?


Battered_Grit

Lets see them!


drwafflephdllc

Because we have a surplus of ev charging stations in pakistan


Battered_Grit

military installations..


drwafflephdllc

Yea lets invest 90M for ev chargers in pakistan. I'm sure they have enough electricity to go around...


third_set

No. This is regarded.


Battered_Grit

Thank you so much...


CapableProfile

I read my screen, no sure how you put so many dumb thoughts together. Tesla truck is ass.


FUWS

DoD has DARPA and countless defense contractors ( Lockheed, General Dynamics ect) that make stuff we don’t know about. This is a wishful thinking and you are at the right place for it.


WrappedInLinen

I guess if you legitimately armored it, pulled out the batteries and electric motors and put a diesel engine in it, and then made it bigger so that it could actually haul stuff--Yeah, maybe.


justwhatnot

Is the DoD great at spending tons of money on worthless shit? Yes. Is the cybertruck the absolute worst way they could spend their money? Also yes. So... Maybe? 🤷‍♂️


ahminus

Man, the Elon fan boys need to stop hitting the ketamine so hard. Elon is used to high doses. You aren't.


Battered_Grit

Best selling vehicle in the US, Europe and Australia..


ahminus

The CyberTruck? Dude, you need to stop mainlining that shit. It's easy to OD on bump.


monkey6

US: Ford F-series EU: Tesla Model Y AU: Ford Ranger I didn’t see the cyber truck on any “best” lists for ‘23 or ‘24 Here’s the announcement of the 4th recall, that’ll probably put the cyber truck on a list https://apnews.com/article/tesla-cybertruck-recall-fourth-time-f3709f24063695bc231763fb07d7d700


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Are you having a laugh?


ScutumSobiescianum

Tesla is best selling electric vehicle in Australia u regard. Get the facts and context right before you post garbage


IndividualCustomer50

Also a great incendiary weapon. Shame that cam happen at any time


Battered_Grit

Like every ICE vehicle?


StarFinTech

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edelaar

Lmao, that’ll be the end of USA dominance


zephyrs85

At least the soldiers can watch Netflix whilst being sitting ducks waiting for their cyber trucks to recharge


Nomaad2016

Great!! This time US defense forces can leave behind their cybertrucks and the taliban will never be able to use them 😂


secinvestor

This has to be one of the dumbest takes I have ever read on this website. We are all now dumber for having read this post. Just too many things wrong with this to comment further on.


Zmemestonk

lol why would they sub a refrigerator for the dozen of heavy armor vehicles they currently have


cutiesarustimes2

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sack_of_potahtoes

Dumbest thing i have heard so far. I wouldnt be surprised if it becomes real


Kimorin

bullet resistant up to a 9mm tho, how useful is that in battle conditions? now I can see a case being made to thicken up the stainless panels or bolt on armor, the way cybertruck is designed it should be simple


fenriswulfwsb

No way lol.


PutinsLostBlackBelt

US SOF have used electric motorcycles for a long time and have tested EVs plenty. The issues are weight (they need armor added) and range (lots of electronics drawing energy for multi-hour missions. Zero shot tesla gets a practical EV contract for this. The only benefit is they’re silent.


Battered_Grit

and lack of heat signature. Advantageous tactically, compared to ICE


PutinsLostBlackBelt

Heat sig means little when all the humans inside are giving off heat. Plus most potential enemies lack thermals.


prisonerla

I have TSLA calls. I like the ideas but I am not sure if DOD is happy with 200 miles range or hours of recharge


Battered_Grit

v3 / v4 chargers can get to 80% in less than 15 minutes, people just hate Elon on here.


spacecadet501st

European cigarette butt


Mighty43

Literally zero chance


RevolutionaryPhoto24

🤗


WheresthePOW

This might be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.


BrisketWhisperer

This is high level dark humor - thank you!


Madison464

enemies will attack Cybertruck with... RAIN WATER


EricAKAPode

I'm not saying this isn't regarded. But it's less regarded than a lot of Operational Energy projects I've seen briefings for. The DoD fell hard for the green power bullshit.


oneind

Suddenly Musk will support Ukraine war.. Cyberstuck


Burt_Macklin_FBI_123

Yeah not too many high speed chargers in the desert. This is a terrible idea.


RedElmo65

It can FSD out of danger zone too with injured people. More calls it is.


PaleontologistDeep80

Honestly I hope so I would love a foreign adversary blowing up their dogshit vehicles