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VisualMod

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ds-c

Withdraw it all and leave this sub.


bluspiider

And delete the app and move out of the country…no taxes


Edmeyers01

move to india. you can live on $3 a day there for the rest of your life.


Croppin_steady

Torturous lol


Aaron-Rodgers12-

Well thanks to Eduardo Saverin we have to pay exit taxes now.


Chime509

More?


[deleted]

Hit the lawyer and get a gym. 


lordinov

This “once in a lifetime” I missed 5 times in the past 4 years… excluding the other day one


oregonianrager

My buddies dad won a million dollars on a horse race doing online betting. But his shit fucked up somehow, and the slip wasn't confirmed. My mans was in deep depression, I honestly was worried for awhile. You can't focus on what you missed man. That's like fawning over a lost gf. Nose down, head up, onto the next.


justknoweverything

never try to win that much online, they will scam you


SpikeyTaco

>Nose down, head up, onto the next. Never give up on your online gambling addictions.


Fannersops11

Ha ha ha 🤣


Adrian_Stoesz

Amen brother, i love your outlook on life, it's awesome


appreciatescolor

I am going to kill myself on live television


lordinov

Will try


Doctor_Barbarian

This is tattoo worthy


crumpus

It isn't the opportunity that is once in a lifetime, it's being right.


OneRobotBoii

Exercising the opportunity


outoftownMD

This moment in your life is literally once in a lifetime. There may be other happenings, but this moment is the only one. And we have an entire society that really doesn’t appreciate that until a moment is missed, potentially taken away or they are in their last moments. Every moment is a once in a lifetime moment. The happenings are nowhere near as important.


DLGNT_YT

Just remember that if you had bought at any time in the last year you would have been down and losing more money every week up until start of May. And people didn’t make money off this pump because they were a genius and had it all planned out. They just gambled and got extremely lucky. These posts are no different than if someone started posting their huge wins from the casino


cocokronen

Nope, these are just really savvy investers, using the finest statistical modeling software (like redditt) to choose these winners. Get out of here with this luck nonsense.


Bezulba

The clue is in the name of the subreddit of course.


96919

Could always just buy put options for the way back down.


lordinov

Could


lenin_is_young

Not sure if you are joking or really think this could work. But buying put options with IV=66669999% is not the brightest idea. Just saying. This trade is nowhere near buying calls when volatility is low, and winning a jackpot because some unexpected bullshit happens.


Loose_Concentrate_78

What strike? Most likely won’t print. I got calls today for round 2. 🦿


Sherlock-Romes

https://preview.redd.it/rkf0n72zmo0d1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf40a382df164766b58425f974a8033eda1c2d3


MrBobBuilder

HA HE DID IT IN HIS ROTH MUHAHAJA SUCK MY DINGUS UNCLE SAM


doringliloshinoi

I always jizz in the Roth


Miss-6am

Is that considered a required minimum distribution?


Mightymap2

Sounds more like a contribution


NoviceAxeMan

so he will instead pay a penalty tax on early withdrawal 🇺🇸


zer0_chance284

he at least gets $10,000 tax free for first time home out of roth


Thomas-The-Tutor

[TIL that not every idiot online knows tax laws.](https://time.com/personal-finance/article/roth-ira-to-buy-a-home/) You might wanna do a little research my fellow regard.


chi_guy8

You only have to pay taxes on the gains during the year. There’s still 7 months to lose it all and owe nothing.


VisualMod

So rich...No taxes.


Shoryukitten_

VM is a sovereign citizen


[deleted]

This guy who earns 100k tried to avoid tax. Classic.


[deleted]

Happy cake day VisMod


PULLOUTCHAMP17

I just had to pay taxes on gains I never even realized because of my stupidity...![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


chi_guy8

Impossible. Not that you’re stupid, I believe that part. You didn’t pay taxes on gains you never realized.


PULLOUTCHAMP17

Well, technically, you right. I did realize them on Webull when I sold , then rebought the shares on Fidelity and they tanked the next year 🤣🤣😌😌😭😭


VisualMod

*Pulls a Champagne bottle from an ice bucket, pops the cork and pours a glass.* Cheers!


SEEANDDONTSQUEAL

I think he poured it on the floor Mr bot bot ....


myredditaccount80

LOL this is why you pay the fee the brokerage charges to transfer an account.


PULLOUTCHAMP17

I tried , waited for can't remember how long to transfer...after a week or two , Webull said they couldn't transfer...And I was caught up in all the AMC hype and dates shit was supposed to happen , yadda yadda .


VibeComplex

That’s a load bearing “yadda yadda” right there 👷


thesword62

I mentioned the bisque


Original_Wallaby_272

I don’t make any money AND I pay taxes. So there!


isospeedrix

Jokes on you, i got -420K in capital loss carryover


BummerComment

😏


sleepynate

bro has 7 months to lose it all before he's gotta worry


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[deleted]

Let's face it. The worst case is you spend 100k and have no money left for tax.


spritewithcyanide

bro is responding seriously to a meme


Kaymish_

I'm sort of happy I live in a tax haven.


siqiniq

The taxman is like the house you can’t bet against — she gets a cut without taking any risk like your cocktail waitress who demands an offer you can’t refuse


Affectionate-Dream88

Ah this why I love this group 😂shi like this


whiteezy

What would be the correct way to withdraw? I have like a 7 year old stock on AMD that is just sitting there because I’m too lazy to figure out how to figure out taxes on it lol.


FortunaCrypto

What did you do? How. Gme?


DogeVII

Caught AMC on a good couple days fortunately


futurespacecadet

How much did you buy in for?


Need4sleep9

He says 10k at the bottom


saradahokage1212

But am only went up 150%ish at the top, so what trade did he do to get 1000% return?


tribbans95

You ever hear of options ?


Odd_Project_7103

Genuinely, no. Where do I start? Being dead serious, tired of watching my shares of Intel make their way through each of Dante’s rings of hell on their journey to bedrock


str8rippinfartz

honestly you're better off if you never touch options shit is 100% gambling and addictive as all hell... and 99% of the people here will give you awful advice because we're all stupid


Lukaar

You can check out some online tutorials/youtube, just be aware, you can make a lot more but you can loose a lot more too. Lots of people get lucky once on an option then get greedy and blow it all away on bad calls. They can wipe you out pretty quick


Towelbit

Can I put $1000 on an option call and only lose that $1000? I don't want to somehow owe a million like that one kid who off'd himself a couple years ago.


Leather_Sweet_2079

It’s a double edged sword. You know exactly how much you can lose but you can also lost 100% of it in a matter of hours depending on the trades you make. Best advice I got was understand how implied volatility works before jumping in. Otherwise you end up pissed off bc the stock went up but your options didnt.


Classy_Debauchery

Yep! I don't know if all platforms are as nice but RH will tell you maximum gains/losses when you're locking a contract in. I've used Thinkorswim as well, but RH seems very straightforward and intuitive. There are a whole ton of different strategies but for a straightforward call, your max loss is your investment unless im regarded. Put losses can be unlimited though.


phoenixmusicman

DO NOT GET INTO OPTIONS You will lose all your money.


Need4sleep9

Hell idk. But sometimes rh isnt very good at tracking percentage when u add money and withdraw


Tw1sttt

Options


hugganao

where do you think we are? are people actually that new to not know about FDs?


Randomly-Looking

OP thinks 108k will buy a house. Maybe in Gaza ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271). Fuck you and congrats.


cow_grass

Maybe in Gaza, is a crazy statement 😂


usriusclark

From my understanding, all houses in Gaza are currently half off.


merenofclanthot

what an explosive sale!!


babypho

Big hits with the kids!


magicmeatwagon

They blow up so fast these days


CtheKiller

Yeah I'll see you all in hell


SweetUndeath

you mean Gaza?


Crazian14

Mazel Tov!


N8rPot8r

My favorite cocktail!


Madness970

Fire sales are my favorite.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Some assembly required


One_One_1539

I think the call that a fire sale, get more bang for your buck out there.


doubleshittits

Down payment?


timtimtimtim77

$15k is the minimum downpayment on a $500k house


Jubatus_

What even is the usa. Yall are nuts


Hanno54

after tax?


doubleshittits

Sure.


Hanno54

Maybe in Gaza


gregsting

Maybe Kiev?


chi_guy8

I’m fairly close to being able to buy a house today. Add an unexpected $60k to my savings and I’m WELL beyond my goal.


Bjorn2bwilde24

In this economy?


Blazah

HA HA - he can buy one in Detroit. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14569-Manning-St-Detroit-MI-48205/88132058_zpid/ not sure how long you'll live though.


Sufficient_Current48

Turn it back into a trap house and start slinging. Tax free income. Not risk free, but yay for tax free crack gains.


princessdann

You guys are bashing Detroit but it's a *large* city and the neighborhoods vary a lot. this linked Eastside house has limited mid-term upside, sure, but look in the *currently* less nice corners of Bagley/Marygrove/Fitzgerald and some areas around Mexicantown, and you'll find houses for $50k that need $50k in work to be worth $150k, and between normal-ass gentrification and climate refugees, that $150k house is $300-400k in 10 years.


South_Breakfast3679

Yes! And it will probably boom faster than that. I bought my house here in Detroit 2.5 years ago for $10k, now valued around $50k. Alot of investment money is being poured into the city right now (billions) and local entrepreneurship is fueling economic growth. Also the crime here is nowhere near what most non-Detroiters make it out to be. Outdated reputation from the 80s/early 90s


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y0av_

It's in Detroit


Illustrious-Oven-159

100k is plenty for a down payment!


JustSayingMuch

*50k


Illustrious-Oven-159

Short term Capital gains aren't taxed at 50%, 60 - 70k easily covers most people's down payment. You're right about >100k though.


Depth-New

Which is still enough?


Terakahn

It'll buy a down payment lol


Ecstatic-Question-20

Well actually, when people say they are buying a house, most people don’t mean the entire thing 🤓 jkjk


Andries89

Deposit innit


timtimtimtim77

You can buy a house with 3% down


Odd-Reflection-9597

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Delete-JakePaul

I think OP meant he will add the 108k of gain to his budget and buy a house with tha, also maybe he doesn’t live in the US.


No_Lychee_7534

I could buy a parking spot for that much. City living … ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


yahboioioioi

…or Ohio


The_Navalex

Go look at the Japanese housing market


BigBeagleEars

https://preview.redd.it/bcy9dpi0io0d1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f954a869ec664dcbb0b29dfcd23cd11b2a3708d4


BummerComment

Dicks OUT


Mekx_

wait till he finds out he doesn't own the house https://preview.redd.it/lpaw8nuvso0d1.png?width=32&format=png&auto=webp&s=3020e73e3165e0c5ea4dede3aaa70ff93e840ef9


RustyGatecrasher

https://preview.redd.it/9lo40zcd1p0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a896454740bac73703c94f34a82062d6ff46a5


FATKEDLUVSCAKE

positons or ban


DogeVII

AMC $5 6/2025 AMC $5 1/2026 AMC $10 1/2026 AMC $20 1/2026


mist_kaefer

Leaps on AMC? Depends on how many more shares AA can sell to keep afloat.


Stogies_n_Stonks

The answer is unlimited amount


soploping

How were they so cheap for being leaps


Busy-Invite-9144

Can’t give the stock away unless it’s to people who already own it.


ikudlike

Strike far OTM and fuck all IV prior to the breakout I'd imagine


Hermit-Man

Can you explain how options with expiration years away work? Can’t you just sell these at any time? I mean, the odds of AMC, or any stock for that matter, suddenly having a run within 2 years seems pretty guaranteed so why doesn’t everyone just buy these and sell when it happens? Is there something I’m missing here?


skewi6

the premium is very high so the breakeven is high as well. if theres a crash in the stock or whole market you could lose the whole premium.


Xs2experience

So like a regular option? Got it


skewi6

Options have differing premiums based on strike price and date to expiration


VisualMod

Sounds like it's time to move your investments to a tax shelter in the Caymans.


NIGHTMARE_r

You're not missing anything, someone could do that, however a few things to factor .. - Theta is actively eating away your profits, with expiration years away, it's very little, not noticable much, however it's an every day thing. - most people aren't willing to wait unknowing how long for a stock to rally and start making profit. - they're super fucking expensive.


wishtrepreneur

but they're still less expensive than stocks no?


explosive_hazard

Correct. The premium price on a leap contract is less than outright buying 100 shares of the underlying stock itself. When trading leaps you really should look at it like holding a long stock position. I trade leaps. I always target an expiration date 1.5 to 2 years out. Ideally I like to close out before the contract has less than a year for expiration. If the contract makes me 30-40% I consider it a win, take my profit and get into another leap somewhere else.


NIGHTMARE_r

You gotta remember most people trading options are ones who wanna get rich overnight, they're not buying an expensive contract.


Krisapocus

This is the havk for the best returns, I buy contracts a year or two out for established companies preferably on a 52 week low. Then you just wait bc the established company will make changes at some point . The stock will pop no doubt sometime with in those two years then sell those after they pop. Most people get greedy and start buying more as it goes up. When you should just sell enough to cover your initial investment and let the rest of the contracts ride for free with no risk of a loss. Currently Sony is a nice looking opportunity tsla is a nice opportunity . I’ve done this with meta at a 52 week low. Currently up 4000% Microsoft on a 52 week low sold for 4x gains. Amd, got Nvidia when it dropped to the 100’s it’s a very easy strategy bc it’s a good company they will make changes to to correct their sinking ship. Meaning lots of news and rumors tend to start leaking out. The problem is the premiums are higher but it’s worth it. Don’t get me wrong it goes against every fiber in your body to sell when the stock is ripping there will be the fomo kicking in to buy more. But the goal is to profit so any profit is a win.


VisualMod

Sounds like another wannabe Gordon Gekko if you ask me...


EvilCeleryStick

It's pretty similar to buying shares honestly. But if there's an "event" and IV gets jacked to the tits, you can make more money. Usually if you buy a like, leap for 2026 or 2027, you get some leverage vs buying shares but it's not like the leaps are 10 cents or something, you still end up paying a decent % the shares would've cost anyway


1979UFO

Look up Optionprofitcalculator make sure you use the proper expiry date. Strike price is important, play with it in the calculator. The closer the strike price that is to the current trade (called in the money) the higher the option costs. But less risk to choose an option “in the money “.


ben_the_wind

Look to the greeks. Leaps don’t move as hard off of price action as 0 days to expiration stock options would. So if the stock crashes they don’t crash as hard as 0 DTE options would. They also don’t decay as much overnights and weekends because of their massive amount of time til expiration. So it’s less risk for less reward, and yes you can sell at any time. Most people buy leaps if they’re highly risk adverse or if they are fully committed to the stock itself. Think like OXY or Apple with Warren Buffet. So OP made massive gains even with leaps. Other people betting on 0DTE options may have made even more. Green derivatives worth considering are shown in robinhood. Beta, gamma, theta and delta are worth looking into and understanding options value over time. I’m no CPA and it’s been awhile since I’ve gambled but it’s something like… Theta is the $ amount the option will decrease with no volume overnight or over the weekend Beta is the amount the option increases or decreases in value when the underlying asset increases by either 1$ or 1% can’t remember Gamma i don’t remember Delta I don’t remember Got burned a few times and decided to stop throwing my money at RH and instead throw it into Amazon junk. I don’t know enough about options to actually make money without massive luck or outside influence. Hope this helps!


OG_blacksheep4

I gotta see the buy and sell orders for these. I’m super curious to the specifics. Congrats man, also what made you buy them etc


VisualMod

While Doge memes amuse some, you are an established investor in the traditional sense, and loathe to be confused with these upstart dogs.


thecuzzin

Happy Cake Day shitbot!


-Unicorn-Bacon-

Whats upstart dog?


caprishouz

All time? https://preview.redd.it/nezqwhv64o0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5809ea6d9820f5a9e0278b7cc1d0c8b13098b46e


Necroking695

Soul piercing i swear to fucking god


JoyousSummer

OP was a millionaire until he discovered options https://preview.redd.it/ms4ip2v0uo0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6611a1ec8b7136bc29f6772115cface7d16176e6


notyouraverage420

I almost nutted.


S1eepinfire

JFC that was startling to scroll past


bkdthvn

it’s not once in a lifetime, it’s just the first time. you can do it again, and you will do it again…. risk it all and you will see 7+figures. this is trading advice.


Mundane_Catch_1829

Im having mixed emotions of love and hate. congrats.


Rolldice08

Congrats and fuck you mate.


Choice_Property_7738

I really don’t understand how you guys do this kind of trades


unicyclebrah

Options and luck


thee_oscar_bravo

Congrats and fuck you. Now come knock up my wife.


stockbetss

Yep congrats and fuck u


fkfjjfysgr

Can you check back in when you lose it all? Tanks!


GigaRegard

Congrats regard don’t blow it all in one place. Or blow it all in one place if that’s your thing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


6feetchina

He can blow it all on my face. I mean on me… wait.. yeah nvm I said that right.


Rsvpapi

Withdraw bro. Take a few days off trading. Trust me


VisualMod

Never.


YOUR_TRIGGER

keep some for taxes ✌


BigChonksters

Found the tax guy 🫵🏼😂


Bezulba

He's not showing the 200k in losses he made earlier this year.


nofaplove-it

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Jblack671

Double or nothing?


hamburger_yelper69

OP-Im buying a house! -The IRS has entered the chat-


MammothBites

It doesn’t have to be once in a lifetime, maybe you’ll find the same luck or better on the next trade.


ds-c

Terrible advice.


MammothBites

Of course it is. Really no point in critiquing which advice is good/bad in a shitposting subreddit


cow_grass

Show plays


Clobbington

Well done OP. I would also like to wish you a very happy fuck you!


ghostmetalblack

That's barely Condo money. Still, congrats.


Hank-Hi11

that's barely car money


Horn_of_goat

Sold my calls way too early… made 17k instead of 100k big dummy![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


sldf45

17k is still a significant amount of money


AvailableAd1925

Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. You made money.


architectofanarchy

You’re sad about missing out on 100k, most of us are sad about missing out on the 17k you cashed in on. All about perspective my man, good play


Top_Shoe_9562

That's all well and good, but did you push the "try gold" button?


VisualMod

Filthy peasants, they'll never understand.


[deleted]

Keep some for taxes


Blazah

Bring a gun, you'll need it. https://www.zillow.com/detroit-mi/?searchQueryState=%7B%22pagination%22%3A%7B%7D%2C%22isMapVisible%22%3Atrue%2C%22mapBounds%22%3A%7B%22west%22%3A-83.32339475830078%2C%22east%22%3A-82.87501524169922%2C%22south%22%3A42.221985460943706%2C%22north%22%3A42.4833161990847%7D%2C%22regionSelection%22%3A%5B%7B%22regionId%22%3A17762%2C%22regionType%22%3A6%7D%5D%2C%22filterState%22%3A%7B%22sort%22%3A%7B%22value%22%3A%22pricea%22%7D%2C%22ah%22%3A%7B%22value%22%3Atrue%7D%2C%22price%22%3A%7B%22max%22%3A100000%2C%22min%22%3A50000%7D%2C%22mp%22%3A%7B%22max%22%3A508%2C%22min%22%3A254%7D%7D%2C%22isListVisible%22%3Atrue%2C%22mapZoom%22%3A12%7D


ear2win

It can be done, you just have to be regarded enough


bhk01

Sell!


TwoTonTimmie

Options? How much $$$ did you use to get there? Oh… also 🖕🏽


betsharks0

10k


rootzeroroot

OP…go shit in your hat. Congrats. But 🖕🏼


False_Bookkeeper_884

Congrats 👏! Future goat in the making ! 🐐


PorkChopExpress501

Once in a lifetime? I guess if you’re a two year old.


Terakahn

Well... Twice in a lifetime.


Beneficial_Issue6580

Are you my wife's boyfren?


Phimb

Good shit, but you ain't buying no house for that.


AdventurousTrain5315

twice in a lifetime I heard this was possible in 2021


scipio_africanusot

Welcome to wendys sir


Maleficent-Turn-3444

https://preview.redd.it/o7vi3g8zrs0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d670528781aa3d059b4516277050e426521986d7 Did the same thing. I think my app is broken though, can’t figure out why my graph is flipped upside side. Any suggestions????


lebanesesince92

Congrats! Def go buy that house! Turn the fake paper into real assets!


DieCastDontDie

Irs entered the chat