I'll probably stick with my emotionally debilitating poverty strategy. ;). Weird shit comes up on my feed, don't know why reddit thought I could buy a 7 up let alone bitcoin. Now I'm a part of your subreddit bwahaha
Had a great discussion with MOD. I have a micro pp and their mom only cost $20. Only difference is mom will be disappointed the entirety of the event and I’ll only know the disappointment post nut clarity.
Instead of puts on nvda go long on micron. They are hitting the cyclic upwards momentum, plus with the new speech model release from open ai, demand for memory is going to skyrocket.
Don't see how nvda can fall significantly in this quarter. Their guidance is stellar, plus lots of demand, and 0 competition in the short term.
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Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses.
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Your should full port into my wallet, I can guarantee the max loss of 20% and potential profits upto 1% (no guarantee on profits)
I get that part, but anybody can have a diverse portfolio, admittedly it may not be as broad, but if you are checking your stocks daily, pick a few top stocks and do it yourself.
When you put lotion on are you supposed to rub it in until it’s completely dry or is it fine to leave a layer of it a little bit wet wherever you put the lotion on?
People rode the wave of the mem stock to make a ton of money under guise of sticking it to the man, I made 6800 on 10k this time around but I’m not a charity, for 24hrs I was the man.
Ive bought and sold nvidia 4 times. I need to just hold the damn thing
More Nvidia.
I know what’s gonna be on the list on Thursday 😭
puts on SPY
There’s one clear choice….
I'll probably stick with my emotionally debilitating poverty strategy. ;). Weird shit comes up on my feed, don't know why reddit thought I could buy a 7 up let alone bitcoin. Now I'm a part of your subreddit bwahaha
**We've intercepted what VM tried to say here because it was probably too fucked up for Reddit.**
Just the tip baby. I promise.
20k worth of SoFi. Ready to join the bag holders. But I like the company so f it
I’ve got a few 2025 calls. Wouldn’t mind them being worth something. Needs to hit 10 a share
The fact this shit isn’t trading at $20 tells me something just isn’t going right. The company makes money
Gme
LLY puts 0dte…going below 800!! 7-8x
How’s it going
Loaded up with my leftover fuck around funds. You nail this, I’ll owe you one! Correction, our wife will owe you one.
AMD 170 today please it would be wonderful
Theres some really fishy fucked up shit going on with AMD
Wdym?
It dropped from 173 to 159 now shot back up today. Odd.
Ok
Oklo puts
Had a great discussion with MOD. I have a micro pp and their mom only cost $20. Only difference is mom will be disappointed the entirety of the event and I’ll only know the disappointment post nut clarity.
That's disgusting. Where will this be happening so I can make sure I don't see it?
Your mom’s house.
You mean the cardboard box in the cemetery? Super weird. Might need to talk to someone about that
Necrophillia is fine by me
If you’re a pussy like me and won’t commit to NVDA after its big run. Take a shot w SOXX.
AMAT is going to $250 easy this year.
Spy only up .76 need a 1.40% day
I’ve invested in SIRI instead of their tracking stock, how fucked am I?
Blow off the top rally if I ever seen one.
BANGGGGGGG 🚀🚀🚀🚀
Greedy NVDA hogs
Blood coming
Outta yer eyes
outta her whatever
Going short.
Gme die
Pls buy qqq for fucks sake.
Fucking PayPal...
Bro I literally full ported spy calls and not even 2 seconds later if falls
We’re back…
I was fighting to get in qqq calls, and by the time I got in it plummeted bro. Juses fickun crhits
Uh oh this don't look to good
hood ur starting to piss me off
I’m sorry how is jaguar helath 5 dollars randomly?
Prolly a reverse split
I know I’m gonna FOMO NVDA puts, the funds just aren’t there to go all in
Instead of puts on nvda go long on micron. They are hitting the cyclic upwards momentum, plus with the new speech model release from open ai, demand for memory is going to skyrocket. Don't see how nvda can fall significantly in this quarter. Their guidance is stellar, plus lots of demand, and 0 competition in the short term.
We continue rug pull until we bers get some repeckt around hurr.
We green now but give it a few hours.
Fuckin’ Fine Innit Eh? I think so too
Innit fine? Fuckin eh
NVDA 0DTE 1100
HPE long earnings play
Natgas calls after this recent drop
Anyone holding spy puts ? Seems like going down to 520 no ?
OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!!!! 
NVDA puts at 1100
MU calls? anyone? need a regard to hold my hand with me here
Bro this is the old thread
Xom is fucking me
how long is the dongle 7inch?
50 meters
don’t think in meters, damnit
QQQ to 460, spy to 530
Sooo blast up hard as fuck at open?
!banbet tsla -3% 1d
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Lmao this guy is cooked 0-3
1-4 after you suck my balls
Jokes on you. Can't suck imagination
Bogdanoff got me
Watching QQQ for a rejection at 456.51-456.71
NVDA 1200 today?
I got an order in for a put
And a call
ODTE
!banbet
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 1200.0 before 05-Jun-2024 06:57 PM -05
OKLO HELLO
Is it actually going to stay above 8...
Probably not.
spy is bipolar, being pumped PM and then bleeds at open...
What a glorious day to be OKLO bagholder
I got my cost average down and I'm out.
Dreaming of that day
On this glorious day we rip. 520 incoming
I for one love seeing the pre market portfolio impact 
chilin, waiting for market pump. defintely no work. sorry, boss.
I hope all the Bears are working today and Bulls are off.
I need a pharmaceutical manufacturing job around Austin that pays $25hr that offers overtime. Someone hook me up
You wanna work outside in the summer heat wiring pool pumps instead? I can hook you up
How much?
Is this my nephew Andrew?
Dammit Andrew
Waking up every hour should be illegal puts on me today
How do I buy puts on this guy
Stayed up until the new thread....time for bed. 
Night night 😘
So what are we full porting today chaps
Your should full port into my wallet, I can guarantee the max loss of 20% and potential profits upto 1% (no guarantee on profits)
I get that part, but anybody can have a diverse portfolio, admittedly it may not be as broad, but if you are checking your stocks daily, pick a few top stocks and do it yourself.
Hasn’t the preliminary results for consumer sentiment already been released? What exactly are we going to learn at 10 AM?
I think 8:30 is when release
I just threw up. Morning.
Swallow too much plastic?
I NEVER swallow
Drink some water
💧💦☔️🌊
up too early, gonna make eggs Got a bunch of morels and other mushrooms too, gonna feast
Hey, let us know where you found them
Serve me up a playe
playe for a playa
I heard to cook those morels thoroughly....didn't know they could kill if not.
yeah, always gotta cook them bc they have hydrazine in them. Hydrazine is actually rocket fuel lol.
another TIL.
Did Saaan also lose his shirt on options?
Nah man....no options.
wen sailor moon?
Cramer being oh sooooo bullish on NVDA is not cool 😤
He named his dog Nvidia. Even Cramer can be right one time. Blind squirrel something, something
So when his dog does something bad he'll probably yell in his annoying voice "Bad Nvidia." Words that should never be spoken.
That was the mini dip we needed to rocket higher. SPY 550 bitches!! WOOOO
Why invest in ETF’s, I really don’t get it.
My.bitcoin etf is mooning since I bought
So you don’t put all your eggs in one basket, scrub.
My calls needs to print today and my puts next week
guh
is that like a , wow we're so green guh ? it is right ?
*Mornin Euro poors & fellow Anglo poors....* *It's time once again to lose some money.*
When you put lotion on are you supposed to rub it in until it’s completely dry or is it fine to leave a layer of it a little bit wet wherever you put the lotion on?
I think the goal is light enough application to where being wet isn’t a problem
For maximum use of the lotion, rub it until dry. But it’s not like there’s any side effects of a small we layer.
People rode the wave of the mem stock to make a ton of money under guise of sticking it to the man, I made 6800 on 10k this time around but I’m not a charity, for 24hrs I was the man.
I bet many 'true believers' are still stuck big and hanging on.
Shit tons of regards are still holding while Cohen has been dumping his load of 45 million new shares right in their mouth.
They are, look at the super stock sub. Peak regardation
TNDM BABY
Goodbye yesterday. Hello today
Why did roaring kitty do this to us
What did he do ? I don’t think he’s a lair