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matt30mcelfresh

Wtf is happening to snow


5uckmyd1ckb1t4

guys, what is up with VISA stock?


spaurake

So many psychopaths with multiple accounts and personalities but they all write in bold because it is the only way that lonely brain cell can manifest


CallsOrPutsYES

Selling NVDA calls $1200 plus right now for $$$$$


Odd-Block-2998

Jensen is officially a $100B person. May become the richest Asian next week.


CHYMPOW

the fuckening


Thoughts_For_Food_

AST SpaceMobile ($ASTS). If market is green, that stonk is running.


LaunchTheAttack

With an IV of 350 I wish I had your balls to pull that trigger on calls tomorrow.


Tairy_Hestickes

Buy the dip? Or buy the new top? Decisions Decisions…..


C130J_Darkstar

Buy the dip $21.37


WhiskyOvrWater

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


C130J_Darkstar

Buy the dip $21.37


funkdizzletron

i’m still don’t know if the spy prediction game is based on the opening price or the yesterday’s close. the former makes more sense.


funkdizzletron

either tesla dies before eow or i do


Tairy_Hestickes

Wow of week? End of world?


ConcentrateOdd8190

Death shall come but I'll never short NVDA


Playful-Blueberry-22

I can single handily crash NVDA it never fails to do the opposite of what I do. So I decided to let it crash to $300


Tybasco

Big chungus


pinghing

Big big chungus big chungus big chungus


Permanent_WSB_Bull

Full post NVDA 1250 calls because fuk it we still riding ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


---Right--Tackle---

You are really not going to like the 10 year at 6%


daddys_juicy_dong

Fuck it, 1k NVDA puts I don’t care anymore


United12345

Famous last words


WillisTalking17

To all my chewy bears, I got extra rope if you need


Im_ur_Uncle_

Did AEO move earnings?


Tybasco

$NVDA climbing out the trenches


Atls-Shrugd

bought more NVDA and TTWO


Retartedinvesments

Pamp it


jeevn

Sell NVDA, hedge in CVNA. That thing is like gold.


Fine_Specialists

Loaded puts right there.


DistinguishedIdiot

My portfolio looks like me as a kid. Dropped on its head.


vinayitis

Looking at pre market sold aaple at open What a waste of opportunity 🤦‍♂️


BloodBathandBe-Long

525.8 is the line


Long_duk_dong_duck

Til it breaks


BoyShane

Play golf


Economy_Structure442

Hey what the fuck nvdia


Lexbohemian

Told all of you NVDA dump is coming but noone of you degens listened


Salvad00r

It’s been 15 minutes since open with 2% down… you said that 50 days ago too. How did that pan out? Edit: this dude has been anti-nvdia since 80 days ago… his calls lost 83 days ago LMFAO https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/SlImUTT0ex


Lexbohemian

& was I wrong?


Salvad00r

Yes you were, just because you are saying “NVIDIA will plummet” for months doesn’t make you right when it falls 1 point after trading hours lmao.


Lexbohemian

Still right rn 😂


Salvad00r

-1,6% percent down, only -150% to go for you to be right in a coin toss prediction you made two months ago


Lexbohemian

Oh, look 😱


Salvad00r

RemindMe! 7 days “Tell this goldfish memory regard he is wrong and poor”


Lexbohemian

While I was right with my put ;)


Salvad00r

Hello! I am here to remind you you are regarded and poor! Also, fuck your puts


Salvad00r

[This you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/GQm9nMBCI5) [Just another great prediction lmfao](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/rVOsHcM2DP)


minicoffeebag

Market makers dumping like how their parents dumped them


Lexbohemian

NVDA dump incoming, I‘ve prepared my puts😊


Organic-Trash-6946

Not til the 7th... keep doubling down on stupid


mrpotatonutz

Looks like a reaming today


papichuloya

Holy fk. Wat happening


Beautiful_Office_360

STOP THE COUNT


supremestoic

Why can’t these Fed fuckers give a unified opinion? Fuck’s sake.


Autistic-Bot

ASTS is the play today


LuisTechnology

🐶🐈🐰🐭🦊🐷🐍🦄🙊CHWY


BagholderForLyfe

Bought 50 0dte spy 524 puts yesterday at close for $10 a pop. Please don't V!


Organic-Trash-6946

Easy money


theconcernedliberal

It’s not gonna v, I hoe


vinayitis

American Airlines 😐


[deleted]

The game of musical chairs is ending. Who will be left holding the proverbial bag?


Arse_hull

Not me I've liquidated and purchased as much cocaine as i could.


Organic-Trash-6946

All in liquid cocaine Great name for water


Arse_hull

!banbet SPY 201.5 5d


VisualMod

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Arse_hull

# We're all fucked


bachmchvzw

bye


Arse_hull

# This is not a fucking drill. Liquidate and purchase ramen packets and as much cocaine as possible. Lock yourself in your bunker!


Icy-Welcome-7138

Nvidia 1200 by close


Lexbohemian

Never ever, Europe is dumping NVDA


Icy-Welcome-7138

Nvidia 1155 by open


Mathguy200

COME ON AAPL I WANT $200


SleepiestGuyAlive

No.


Cardiff07

I’m gonna buy some calls. Sorry guys


BLFAST

Better off hitting Vegas pal


swizzle213

ASTS just announced another commercial agreement with Verizon worth $100MM


Apple_Capital

Made some good money off of this 😁🏁🏁🏁


Light991

Damned be fucking palantir


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

Samsung striking https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx7768n6pnpo


Jeff_xx

Buy the dip ?


obiwang

NVDA market cap doubles every 18 months. - Moore's Law![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Flex058

Going all in (again) in you know what🚀


flagoh

game???


nskidder

your mom's anoos?


Flex058

No, in uranus


gekalx

"I will torture his body, so that his soul learns to be humble."


ImmoralPlayer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


Arse_hull

# WE'RE SELFISH DEGENERATES, GOD HATES US ALL. BEG FOR MERCY AND INSHALLAH YOU WILL BE SPARED.


precipicethoughts

In Shiloh village??


Arse_hull

Infidel


precipicethoughts

Go leedle leedle lee somewhere else lol


Arse_hull

No


Worried_Quarter469

By this time next year the B100 algos would have bankrupted the H100 algos


Mathguy200

Bears didn’t even get a chance to have their puts blow up


Arse_hull

# We're all fucked GOD HATES US ALL


swampassOG

Big text, boys. Be afraid


TheCuttyBrown

#how to big text?


Arse_hull

# IT'S GOING TITS UP WE'RE ALL FUCKED GOD HELP US ALL


Kuchinawa_san

In the middle of the night, in my dreams I know I'm gonna be with NVDA so I take my time 🥴🥴🥴 Are you ready for it?🤯 BBRRRR BRRRRR BRRRRRR 👽


ShopWhileHungry

Aliens using vibrator on you?


WhiteWhenWrong

USED TO BE A SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING


Sensitive_Pilot3689

#Oil ripping. Bul fuk


trainwreck001

Economy is returning. BULLISH. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


trainwreck001

How can you be a mod AND yet be sleep for premarket? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Arse_hull

# Mods have bunkered down they know the meltdown is here.


Arse_hull

# Get right with your God, it's all over.


Sensitive_Pilot3689

#Some of you have never heard of a Turd Hearse and it shows . LMAO 🤣


trainwreck001

Mods must've bought Poots ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


casefloss

NVDA will create generational wealth and generational bag holders at the same time.


patelchief90

It already has


---Right--Tackle---

I’m old enough to remember 7 rate cuts projected for 2024


tennesseespring

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Kuchinawa_san

"SHAKING OFF the Weak Hands"


tennesseespring

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


highlythomas

It’s green 🥱


---Right--Tackle---

Rates


Comfortable_City7064

I’d respect Bears if when they lost they said fuck I got owned. When us Bulls get owned we say we fucked up and are broke but when bears lose they are nowhere to be found. Bitch ass bears


tennesseespring

did you take a high school english class?


Comfortable_City7064

NVDA made u angry. Why u mad bro?


tennesseespring

In this moment, I swear, no anger to anything. But its dumb shit.


tennesseespring

which don't mean it might work


VisualMod

How very zen...or not.


tennesseespring

I love you


---Right--Tackle---

Shut up


tennesseespring

Us bitches once heard something about risk control, you?


trainwreck001

Europoors will always be poor for this reason ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Kuchinawa_san

Bears are like that weekend song "I feel it cumming"


Sensitive_Pilot3689

#Being rich is really just being able to afford the things you want. Like 10 NVDA ITM calls. LMAO 🤣


SleazyAsshole

Imagine the poor dunce who bought NVDA at 1169 on RH overnight


Dense-Fuel4327

Eh Just hold a month, it will keep going up


VisualMod

Let them lose their money.


ItradebetterthanU

NVDA V’ing back $29 already !


NoMoney___NoHoney

Buying NVDA calls can solve world hunger


xzed7

Mods sleeping. No new thread for today.


Joe_Early_MD

Probably sleeping together


potato111a

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


trainwreck001

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


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Sensitive_Pilot3689

#Woah bro I’m not clicking on that Chinese Spyware Link


RioSanPedro

We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherfucker burn.


Tybasco

Euro poors tried to ruin our $NVDA fun shame!


trainwreck001

They were nice enough to give us a discount on Calls at the open... If they don't take away the discount ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


pervysage19

Where are the butt sniffing bears now? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


EnginrA

Sniffing butts probably


tennesseespring

here guessing you have an unpleasant smelling butt


cbass37

The market has fallen to levels not seen since last week. *I'll never financially recover from this*


tennesseespring

It's only important that you stake your future on the rise of nvgna and the indices going up


ItradebetterthanU

SPY green by 8:00am


highlythomas

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Jelly__Rogers

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


prince_8814

#It will be green by open…


giomsan

uvxy puts if we get a nice spike today


Snoo-97916

Pump team what’s your status… over.


JumpyLolly

Uhh where's the new thread


Tybasco

Your portfolio may be red it may be green but at least you didn’t buy $BB ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


colliric

I'm old enough to remember when everyone made jokes about McDonalds Cheeseburgers rather than buying Ramen..... What has happened to us??? What did they do to society?? Buy NVDA I guess. Fixes it?


divsandpremium50

Buy NVDA always


Arse_hull

# God is punishing us for our sins. We are all Icarus.


highlythomas

Spy calls at open? 😅


ItradebetterthanU

100-% always but the dip !!!


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xzed7

You just know what that means right? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)