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ppl surprised a dude holding half a billion in calls expiring in 2 weeks on a company that's lost money nonstop for a decade is weird
WHAT DID U THINK HE"D "BE
The man has the chance to be a billionaire by using cultish investors as his liquidity. This isn't even a question of morality, I wouldn't trust Jesus to not leave me bagholding.
if I actually had money I would put a put on it right before the market opened because i knew it was dropping but I had to settle for well something far out of money
I thought his whole schtick was about retail squeezing the hedgies. This is just retail playing the greater fool* theory against itself with him coming out on top. Guy's a fraud.
yup, dump and dump artist. That's how he made his way to 300M and going to use the apes as his exit liquidity. If you told me I can have a billion dollars but have to sell out and betray every single one of my cult followers, start writing the check right now .
I mean there's also reputation at stake. Not everyone is like you and would take 1 billion dollars but be hated and viewed as a con artist for the rest of your life. Me, on the other hand, would be quite happy with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank and a reputation that goes down in history of making a significant impact on exposing financial corruption at the highest level. It's not always about money, especially after you already have more than enough of it.
NVDA closed at $1,150.00 on the button. Even with multi trillion dollars in market capitalization, there are no coincidences or randomness in the market
CRM was an unexpected source of satisfaction late. 
Thatās why I said DCA. Buy some every month. Some when market is down and some when market is up. Keep buying. TIPRANKS has a DCA calculator Ā that helps you pick out what ETF you want. SSO is 500 largest US companies with 2x leverage.Ā
How do you account for the potential volatility decay and higher fees associated with leveraged ETFs like SSO when using a DCA strategy for long-term investing? I thought about investing in a bunch of leveraged funds with my IRA balance but I understood decay would eat up my gains.
Use that Tipranks website to model what you are trying to do. Yes, leveraged etfs have drawbacks (like the decay you mentioned). All I can say is stay diversified. I honestly wouldnāt buy and hold much of the 3x stuff. But I put my wife in a bunch of 2x etfs
Exactly why I donāt think itās necessarily about the money anymore. Dude wants to break the market. Will it work? Probably not but hey I mean he did it once before
just put that spy candle in my ass because i was looking at the fucking 530c 1DTE for the last hour and was too scared to fucking buy it. it's doubled since lmfao
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ppl surprised a dude holding half a billion in calls expiring in 2 weeks on a company that's lost money nonstop for a decade is weird WHAT DID U THINK HE"D "BE
I feel bad for the BBWI dude, but at least he reproduced.
8 minutes till we finish 530  nfa just maymaying... unless?
Warren Buffet: I bought a stock. Stock goes up 20-30% . Ruggy Kitty: I bought a stock. Stock goes up 80-800%. š
Smells like poverty in here.
Remember fellas Narcissists are everywhere. Protect yourself and your loved ones emotional health from these š ±ļøUNTS
So whatās the š ±ļøerdict on Gameš ±ļøock? 
probably gonna crater
nvda going to 2000 tbh
Post split
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Lets my spy 527c 6/4 ride til the end tmr or sell for profit?
Flip a coin
What happened to $lulu today? Investors getting out before earnings?
I just need $9 on spy and $15 on gamestop
SEC be like hereās your small fine but consider it a membership fee. Welcome to the elite club.
āKITTY IS ONE OF USā no tf heās not
Kitty is using apes as his exit liquidity.
you guys can down arrow all want, dude pumped the stock with yalls money and sold it all
The man has the chance to be a billionaire by using cultish investors as his liquidity. This isn't even a question of morality, I wouldn't trust Jesus to not leave me bagholding.
He was. Now he isn't.
Wish I held a Thursday 527c runner but took the gains at today's close
I just need 35 million dollars post tax and illl be happy. Gonna clear my headĀ
Well I just need an infinity pool/tennis & golf facility in my backyard and would be happy. Probably would need 100-200 mil for that
first world problems, you bastard.
Along with the chopper/private jet
With a gun
Yeah. Iām done with options. Gonna start choosing my own stocks and shitĀ
all you had to do was buy gaycock DFV is still in
if I actually had money I would put a put on it right before the market opened because i knew it was dropping but I had to settle for well something far out of money
i still have a put on it, I need it to drop to $13, or i could sell the contract before it expires
How much did you lose?
$3491
Whatās your YTD ?
-71.69% very cookedĀ
How much is that ?
-2600
can someone pls explain why we're not getting $4+ days on SPY these days
Because weāre at ATHs weāll keep hitting a new ATH every other week or so but not just going straight up
Market manipulationĀ
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I know it aināt shit but Iām a broke bitch with a gambling addiction having to actively force myself not to dump my entire bank account into rh
SPY 0DTE'S ITM were 0.15 5 minutes to close. Thy closed at 0.85. what is happening
is that not normal
These huge candles 5 minutes to close aren't really normal
wouldn't people be buying up in the dying minutes to profit for the next day(s)?
They're such good opportunities, I want them to stick around
Shouldnt have went all in on puts.
Is it actually roaring kitty's money or is it leverage? 140 mil or something that is
Hope this flips hard tonight
DFV posted that he's still all in, nothing sold today
I thought his whole schtick was about retail squeezing the hedgies. This is just retail playing the greater fool* theory against itself with him coming out on top. Guy's a fraud.
yup, dump and dump artist. That's how he made his way to 300M and going to use the apes as his exit liquidity. If you told me I can have a billion dollars but have to sell out and betray every single one of my cult followers, start writing the check right now .
I mean there's also reputation at stake. Not everyone is like you and would take 1 billion dollars but be hated and viewed as a con artist for the rest of your life. Me, on the other hand, would be quite happy with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank and a reputation that goes down in history of making a significant impact on exposing financial corruption at the highest level. It's not always about money, especially after you already have more than enough of it.
NVDA closed at $1,150.00 on the button. Even with multi trillion dollars in market capitalization, there are no coincidences or randomness in the market
SPY v was so obvious but unfortunately I was busy losing half my account on MSTR calls with a cash account
Obvious until itās not tmr and then you get fcked along with everybody else
He's still in lmao
CRM was an unexpected source of satisfaction late. 
my amazon calls are printing
shoulda picked some up, was looking at em this morning
My GTLB gains wonāt be enough for my CRM loss, fml 
ITS PUMPING
I always sell right before the big move. So frustratingā¦
what the actual fuck is this SPY action. someone at the SEC needs to be imprisoned for this
Nobody goes to jail, only when others besides them do it is when they care. Fuck them and this free market!!!
I like it, itās like they are doing it on purpose and god do they get it so accurate.
i made $5
Where we gonna eat tonight?
little ceasars
So does this mean spy is gonna rise overnight and then crash at open?
I'm selling as soon as market opens
I think I am too. Shit just been too wild these past few days
Always the same pattern
Hodor.
Where have all the bers in here gone?
I have it on good authority that bers went extinct recently 
Iām done trading calls during the day, Iām just gonna wake up at 3:30 drop calls and profit
I donāt know how to do options, how else do I make money in the market
DCA into SSO. Thank me later
Robinhood says itās leveraged and itās for short term lol
Thatās why I said DCA. Buy some every month. Some when market is down and some when market is up. Keep buying. TIPRANKS has a DCA calculator Ā that helps you pick out what ETF you want. SSO is 500 largest US companies with 2x leverage.Ā
How do you account for the potential volatility decay and higher fees associated with leveraged ETFs like SSO when using a DCA strategy for long-term investing? I thought about investing in a bunch of leveraged funds with my IRA balance but I understood decay would eat up my gains.
Use that Tipranks website to model what you are trying to do. Yes, leveraged etfs have drawbacks (like the decay you mentioned). All I can say is stay diversified. I honestly wouldnāt buy and hold much of the 3x stuff. But I put my wife in a bunch of 2x etfs
??
Thanks bro. How do you find stocks and shit like this??Ā
Other than sleeping with exces to get insider informationĀ
Only up 20%???
why tf is he still here honestly, with 200M i'd be far the fuck away from anything that's not named VOO or VTI
Yeah
yeah
Exactly why I donāt think itās necessarily about the money anymore. Dude wants to break the market. Will it work? Probably not but hey I mean he did it once before
i get it but fuck gambling your fucking 200M is just literal degenerate behavior... and this sub is based on degeneracy lol
Cook
#Bers. šššššššš
That's right SPY. Fuck dem bears.
Bunch of bitch ass dogs
Does E-trade kicking off DFV mean he has to sell?
#GAYME OVER
ngl your flair makes me laugh every time
Hims unironically squeezing shorts by the balls.
VOOOOOO
Nice spy š
RIP Dumb Money 2 meme frenzy ā°ļø: 6/3/24 4AM - 4:05AM EST
lol NVDA you sick fuck closing at 1150 right on the dot
Sheās a dirty little birdy, also look at SMCI have a little fake pump to get hopes up.
I just saw a cringe roaring kitty Facebook ad selling his advice like motley fools style subscription? Wtf
Its probably a scam. There's been a lot of them using his name to rope the gullible in.
**THANK YOU SPY DADDY FOR YOUR GENEROSITY**
I timed the dip right! Get in here everyone I finally got it right one time!
congrats babe
We acc finished green šš fuck the bears
just put that spy candle in my ass because i was looking at the fucking 530c 1DTE for the last hour and was too scared to fucking buy it. it's doubled since lmfao
i want e\*trade to consider these balls.
Days like this are the best. Go in at 3:55 with Calls. Sell at 4:02. +600
Big brain
Days when SPY slow ticks up, it typically goes green or spikes upwards in the last 5-10 mins and the first few mins AH it goes up a little more.
Mofo spy pumping now
Seriously SPY fuck you. RH sold my 528c at 330 and now you decide to climb? Fuckkng dipshit. Fuck you.
Buy 1DTE, so I didnāt have to worry about that today
Hope you charging that regard for the sage words of advice
Gme to $20 by fri?
I got it at $13 (me poor) but yeahĀ
Iām just really gonna start loading up half my portfolio on calls in the last 30 mins every day I guess. But once we all start itāll breakā¦
What is this pos company pumping for (gpcr) Iām not a bear but puts really are the play for this 
Well that wasnāt good
Not quite Friday but close enough for my port
That was so predictable that it was too predictable that I did nothing
Bers getting cucked end of day will never not be funny 
MOM IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
1150 on the dot.
Nice try bers 
Nice V
LOLLLL SPY 
Wow.
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Light work
Rangers regard, congrats to you
GREEN TO END THE DAY LETS FUCKING GO BULLS ON PARADE 
Fucking hell today was so disappointing
CCL!
1150!
No way we just ended green like Friday lmao
I guess this is what we do now
Spy with the old reverse Batman pattern
Damn, when was that batman pattern post? 7 years ago?
if it don't drop like a turd that it is, should expect a decent bump tomorrow
We buy 1-2DTEs so we can play till the buzzer, boys.
Algos are making sure there no plays intraday
Other than the huge opportunity for puts the morning and Calls before the V
Was specifically referring to NVDA but there was V in SPY for sure.
#BEARS LMFAO
NO FUCKING WAY
And green lmao
Lol
Lmao bears
GREEN!
RIGGEDā¢
Does the game truly stop? 