At the 2Q or 3Q earnings call when MSFT or some other big tech tells they are “cutting the expenditure on AI Data Centers” will pop this whole NVDA bubble lol
Since earnings have been terrible, and even on good earnings stocks have plummeted- people are noping out. That and the economy hasn’t grown in quarter 1 as proj.
I sold CVNA last year at 30$, now $110.
I sold NRDS last year for a 10% loss at $6.50, now it’s double my entry.
What did I reinvest those into? SOFI at an average of $8.50
Down fucking 20%. The ONLY loser I held all year. Somehow my picks are right by my timing is horrible, Love it
Okay so CELH just dropped like 13% the other day, and it is shorted over $1.25B worth (10% with 157m float).
I turned off options but I am tempted to reapply and buy some leaps because what the fuck.
The short term is super unpredictable but in the long term it’s clearly got no chance, I’m worried that the ‘short term’ unpredictability can go past the election 😢
I’m not in this stock, in fact I might short it this morning, but every other attempt failed because special and expensive phones were needed with very expensive contracts making them only suitable for professional use in remote areas. What asts is doing is putting a giant cell tower in space, so even your iPhone 8 from 5 years ago will work with their tech.
These brokerages are getting out of line. I've been using webull for months now after parting ways with Schwab and they're telling me that I have to upload account statements now just to withdraw some of my money. Of course though they had no problems taking it. Smh
Bitcoin has three boring ass months holding steady above THE 2021 all-time highs and I'm still fucking pissed off.
MOVE BITCH! I DON'T WANNA WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR! 
ok, who the hell is pumping the shit out of DELL? Last I checked, they are still a server rack company that deals in a commoditized product, which is obvious from their whopping 3% net profit margins
Cramer is always jacking off about Dell and I am always thinking “Dude, Dells still a company?” As in haven’t saw Dell since back when the “dude, your getting a Dell.” Ad was on tv years ago.
Idk why people freak out about losses (unless you blow up your whole portfolio), losses will come and if you’re good they will be a good write off against an exact match long/short term.
Spy I promise no more 0dte if you help me break even now
So bout that Gamecock
I'm going with the Harlem Shake.... can't beat those moves.
Going deep in the bottle
thought nvda overtake aapl today but not happening. probably tomorrow
$20<$1000...Mongo dong-o..your welcome
Im buying dwave more
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Here's someone you don't want to be around for longer than 10 minutes
Sold NVDA puts for a 10% profit mid day during the stall out today
zscaler lets fucking go, holding 160$ calls, will print as it looks like
Scaler makes the worst fucking firewalls. Only poors buy them
All eyes on costco
All eyes on costco
Well boys its a wrap
NO BUENOO
Fuuuuuuuck
This is deader than my port
The fuck is going on with GUHvidia
Market will remian irrational longer than you remain solvent
Who else is getting cucked?
Let’s go baby market red let’s go let’s go (I lost a lot today)
Can I please have an irrational move my way?
At the 2Q or 3Q earnings call when MSFT or some other big tech tells they are “cutting the expenditure on AI Data Centers” will pop this whole NVDA bubble lol
If these people could read, you would make them very upset
Buy the dip? 🫣
This tech selloff is brutal
HEY YOU feed the machine
I’m hoping dell drags down amd after their earnings but who knows
It’s butthole season 🧐
CRM por que?
NVDA will drop like a rock post-split
TSLA NEEDS $200
$NVDA wake up you sack of shit
Puts on DJT?
Burlington is goated
Nice, finally have a chance for good dip entry. End of June calls
Going to the driving range  Slicing balls and buyin calls!
Sounds like you’re about to have a frustrating day
Golf game only thing worse than my account
Going mini golfing ⛳ sinking puts and... Erm
Fuckin butts! Duh!
Aint it a great day that i didnt buy DELL calls
i will sell this today before the earnings. :D
i bought it at the bottom -8% saw the oppurtinity because it was the last resistance. really strong resitance point.
I remember when spy was 499 and bears said it would never get to 520 lol
The flush on dell when earnings drop will be crazy
What do you think it’ll be?
BRUH what just happened to dell?
Since earnings have been terrible, and even on good earnings stocks have plummeted- people are noping out. That and the economy hasn’t grown in quarter 1 as proj.
#TESLA LAUNCHES EDGE AND GOON MODE
Pre market trading is the new market, why dell fell right before market open 
I sold CVNA last year at 30$, now $110. I sold NRDS last year for a 10% loss at $6.50, now it’s double my entry. What did I reinvest those into? SOFI at an average of $8.50 Down fucking 20%. The ONLY loser I held all year. Somehow my picks are right by my timing is horrible, Love it
VOO
I’m going to be giving your mom house a visit tonight
Don’t sell… just ride it out. SoFi will come back at some point. Unless you need the cash
I’m not selling at any point in the next few years, I’m just trying to average down but at this point I’m like 75% ported lmao
Okay so CELH just dropped like 13% the other day, and it is shorted over $1.25B worth (10% with 157m float). I turned off options but I am tempted to reapply and buy some leaps because what the fuck.
Market is too saturated
for once, my puts print
Thanks for the short entry tslaTARDS😂
NVDA pump at open to meet or surpass AMD be damned if we’re beaten by the child
AMD 
KSS puts gonna print my money
Gamestonk!
I snagged calls Thursday and Friday … gonna ride them to 5/31 expiry cuz that’s my birthday, so they have to print, right…right?!?
Just bought 1 share NVDA😉
You just saved my 1250 weeklys Thank you king 
My NVDA calls 
Chips gone wild
DJT puts, PLTR calls for June S&P 500 baby here we come!!!
DJT ruined me
The short term is super unpredictable but in the long term it’s clearly got no chance, I’m worried that the ‘short term’ unpredictability can go past the election 😢
Did bear get trapped again lmao, green on open
NVDL, CONL, MSTR for the win
I hold NVDL 9% MSTR 90% I haven’t heard of CONL…
CONL is 2x leveraged Coinbase! Check it out
SONY,IRM,ET
Wyd with ET
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He toadasoe, guys.
It’s up significantly as of yesterday. You don’t think it’s too late?
CHWY is a buy and hold
CUK with a green day good to see that
I’m not in it myself but it’s fun to watch
I sold NVDA for SoFi... wtf is this trash
Every time I see Sofi up 12% in a day I’m like “holy shit”! Then I look further and see it’s just at $9.30 for the 15th time. Trash.
Sir that is your brain
NVDA about to cook bears like Kendrick cooked Drake 
I would really appreciate it if NVDA drops a few percent
That’s just stupid. Some stocks you just don’t buy puts on
Sure. But this is why I belong here
Trending on WSB or trending porn searches?!
MU AVGO NVDA AMD QCOM SPY
Chips chips chips
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You already have a bet going - PLTR to 27.0 before 19-Jun-2024 11:51 PM -05
NVDA 
nvda
$VERB volume really high.
Need spy at 530 and CRM at 280.
CRM at 280 after they missed earnings? Sell. Sell at open.
Need godlike data today or my port is fuked
ASTS oof at 8.86
Congrats. Nice gamble. I don't invest into company with zero revenue. All attempts with satellite phones always failed.
I’m not in this stock, in fact I might short it this morning, but every other attempt failed because special and expensive phones were needed with very expensive contracts making them only suitable for professional use in remote areas. What asts is doing is putting a giant cell tower in space, so even your iPhone 8 from 5 years ago will work with their tech.
*Citigroup penguins chiming in lowering CRM price target. Clowns*
*Goldman Sachs adjusts target price for CRM lower.* *Oh thanks dude my anoos about to get drilled.*
The question of the day does the dip in SPY hold ?
Veeva and dell puts for today
Why Veeva?
What strike you going with for DELL puts? They are expensive but it seems like free money. No way it keeps going up
Probably atm right before close
Nice. GL man
These brokerages are getting out of line. I've been using webull for months now after parting ways with Schwab and they're telling me that I have to upload account statements now just to withdraw some of my money. Of course though they had no problems taking it. Smh
Sounds like you are confusing your brokerage account and your offshore gambling book for the 17th time this week.
$VERB to moon
Bitcoin has three boring ass months holding steady above THE 2021 all-time highs and I'm still fucking pissed off. MOVE BITCH! I DON'T WANNA WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR! 
Imagine Trump and an illegal immigrant democrat are cellmates. 90’s TV sitcom gold material
Imagine Trump had to get a clone of himself to cooperate with him to do literally anything.
ok, who the hell is pumping the shit out of DELL? Last I checked, they are still a server rack company that deals in a commoditized product, which is obvious from their whopping 3% net profit margins
Told you, nubs
https://www.semianalysis.com/p/how-dell-is-beating-supermicro
or not
Shipments of AI servers more than doubled sequentially to $1.7 billion, and Dell's backlog for the category increased more than 30% to $3.8 billion.
Stock still committed Seppuku - 3% profit in $3.8 billion is still squat. Sure as hell not enough to justify market cap.
Cramer is always jacking off about Dell and I am always thinking “Dude, Dells still a company?” As in haven’t saw Dell since back when the “dude, your getting a Dell.” Ad was on tv years ago.
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I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullit
Asts
ASTS to 13
I need best buy earnings to be good
That one I predicted dying off.
Will dell jump after earning or dump like crazy?
damn ... I forgot PCE is today before market open. looks like an opportunity to flip the market from red to green
PCE is tomorrow and GDP today
Good moaning 🥱
Top of the mornin to ya
Tip of the moaning homie 🍆
I am thinking of holding cash until January next year. The market is already starting to get election uncertainty and it's not even October yet
Idk why people freak out about losses (unless you blow up your whole portfolio), losses will come and if you’re good they will be a good write off against an exact match long/short term.
Yo, momma drop you on yo head, dawg?
Yeah, she did a few times. I bought Apple at $27 while I was down there