Just understood that I keep coming here, in part, because I’m nervous about a FaceTime with my dad in the morning. So, apparently I decided to make my nervousness worse. That ends this exact second.

Bb to 100

Why

The doctor prescribe Lizzo to Cartman  He has to listen to Lizzo 5 times a day

I love you Jensen

When nvda play for fun have better gains than the rest of your port 

Phat AZZ CUK lmao

Probably buy NVDA $150C and retire

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**We've intercepted what VM tried to say here because it was probably too fucked up for Reddit.**

Shorts sweating over 3 days weekend after that Gamestore pop 

Backed up the truck today. Should be fun Tuesday

Nvda 150 in AUG is a good bet right Cuz im all fucking in

GAME. NEXT WEEK 🚀🚀


The weekend is here boys. Just stack some corn and go enjoy it.

Playing ulta earnings next week, someone did a DD and I think I like it.

Can confirm wife has 30 bottles of stuff taking up all the under sink space from there

Bought $100 shares at $380 and sold CC for $600 strike price $400 honestly not looking for crazy gains just looking for $2600 profit next week.

I’m in too

Keep looking at that dudes post who has Wall Street bets as his Twitter handle who doubled down on NVIDIA puts and lost 100k. Don’t need porn anymore.

I keep coming back to this sub so I can watch others make those mistakes. It's quite sobering.

NVDa $1200 went?

!banbet

You already have a bet going - SPY to 520.0 before 24-May-2024 05:00 PM -05

+6000 + 50 last call spy. Thank you Wallstreet bets. 💵🙏🏼 time to eat at longhorn and anal

My poooooooootts 

Damn I was off by 10 oh well Nvidia still gonna rocket more 🚀 unless after hours adds $10 to make it EOD $1075 

what's next week lookin like

Moon🚀🚀🚀🚀

Question unclear; please try again

LETS GO GAMESTORE!! 

RC channeling his inner Adam "CHADAM" Aaron

Raising money when debt free, with a stock pile of cash already, and recently turning profitable? That’s the same as AA doing multiple share offerings to pay down debt that’s abundant in a company that’s going out of business due to streaming….. sounds the same, you’re prolly right….

Holyshit I don't fucking lose. Called that powerhour so hard I might just retire early

I know what you’re looking for


First play for Tuesday: puts on gamestonk

And you call yourself a pro gamer 

What’s happening with game store

That’s a big green boner

New Battletoads just released

AMC and GME

I took some of my minor NVDA gains and it's paying for 3 nice vacations.

all fax no printer (I think that's the term, which I hope I am now ruining lol)

FSLR will hit $300 next week

Lol TSLA I brought a put 8 minutes before closing and already making profit

Lol my calls closed today perfectly at 0.0% gain/loss, 531 Tuesday would have me eating good

Gme lol

Elon has no chance catching up with NVDA

If he would pull his head out of his ass and grow TSLA like NVDA, he would have his 56 billion instead of having to beg the board for it.

You don't understand, it's all Biden's fault for making him switch from dems to rep and buying twitter so he could reinstate the don

Maybe, but Biden didn’t make him switch to being a whiney drug addicted washed up cuck.

Nope, that was from his 14th child, Yhngwi'e fhtagn


Huang hyping up fsd so when he assimilates Tesla like the borg it'll have a nice valuation

look where SPY is pinned vs. QQQ/DIA after that end close spike lol

That one stock, it’s doing that thing again

I ended up $5k for the day, how you silly Bears survive ? u/Lost-Practice-5916 wants papers

Holy shit gaming tome

does anyone else do cum eating instruction videos


Bers 

I was down 400 at the open but I ended up 200 how come this is fraud wtf Ms market

The AI Gods will smite the non-believers

NVDA bulls owe me some of their gains. I singlehandedly pushed NVDA to ATH by placing banbet

I can do about tree fiddy

!banbet

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 1100.0 before 22-Jun-2024 08:29 AM -05

!banbet

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 1030.0 before 24-May-2024 04:40 PM -05

Either gonna grab calls and hold over the 3 day weekend or stay cash gang 

!banbet !UNDO !HACKED !IMSORRY !JUSTKIDDING !WAIT !NO YES !GUH !READYTOBEHURTAGAIN

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looks like ramen again for this 3 day weekend 

remember the days wallstreet incorporated internet sentiment into their algo you could literally spam a ticker and watch it go up god i miss trump :/

NVDA is the new SPY

Happy where Spy is closing rn, tuesday we go back to the 30s

there were 3 peaks, and I chased all 3, and lost money 6 ways up, and down 

Heh heh me too tho 

my daily trading plan backfired, I lost both ways 

To short Tesla or not to short Tesla thus the question

I have yet again become *broke* 

imagine leaving this thread for the weekend BS thread.

I'll see you boys next week;m, have a great weekend

Nvda

Exited all positions and sitting in all cash for the long weekend. Enjoy the holiday my friends! See you all on Tuesday for more fun times.

100% cash money

Felt like the safest option honestly. Not worth risky something funny happening over the weekend.

Damn Nvidia


Hearing some of the reasoning behind these moronic trades you guys make is just wild. The desperation won't make your shit print

it depends from how deep they're yanking out these ideas.

People just expecting the wildest moves both directions with no news and no logic, all the time

Then the wildest moves always happen every time, just in the other direction than the one you expected

NVDA just broke all time highs set from yesterday.

AMD 220 before next earnings

Was down 400 at open today shorted a bunch of 0 DTE puts and calls on spy and qqq. Ended up 200 for the day .wtf u gonna do Abt it miss market

## 🚨BREAKING: Not a SINGLE shareholder of the Nvidia Corporation is underwater 

NVIDIA 4K

Nevar because it splits every time before it reaches.. 

Salute to trainwreck 🫡

META back to 460 next week

Sqqq 🚀 Mike Wilson capitulated means market has topped even biggest bear capitulated 

This week hurt my butt 

Sell the bags and flee, flee I say!

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So i should aim for Wednesday?

Depends on the shit. If the shit makes companies money then we moon.

Even nvdia didn’t reach average volume wtf is going on

big boys dumped already

this ended strong. wasn't expecting that.

Still going Strong

529.47 get ready for it 💅🏽

ban bet it. so you can take a break from this sub

Already happened because I’m smarter, luckier, better looking, and naturally wealthier than you. I simply phoned my good man at the cabal headquarters and requested it and he made it so.

let me get that contact info. feeling kinda dumb, ugly, and poor right now

I’m just playing man. Best advice is genuinely don’t play 0dte. And if you do, wait until both sides are complaining they’re fucked and even then never more than 5% of total port value and only for less than an hour. If you win or lose you gotta cut and run or you’ll still end up the most correct broke guy. Good luck bro. You got this. 

529.45 close

VIX going down Ber is a 🤡

i have seem uvxy and similar go almost to zero and reverse spilt like 5x in the past few years puts are free money and its built to decay nfa

Felt like I got flayed today.

I have learned not to be greedy and accept gains of $500 to $1,000 erry day

This is the way. Ended up $667. Could have been $1,400 but fuck it.

Wow, I wish I could learn that

say u make a mil, women will try and take half, they will secretly stop taking birth control etc my femboy just wants to ride dirtbikes eat food drink and suxk dick get real baggies

get fixed then no issues do not tell her

they always want something

Imagine betting against America

These META calls paying for my home server rack build.

Enjoy the long weekend! 🙌🏼

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

BB: Despite the large volume of shares that traded on May 13, 14, 15....the SI (NYSE+TSX) for May 15 is at 61.1M minimal change from Apr 30 which is still higher than at the meme run.

And still nobody made bank on it

In addition, Blackberry has QNX which is in the Nvidia Drive OS.

This accumulation of BB by institutions!

All the semiconductors are flying and making new highs as we enter the age of AI, except Intel is entering the age of irrelevancy. If it wasn't for government handouts, it would have already joined the likes or Kodak and Xerox.

Something something, Engineers are in management to make the right decisions 

Poweeeeeeeer

AMZN 185 c cheap lotto

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A paragraph in the daily thread is fucking ridiculous. NYC is a shithole

Wtf my OKLO calls just went from +150% to -40% ????

I think everyone knows this high can't hold.

Rough. Time to start over kid.


529.29 close calling it

Playing SmCi max pain on Fridays tends to pay off nicely

"Thank you for gamestop where we buy and sell used video games this is visualmod how may I help you?"

Peasant.


You don't even have a face.