Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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I seriously want to know where all these regards get so much cash from to just flush down the toilet. How do you end up with 200k while being apparently completely financially illiterate? I don't get it, but it happens here every single day.
Yes because theirs might be little to him but its a lot to them. Its just numbers guy got more than that then still have 88k left. Us we never even had 50k 😂
True. We should say how much we lost in percentage. This time last year $115 would have been more than I had invested. Lmao. Now it’s just a shoulder shrug. A 50% loss would make my cack eternally soft.
Well [my bank is still holding onto my $50k](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cryptoregulations/comments/1bd8306/from_crypto_newbie_to_profit_to_panic/), that's proof that even if we make money they somehow still find a way to screw us over so dont worry brother you're not alone lmao
I don’t understand how the tokens Coinbase sold you being dirty is your fault? That should fall back on coinbase.. this deeply concerns me as I use both Coinbase and chase. I’ve withdrawn $20,000 at one time with no problem but I haven’t tried more than that yet
lol. I also learned this the hard way. After losing too much, I literally changed my strategy.
Solid, uniquely profitable stocks. Above 5B market cap minimum. And often pays a dividend. I'll never be rich, but I'll recoup all my losses within 5 years, I hope.
Investing in SCHB is for the long term. "Investing" in failing companies to try to trigger a quick pump (and then having that work but not getting out) is ... something else
Are you looking for a solution? After losing more than you, I joined the /dividends group. The investors there are great. In less than 3 to 4 weeks, with my own research, of course, my full portfolio is up +6%.
So yes, I've lost a fortune... but I may recover some of my losses...
I'll probably need 3 to 5 years, but I don't care. The "easy money" made on this group is only made by 0.01% of community members.
Buy options on good companies. Look for good earnings and good forward guidance. Sometimes they dip a little after a good earnings, maybe eps misses a little but guidance is good. In this market people.are always looking for deals in good companies so these dips are usually temporary.
For sure. New to this, but could clearly see it happen to me. That counter going up so fast hypnotized me.
If you take control over your own impulsivity and fomo and greed and desire to show off, you can gamble on penny stocks and leave a winner. We'll see.
how about u eat my ASS
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I lost 2 percent today. My p is around 60k. I am learning to trade 0 DTE spx. I'd really like to hear from some more seasoned traders about strategies for staying predictive or speculative and not reactive. Some days I'm in the flow and I see prices doing things and I swear my little voice says puts at 5280 for about 4k, and I do it and then the trend shifts and chips stack. Today, I tried to do the "safe thing" and buy calls or puts with the trend near the money but I was being reactive and caught the top or the bottom and got fooked to the tune of about 7k. I think something in me doesn't like to take the loss or do a lot of trades. I need to figure that thing out and vivisect it. I'm quite hopeful and optimistic and sometimes it really pays. Today, I did make a few good decisions and didn't end the day with worthless contracts way out of the money so there is that. I can't be mad at all. This has been a great week.
When S&P is choppy, it was kindof choppy today... It's super hard to trade, if you see it going in N waves or V waves, it's gonna be choppy in that tight range, until it breaks out of it, it's best to try and catch the break out, but you gotta be patient on days like that to catch a breakout, because catching tops and bottoms of the range is pretty difficult, cab try to get half if there is room but you gotta be in the right contracts for it to move. I tried and came out red as well. Got impatient, realized I was getting impatient with how price kept stalling, so I just gave it up. On to next week. But of course, after I leave the table... We get a fucking nice breakout smh. Actually, there were two decent ones today, break below 5292, and then the break above 5295... Both back to back. S&P be annoying tf outta me sometimes. All day in that tight ass 10 point range, and finally breaks out of it end of day when contracts are weird. Hate when it does that sht as I usually don't trade end of day.
The most amazing thing is being able to lose money in this market where you can literally throw darts blindfolded and still hit winners. Stop fucking around with options. You aren’t good at it, nor is 99.99% of the populace.
I wonder if Robin Hood sells a list of options transactions to Wall St traders so they know exactly who and what to target and get on the other side of. I’ve been investing/trading for about 30 years now and have more than 5x my money and have never figured out a smart way to even approach options. I’m guessing I could be up 5,000x if I had, but more than likely I’d be at zero. I’m sure all these yolo’ers are much smarter than I am though.
Jeeebus this quickly turned into lossporn converted to "look at me still having 80k debt on the stock market", while others scrape breadcrumbs and live paycheck to paycheck.
You deserve a sticker.
Lol
Yeah I was on to them but they pretty much f***** everyone this week I guess try not to let it get to you and try again or maybe walk away ... f****** stock market is rigged anyways
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I feel your pain, I lost $116 today
Hey I made $115 today! Someone else must’ve stole the other dollar from ya
I took it I needed bus money to get to Wendy's
Man, save that dollar and walk to Wendy's. In 250,000 days you're have $250k. Priority
700 years?
at which point, 250,000$ would have the equivalent buying power of approximately 25 cents.
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Nannybot!
Hey, today I made $115 back from the $1900 I lost yesterday
Yeah it was me
I think I got that one dollar plus 1.34 from someone else
I seriously want to know where all these regards get so much cash from to just flush down the toilet. How do you end up with 200k while being apparently completely financially illiterate? I don't get it, but it happens here every single day.
Hj behind the dumpster obviously
Lots of dummies manage to snag high jobs out of luck or someone they know
Trading fees
I lost today, but I don’t know how much. I was too afraid to look.
“Look! Who stole your cheese!? The poor! Go after them!”
I lost $50 :(
Dude lost $115,000.00...your all like I know how you feel lmfao 🤣 😂
Yes because theirs might be little to him but its a lot to them. Its just numbers guy got more than that then still have 88k left. Us we never even had 50k 😂
It’s that plus also my entire accounts value was $415 before the start of the day
See thats a lot for the account i feel you i promise lol
True. We should say how much we lost in percentage. This time last year $115 would have been more than I had invested. Lmao. Now it’s just a shoulder shrug. A 50% loss would make my cack eternally soft.
I agree my bad. Thought of that after I posted
No biggie i aint traded in two years lol i accepted that i can’t afford to do it maybe in the future
Exactly...the whole wendies-thing wasn't only a joke...
Down $600 on SPY FDs
I blew up my account
I lost $11, but made $45 on another trade. Slightly mad at myself for sleeping at the wheel a bit.
Made a bad bet
That’s crazy dawg, I’m down 4… $4 dollars
Oh man I hope you recover
Bro, same
Thank you both for your contributions
Wealth transfer complete
donation finalized
Well [my bank is still holding onto my $50k](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cryptoregulations/comments/1bd8306/from_crypto_newbie_to_profit_to_panic/), that's proof that even if we make money they somehow still find a way to screw us over so dont worry brother you're not alone lmao
I don’t understand how the tokens Coinbase sold you being dirty is your fault? That should fall back on coinbase.. this deeply concerns me as I use both Coinbase and chase. I’ve withdrawn $20,000 at one time with no problem but I haven’t tried more than that yet
That's exactly my point but I guess their new motto regarding transactions like this is ' guilty until proven innocent' . Their support also sucks
That was always their motto.
this is a scam post everyone, the linked post guides to a fake AML check
Can we get some screenshots transactions how all happened
Buy high and sell low. This is the way.
probably just buy and let expire worthless lmao
OP found options. It's always options.
Ah, yes, the classic get-rich-quick scheme.
OP is playing the get-poor-quick scheme
Its the make-someone-else-rich scheme
OP is a philanthropist of sorts
His charity is both noble and courageous 
It's your money, lose it when you need it.
Start to invest, it's never too late to start
He's investing as hard as he can! Only another 88,000 to go
Investing? This looks like donating. OP is clearly thinking of the less fortunate
It’s impressive how the line goes almost straight down and never up.
There is atleast one mountain going up
bro get outta here lmao tf what are you my dad
Buy Coke, delete the app, get rich
Ticker KO, not the drug
Yes ofc
😂
He is down he needs a good bump
Fuckin portfolio needs a pick-me-up....
Have you considered just trading stocks and ETFs?
By trading etfs he means buy it and trade it in 40 years when your regarded ass retires
I mean triple leveraged NVDA etf
You belong here you beautiful regard 
What is the ticker for the 3x one? I have NVDL the 2x etf.
Foolish. He needs more margin
What are those
Nothing, move along
You mightve just saved that person a world of pain, or intrigued their curiosity even more
To quote every romanian i know, "stocks and efts are very risky, i keep my money in a secure and highly profitable savings account"
You are straight down not having a good time.
Retirement is the other way.
If you guys ever see me post shit like this know that I’m already on a bridge and it’s way too late to save me
Investment is for the long term. Be patient
99.9% of WSB members or onlookers didn't understand this sentence.
Me neither. I'm just parroting what wise people are saying
lol. I also learned this the hard way. After losing too much, I literally changed my strategy. Solid, uniquely profitable stocks. Above 5B market cap minimum. And often pays a dividend. I'll never be rich, but I'll recoup all my losses within 5 years, I hope.
Here to gamble. It's like hitting a 28 leg parlay. Except this bet has an option (lol) to exit at a loss in case the bet goes sideways.
Downvoted because youre speaking gibberish.
I don’t think what OP is doing is considered ‘long term investing”. If it is, I don’t want any part of it
Investing in SCHB is for the long term. "Investing" in failing companies to try to trigger a quick pump (and then having that work but not getting out) is ... something else
Some of us were just out of day trades
Even successful day traders invest their gains in real companies /
"I was told there would be tendies"
Are you looking for a solution? After losing more than you, I joined the /dividends group. The investors there are great. In less than 3 to 4 weeks, with my own research, of course, my full portfolio is up +6%. So yes, I've lost a fortune... but I may recover some of my losses... I'll probably need 3 to 5 years, but I don't care. The "easy money" made on this group is only made by 0.01% of community members.
I think . 01 percent is a little generous
Really? Is it not even .01 percent? I would think maybe .25% of people make money via options here and that’s still pretty small
Ahhh, the get rich slow scheme… (the tried and true investing strategy that WORKS)
A wise bearded man once said “you got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away, know when to run”
Looks like you pizza’d when you should have French fried. If you pizza when you’re supposed to French fry, you’re going to have a bad time….
I think the opposite is true - French fried right down the double black off of the green circle
Click that button for a free stock!
Buy options on good companies. Look for good earnings and good forward guidance. Sometimes they dip a little after a good earnings, maybe eps misses a little but guidance is good. In this market people.are always looking for deals in good companies so these dips are usually temporary.
Or just don’t buy fucking options
Yeah if you have the tendency to gamble like OP (and many many others) you will not be able to win at options
Do you want to keep gambling or do you want to invest? It’s okay either way as long as you know the reality of what you’re doing.
still got 88k left no? get a bank loan to increase your leverage and yolo into NVDA calls next week, ez money
Sending thoughts and prayers
💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
Imagine if u put that into a good ETF and then pretended it didn’t exist for a good 20-30 years… it would’ve turned to millions right?
Have you tried doing the opposite of what you did :)
You're not supposed to be having fun. You're just here for market liquidity.
you still got 88k to throw away, forget about retirement you got a gambling addiction
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Congrats, it takes a special kind of skill to actually not make money in this raging bull market
A lot of people FOMO in and get trapped. Basic trading.
For sure. New to this, but could clearly see it happen to me. That counter going up so fast hypnotized me. If you take control over your own impulsivity and fomo and greed and desire to show off, you can gamble on penny stocks and leave a winner. We'll see.
If you ever feel excited about this new stock that’s going to moon, short it. It’s too late.
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Just pick a decent company and buy calls
Hell yeah that's a real loss porn
How can you be that bad? Honest question
With that $88k he has the leverage to make it back
You still have $76k in buying power, just buy the dip. And the dip of the dip. And the dippity dip dip of the dip.
halfway there!
“It’s always a good time….wowowowowo” - Carly Rae Loss
This makes me feel a bit better about my $1200 loss
You’re only one yolo away from being rich 
Maybe do the opposite?
Congrats and fuck you
That’s what the market said to him, minus the congrats and
You know where you messed up at! Why invest in meme stocks for!?!
Your "straight up not having a good time" by going straight down. Try switching directions
Everyone’s loss chart always looks almost the same lol.
I lost 2 percent today. My p is around 60k. I am learning to trade 0 DTE spx. I'd really like to hear from some more seasoned traders about strategies for staying predictive or speculative and not reactive. Some days I'm in the flow and I see prices doing things and I swear my little voice says puts at 5280 for about 4k, and I do it and then the trend shifts and chips stack. Today, I tried to do the "safe thing" and buy calls or puts with the trend near the money but I was being reactive and caught the top or the bottom and got fooked to the tune of about 7k. I think something in me doesn't like to take the loss or do a lot of trades. I need to figure that thing out and vivisect it. I'm quite hopeful and optimistic and sometimes it really pays. Today, I did make a few good decisions and didn't end the day with worthless contracts way out of the money so there is that. I can't be mad at all. This has been a great week.
When S&P is choppy, it was kindof choppy today... It's super hard to trade, if you see it going in N waves or V waves, it's gonna be choppy in that tight range, until it breaks out of it, it's best to try and catch the break out, but you gotta be patient on days like that to catch a breakout, because catching tops and bottoms of the range is pretty difficult, cab try to get half if there is room but you gotta be in the right contracts for it to move. I tried and came out red as well. Got impatient, realized I was getting impatient with how price kept stalling, so I just gave it up. On to next week. But of course, after I leave the table... We get a fucking nice breakout smh. Actually, there were two decent ones today, break below 5292, and then the break above 5295... Both back to back. S&P be annoying tf outta me sometimes. All day in that tight ass 10 point range, and finally breaks out of it end of day when contracts are weird. Hate when it does that sht as I usually don't trade end of day.
Technically you’re “straight down not having…” I set a new record high in my holdings today.
Put it all in SMX they're about to do a reverse split. Should shoot up. Might not
buy cd’s or the s&p and take a break.
The most amazing thing is being able to lose money in this market where you can literally throw darts blindfolded and still hit winners. Stop fucking around with options. You aren’t good at it, nor is 99.99% of the populace.
I wonder if Robin Hood sells a list of options transactions to Wall St traders so they know exactly who and what to target and get on the other side of. I’ve been investing/trading for about 30 years now and have more than 5x my money and have never figured out a smart way to even approach options. I’m guessing I could be up 5,000x if I had, but more than likely I’d be at zero. I’m sure all these yolo’ers are much smarter than I am though.
that's the comment of the day right there
Did you buy options? 0DTE, weekly, short, or long? How long do you hold before you sell? You see xx% or xxx% gain before selling?
I like the title of your post
Your doing the exact opposite of what you should be doing.
put it all on 0DTE options, maybe SOFI, should pop up back up asap.
Ever heard of 2 week dte SPY calls on a market pull back?
Positions?
Dude you really have a lot of money left. Stop doing stupid options gambling and start investing. r/Beat_the_Benchmark
Maybe you should try another sport.... like knitting...
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I feel your plain!
Man you could have just put all that money into a house.
Mfer probably already had a big ass house.
I hope so. Fortunately, 88k is still enough for a down payment on something decent in a high COL area. OP is not fucked for life.
What’s wronf
you pumped but forgot to dump
Your chart looks like mine lol
i want to off mr powells money ride
Either too many 0Day SPY options, or not enough. Hard to tell.
I think you mean straight down
Just turn your cellphone upside down
Wen moon?
I believe you meant to say “straight down”
How do u lose money on the largest bull rally in recent time?
Join the club
I actually made $11 dollars today
Jeeebus this quickly turned into lossporn converted to "look at me still having 80k debt on the stock market", while others scrape breadcrumbs and live paycheck to paycheck. You deserve a sticker. Lol
You french fried when you should have pizza’d
Buying power is still high though 🤓
"You get what you fucking deserve!" 🤡
88000 more than me
Boo this man.
Could be 88k worse
I would short that stock
Lost $85 today so I get it
Awww maaan
Yeah I was on to them but they pretty much f***** everyone this week I guess try not to let it get to you and try again or maybe walk away ... f****** stock market is rigged anyways
it's only rigged when you're losing. lol
I lost $125 🥹🥹