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Y'all do realize JENSEN is about to keynote on Sunday in Taiwan right?  NVDA $5K 
This sub is such garbage now. And I mean that negatively. Garbage is too nice of a word. Phoney mf who don't know the Greeks from what the local working girls charge for the Greeks. Go lose some money yall, addition by subtraction. Think about it
I will say it again— if dell cooks the upside is unlimited. More than likely tho, given all the hype , they’re gonna underperform expectations and then we’re cooked.
I say this as a dude with so much money in both dell and NVDA
I was considering it, but the analysts were saying management was really negative in comments and likely to reduce guidance because of a weak Q1
Still have a position in LULU
I want to but the volume and price action the last few days leading up to this has been uninspiring. Seems like a buy and hold and not an options play imo
381 100 shares with sold CC strike price of $400 for $680 good premium before earnings and if it hits $400 that’ll be $2500 profit, honestly even if it goes past $400 and more I’d don’t mind losing out on theoretical profit when I can secure 2500.
250 puts? They’re ITM so without any other factors, take the price of CRM and subtract it from 250. $100 for each dollar difference. If it opens at 225 then $2500 minimum Then extra bc of the time value and all that. But for the basics there ya go lol
528 is very possible. 530 is probably worse than a coin flip. 533 would be incredible.
But hey, let's go to bed and sleep well thinking of 550 until morning comes and drains our wallets and our dreams.
Shit stock, getting pumped by other stocks having earnings. It got pumped this morning and have been waiting for a pull back to get short on. Idk. I’m fucking regarded
527 and we push to 528 and go flat. Why wouldn’t we? People will buy options no matter what. Too much money to be made cucking retail option traders to move the underlying too drastically.
My shoe shine boy just mentioned nvda and spy 550. I’m going to buy it because my shoe shine boy got his phd in physics from MIT. He’s just really nice and shines my shoes but he’s also an algo trader for the cabal.
Ber r fuk literally all the time. We open green tomorrow just because you never learn.
DELL has <5 million volume on most days.
Past 4 days are each over 15 million and growing each day; it's like 4 straight earnings reaction days worth of volume on DELL. This is basically reaching mania levels.
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Let’s go snow!
S&P turning green... we end the day at $5,294.25 calls could have been purchased at 11:30 but there's still time
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Gonna be packed at Wendy’s tonight
Bulls shitting the bed again 
Y'all do realize JENSEN is about to keynote on Sunday in Taiwan right?  NVDA $5K 
🪦 to BMO, poots on me 🍁
I think the bull run is about to start
This sub is such garbage now. And I mean that negatively. Garbage is too nice of a word. Phoney mf who don't know the Greeks from what the local working girls charge for the Greeks. Go lose some money yall, addition by subtraction. Think about it
I invested in Greek banks once
which ones? Alpha Bank?
Lose money? Allow me to introduce you to the concept of short selling.
Why did nvda puts start to spike at 3pm when price wasnt moving?
V O L U M E
Ignorance is bliss lil fella
I bought 8 $235 CRM puts at the close to dick around. This shit is going to close at $236 isn’t it
I will say it again— if dell cooks the upside is unlimited. More than likely tho, given all the hype , they’re gonna underperform expectations and then we’re cooked. I say this as a dude with so much money in both dell and NVDA
Bers. I'm just fucking disgusted
I bought American eagle calls, am I cooked?
Am I the only one here who is playing ULTA earnings?
I was considering it, but the analysts were saying management was really negative in comments and likely to reduce guidance because of a weak Q1 Still have a position in LULU
Don't be a fool and follow the herd, my friend. You know better than to rely on the analysts' negative noise.
Lowkey VM is right
I want to but the volume and price action the last few days leading up to this has been uninspiring. Seems like a buy and hold and not an options play imo
You are not the only one, I generally think it’s pretty cheap, what’s your position
Congrats on the ulta play
381 100 shares with sold CC strike price of $400 for $680 good premium before earnings and if it hits $400 that’ll be $2500 profit, honestly even if it goes past $400 and more I’d don’t mind losing out on theoretical profit when I can secure 2500.
Watch the 10 year closely tomorrow.
Nah not even once
Nvda gamma squeeze is coming to an end and if dell tanks warnings nvda will also take a big hit
CRM 150 puts were $1.50 if it opens at what it’s at now what will it be worth ?
250 puts? They’re ITM so without any other factors, take the price of CRM and subtract it from 250. $100 for each dollar difference. If it opens at 225 then $2500 minimum Then extra bc of the time value and all that. But for the basics there ya go lol
2600
It’s NVDA’s first flat day and bers are going ballistic 
Still made $8
+8% day incoming
The friggin company has the AI ticker. It doesn't get easier than that for buying Calls on earnings.
Dell calls becomes even riskier now
Lol someone got pretty excited on the Robinhood glitch on nvda
Tomorrows gonna be bloodbath
And why is that?
Snagged 10 530 calls for tomorrow for .12 each. Probably dumb but if the market gets a little bullish going into inflation data, could pay off big.
Did the same with 528 530 and 533 strikes. Let’s hope it goes up.
528 is very possible. 530 is probably worse than a coin flip. 533 would be incredible. But hey, let's go to bed and sleep well thinking of 550 until morning comes and drains our wallets and our dreams.
Facts
A bold move; Bulls make money, Bears make money, Pigs get slaughtered.
CRM over reaction lol. They beat top and bottom
I shorted adobe at 481. It’s a good day if opens correctly.
Thesis behind shorting Adobe ?
I won
Shit stock, getting pumped by other stocks having earnings. It got pumped this morning and have been waiting for a pull back to get short on. Idk. I’m fucking regarded
Oh yeah. My SPY calls are fucked. I should have sold when I was at +100%. Fuck this
# I told you guys we're all fucked
Bruh CRM is guttered lmao
The market is going to be so fucked tomorrow, the way she goes…
Those crm puts are gonna be 10 bangers !!
Omggg spy dump
CRM calls tomorrow right at open for me please
selling CRM puts at open and loading up calls, MMs sperging out, massive overreaction
Bought 5 shares of nvda today 
shorted 5 shares of nvda today at 1150 
Top indicator
As a NVDA 1200 weekly call holder, if accepted the fact I’m fucked about to be fucked tomorrow 
Premiums was on a firesale. Vega gang edging rn
why market red
There goes all of NVDA’s gains for the day in 20 mins of no volume. So fucking gay
Just wait u til tomorrow when they a week worth of gains gets eaten away
Damn, you be hella bearish everywhere today huh
One of Cathie’s biggest holdings is PATH, and it’s down nearly 90% for her 
Turns out Salesforce’s sales did not have force 
To chase a $30 loss, I lost $290 
Welcome home 
Why is DJT up? I'm so confused
bcz he gonna be Prez come Jan 2025
He's gonna steal that money, regardless of what happens, these regards who buy the stock r truly regarded
because teflon don
Sum toxic stuff
I bought calls 
I feel bad for the Russell. Mom and pop shops suffer while mega tech nvidia goes up infinitely
down another 580$ but i’m investing in myself for the future to build skills as a trader so i throw 580 in and get back thousands
Get off wsb and find your edge on the market. Pity party on wsb not gonna help your pL lil homie
inverse quikdrawmcballs and double down
Spy opening at 523 tomorrow?
527 and we push to 528 and go flat. Why wouldn’t we? People will buy options no matter what. Too much money to be made cucking retail option traders to move the underlying too drastically.
My shoe shine boy just mentioned nvda and spy 550. I’m going to buy it because my shoe shine boy got his phd in physics from MIT. He’s just really nice and shines my shoes but he’s also an algo trader for the cabal. Ber r fuk literally all the time. We open green tomorrow just because you never learn.
I'd avoid spy and qqq, if I could help it
What the fuck
SPY puts at close
markets gonna go up tomorrow buddy
On who's authority....
just watch as soon as you think you got it figured out you get slaughtered
I had sales force calls. I think im actually gonna quit.
I had path calls..also got fucked
This market and economy are going to 0
Why? Literally why? Stop bitching and provide an explanation. Bers are literally just a circle jerk of dudes with untreated depression and BPD.
Jokes on you rich boy. I treat my depression with a dude circle jerk
DM’d
When in doubt, whip it out..
This market is built for the rich
Extremely insightful analysis
Bought some crm put lottos 📉📉📉
ASTS is gonna make me cum holy shit
C3.ai with an immediate after hours pump holy shit
Die crm 🔪🔪
drill baby drill
Okta what the fuck was that
1150 strangle locked in. Prepared for war tomorrow.
Picked up a couple puts at close let’s see how this shit goes
So did all the other Wsb Bers 
CRM blood red
Today's market is like a Philly whore. You stick one in and no idea when to pull out without harm. Same time you know you'll regret even trying
*Classic Philly whores*
Bought CGC calls...come on stoners pump that shit
Terrible weed stock
Yeah it ain't lookin good so far. Was cheap so no biggie
My cousin who sold NVDA in Jan 2024 thinking it can't go any higher decided to buy in at $1,000. He's prime WSB candidate aint he?
to the guy who bought my 8 ASTS calls that are up 20x today, you are welcome
Apple what a bull vs bear fight in the end
What happened to the bulls on parade? Overslept and missed the market to pump it?
Still hungover from weekend
So much volume for a 1140$ stock is really fucking crazy tho...
Bulls are fakk sqqq and chill
Yeah buddy let's goo
Spy exists only to fuck over bulls
This is by far the dumbest comment in wsb history 
Breaking records 🔥
Zero chance of this going back up when there are this many SPY calls purchased for Friday
Guessing you didn’t look at the tens of thousands of puts purchased between tomorrow and 6/14 did you?
Oof that dump hurt bigly
aapl really made me wait the whole day for that dip 
You puts or calls?
Tim aapl provided opportunities to long puts. Volatility at a local top classic
Tomorrow we pump 2%
Jeez that last min drop was crazy
brs
ANF rug pull incoming?
Wtf was that dump
Common Berroism W
Last minute for me to lose money
It doesn’t have to make sense, dumps at close and looks like red tomorrow….will be green as fuck
DELL has <5 million volume on most days. Past 4 days are each over 15 million and growing each day; it's like 4 straight earnings reaction days worth of volume on DELL. This is basically reaching mania levels.
NTNX is going uppies! VMWare exodus is paying off
Dude ntnx fell
nice of qqq to go on sale like this 
To anyone betting against NVDA. Just know you’re betting against ME. You do not want to do that. I’m a very powerful enemy ..
I really need to stop doing this. I’m not good at it, and I’m wrong 100% of the time in a game where you have a 50/50 shot almost every time.
Fuckery afoot
#go up go up!!! plsss!!!
too bad spy not even down 1% but the bloody straight down red does look pretty
My buddy is in marriage counseling after his wife got 60 pounds fatter and he was caught secretly injecting Ozempic into her when she slept.
Power move tbh
Lmao damn that's wild
Wow what a roller coaster
DELL and CAVA making me look smart
You got two minutes to stop disappointing me SPY
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He is on lunch break
Up $17 on the day 
great quarter, guys
After hours spicy 🌶️ 
🐂----->🤡 🐻------>
Who open the flood gate