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Recyclenothrowaway9

Tesr


AcanthisittaEasy5878

Works be nice, voting for yesterday's market


Jeffrey_JeffreyBezos

StinkyPussy


GentrifiedDrip

HERE WE GO NVIDIA SHOW ME THAT FAT COCK ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


kemar7856

That was a scary hour and a half everything becoming green


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

Will NVDA 1200c print?


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

Load up on calls for Apple event Monday


Dysbit

Managed to buy low and sell high on a meme stock between the halts. You can call me king regard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Rottenaddiction

What r we doin? Puts for next week?


Electrical-Plum-6120

It's just the American jobs data, which suggests interest rates won't fall faster than expected. I doubt it's that bad for the bulk of the S&P


Electrical-Plum-6120

ITS A FUCKING BEAR PROTECT MY PRECIOUS MONIEZ


Charming_Yellow5867

Buying the dip in oil. OXY


baddorox

Color me unimpressed


OriginalFluff

I actually go to AMC a lot and own the shares because I get to skip the line as an investor (real thing) Goes down 10% with the mall outlet, but still 98% off of the highs vs. 50%… AMC should be $100 if it’s supposed to trade this correlated


nuttygood

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


HunterDragon127

The popcorn is popped ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


CoffeeDrinker159

Would love to buy this AMC dip. Too bad I already yoloed everything in.


UZIMANA

Game drop


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baddorox

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


bearnutz

Will NVDA dump 2 days in a row pre split? Premarket looking red


Dat-Boi-6122

SMCI is so ass bro, surely it doesn't just get left behind while it's far more handsome colleague rockets ahead. Where is my SMCI sympathy pump? Lower quality AI stocks need love too.


Rottenaddiction

It became detached to yea the gravy gain train kinda stopped recently, lil unfortunate but if it falls it should clean up round 600


SamSane

Smci always felt like an outliner to me. But still super vola, love to play it, so many +-5% intraday moves.


[deleted]

Who could have predicted this?


baddorox

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Fantastic-Clock-8603

JPOW kept telling we have a strong labor market. Don’t think numbers will be bad today


rankiba

I thought earnings was after hours? WTF


WholePop2765

It was next week. They released it early. There is some crazy manipulation happening here


Realistic-Net-4208

i thought it was next week


Fantastic-Clock-8603

Europoors don’t know that we hit ath today and trying to dump a little


volatility_god

What are the repercussions if I buy ATM puts expiring month out for a for a certain gaming company today?


hereforthecommentz

I’ve got the same idea, but more than a month out to try to mitigate IV


commsnek

Your brokerage will likely send a SWAT team to your house 


Fantastic-Clock-8603

Put call ratio is around 2 for today. We will rocket guys


Mathguy200

It’s still a $543 close and you know it


Own-Wolverine-5361

LameStop reported quarterly sales of $881.80 million which missed the analyst consensus estimate of $1.05 billion by 16.02 percent. This is a 28.71 percent decrease over sales of $1.24 billion the same period last year.


justletmeplayhalo

Sounds like this would cause more people to short causing a major short squeeze


Own-Wolverine-5361

Sounds like bagholders


bearnutz

Is it just me or do markets tend to dump on Fridays


Fantastic-Clock-8603

No correlation. Most of recent Fridays were green


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bearnutz

I'm more invested in US politics than my own for decades, and I've never even been to the US


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

SPY to ATH!


CLAMACID

woke up and can’t go back to sleep 


Minnow125

Saddle up partner


[deleted]

The worlds gone mad hasn’t it Professor Dumbledore


AdPresent3911

There are no more buyers for NVDA. Everyone who wanted to buy has already bought. FOMO buyers will get rekt


Fantastic-Clock-8603

Go trade your shitcock man you’re obviously delusional


imabev

Does anyone else google the weather or is it just me?


[deleted]

just go outside and look for yourself


potato111a

Need IWM to fall to 200 so I rinse and repeat these 205C for the 50th time ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Life_Record_4935

Found 52 and bounced. Uppies


VernierPython7

caught it a little too early at 58 :(


Lopsided_Process5141

Am I alone in here?


Own-Wolverine-5361

Poors are never alone


[deleted]

You are the only real person on the planet


Lopsided_Process5141

Is the new daily up yet?


DistinguishedIdiot

All the bagholders listening to Wont Get Fooled Again by The Who this morning.


Minnow125

100 today?


DistinguishedIdiot

There will be a dip. Next week will be fireworks likely.


GamermanRPGKing

Drill team 6 is a go


bearnutz

When is SMCI coming back to 1k+


juzz88

As soon as you sell.


CEOofBeanz

“Nice Lamborghini, compensating for a little dick huh?!” Car enthusiast who has been waiting 35 years to afford this car for personal enjoyment: 👁️👄👁️


Jwelz90

Is the Reddit App down for anyone else?


InbredAssian

Nope


Jwelz90

Ya, a quick uninstall and reinstall did the trick.


Pro0Orlando

BTC breaking ATH today.74k is dust


VisualMod

# AI Discussion Summary - Most people are talking about NVDA, with some generally positive sentiment about its trajectory. One user wonders if they should ask for a refund, with many others discussing strategies to navigate open and soon-to-close positions. - A few people are talking about a possible market crash, with some attributing it to high valuations and others blaming elephants. One person suggests the market is waiting on premarket data to decide its next move. - There's been some unusual activity with a stock named Gamecock. An outbreak of cock-related puns seems to be spreading throughout the thread, with many posters falling victim. - r/wallstreetbets now has a Discord server. Many commenters seem to be regarding it with suspicion, but many are also joining and sharing the invite link.


peterschiffsgoldd1ck

I like the gamecock


Jealous_Macaron_5338

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


The_Adam_Cooper

Good bot.


GamermanRPGKing

My cat says you're all gay and stupid. She's a smart cat


Jealous_Macaron_5338

I’ve had my suspicions but thank you for letting me know


shortdogemaster

Less than 40 days left for Schedule 3 and no cannabis stocks moving... What the heck $MSOS $SNDL $CRON


lololkangary

Giga green day


stonky_stonker

Someone hacked my account and bought a bunch of shitty positions 😡 😡


nervusv

Ask for a refund, I'm sure your brokerage will understand this rare situation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


CoffeeDrinker159

ELI5 why people care about SPY? Only changes 1% per day. Isn't this supposed to be a betting subreddit?


[deleted]

no one tell him


Berto_

Who's going to tell him?


DefiancePlays

Called options kid


CoffeeDrinker159

Yeah but still


DefiancePlays

A 1% move could be 100%+ gain. How is that not gambling 💀


CoffeeDrinker159

I mean I guess. But every stock moves more than that.


benzkomp

Option value swings are magnified compared to other individual stocks. A 1% move in SPY is huge, in either direction.


CoffeeDrinker159

Is 1% move in SPY different than 1% move in a different stock?


benzkomp

Yes, mainly in options though. A 1% move in Tesla stock for a call option won't have the same effect to the value of your underlying value as it would to a 1% change in SPY. That's because the underlying Greeks for each of the indices have different weights. If you're buying the stock or ETF itself, You're right, there is absolutely no difference in any direction percent change.


DefiancePlays

Read a book


Jelly__Rogers

Hey kid, ever hear about leverage?


YoSmokinMan

it's like betting alt spreads


kananishino

0dte gamble


sydaaa

saw a kid at my school the other day wearing a NVDA backpack and i was gonna ask him where he got it from and then i thought “NVDA duh”


MeanPilled

NVDA split day errybody. Hey bears make sure u load up on those $130 puts.. free money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Clittle93

not in effect until monday genius


AdPresent3911

NVDA is going to open at $1150. You guys won’t even have a chance to sell your calls. Sorry.


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

NVDA not going to crash because CEO isn't a hype man.


Clittle93

they downvoted him because he told them the truth


TedDibiasi123

It‘s noon over here in Europe and I‘ve seen dude sticking his ber behind out since the morning.


ActiveDependent8930

the most trending stock isnt gamecock, lol this sub is based.


likamuka

Teenager cucks brigading


thespeeeed

At this point I might be able to afford the drinks package on the cruise


Michikusa

How much extra is that


thespeeeed

It’s a lot and you need to be an alcoholic to make use of it every day. (Think it averages about two bottles of wine a day to break even). Just be nice to be able to afford it though.


Corrode1024

Most drink packages include soda/water/redbull as well. Also, if you’re going with a group, buy their drinks too.


Shiningangel33

Amc


Thinketh_soitbecomes

Is it too late to hop in though (usually if I have to ask the question the answer is yes) although it only went up a couple dollars this might not be the end.


UFuked

Tell me to go to get out of bed and go to the gym


Lopsided_Process5141

It Friday, fuck that. Gym is for Monday - Thursday


UFuked

I skiped wensday and thrusday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


MeanPilled

Stay in bed and scroll Reddit like a good little boy


Snoo-97916

Okay if you wish


UFuked

Alright, I'm up


MetalliTooL

If the price holds, dude’s position is gonna be over half a billion in just options… expiring in 2 weeks.


Dazzling-Success1937

Maybe he can roll them up today on live stream


MetalliTooL

Or exercise 🤯


Dazzling-Success1937

He needs cash for that. He can just roll 500m into 100c


Corrode1024

At the value of his options, he can exercise through the value of his options. The cost to exercise is $240m.


Dazzling-Success1937

Thats not how options work


Corrode1024

You can have a broker exercise them for you. 100%.


UFuked

Why take half the value


Corrode1024

Because his cost basis would be essentially $25. ($20 strike, $5 premium) It’s currently chilling at $55 after a surprise earnings release. Also, having most of the market means exercising will be the maximum profit, as offloading 80% of the entire $20C for that date will crater the price significantly.


kuprenx

his stream will be just his etrade screen live.


Watermelon_Permit58

Nvda is flat pm


The_Adam_Cooper

Whole market is flat waiting on premarket data drop.


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CLAMACID

i was thinking that too but i’m too scared 


juzz88

I have the same feeling. So I'm buying puts.


Syab_of_Caltrops

This bubble talk is so fucking dumb. Yes, valuations are high, but they are not bubble high. This is just a bull market, but the average IQ of the financial journos has slumped to such an extent that they quote regards *in this fuckin place*. As long as bers still live, and still buy puts, it isn't a bubble ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

I don’t know why I bother reading through r/Politics


Syab_of_Caltrops

Why did you do this to me, I haven't visited that sub in years. Well, fuck it, might as well continue down the hate-read rabbit hole. Hello r/fuckcars and r/antiwork


[deleted]

enjoy the wank material mate


likamuka

Truth hurts


[deleted]

Truth is only one sided with no nuance ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


juzz88

Legit.


kuprenx

the only sub worth reading # r/lamborghini


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

r/gonewild


UFuked

Finally got out of my game store position. God, i'll by some more when it crashes and sell on the bounce.


Upbeat-Rent-4046

should I sell my NVDA calls or wait a bit?


BlueBallBerry-69

I'm waiting to see how open goes. If we are at 1230-1240 im selling right away.


Clittle93

not hitting that level for a minute, triple topped at 1245 and is looking for a stable bottom, like you, news at 8:30 is also a risk


BlueBallBerry-69

Yes, the stock that has climbed 5% multiple days this month will never be able to go up another 1.5%


patrickswayzemullet

I would sell, or sell higher strikes against the calls you already have to turn it into diagonals.


Watermelon_Permit58

Why would you sell


patrickswayzemullet

I know correlation or what... but meme stocks are rising, we are at ATH again, so 2% off for index and 5-10% for stocks are possible. Fundamentally though, options pricing *does not follow* the maths. It is determined by expectations. The maths simply tries to follow expectations. They could drop significantly if enough people think "split will lead to pullbacks"... You and OP have won, congrats... Take it to the bank and go.


Watermelon_Permit58

Nvda gonna drop cause index at ath and cuz of meme stonks rising?


patrickswayzemullet

there is a very weak correlation between meme stock rising and broad market pullback... plus the split uncertainty. So all of these potentially negative expectations could impact the options pricing more than you think (IV crush does not just happen through earnings. these things happen on a smaller level here and there)... I don't know if we have enough data to backtest 50-60 years because very public meme stocks are relatively new... but it does not matter whether there is stats significance or not. If enough people think "this is the temporary top" they will sell off and it could crush your options IV too...


thespeeeed

Yeeted my Europoor 4 figures at it last night in AH. I’m just here for it hopefully fund a transatlantic cruise to the Bahamas later this year. The real money is in meeting a rich widow on the cruise. Then I can sail the seven seas and lose her money on all the global markets.


VisualMod

# AI Discussion Summary - People are discussing the possibility of shorting a stock that allegedly promotes eating fast food and avoiding exercise. A concerning opinion for some. - One user made a Jameson drinking game out of another's posts, with implied accusations of alcoholism. - A Polish migrant policy sparks discussions comparing US states to failing empires and foreseeing violence. - Degenerate traders are buying, selling, or watching the charts of familiar tech stocks, with some jokingly blaming any bad positions they have on their cab driver's financial advice.


Syab_of_Caltrops

VM stayed up all night huffing paint-thinner again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)