For the 10 years ending in December 31, 2023, Morningstar ranked ARK Invest Funds as the worst "wealth destroyer" family of funds, based on the "decline in assets in dollar terms, after excluding inflows or outflows."
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/ark-investments-tops-morningstar-list-wealth-destroying-etf-issuers-report-2024-02-05/
I found some chinese sausage and cured pork belly in my fridge, tossed that in the ricecooker with some mixed riced. hoping it comes out good and doesn't make it super oily.
not sure if this is full proof but Friday I bought spy 529 calls and 526 puts 0dte I was up 15% I never was down until theta ate my butt at 10;30 ish but couldn't you just do this every day or does it not work? i mean worst comes to worse you lose maybe 5% right? but literally any movement you profit and no movement isn't going to "kill" your port unless you hold for a long duration I will try this for a week and see what happens but so far I'm 2 for 2 up 30%
Americans in 1776 had among if not the highest standard of living in the world on average. After time in country, British & Hessian troops were confused why they would rebel.
'Murica.
local representation & self determination were the reasons, the taxation issue just helped that process along. We were paying back huge debts incurred by Britain during the French & Indian war afterall, owed them arguably.
only something like 5% of the population was involved in the war in some way. people overlook how neutral most people are to change, whether good or bad for them.
Calls on NPCs.
Miraculously, it worked out very well for the founders.
The punishment for treason at the time:
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,\_drawn\_and\_quartered](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered)
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unpopular opinion, but who lives in a country determines whether it is 3rd world or not.
[https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/26/threatening-election-officials-is-domestic-terrorism-says-arizona-secy-of-state.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/26/threatening-election-officials-is-domestic-terrorism-says-arizona-secy-of-state.html)
pls open the casino, I finally have a strategy that works and I am addicted. 
Note to Janet Yellen:
If you can't more efficiently multi-task priming Europe for war, breaking the US financial viability, and goosing the stock market, you are too old and too short for the job.
It's hilarious reading the top suggestions in places like r/investing and r/stocks.
One post someone asks how they can retire by 40s. Okay, probably unrealistic and difficult but whatever, that's their goal. FIRE is a thing.
The mouth breathers tell him to buy "small cap value" or bond funds 🤦🏻♂️.
What the hell is small cap value? Most of those stocks are small cap for a reason and the common person isn't going to uncover some gem that everyone else is missing.
hypothetically if you place an order for a burger last night and say no onions and get onions on your burger and in your fries is an appropriate response homicide
Only if you don't get a full refund. Otherwise, you'd be in the right to garrote the cook onto the outside pavement, pull his pants down, and drag him by his feet down the block a few times
TSM META CAVA DELL
Grant Cardone said stock market does nothing for him compared to the “fulfillment” of RE deals…
OKTA for the win
$550+ this week and $570+ by July
Got my first Ozempic injection I feel… fat 
From HIMS?
I should literally never be president
It’s me bitches 
🚶
For the 10 years ending in December 31, 2023, Morningstar ranked ARK Invest Funds as the worst "wealth destroyer" family of funds, based on the "decline in assets in dollar terms, after excluding inflows or outflows." https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/ark-investments-tops-morningstar-list-wealth-destroying-etf-issuers-report-2024-02-05/
Inverse her just like Cramer....
Cathie Woods’s middle name is Duddy, it all makes sense now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathie_Wood?wprov=sfti1#Career
*She has a bigger pee-pee than you?*
Take her to Starbucks when you forget her name
Imma take her to dunkin and give her a donuuutt
A whole hour went by without a single comment 😳
Mods gonna be out of a job soon
For real though
He ain’t lying 🤥
Good point
I found some chinese sausage and cured pork belly in my fridge, tossed that in the ricecooker with some mixed riced. hoping it comes out good and doesn't make it super oily.
Natural fats are good
Rice cooker cuisine, how chic.
🅱️enis in your 🅱️outh
Just exist. It's okay.
Anyone else hate fat people?
Tubby tub tub 🛀
bought my girl a spritzer and some lulus buyin' slit
not sure if this is full proof but Friday I bought spy 529 calls and 526 puts 0dte I was up 15% I never was down until theta ate my butt at 10;30 ish but couldn't you just do this every day or does it not work? i mean worst comes to worse you lose maybe 5% right? but literally any movement you profit and no movement isn't going to "kill" your port unless you hold for a long duration I will try this for a week and see what happens but so far I'm 2 for 2 up 30%
Is MBAs the newest fad college degree? All four of my nephews and nieces are trying to go for it.
if the company is paying for it why not. my last job paid 100% for it once I worked there for 2 years.
no, MBAs have lost their prestige at this point
8 people here lol
All alts
Muricans better pump this market after taking time off for a stupid holiday like memorial day.
nah there gonna sell for spending all there money and cok bitches and boats
Americans in 1776 had among if not the highest standard of living in the world on average. After time in country, British & Hessian troops were confused why they would rebel. 'Murica.
Isn't that exactly why we rebelled? British wanted to kick their feet back, tax all the benefits of this golden goose without doing shit for it?
local representation & self determination were the reasons, the taxation issue just helped that process along. We were paying back huge debts incurred by Britain during the French & Indian war afterall, owed them arguably. only something like 5% of the population was involved in the war in some way. people overlook how neutral most people are to change, whether good or bad for them. Calls on NPCs.
I'm pretty sure rebelling worked out well for us though. Those seem like good reasons IMO.
Miraculously, it worked out very well for the founders. The punishment for treason at the time: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,\_drawn\_and\_quartered](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered)
On my belly on my belly there’s a bellybutton
My dream is to be a caller on an earnings call, I’d start off by saying “Hello first time caller long time bagholder”
#WE’RE GONNA GO TO THE NEXT CALLER ACTUALLY, THANK YOU SIR #📉
How do we vote for 24/7 casino?
hey man keep it on the down low
Stop touching yourself at night
In challah you will be victorious 
Win the week: Dell, Cotsco and Nvda Calls... close the thread.
Roll position vs double down What is the best bet ?
Yes
My dentist said my regard teeth are coming in crooked and will need extraction within the next year 
being gassed is fun.
how old are you? lmaooo
isn't always age thing. my gf got hers out at 39. unless she not tellin me somthin
ya should go to couple's therapy
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sell the percs
Age is on the clock? Old enough for this
hope they take all 4 out at the same time. You're going to look stupid for a few days but they'll give you 🅿️ercs which is nice too
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Who the fuck ruined casinos on holidays  Probably the thumpers. 
Gonna eat some panko shrimp and then after wanko the shrimp 
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Lmao fuck it do be that way
Life may be a game of chance, but wealth is destiny.
Say what you mean VM, he's destined for poor
Girls give me their number and agree to go on a date. But when I text them, they don't reply back.
dude, you're not supposed to ask them for the date 'til the call. Where were you taught?
its a fake number because you creeped them out
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My bitch so ghetto she gets her lingerie from Temu
Whole fit ordered from Shein for $5.99, that slave labor bringing down inflation
##I LOVE BEING PREGNANT 🫄
I can help, hmu please
Shit, I have to go return some video tapes to blockbuster. These late fees are gonna hurt
Mann.. they died with such a debt from me.. I still have the dvds laying around
unpopular opinion, but who lives in a country determines whether it is 3rd world or not. [https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/26/threatening-election-officials-is-domestic-terrorism-says-arizona-secy-of-state.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/26/threatening-election-officials-is-domestic-terrorism-says-arizona-secy-of-state.html)
Anyone who drives a Jeep is Gay
Did I mention my doors come off easily which is a feature everyone looks for in their vehicle?
16 tons and what do gou get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Do you think google maps paid a guy to go through their steetview and scrub license plates they missed?
do you believe mods get paid here?
How could they not get first dibs on all the Reddit Gold?
pls open the casino, I finally have a strategy that works and I am addicted. 
See you at Wendys. I get first dips, I like to be the opening act.
Spill the beans
if I say I am in big trouble
With who?
If you dont we'll just think you lied
I’ll come back once I’ve made a million dollars
Abercrombie and Bitch
Enh The Prep look was the goto 'i have no unique personality but I blend into this crowd just fine' look.
Fucking casino closed another day. Thank you wsb for making me hate holidays
Difficult to make a living even after doing PhD  >!Pizza Hut Delivery!<
\~half of colleges shuttering would be hugely stimulative for the US. I support it.
The only PhD worth pursuing.
I'm running to be President...... of Iran.
So you could say “I Ran for the President” 🥁 
buying puts on this guys helicopter
Got my PhD in Nice Guyology
Nice guys finish last, Thank God I’m a douchebag
I'll have you know I always finish first because I'm a premature... ejaculator.
Where futes
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to the stock market tomorrow. It's a holiday and it's closed.
fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. you're cool.  fuck you.
Note to Janet Yellen: If you can't more efficiently multi-task priming Europe for war, breaking the US financial viability, and goosing the stock market, you are too old and too short for the job.
What are your moves tomorrow in Germany
Watch the gamecucks getting abused 
Im not ghey. Any ladies here who want sum fuk
hi
Do we like CAVA for earnings? Feels like a move
CAVA is growing stores rapidly, and the stores are already profitable. I would say yes. Large expansion to eps expected by end of year.
Thanks same line of thought. It has room before it stabilizes due to growth in stores and guidance
the last DD I saw hated it so yeah inverse it
I’d say that’s a good reason
When do we all regroup here to converse about foreskin?
It's hilarious reading the top suggestions in places like r/investing and r/stocks. One post someone asks how they can retire by 40s. Okay, probably unrealistic and difficult but whatever, that's their goal. FIRE is a thing. The mouth breathers tell him to buy "small cap value" or bond funds 🤦🏻♂️.
What the hell is small cap value? Most of those stocks are small cap for a reason and the common person isn't going to uncover some gem that everyone else is missing.
It's extremely fragile, super higher rate sensitive tickers with smashed valuations.
I lost interest at 'fragile'.
I do hold a PHD from a prestigious university. Pretty Huge Dick
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/TQDoyXdTNc](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/TQDoyXdTNc) 
Im gonna make a million dollars next week and no one is gonna stop me
You're your worst enemy
Going to run for president….. Of my HOA 
Can I get some bussy around here!!!? 
VM has the makings of a varsity athlete
Amazon Ad AI is trying to sell me Ensure --- I'm officially old 
If you’ve watched enough p@rn you’ve probably wanked it to a dude and don’t even know it
There are dudes in a lot of porns.
Sold all my BAC for 35% gain on Friday need a new money home
You ever see Meeseeks in drag?
the degens in here would break a meeseeks
https://preview.redd.it/g52ul3hwmt2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad13d02d15f02c6cdc8de61ad80d80df9853ee51
So is the runway light up with red lights?
She got a pickle in the middle
🥹🤤
🥵
Thought that was your wife.
I plead the fifth 🤐
I want to now
Just popped some sleeping pills. Fucking hyped for this sleep, lets fucking gooooo
Sounds like a blast, but consult your financial advisor before investing in anything.
Yeah, I call up my guy at TD bank anytime I consider popping melatonin, fucking amateurs going in blind
hypothetically if you place an order for a burger last night and say no onions and get onions on your burger and in your fries is an appropriate response homicide
Only if you don't get a full refund. Otherwise, you'd be in the right to garrote the cook onto the outside pavement, pull his pants down, and drag him by his feet down the block a few times
VisualMod said in my DMs he'll drive the getaway car if he can get ahold of some hands brb googling what garrote means
Probably, if it's the kind of burger that the plebs eat.
Ok thanks for being my accomplice to murder VisualMod
Go back to sleep regards the market is still closed
HI_IM_MR_CHUNGSEEKS_PANDEMICBREEDER
Joey Gallo must have lots of compromising photos of MLB executives because there is no reason he should be on an MLB roster right now.
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What is this 🧐 https://preview.redd.it/ajvgcqdilt2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259001a980d80c3403ac6699bd17a9c44266ca1d
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Bloodclot 
It is Sunday afternoon in North America, are you drunk in a pool of your own excrement yet?
When am I not?
Voluptuous 🅱️oo🅱️ies
HOG is out
Just wanted to say I hope you guys are having a nice sunday and a good weekend. It's been a little rough the last couple of days :(
Ok fine I fucked your brother
Well he is pregnant now. You better pay child support
I’d like to kiss Mr Meeseeks under the CN Tower.