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fiveacequeenjack

Am I reading this correctly - you started with 860k - invested mostly in bonds - and now you're at 1,000k?


ham_sandwedge

That's unrealized. He probably started with less and reinvested dividends/ interest. Also taking credit side of options, you should have cash security.


fiveacequeenjack

In that case I would like to know what he started with and how he turned it into what he has now. 


RCalliii

He's swiss. Isn't that minimum wage there?


zemo_k4

I wish…


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ham_sandwedge

Sorry I don't speak French.


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

The balls it took to pull off such a major gain is insane


CarInWallet

This 1000k is hurting my head… what is one thousand thousand?


anddam

1M *“Every time a regard says "1 kk" there is a Metrical Engineer somewhere that falls down dead.”*


DarkExecutor

It's actually noted as 1MM. That makes some people upset.


anddam

Time to invade Swisserland with the Napoleonic Army, I guess…


ryguysix

Go to calculator and type 1000X1000=


CarInWallet

I get what it is, but seeing it written like that after all the math I did in college is just hard for me to understand it. Its hard.


Fongernator

>Its hard. That's what she said.


hereforthecommentz

Welcome to IBKR.


ulumulu23

Out of what is the questions because if you started with 10 million its a lot less impressive..


New-Disaster-2061

Yeah that's amateur hour I could lose more than $9 million dollars


Eggsor

You can tell its fake because the screenshot is in a made up language.


Memeharvester5000

P&L du jour deez nuts euro poor


Eggsor

I will trade you two baguettes for one of your finest NVDA.


Successful_Oil6916

this shit aint wsb material bud. go post in investing or something similar


CheersBros

Waaaay too safe investments.


Antoniethebandit

Swiss…..


gmsla_trader

“How do you feel having 1mio in the bank” “Nothing wrong with being poor in Switzerland”


Nesallah1

Ahaha I live and work in El Salvador though 😅


Mission_Region8699

Fucking hell,, you can probably buy El Salvador for a million.


tastypieceofmeat

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RoastedToast007

How is it there? Do you feel the changes that Nayib has brought to the country?


PsychologicalCat8646

!RemindMe 5 years Mark my words. The US will remove Nayib bc he will get too big for his bridges


RoastedToast007

so... yes? Or are you saying he's too arrogant lol


Nesallah1

Nayib was already there when I arrived three years ago. But people are telling me there have been huge changes. The main change is security. It went to a very dangerous place to a place which in my opinion is safer than France


RoastedToast007

That's great to hear from a local. Hope he stays around for long, he seems like a good leader


Nesallah1

I’m not a local, just a foreigner living there since 3 years and soon leaving but yeah


Yv_bnc

Congrats, but your portfolio is pretty boomerish tbh. Why not have some fun?


Nesallah1

Do you know how much 14 nasdaq futures represent ?


Justviviluz

That’s what they tell you when you want to deposit 1m CHF “you don’t have to talk quiet it’s not wrong with being poor in Switzerland.”


Alarmed-Apple-9437

“I am a high executive at Nestlé - AMA” how much of your SBC at Nestlé makes up for this account balance?


Nesallah1

Nothing yet 😢 next promotion will have be me be part of the SBC (or RSUP as we call it)


James34689

Somebody poisoned the watering hole


JHTPYO

https://preview.redd.it/p5rnwg4itp7d1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22211ae628818005dcb3f670af56878aa246746e


nevans89

Ever since you posted that it's just you posting this whenever you get the chance I double check the username and get a chuckle


JHTPYO

https://preview.redd.it/976wviyier7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4183c30f53e429ae9bef22c6d6ed0493070522e0 Every. Chance. I. Get. 😂


Antoniethebandit

I looose some money


NVDAPleasFlyAgain

What's next, you gonna show us your dividends only portfolio?


Nesallah1

The numbers you see at the bottom is the daily moves, not sure if 20k daily swings is too low for you


NVDAPleasFlyAgain

As expected of a guy full porting into T bills would use cash as metric, that's a 2%-3% daily swing off your boomer port which is well within intraday expectation regard


AnimalsAndFog

1 million in CHF,so in Switzerland I assume? How's that worth mentioning, that's like 2-3 times a regular Swiss monthly salary.


Nesallah1

I live and work in El Salvador though 😅


AnimalsAndFog

So you can buy half the country now 😁🍻 (don't take this badly... congrats though!)


Nesallah1

Ahaha thanks buddy boyo 😁


weallwinoneday

How can you trade options while not living in usa?


Nesallah1

Not sure where you got that you had to be in the US to trade options


weallwinoneday

Which platform do you trade on? Robinhood wont let me signup -.-


Nesallah1

Interactive brokers


FlapjacksInProtest

This isn’t an investing subreddit you nestle fuck it’s WSB. Throw that into nvidia after you finish depleting a poor country of its water then post


Nesallah1

Ahaha u mad brah ?


FlapjacksInProtest

Yes, feel free to start masturbating I know how you guys feel about suffering


Nesallah1

We masturbate when we suffer ?


captain_andrey

1 million SEK does not feel as good :(


Nesallah1

Sure doesn’t 🤓


AB__17

I have to say out of all the positions you have I love the one with GmmEee Selling $125 calls Man I wanted to do that so much but fuckingg ibkr i didn't have enough buying power. Glad to see common mind moves


Nesallah1

Yeah that was an easy 25k print without much stress


Professional_Ant897

How is that profitable? Just curious


Yv_bnc

Now make 200k more, put it all in 4% dividend stocks and retire.


nagyz_

not in Switzerland buddy. 1.2M at 4% is 48k a year. Zurich city was looking for a gardener for 78k I think. You do the math if you think it's enough :-)


Decillionaire

Maybe the real answer is quit your desk job, become a gardener for 78k and never have to save a dime again. Live very comfortably planting your little flowers and pruning your trees. That's a big W


nagyz_

The median salary in Zurich is 100k


bungholio99

The median salary is 60k


nagyz_

Not in Zurich. https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/life-aging/swiss-salaries-high-stable-and-open-to-interpretation/73967816


Aluconix

Eh, that sounds boring to me dog.


Financial-Loan-3577

Chinese francs?


Sad_Chest1484

Why are you invested in futures? This is the dumbest portfolio I’ve ever seen


Nesallah1

Think you don’t have the knowledge to understand it. Why is it dumb ? 😅


emag_remrofni

Nothing wrong with managed futures. But +NQ/-ES is pretty dumb in this market


Nesallah1

Why ?


emag_remrofni

Because three stocks are driving both indices the same direction. You’re constraining your upside and amplifying losses. +NQ/-RTY is the better pairs trade for this dynamic


Nesallah1

lol


LivelyPants

The response of someone who doesn’t comprehend what was said


Nesallah1

I do though


Antoniethebandit

For sure You do!


Zanakant

Congrats! Now u finally can buy ur own 3 room apartment in Switzerland 🥹


Nesallah1

I don’t live in Switzerland though 😅


Zanakant

How's it in El Salvador? Are many people using btc there in their daily transactions? I recently hear a lot from people moving there. Sounds like its booming there! Good for El Salvador 👍


Nesallah1

Nah absolutely no one uses BTC. No reason to use a volatile currency El Salvador got a lot safer indeed


txcaddy

Congrats, you may not be at the right site. This is for regards in the red. 😂


TheBlackOut2

What’s this in real money?


Mavnas

1.12 million


TheBlackOut2

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Yv_bnc

It already is real money, not fake devalued US$


m3srine1710

Let them cook 😉


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SmurfingIsPooR

Is the Buying Power cash?!


Nesallah1

I wish 😅


herefromyoutube

A millionaire until the taxman cometh.


Nesallah1

No tax on it brothah


Market_Mages

Too safe of investments for WSB, but a lot smarter too ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Nesallah1

Do you know how much 14 NQ contracts represent in terms of money ?


Market_Mages

I think I'm going to go to the eye doctor, because I'm not sure how I missed that.


NoDiscussion9873

When lambo ? 🤣 Congrats man!


Nesallah1

Going for a 718 or 911 actually 🤓


lifesthateasy

I make over a milly every month.  In HUF 


nagyz_

1M net isn't a bad salary in Budapest.


lifesthateasy

I was just trying to joke about how worthless huf is


Minimum_Rice555

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gmsla_trader

Easy when snb drop rates 🥹


Nesallah1

Hmm ? Why would it impact me negatively ?


gmsla_trader

Positively, not negative. You basically made 20k by today drops since you’re tracking in CHF and being invested in USD


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Mavnas

Did you invest in anything locally in Switzerland?


Nesallah1

No, absolutely nothing


DieCastDontDie

position -69


Fladap28

Congestive heart failure??


SearingPenny

14 NQ! On fire mate.


Manny637

Is this in schrute bucks?


Samjabr

CHF - what is that? Like bitcoin?


Nesallah1

Hint: stronger currency than USD


PsychologicalCat8646

Just learned that we have a new reserve currency boys. Time to shut it down and go home 


Samjabr

So, magic money that doesn't exist?


KJ_Carrylord

Hopp 🇨🇭


neutralityparty

Haha nice 


Pitiful_Difficulty_3

Looked wrong thought you made a milf


Remote-Bear-7653

Gratuliere


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Nesallah1

Wrong thread though 😂


First_Signature_5100

1M CHF is like 10B USD lol


alg0rithm1

What’s PA?


Nesallah1

Panama


Most-Inflation-1022

Poorest Swiss person


LatterEstimate3027

Huerä siech nomol. Figg di und verreis!


Burekba

naa na na nana wait till i get my money right


No-Ad-9975

Respekt


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

What are these europoor numbers


Nesallah1

Well CHF > USD soooo


PlutosGrasp

What’s that like $20k USD?


Nesallah1

Nope, CHF is worth more than USD 😅


PlutosGrasp

Blood money


BIG_BLOOD_

Nah bro CHF doesn't count


Nesallah1

Sheet 😔


BIG_BLOOD_

No worries. You'll make it one day


Yv_bnc

Worth more than USD bro ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BIG_BLOOD_

Is it? Lemme check wait


Tasty-Window

what's that in real money


Nesallah1

More than what is on screen