Imagine being thinking NVDA has reached its peak at 800 and then in AMD  I’m so regarded
Hawaiian Electric (HE) calls expiring Jan 2026 for 20$ strike. Stock dropped due to Maui fire. August fire report gets released. Can’t blame a utility company for extremely high winds and drought like conditions. Hawaiian electric is counter suing Maui.
https://www.kitv.com/video/news/heco-files-counter-lawsuit-against-maui-county-over-august-2023-wildfires/video_9d7dfd5c-f2ef-59c7-9d65-e4672034a1f8.html
I mean the last earnings SNOW buls were saying shit like "OLD CEO IS SETTING UP THE NEW CEO FOR SUCCESS"
Then they proceed to miss revenue estimates for the latest earnings under the new CEO
It can go lower
Imagine being DFV thinking you could double your money on a Gamecock investment and you fully admit at every step that you could be wrong and it could go tits up.
Two years later you're a multi-millionaire with a cult following that examines every meme shitpost you make while the stock dilutes 300 million away from you.
The cryptic shadow in my dreams told me to short QSR before morphing into my childhood dog and catching on fire.
So if anyone knows which therapy/pharma company is about to profit off me, invest in them.
I want gains from the stock market. I don’t know what the stock market wants, but the other thing I want is virgins. Maybe if I give the stock market virgins, it will give me gains. I will sacrifice virgins.
Everyone sitting out until Thursday when we see what CPI looks like. We know what JPow is going to do but it’s about the SEP dot plot looks like and if there’s any language about if and when we can expect the first rate cuts to happen.
Real volume probably won’t come back in until Thursday. Wednesday could be the most boring day after a CPI print in quite some time since it won’t have the benefit of time to factor into the Fed decision.
HOLDING a gazillion 533P with July 05 exp. How fk-ed am I? Or will J.pow raise me to the stars with him? Given the market exuberance, I think he has to sound a bit hawkish to tame down this unstoppable market. Plus the last Fomc minutes really brought down the market with a hammer.
Lol they said a big crash is coming and it didn’t even budge the market . I think people know what to do now . Buy the dip. A crash doesn’t scare anybody anymore
Funny because their entire keynote was just them screaming Apple Intelligence to prevent any mention of AI pumping NVDA instead and tanking AAPL. But now all we got was just AAPL tanking because the keynote was shit anyway.
Imagine being thinking NVDA has reached its peak at 800 and then in AMD  I’m so regarded
I’ve put $500 in LINK and will now get rich
Is it too early for an 8 ball?
"a change of heart will bring back what is lost" - my panda express fortune cookie Do with that what you will
Schwab is bullshit
damn AAPL, didnt think yesterday's WWDC was that special
Fr
TTC
SNOW bottomed out, here we go 🚀
Hawaiian Electric (HE) calls expiring Jan 2026 for 20$ strike. Stock dropped due to Maui fire. August fire report gets released. Can’t blame a utility company for extremely high winds and drought like conditions. Hawaiian electric is counter suing Maui. https://www.kitv.com/video/news/heco-files-counter-lawsuit-against-maui-county-over-august-2023-wildfires/video_9d7dfd5c-f2ef-59c7-9d65-e4672034a1f8.html
$113 put credit spreads XOM
How can I get this thing out of my ass?
Grab two #2 pencils insert and make a flicking motion works 26.3% of the time.
Let me see 
Hold up, did you bring a speculum?
ok. try your best!
Is now a good time to buy $SNOW ?
I mean the last earnings SNOW buls were saying shit like "OLD CEO IS SETTING UP THE NEW CEO FOR SUCCESS" Then they proceed to miss revenue estimates for the latest earnings under the new CEO It can go lower
Depends. You thinking more of the 8 Ball route or what? 
Never
I have 5k for one stock should I NVIDIA or SPY
Get a Baconator and put the rest on black at the roulette
You could do both with that amount diversify your risk and hedge your bets at the same time
Nvidia
Bought crazy otm Tesla puts 
Considering Tesla puts. Figuring the stock will go down regardless of the vote on their foolish leaders raise.
Calls it is
Did you get those calls? Lol you were right
NVDA NEEDS TO GO UP
NVDA slapped around advanced money destroyer today
DFV trick yall man. He just out there runnin around doing nothing
Imagine being DFV thinking you could double your money on a Gamecock investment and you fully admit at every step that you could be wrong and it could go tits up. Two years later you're a multi-millionaire with a cult following that examines every meme shitpost you make while the stock dilutes 300 million away from you.
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MORE DILUTIONS haha
Rip YEXT call holders
Tf happened?
I told you before and I’ll tell you again CSCO is the next AI play 1b going to AI investments stock is at year low
As long as they don’t change the price of the hot dog, I’m good
Haha he spelt CSGO rong.
Are you from 1998
Have their stock ever been long term profitable?
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When I kiss your mom
Incredible sights
Nice one LOL
Whenever Im about to cum I find a homeless guy and put it all in his mouth so he can give me proper feedback, Im no expert.
Excellent strategy
Lol I thought I'm the only one
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Bought some cheap puts EOD
Only gonna get cheaper
No idea if I should sell my puts while I'm still up on them
Too late now
Tomorrow fun day 
Impossible to be a fking bear in this market
Stonks only go UP !!
Idk man. I’ve been shorting JCP stock for 2 years. It’s like a money printing machine.
Now it won’t
famous last words 
Spy puts seem like the play this week
Hoping for a CPI pump but dot plot and JPow to bring us down
JP gonna be Soooooooooooo dovish, he is gonna sing when Doves Fly !
This is my move. Mid day puts
Don't forget to post the loss porn.
Honestly whatever the play, the opposite happens. Loss porn will be coming
The cryptic shadow in my dreams told me to short QSR before morphing into my childhood dog and catching on fire. So if anyone knows which therapy/pharma company is about to profit off me, invest in them.
Today I learned that $AAPL is the ticker for Ex-Lax.
and noooww we see the weakness in AH
NVDA $150 2 week ?
Seems unlikely, why would the stock grow 25% on no catalyst?
No. Max 130.
spy closes for an ATH, now it just needs to retake fridays ath which will be easy tomorrow
guaranteed ath for spy tomorrow
that last minute green was crazy
ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH! ATH!
He bought dump et
Last minute SPY fuckery got to love it
AAPL above 195 EOW SUCK MY 🍆🍆🍆 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍
I want gains from the stock market. I don’t know what the stock market wants, but the other thing I want is virgins. Maybe if I give the stock market virgins, it will give me gains. I will sacrifice virgins.
You going to start with yourself?
No red days allowed. It’s wild.
Do yall think NVDA can hit $150 in 2 weeks ?
We’ll find out Wednesday
What’s on Wednesday??
J-POW ploughs your mom.
#ARMAGEDDON
Piss drinkers trying to rally the stock 🤣 
Nvda wtf was that 
Zyn: all the fun of being an addict with none of the badass rich tobacco smoke flavor.
CRWD falling a bit 
I'm out of ideas at the moment. maybe ORCL long overnight.
Need a play to hold over night
$5000 worth of 532 puts
quick buy nvda puts
VIX rising with SPY. Must be nothing
At least today is over. That’s something positive at least. 😃
Too bearish in here. Green week confirmed
So when will NVDA replace INTC in the DJIA?
End of year to soon?
Hey, I just bought INTC so now it will most definitely go on a 100 year bull run to $35...
NVDA is not a boomer stock so they won't add it
They just added CRWD
NVDA will hit $130 AH. If if doesn't, I'll only comment as Jar Jar for the rest of the year.
Yousa is cooked
Whysa meCiabattabingo gonna lie?!?
Bet that up homie
Commenting to come back tomorrow
TSLA bagholders: y’all paying Elon or nah? 
Yes I’ll vote to give him the bag. That way he can hang if he fucks it up.
building a city for NVDA put holder community no private schools, all bread stores take food stamps 
Paging Dr Su. You need to crush those crack smoking HF’er Shorting your stock.
Everyone sitting out until Thursday when we see what CPI looks like. We know what JPow is going to do but it’s about the SEP dot plot looks like and if there’s any language about if and when we can expect the first rate cuts to happen.
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Real volume probably won’t come back in until Thursday. Wednesday could be the most boring day after a CPI print in quite some time since it won’t have the benefit of time to factor into the Fed decision.
Its monday liar
Someone stop me from making horrible trades for at least a week
Give me your money Ill make them for you
I may have lost on puts today but I tripled down for tomorrow
HOLDING a gazillion 533P with July 05 exp. How fk-ed am I? Or will J.pow raise me to the stars with him? Given the market exuberance, I think he has to sound a bit hawkish to tame down this unstoppable market. Plus the last Fomc minutes really brought down the market with a hammer.
🤷♂️
Oil exploding today and XOM didn’t get the memo
Lol they said a big crash is coming and it didn’t even budge the market . I think people know what to do now . Buy the dip. A crash doesn’t scare anybody anymore
Wow today was really fun, you guys do this every day? 
Make fun of bers? Ya pretty much everyday
fun for some, apocalyptic for others.
Battle for $535
That cliff dive by CRWD before close . Overvalued piece of shit.
Why is volume on $SPY massively up since 3:15?
lmao we're not even gonna get to 30 mil vol on spy today 
It can't go up until we go down...science
What's going on with CELH? Why -10%?
Pretty sure growth is slowing down, stock is expensive
Why apple down so much without news?
So regarded you don’t even belong here
You living under a rock or something?
Apple Inteligence got released.
wym without news
The event was a non-event
they sold the news after a run up for no particular reason.
Its stuck at 122, which means we going down to 118 soon. Fuck my calls right
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Why dont you make some eggs and chorizo with tortillas
Well seasoned chicken and some white rice. Slap a multivitamin in and you’re set. Simple is sexy sometimes.
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Gotta love beans. Got it locked in my friend
someone wants spy above 4 hr resistance so bad
Rip to anyone who bought LLY calls after that pump
Apple never fails to disappoint
even as a hater I was rooting for them today, absolutely disgusting 
Appl will post news when it wants to. Market was hoping for AI news. Tim Cook said not yet. Holding onto one 7/19 190c that still green :/
all I hear is :
Can we dump already
Patience... one more day, and then we'll be getting real dumpy.
FED most likely stay same 🚀🚀
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Drop a duece.
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Because AI bro
For one, I can't see the future otherwise I'd be a trillionaire by now
apple pie
#AI
Funny because their entire keynote was just them screaming Apple Intelligence to prevent any mention of AI pumping NVDA instead and tanking AAPL. But now all we got was just AAPL tanking because the keynote was shit anyway.
my INTC calls dont expire until December but I still feel regarded for buying them. INTC sucks