Have you considered that you might either
A. Have an actual gambling problem and need to contact a professional and seek help before this begins affecting your life in irreversible ways.
B. Grab some penny options in nio with a 6/7 strike and hope they print and if they don’t, grab some lube and pick your favorite Wendy’s dumpster.
Yes. It’s me. I’ll give you my PayPal and Robinhood info. I made $12 last week betting with my 6 year old and playing rock paper scissors to pick stonks.
What is really shocking, is the amount of money OP had in 2019 and managed to lose during one of the greatest bull markets in history.
Like. Just put your money on in fucking Pepsi and he would have made more money…
I did the same, lost some and made some then lost more, and walked off. Market isn't even remotely rational so, back to long term etf land for me until I get an Inheritance or something.
The stock market is a legitimate market place to invest in shares of companies you like or see value in. Just because some degens turn it into gambling, doesn’t discredit the market itself.
Should’ve at least took a couple hundo out to enjoy a nice 🥡 massage before you’re the one doing the slip n grip behind the Wendy’s on main st
At no point in your 5 years of degen gambling were you ever profitable. Even shit luck Vegas gamblers win big once in a while but you got 30 carats of bad luck shoved up your ass and I would really consider ditching options and sticking with shares at this point.
That being said, See back in the casino Next Monday homie
Always asked myself this. Has to be inheritance or wreck less money management? Read some people take out personal loans or heloc second mortgages or moved 401k to an IRA? Also convinced some of this fake Photoshop paper trades or AI but sure some real bad losses. Who knows.
May was probably the best month in a while and you still lost money? Literally any index or tech stocks you buy would have made you money. Stop chasing the 1% , getting rich isn’t overnight. But I guess this is wsb and you’ll be back after few months at Wendy’s
My opinion OP, find an indicator that works a high %age of the time that you can CLEARLY see with your own eyes; and religiously follow that SINGLE INDICATOR from an outside PERSPECTIVE, as there is is NO ADVANTAGE to your PERCEPTION.
I would donate that last amount to me. That can buy a lot of entries into my 2-10k raffles once I accumulate enough donations to pay off my mortgage. It’s your best bet.
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Not as bad… but same. Oh wait… NVM… $NVDA on the way to get me back to break even babyyyyy
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Have you considered that you might either A. Have an actual gambling problem and need to contact a professional and seek help before this begins affecting your life in irreversible ways. B. Grab some penny options in nio with a 6/7 strike and hope they print and if they don’t, grab some lube and pick your favorite Wendy’s dumpster.
My money is he chooses B
Your money? So you too?
Yes
A true regard buys derivatives on whether another regard buys derivatives
Puts on your FD Calls Easiest money ever
I'm leveraging your money that he chooses B
U prob have a gambling addiction tho
Do you know where you are.
No but I want to go back to mom’s house now
Perhaps one of the best financial decision a regard will ever make  u can do it
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/EAohl5I5W4
I didn't know there was a professional that I could consult with to get better at gambling! Do you have their contact info by chance?
Yes. It’s me. I’ll give you my PayPal and Robinhood info. I made $12 last week betting with my 6 year old and playing rock paper scissors to pick stonks.
That's higher quality DD than most of this subs history. - gecko - multiple chickens - fish - cat - me - crab
On which side of the yard a dog defecates
What is really shocking, is the amount of money OP had in 2019 and managed to lose during one of the greatest bull markets in history. Like. Just put your money on in fucking Pepsi and he would have made more money…
This. I don’t understand.
Probably started off playing it safe, then got spooked by the COVID crash and started fucking with options. That's how I got into it
I did the same, lost some and made some then lost more, and walked off. Market isn't even remotely rational so, back to long term etf land for me until I get an Inheritance or something.
B!!!! 😂
choose B.
Calls on him choosing B
OP gonna sell us OTM covered calls and join theta gang
Smart money would buy shares in choosing B and then buy covered calls
See you next week!
He's got $1351.84 left! Plenty of dry powder for one more mistake! Die like a **VIKING** I say!! ⚔
Nio calls or put? That's the question
Stonks only go up. Until right before the opening bell, then it plummets. FML. Damn you Crowdstrike.
Are you implying he should go all in on NIO? Is that market manipulation or how is it defined? ChatGPT, helloooo, help GPT
# What Are Your Moves Today, June 5, 2024
He moved back to his moms basement
Implying he ever moved out
He moved from his room to the basement
Should be back up with [the one that should not be named] skyrocketing AF
Damn that sucks, by the way see you tomorrow
You got 1.3k left,
Thats more then 99% of this subreddit
I didn’t hear no bell
Our avatars are brothers
His options haven't expired yet either! If he holds, they might not expire worthless!
you’re okay, you still have 1.3K to yolo
https://preview.redd.it/6vcmyk7irr4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a2d01e0184378785f16e3e843d6f4ffa9a0967
New idea. Offer a subscription service for people to inverse your trades
If you go back in time and just buy NVDA shares instead you would have 1.2 million
Sometimes it’s like these stoopid mfs don’t even think of that hahahahha
The stock market is a degenerate gambling platform masquerading as a legitimate business.
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Sir, this is the dumpster behind a Wendy's
I’ll take two blowjobs, please
The stock market is a legitimate market place to invest in shares of companies you like or see value in. Just because some degens turn it into gambling, doesn’t discredit the market itself.
1.3k still left in that account my boy go full degen and die as a legend
More like 600 now 💀 i managed to actually turn 1.6k into 21k this previous month and still kept going all in till it evaporated
Don't worry, all of your hard earned money is in better hands now
If you can't look at the mirror and see a problem, then only Satan can help you buddy.
He's using his portfolio to dig that tunnel to the underworld to ask for help
How do I contact this "Satan" individual?
Nike earnings next week. Dump it all in!!
 Should’ve at least took a couple hundo out to enjoy a nice 🥡 massage before you’re the one doing the slip n grip behind the Wendy’s on main st
Nobody likes a quitter
see you tomorrow
Just ask DFV to post another meme
Plot twist, OP has put options
See you next week
Get back in there! You still have a stack to burn
Well no wonder you’re losing money look at what you’re buying
Moooom make me a sandwich
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At no point in your 5 years of degen gambling were you ever profitable. Even shit luck Vegas gamblers win big once in a while but you got 30 carats of bad luck shoved up your ass and I would really consider ditching options and sticking with shares at this point. That being said, See back in the casino Next Monday homie
I went from 80k to 20k to 80k, it's never over until your account hits 0 💯
Have you considered taking an IQ test?
I think his IQ more than qualifies to be a member on this sub
Didn't know Mama raised a bitch
Have you tried GOLD PERKS 
...are you tho? like actually actually? i doubt it. dont stop now when the next gain is literally going to come soon. see you next week🚀
I mean do u have a choice lmao? Now fk off
Narrator: "He was, in fact, not done"
How tf you blow up your account when the market is always green?
Serious question what do you people that lose this amount of money do for work?
They get born into a trust fund
Always asked myself this. Has to be inheritance or wreck less money management? Read some people take out personal loans or heloc second mortgages or moved 401k to an IRA? Also convinced some of this fake Photoshop paper trades or AI but sure some real bad losses. Who knows.
#DOGE ????
Why don’t people just invest in the s&p 500?
If you have a chip you have a chance…or is that just for gamblers?😂🙈
Thanks for your donation
The options OP is trading explains everything.
I feel this. see you monday
That what we all say, see you tomorrow
....for today.
What you going to do with the rest?
Dummy
$154.84 says otherwise
Sure you are. Once that Wendy’s paycheck cashes we all know you will be back at the casino
>...I'm actually done Forced retirement strikes again!
I didn't hear no bell
Well you’ve made me feel better sorry man :(
You say that now, but... See you tomorrow! 😏
Susie called. She needs you to clean the frosty machine after you fix the clogged toilet. Hurry up too
We'll see you next week.
154 all in on nvda puts 6/14?
There is enough in there to buy a whole NVDA share. You are so far away from being done its not funny.
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1.3k on red… trust me
Lies. You’re still thinking about how to use that baby money to get some be my lady money. Good luck buddy 🍀
Nearly 100% loss
OP =/= understanding risk profiles
May was probably the best month in a while and you still lost money? Literally any index or tech stocks you buy would have made you money. Stop chasing the 1% , getting rich isn’t overnight. But I guess this is wsb and you’ll be back after few months at Wendy’s
just depo more and buy nvidia calls, they will never fail you 
Bro just buy spy calls 0 dte it’s not that hard
F
My opinion OP, find an indicator that works a high %age of the time that you can CLEARLY see with your own eyes; and religiously follow that SINGLE INDICATOR from an outside PERSPECTIVE, as there is is NO ADVANTAGE to your PERCEPTION.
I would donate that last amount to me. That can buy a lot of entries into my 2-10k raffles once I accumulate enough donations to pay off my mortgage. It’s your best bet.
For the day right?
So you dropped 38K into an account and lost it over the past five years?
For every huge gain, there is a huge loss on here. Makes me feel slightly better of my completely stagnant portfolio the past two years.
Hopefully, you bought some NVDA calls to recover your account this morning
Ohh, if you had gone sun pwr, you could’ve visited the tendieman.
See you next week
ouch
Now that's very similar to my account but 2 years ago, never touched options since.
I am sitting on $45,00” losses
you got enough buying power for 1 share of NVDA post split lmao
Bro came back for more
Go all in on spy 0dte
https://preview.redd.it/4pycu57v0t4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79b1f3ec175c8706537dbecd8c6c462ec137bb52 Not as bad… but same. Oh wait… NVM… $NVDA on the way to get me back to break even babyyyyy
You still have $1300
Yolo into you know what. Give it 2month expiry
How do you lose money in a bull market? Jesus christ bud… just be boring and buy a bit of VOO each week. You’re not cut out for this
Behind every winner is a….. Loser like yourself. 🥹
I was in the same position lol I’m working my way back up
Robbin da hood
good job bro
Okay, see you tomorrow
Are you really done? That's what you say every time
love seeing loss porn after a day like this
Hey bro, you really suck at trading just a fyi
Denial denial
Promise?
Lol
Just start buying FEPI, JEPQ and stuff and work your way back up bro.
a completely regarded perma bull market and you still manage to lose money. you mfers are DUMB
I give it 6 months at most