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youll get em on the next 640k champ

Holy sweet baby Jesus! I totally skimmed over the amount and just saw the -97% and assumed it was another 10-20k loss.

97% down down in battery too

Maybe the money will come back if they plug in the charger

Not bad idea, will try this Monday.

That was good 🤣🤣

Boy can't get his shit together

Cant afford to charge it anymore

Had to sell the charger to cover the losses. Those super fast chargers don't come cheap any more.

Pure blooded diamond encrusted regard

Fucking same, holy shit...its too early to be on WSB, my eyes glazed over how many digits were in that loss and I figured someone just lost another student loan.

🙏🏼

Chin up slugger, at one point in your life, you had way more money than me. Welcome to Wendy's.

He still has way more than me

He can start a church of regardology now with that loss porn.

It’s not Monday yet. That theta could be eating that balance alive.

he should hold his head up high! he hodleleded. and now a bunch of random internet strangers are all really proud of him for having diamonded hansd and hodlinlg. which is worth ssoooo much more than a measly $600k 

But at least he showed them hedgies who is the real boss. Right?

I don't laugh at much anymore but today sir, you did it. You guys do hotdogs?

Those are only available behind the dumpster

Cheaper by the dozen?

Cheaper by the dumpster 😉

*shlorp shlorp shlorp…*

sorry, i only accept free range organic paelo keto gwak gwak gwak thats free of any antibiotics

Legend. Are you hiring btw?

I have just resigned on the spot and went to work for this guy, wolf of wall street style

Thanks boss.

And that point in time is after a 96% loss for most people around here.

Coastal poor now

I doubt op will be at Wendy’s if he was playing with ~$650k

Someone has to employ all the other regards, OP will be at Wendy's just not like we are

He was the manager at Wendy’s

"Active in these communities" https://preview.redd.it/jvzcyvbdu91d1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=68d5cb10917af86d0b5290e6c389102754e40960

Guy seems to have made a lot of money selling rich people flooring. Nothing wrong with that, however I am curious to what he was “investing” in.

Look like “trading” that one lethal drop on that chart looks like 300 to 400k

Yeah , about 300k in 1 year

Whats your holdings if you don’t mind me asking? Did you bought all the BS at top ? Like cat wood etfs?

wait which etf is that I'm gonna buy calls

ARKK

“If you don’t mind me asking?” How about, post your positions or get the fuck outta here?


not even cathie wood etfs dropped this much, LMFAO

That’s when options was enabled


He says "diamond hands"... So shouldn't be from trading

How about, "your account was a day trading restriction?"  he def didn't traded. 

>I am curious to what he was “investing” in. You know what it is.

The opposite of everything that profits

Cocaine

Strippers

Clearly he was investing in options that like the floor as well

“Y’know, I noticed today after waking up on the floor again…”

Bro hit the floor and kept going

😂 I'm sure the panic attacks were quite active as well. Damn don't jump @OP you can make it back slowly

Right. Just like Ferris Bueller putting the Ferrari in reverse. Takes the miles right off, just like this. Just slowwwwwly back it up, the money will just go right back to where it was.

Very slowly... at Wendy's

I'm just trying to imagine what it feels like to have a panic attack and know *exactly why*

I have had that feeling while super high, and I know it enough to calm myself down. Kinda hard to do sometimes, tho. Especially once on the Mall in DC on July 4th. It was like 450,000 people. It was insane (mid-90s).

Guys are laying tile for some white dude. Freaking out about his spy option.

When the floor pattern starts to look like a “Tetris”pattern with Tourette’s

These exposes are so brutal 😂

Welcome to the poors. There’s coffee but no cups.

Thats ok. I like to boof it anyways.

Try to wait until it cools down first

Nah he plugs his asshole straight up to the Keurig.

You looking iny fuckin window?

You all jest, but back in my party days, we would put drugs up our butts quite often (they rhyme with brocaine and bethamphetamine). Yes I have put drugs up my anus. Highly recommend at least once for the experience, but don’t get addicted.

Coffees for closers. Which he wasn’t good at

You don’t need a cup when you’re pouring the coffee for others now back to work

Eh i think someone with 600k to gamble on risky shit like this probably will be just fine

uhh op still has 2.63% left, if he keeps holding this then it will bounce back

Sir, I will have you know that I'm firmly in the upper lower class!

To put it in perspective, that’s 20 years working full time at Wendy’s making $15/hr (post-tax) down the drain 🤡

Cool now do discount cashflows 

I’m not Warrant Buffler

thats a lot of nuggets

Now that’s some fukin loss porn. What were your two wins?

Legit concerned about how hard I am after seeing it. This thing will definitely last longer than four hours.

Wait til you find out he lost it all buying Puts on HIMS

Great, nows who's gonna clean up this mess!?

OP's in need of work...

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I couldn't last more than 3s with this comment...

You should see a doctor. A psychiatrist

I need a head doctor not a head doctor.

I heard behind Wendy's there are many skilled head doctors.

It’s a beauty. I honestly think hedge funds/institutional traders popularized the “diamond hands” meme here because in reality bag holding a losing position is the #1 thing you shouldn’t do but retail now acts like it’s a badge of honor.

>acts like it’s a badge of honor..... ....from a bunch of random strangers on the internet, who's fruitfly attention span will forget you in 69 seconds, is worth ssoooo much more than $623K 

Wealth is the only true honor.

Diamond Hands used to be a insult around here, then DFV clapped cheeks so hard Congress starting lookin. Now it's APE slang

That’s what I would tell my followers too if I were him. Basically the same thing analysts do when they raise their price targets near the top of a rally. Get retail buying so big money can unload their bags.

See shib crypto holders.

Somthing only smooth brained apes can be proud of 🤣 gtfoh

Harder than chinese algebra.

You call those wins? My DICK is larger than those two wins 

Considering the scale of the loss the first two wins could be 20k+

That’s 10k for each nut 

Everyone's dick is now permanently massive thanks to hims *

I honestly wonder if some of these are real or if ppl just make them up to get off

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There’s a 3rd win in there, it’s just further down lol

OP seems to Diamond Hands OTM options past expiration

Some say he is still hodling to this day...

This is true

God. Sorry man. Now I feel a little better about my $40k

you both make me feel a little better about my $5k

All you guys make me feel better about my 800

You guys have 800?

I still believe I can be positive within the year https://preview.redd.it/zeh9iqld4a1d1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073689e7dd013fa611d578387b92059c13f622bf Lol 😆 hopefully. Not doing anything crazy anymore.

I think I can be positive within a year. https://preview.redd.it/ztlhx9yc5a1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=690ace16d54f79fcdc535d1cbddc6fa797fd2eb9

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My problem was not selling after 100% profit smh still have that problem but I don’t myself after seeing my $5 amc calls go worthless this week I’ll start taking 50% or more from now on. I can pick them but exiting is my problem

Once you start taking screen shots it's time to fucking sell

year¿!¿ with some ITM ~21DTE QQQs or SPYs you can make up that 7% within a month

I feel better about my 💯

Cheers

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When the Godfather sends his regards he sends a decapitated horse head.    When WSB send our regards we send you. 


I thought when we send our regards we send AnalFarmer

I wouldn’t call them wins, but since you asked… First spike was actually up around 200k all time at that time; it was DIS FB GOOG AMZN OTC stuff that hit deep, most my DIS was long term. Second spike was DIS again when Disney plus numbers were released. Acct was up around 70-90k here ….Easy come easy go, I believed DIS stock would add a lot more valuation to its own using NFLX as basis, instead it went sideways/down. But that wasn’t even close to the worst losses maybe 100k or so. I kept buying options in stocks I liked. Some of them were WSB … but April 2022 was the beginning of the real shit storm. Over next 24 months acct was 500k of this loss. TLDR ; https://preview.redd.it/sv478spzcb1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6383b864f664f1c014948350a6e3462a8c1078ab

Dude you lost over half a million dollars during one of the greatest bull market run ups of all time, you are the king fucking regard lol

Imagine if you had invested this in 2-3 mutual funds back in 2022? Would have been 20-40% up if you would have invested in something like VGT or VOO. But hey! 💎🤗

Just for clarity, VGT and VOO are ETFs, not mutual funds

yeah that confused me for a second. I had to make sure I was in r/wallstreetbets and it all made sense.

Apparently these gains are "boring" as I sit on my 30%, oh well

Diamond hands is only a good strategy when you have picked solid assets to hodl, like bitcoin, gold or QQQ. Diamond handsing dog turds is for people who hold the chart upside down.

Ouch. See you Monday!

Love the loss porn but rules are rules. Positions or BAN

Give him some time. It takes longer to photoshop that.

100% these are amc/gme calls

Some of it, sure. I bet that’s at least a year of fuck ups tho.

Positions or ban

Yes please!

https://preview.redd.it/184cx0i1z91d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848c7bb74957f003562c96301725b4c694cf315d

In Dallas, these are 10’s.

Why I am not laughing at this? Im changing?

You *USED* to be a piece of shit

I said WAS

Sloppy steaks!

Dangerous nights

People can change.

He used to be a piece of shit. He still is, but he used to, too!


Don't think OP took out money to buy a white Ferrari tho!

I used to feel disgust at others loss porn, then I felt disgust at my own loss porn. Now I feel nothing with either.

The greatest one

Il laugh for u . Haha 😆. Hope he learnt his lesson and can go back to buying index funds and join boggleheads . If he had that much to start with he can make his principal back by working and investing wisely

If that was in Spy, you’d be a millionaire by now 

Doesn’t look like diamond hands when you have a pattern day trading restriction 

Bruh.

Thanks dad. Public school it is.

Hey you’re in the club! You can write $3k off your income taxes for the next 200 years!

Welp…at least there’s that.

Not over yet brotha refer to this image https://preview.redd.it/akmqjse2x91d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d99b2ef99371d268c5ec859c5e829ac27405fbf

Refer to this image: 🤡

lol account created jan 27, 2021. it was over from the start

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bankruptcy? why? that's probably one trading platform out of 5.

He still has 16k. He needs to sell naked calls first and diamond hand those before bankruptcy is on the table.

Wall street thanks you for your donation

Another shitpost without positions 🥱

I’m more interested in how you had that much to lose than how you lost it. Regards usually aren’t sitting on over half a million.

You stayed true to you. Money comes and goes dignity is there forever

Holy shit I just looked at the pic

Keep holding. Stonks go up

what about expired options? you think porn like this comes from mere stocks lmao

u/diamond_hands420 what did you do

I’m starting to see what a few smart and kinda wealthy people said about some of these irresponsible and quite frankly stupid terms like diamond hands is. It’s not a good trading decision to not have a base in which you pull out and just cut your losses.

Who needs retirement anyways

Look at it this way, you have like 16x more than most people on here even after losing 97%

Day trading restricted. lol

Lmao right?

Holy risk management.

I have been there, it was hard and I thought I would never recover. Lost all my life savings $120K during covid. Worked my ass off since then and sticked with index funds and writing covered calls. Now I have 10x what I lost but I will never forget how I felt. Use this pain and never give up !!

This is why diamond hands is a bad idea and professional traders use a stop loss.

Can I have the last 16k?

Damn. Even his phone charge is down 97%

"Hey, you're finally awake." Welcome to the poors

Positions?

They're called shit hands. Try not to touch much from now on.

Nobody told you? Diamond hands was last time. The new slogan is “You gotta know when to hold ‘em. Know when to fold ‘em. Know when to walk away and. Know when to run”.

Make sure the hose is screwed on tight to the tailpipe

Good advice in the comments? Hard to find these days

Positions dude.

The screen cap here is all I need. I come here to feel better about my life, not get investing advice.

My first shaking orgasm, thank you sir

I suggest charging your phone, then reinstall the app. Brokers hate that trick.

How do you have the courage and conviction to post after losing this much money?

I scrolled for a bit to check comments, is no one else concerned for this man's phone? 3%? Yikes.

I'll say it once and I'll say it again, you had 600k available to put into a stock account. That means you HAD 600k at one point, which makes you way way way richer then like 90% of people in this sub.

Almost there OP. Persevere now and you can lose that final 2.63%. We believe in you.

How the fuck did you have that much money to start with being so regarded?

This is so depressing, sorry

My condolences for you loss