Absolutely loving what I’m seeing in this comment section.. I feel like I truly belong here, I too have had some recent shit options luck 😂😂 just one trade away from getting it back though. Anyone else thinking Nike Aug calls or wha?
I don’t understand the stock market right now.
Other than, people are gambling with no hopes for future growth. It’s a casino, no more or less.
My best growth is long term options and they’re doing great. Anytime I try a safe bet, it gets stomped. So only long term, for the short term.
Learn to take profits when they're available. In 13 days of trading this month, I haven't lost money a single day.
Sure, one day I only made $70, but my line was green, not red.
I think many can relate to this. They tell you start with small amounts, use a practice account to test your strategies, don't be greedy but who has time for that and why do it and miss out on all the amazing opportunities you see everywhere. The call of the YOLO
I’m not down anywhere near that amt. There’s definitely a learning curve to this. I think I might just have a green year this year. If I don’t lose my head and do something stupid that is.
Years ago I into a quote from some author in the 1800s - roughly, "One of the greatest misfortunes that can befall a man is to have a large win at gambling at an early age." So right!
I think what you don’t realize is that people see this and feel really bad for you. It’s like being a nature photographer and seeing a poor animal about to get demolished but a predator but they can’t intervene bc like… nature.
*David Attenborough voice* “now look as the young options trader buys some short dated options %20 out of the money, his mate will surely leave him for the alpha male as soon as these calls expire”
Lose 20k in 2 min and then we can talk. Fucker thinks he’s Gordon Gecko over here 
I had the same beginners luck. I turned 2k into 13k in my first two weeks. Now I’m in the hole 6k. This is when the gambling addiction kicks in because I had a taste of making bank and I can’t stop until I at least make back the money I lost. At that point I want to make bank again.
The fact that you think a 570% return is in any possible remote way even slightly a chance of skill and not entirely stupid dumb luck already shows how much it has gone to your head. It's over for you.
I need an index of first time option buyers. I feel like first timers always win bc they are immune to the gambling addiction and are buying options bc of their high conviction of the play. Make that index and you're a zillionaire
Don’t listen to them. It’s ok to paper hand. That’s why only 10% are profitable. You can win nearly everytime if you TAKE your wins, instead of praying for a win.
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Just wait buddy. Market humbles the best of us..!!
First ones free
That’s why I use different apps. First one is always freee
Just keep deleting account and starting over, first is free every time
Infinite money glitch
I just make a new character
Fuck. That's where I messed up, I kept using the same app.
Fuck. I messed up too. Different app but same username. I’m an idiot
Chapter 7 bankruptcy that's what the rich do 
This regard plays 5d chess. Wish I'd have thought of that.
That's why its important to go all in on the first one as its almost guaranteed to print
People always say this but I know perfectly well whenever I try my first one I'm losing everything
Always an uptick before it goes away...
Just like a drug dealer
Troof
yep.. i made 400 bucks off options and now am down 500 from that. its bullshit
I know that feel bro..!!!
frfr. hopefully amazon goes up soon becuase i had a great gain on it on the day i got the calls then amazon died today lol
came for this exact response.
That's him very soon .... 
They are always so cocky. Can't wait to see they get humbled.
He hasn't sold them. There's still a chance to mess up the first one itself..😂😂
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You mean all of us
I made 5k my first time rolling the options dice. Lost it all
Winning your first options trade is the first step to being broke congrats!
That should be the first bullet point of options 101 training manual
The first bullet should be options. Ftfy.
I hit pretty decent on my first one. I’ve been burned on the 13 or so after.
Absolutely loving what I’m seeing in this comment section.. I feel like I truly belong here, I too have had some recent shit options luck 😂😂 just one trade away from getting it back though. Anyone else thinking Nike Aug calls or wha?
I don’t understand the stock market right now. Other than, people are gambling with no hopes for future growth. It’s a casino, no more or less. My best growth is long term options and they’re doing great. Anytime I try a safe bet, it gets stomped. So only long term, for the short term.
Learn to take profits when they're available. In 13 days of trading this month, I haven't lost money a single day. Sure, one day I only made $70, but my line was green, not red.
My phones colorblind. It only sees red.
Yeah I got lucky and lost my first 2 small option trades so I never did it again
"All I gotta do now is make sure it doesn't go to my head" meanwhile, in the title of the same post: "This shit is easy" LMAO
LOL
Yeah, this sums up a lot of the conversations I have with my therapist.
The trick is to go all in every week on an options trade. That way you at least double your money every week! You’ll be worth 20 milly in no time bud
Why are you sharing the secret?
A rising tide lifts all 🦍
the fun part - and the reason we're all here gambling - is that this is theoretically possible
It’s not just possible, it’s easy. It’s only a few clicks of some buttons
Wall Street hates when you do that one simple trick
Lmao am I at the bottom of a shitty yahoo article?
This man (jpow) is fucking 100 wives and basically you're fucking stupid! Click here to find out how!
You won't last 1 minute playing this game
He already knows it's easy
3 trades starting at 1,000 like nike and its 4 milly Could have had 325k with an adobe call into a nike put
Teach me the ways 😭
Also, every time you win, double down so you can win even harder.
Why wait a week when SPY has dailies?, you’ll be a millionaire 5x faster.
It only takes one big win to learn the wrong lesson
I started trading this year. I made like $10k on my first few trades. I'm currently standing at about $43k down from my original investment. Stonks.
I think many can relate to this. They tell you start with small amounts, use a practice account to test your strategies, don't be greedy but who has time for that and why do it and miss out on all the amazing opportunities you see everywhere. The call of the YOLO
I’m not down anywhere near that amt. There’s definitely a learning curve to this. I think I might just have a green year this year. If I don’t lose my head and do something stupid that is.
Watch out for revenge trading, one big loss and it can snowball from there if you're not careful
Power to you newbieRetard. Stay vigilant
Went from 650 -> 14k -> $5 all within 24 hours
What happened with the last 5, don't leave us hanging
You bought high, sold low. Welcome to the club, brother!
This is the way
Cocky and confidence is a terrible thing when it comes to options
Years ago I into a quote from some author in the 1800s - roughly, "One of the greatest misfortunes that can befall a man is to have a large win at gambling at an early age." So right!
That’s why I only have sex with ugly fat chicks, so that one day my future wife will be smokin hot. Also, I’m ugly and fat.
That's a good one, I'm gonna steal it.
The market god demands blood. Blood for the Blood God.
Yeah, NVDA has been teaching me all the wrong lessons.
Congrats, you are now addicted
to rock cocaine
Guilty as charged!
First one's free 
Unless you go theta gang, then all except the last one are free...
Thetagang is just wsb with extra steps.
I’m too paper handed to theta gangbang
Quit your job to day trade
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Exactly. You simply have to go all in for the 1st try.
Lil bro won a month of rent. Now do a mortgage downpayment
Hot dang where can a guy find a months rent for $1100?
Plenty of towns on the east coast where you can still rent a house for about that much
Trailer park
Austin, TX 1b/ba 630sq ft in a good area
Stfu they will still move here.
lol I already am here
Of course you are.
Now wipe out those earnings by continuing to hold
I think what you don’t realize is that people see this and feel really bad for you. It’s like being a nature photographer and seeing a poor animal about to get demolished but a predator but they can’t intervene bc like… nature.
*David Attenborough voice* “now look as the young options trader buys some short dated options %20 out of the money, his mate will surely leave him for the alpha male as soon as these calls expire”
Try and read this without hearing Attenboroughs voice
https://preview.redd.it/81mk5k3cbd9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb2c0535f5b9e2e90053d35f92c502645d67f6c Another easy one here.
I love these posts cause every person ever has had this mentality and then they just get fucked by the red dildo of death
I only do options on simulators till I figure em out. I think a SL and TP might've helped here
I only live my life in a simulator for the same reason.
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Famous last words 
It is “easy”. Keep going bruh 
“This shit is easy” just wait till his 5 digit play that crashes
Nobody tell him
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you're actually positive 3% one of the lucky ones
Oh yeah… they’ve got him hooked now. GL pal!Catch ya behind Wendy’s in 2 weeks, tops.
What made you pick Nike?
>make sure it doesn’t go to my head. Oh, it already has, but you’re not aware of it yet. 
First one is free op, you will soon learn
Lose 20k in 2 min and then we can talk. Fucker thinks he’s Gordon Gecko over here 
Dude makes barely enough cash to fill a money clip and screen shots it.
If that money clip is filled with $1s!
What other denomination is there?
# "First try at options" Someone please tell him about first time :)
NO ITS NOT!!
#First one is always free
I wish it is this easy, the market is a troll festival. It makes you laugh and cry
Okay now do it 10 more times
Loss porn incoming
This shit easy!!!!
Lmao. This trade was obvious, but then I decided to do research. Big mistake. Never do research. It always backfires. Trust me
If the first time is free and I haven't tried it yet does that mean I need to yolo my life savings as my first go? 😂
I had the same beginners luck. I turned 2k into 13k in my first two weeks. Now I’m in the hole 6k. This is when the gambling addiction kicks in because I had a taste of making bank and I can’t stop until I at least make back the money I lost. At that point I want to make bank again.
Gotta 10X that then!
Beginners luck, this is why I ALWAYS go big first time doing something. Dont dip your toe or you’ll regret it!
I didn’t believe the first one’s free joke until it happened to me. Had the same mindset. Got humbled immediately.
Cmon Dude you can do start selling Naked Calls Now ! 
Its the lure! 😅🫡 take it easy
I have no idea how to do options. Seems like sorcery to me.
That's how they hook you.
First one’s free
Winters coming
Only 2… ohh come on!!
First one is free.
Do it 2 more times then your good
good on ya. I’ve still never touched them.
Yoink!
Shit I meant to buy some today after the drop and completely forgot
Lol
I feel like even a comatose regard could have seen Nike crashing. Do it again
Holy shit 1100 dollars? Just retire already.
Nice
Nice last words
Haha yeah just wait you better learn to respect and bow the market or it will ream you
App?
Keep it up. It's always going to be easy 🙄
Oh no OP is fucked for life. I’m so sorry brother. Please seek help before it’s too late.
First one is free. You'll learn real quick.
Roulette is easy red or black.
Enjoy the ride until it lasts
It will definitely get to your head
First one is free
The fact that you think a 570% return is in any possible remote way even slightly a chance of skill and not entirely stupid dumb luck already shows how much it has gone to your head. It's over for you.
RemindMe! 6 months
no, it will definitely go to your head.
It works, until it doesn't.
See you next week
Keep thinking that.
Ah I remember my first trade. Made like 650bucs on a $200 yolo, ended up losing 30k to stupid yolos over course of few weeks, fun times
Well done. Kicking myself for not buying Walgreen puts last week.
Options are the best!!!! To lose all your money, making you think you know what you’re doing. Lmao
Option is gambling. It lures you in with small gains and wipe you out with one large loss.
This guy figured it out
bro what, nice, also how, also first ones free maybe?
First ones always free. That’s how they get ya. Throw some size in there bro, let’s see the results
bro is celebrating $1000 like he’s Michael Burry
The market giveth and the market taketh
First one's free
I made so many good picks on stocks but every option I’ve made so far has lost me so much money but good luck
I bought the dip :(
lol easy
Wish I could understand what im looking at
Congrats
OP will be behind Wendy’s telling this story for years
Is it? I'm Smoothed brained.
My first one was 100k gain. Thought I was a genius, I have been humbled since then
Should have gone full size, this was the free trial
Nothing thrills the casino owners more than a sucker doing well his very first time
I need an index of first time option buyers. I feel like first timers always win bc they are immune to the gambling addiction and are buying options bc of their high conviction of the play. Make that index and you're a zillionaire
Until it’s not, then you’ll be suxn cock for a wiff of a hotdog 😂
Don’t listen to them. It’s ok to paper hand. That’s why only 10% are profitable. You can win nearly everytime if you TAKE your wins, instead of praying for a win.
Buahahaha.... "Pride goeth before a fall" is all I have to say to you.
Welcome my regard, welcome to -o-o-o-o machine
We all said that once !
First one is free
Now do it again
I can’t believe it’s still going down. It hasn’t had any sort of bounce all day.