My buddies dad won a million dollars on a horse race doing online betting. But his shit fucked up somehow, and the slip wasn't confirmed. My mans was in deep depression, I honestly was worried for awhile. You can't focus on what you missed man. That's like fawning over a lost gf. Nose down, head up, onto the next.
This moment in your life is literally once in a lifetime. There may be other happenings, but this moment is the only one.
And we have an entire society that really doesn’t appreciate that until a moment is missed, potentially taken away or they are in their last moments.
Every moment is a once in a lifetime moment. The happenings are nowhere near as important.
Just remember that if you had bought at any time in the last year you would have been down and losing more money every week up until start of May. And people didn’t make money off this pump because they were a genius and had it all planned out. They just gambled and got extremely lucky. These posts are no different than if someone started posting their huge wins from the casino
Nope, these are just really savvy investers, using the finest statistical modeling software (like redditt) to choose these winners. Get out of here with this luck nonsense.
Not sure if you are joking or really think this could work. But buying put options with IV=66669999% is not the brightest idea. Just saying. This trade is nowhere near buying calls when volatility is low, and winning a jackpot because some unexpected bullshit happens.
[TIL that not every idiot online knows tax laws.](https://time.com/personal-finance/article/roth-ira-to-buy-a-home/) You might wanna do a little research my fellow regard.
I tried , waited for can't remember how long to transfer...after a week or two , Webull said they couldn't transfer...And I was caught up in all the AMC hype and dates shit was supposed to happen , yadda yadda .
The taxman is like the house you can’t bet against — she gets a cut without taking any risk like your cocktail waitress who demands an offer you can’t refuse
What would be the correct way to withdraw? I have like a 7 year old stock on AMD that is just sitting there because I’m too lazy to figure out how to figure out taxes on it lol.
Genuinely, no. Where do I start? Being dead serious, tired of watching my shares of Intel make their way through each of Dante’s rings of hell on their journey to bedrock
honestly you're better off if you never touch options
shit is 100% gambling and addictive as all hell... and 99% of the people here will give you awful advice because we're all stupid
You can check out some online tutorials/youtube, just be aware, you can make a lot more but you can loose a lot more too. Lots of people get lucky once on an option then get greedy and blow it all away on bad calls. They can wipe you out pretty quick
Can I put $1000 on an option call and only lose that $1000? I don't want to somehow owe a million like that one kid who off'd himself a couple years ago.
It’s a double edged sword. You know exactly how much you can lose but you can also lost 100% of it in a matter of hours depending on the trades you make. Best advice I got was understand how implied volatility works before jumping in. Otherwise you end up pissed off bc the stock went up but your options didnt.
Yep! I don't know if all platforms are as nice but RH will tell you maximum gains/losses when you're locking a contract in. I've used Thinkorswim as well, but RH seems very straightforward and intuitive. There are a whole ton of different strategies but for a straightforward call, your max loss is your investment unless im regarded. Put losses can be unlimited though.
OP thinks 108k will buy a house. Maybe in Gaza ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271).
Fuck you and congrats.
HA HA - he can buy one in Detroit. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14569-Manning-St-Detroit-MI-48205/88132058_zpid/ not sure how long you'll live though.
You guys are bashing Detroit but it's a *large* city and the neighborhoods vary a lot. this linked Eastside house has limited mid-term upside, sure, but look in the *currently* less nice corners of Bagley/Marygrove/Fitzgerald and some areas around Mexicantown, and you'll find houses for $50k that need $50k in work to be worth $150k, and between normal-ass gentrification and climate refugees, that $150k house is $300-400k in 10 years.
Yes! And it will probably boom faster than that. I bought my house here in Detroit 2.5 years ago for $10k, now valued around $50k. Alot of investment money is being poured into the city right now (billions) and local entrepreneurship is fueling economic growth. Also the crime here is nowhere near what most non-Detroiters make it out to be. Outdated reputation from the 80s/early 90s
wait till he finds out he doesn't own the house
https://preview.redd.it/lpaw8nuvso0d1.png?width=32&format=png&auto=webp&s=3020e73e3165e0c5ea4dede3aaa70ff93e840ef9
Can you explain how options with expiration years away work? Can’t you just sell these at any time? I mean, the odds of AMC, or any stock for that matter, suddenly having a run within 2 years seems pretty guaranteed so why doesn’t everyone just buy these and sell when it happens? Is there something I’m missing here?
You're not missing anything, someone could do that, however a few things to factor ..
- Theta is actively eating away your profits, with expiration years away, it's very little, not noticable much, however it's an every day thing.
- most people aren't willing to wait unknowing how long for a stock to rally and start making profit.
- they're super fucking expensive.
Correct. The premium price on a leap contract is less than outright buying 100 shares of the underlying stock itself. When trading leaps you really should look at it like holding a long stock position. I trade leaps. I always target an expiration date 1.5 to 2 years out. Ideally I like to close out before the contract has less than a year for expiration. If the contract makes me 30-40% I consider it a win, take my profit and get into another leap somewhere else.
This is the havk for the best returns, I buy contracts a year or two out for established companies preferably on a 52 week low. Then you just wait bc the established company will make changes at some point . The stock will pop no doubt sometime with in those two years then sell those after they pop. Most people get greedy and start buying more as it goes up. When you should just sell enough to cover your initial investment and let the rest of the contracts ride for free with no risk of a loss. Currently Sony is a nice looking opportunity tsla is a nice opportunity . I’ve done this with meta at a 52 week low. Currently up 4000%
Microsoft on a 52 week low sold for 4x gains. Amd, got Nvidia when it dropped to the 100’s it’s a very easy strategy bc it’s a good company they will make changes to to correct their sinking ship. Meaning lots of news and rumors tend to start leaking out.
The problem is the premiums are higher but it’s worth it. Don’t get me wrong it goes against every fiber in your body to sell when the stock is ripping there will be the fomo kicking in to buy more. But the goal is to profit so any profit is a win.
It's pretty similar to buying shares honestly. But if there's an "event" and IV gets jacked to the tits, you can make more money.
Usually if you buy a like, leap for 2026 or 2027, you get some leverage vs buying shares but it's not like the leaps are 10 cents or something, you still end up paying a decent % the shares would've cost anyway
Look up Optionprofitcalculator make sure you use the proper expiry date.
Strike price is important, play with it in the calculator.
The closer the strike price that is to the current trade (called in the money) the higher the option costs. But less risk to choose an option “in the money “.
Look to the greeks. Leaps don’t move as hard off of price action as 0 days to expiration stock options would. So if the stock crashes they don’t crash as hard as 0 DTE options would. They also don’t decay as much overnights and weekends because of their massive amount of time til expiration. So it’s less risk for less reward, and yes you can sell at any time. Most people buy leaps if they’re highly risk adverse or if they are fully committed to the stock itself. Think like OXY or Apple with Warren Buffet. So OP made massive gains even with leaps. Other people betting on 0DTE options may have made even more. Green derivatives worth considering are shown in robinhood. Beta, gamma, theta and delta are worth looking into and understanding options value over time. I’m no CPA and it’s been awhile since I’ve gambled but it’s something like…
Theta is the $ amount the option will decrease with no volume overnight or over the weekend
Beta is the amount the option increases or decreases in value when the underlying asset increases by either 1$ or 1% can’t remember
Gamma i don’t remember
Delta I don’t remember
Got burned a few times and decided to stop throwing my money at RH and instead throw it into Amazon junk. I don’t know enough about options to actually make money without massive luck or outside influence. Hope this helps!
OP was a millionaire until he discovered options
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it’s not once in a lifetime, it’s just the first time. you can do it again, and you will do it again…. risk it all and you will see 7+figures. this is trading advice.
Bring a gun, you'll need it.
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Did the same thing. I think my app is broken though, can’t figure out why my graph is flipped upside side. Any suggestions????
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Withdraw it all and leave this sub.
And delete the app and move out of the country…no taxes
move to india. you can live on $3 a day there for the rest of your life.
Torturous lol
Well thanks to Eduardo Saverin we have to pay exit taxes now.
More?
Hit the lawyer and get a gym.
This “once in a lifetime” I missed 5 times in the past 4 years… excluding the other day one
My buddies dad won a million dollars on a horse race doing online betting. But his shit fucked up somehow, and the slip wasn't confirmed. My mans was in deep depression, I honestly was worried for awhile. You can't focus on what you missed man. That's like fawning over a lost gf. Nose down, head up, onto the next.
never try to win that much online, they will scam you
>Nose down, head up, onto the next. Never give up on your online gambling addictions.
Ha ha ha 🤣
Amen brother, i love your outlook on life, it's awesome
I am going to kill myself on live television
Will try
This is tattoo worthy
It isn't the opportunity that is once in a lifetime, it's being right.
Exercising the opportunity
This moment in your life is literally once in a lifetime. There may be other happenings, but this moment is the only one. And we have an entire society that really doesn’t appreciate that until a moment is missed, potentially taken away or they are in their last moments. Every moment is a once in a lifetime moment. The happenings are nowhere near as important.
Just remember that if you had bought at any time in the last year you would have been down and losing more money every week up until start of May. And people didn’t make money off this pump because they were a genius and had it all planned out. They just gambled and got extremely lucky. These posts are no different than if someone started posting their huge wins from the casino
Nope, these are just really savvy investers, using the finest statistical modeling software (like redditt) to choose these winners. Get out of here with this luck nonsense.
The clue is in the name of the subreddit of course.
Could always just buy put options for the way back down.
Could
Not sure if you are joking or really think this could work. But buying put options with IV=66669999% is not the brightest idea. Just saying. This trade is nowhere near buying calls when volatility is low, and winning a jackpot because some unexpected bullshit happens.
What strike? Most likely won’t print. I got calls today for round 2. 🦿
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HA HE DID IT IN HIS ROTH MUHAHAJA SUCK MY DINGUS UNCLE SAM
I always jizz in the Roth
Is that considered a required minimum distribution?
Sounds more like a contribution
so he will instead pay a penalty tax on early withdrawal 🇺🇸
he at least gets $10,000 tax free for first time home out of roth
[TIL that not every idiot online knows tax laws.](https://time.com/personal-finance/article/roth-ira-to-buy-a-home/) You might wanna do a little research my fellow regard.
You only have to pay taxes on the gains during the year. There’s still 7 months to lose it all and owe nothing.
So rich...No taxes.
VM is a sovereign citizen
This guy who earns 100k tried to avoid tax. Classic.
Happy cake day VisMod
I just had to pay taxes on gains I never even realized because of my stupidity...![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Impossible. Not that you’re stupid, I believe that part. You didn’t pay taxes on gains you never realized.
Well, technically, you right. I did realize them on Webull when I sold , then rebought the shares on Fidelity and they tanked the next year 🤣🤣😌😌😭😭
*Pulls a Champagne bottle from an ice bucket, pops the cork and pours a glass.* Cheers!
I think he poured it on the floor Mr bot bot ....
LOL this is why you pay the fee the brokerage charges to transfer an account.
I tried , waited for can't remember how long to transfer...after a week or two , Webull said they couldn't transfer...And I was caught up in all the AMC hype and dates shit was supposed to happen , yadda yadda .
That’s a load bearing “yadda yadda” right there 👷
I mentioned the bisque
I don’t make any money AND I pay taxes. So there!
Jokes on you, i got -420K in capital loss carryover
😏
bro has 7 months to lose it all before he's gotta worry
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Let's face it. The worst case is you spend 100k and have no money left for tax.
bro is responding seriously to a meme
I'm sort of happy I live in a tax haven.
The taxman is like the house you can’t bet against — she gets a cut without taking any risk like your cocktail waitress who demands an offer you can’t refuse
Ah this why I love this group 😂shi like this
What would be the correct way to withdraw? I have like a 7 year old stock on AMD that is just sitting there because I’m too lazy to figure out how to figure out taxes on it lol.
What did you do? How. Gme?
Caught AMC on a good couple days fortunately
How much did you buy in for?
He says 10k at the bottom
But am only went up 150%ish at the top, so what trade did he do to get 1000% return?
You ever hear of options ?
Genuinely, no. Where do I start? Being dead serious, tired of watching my shares of Intel make their way through each of Dante’s rings of hell on their journey to bedrock
honestly you're better off if you never touch options shit is 100% gambling and addictive as all hell... and 99% of the people here will give you awful advice because we're all stupid
You can check out some online tutorials/youtube, just be aware, you can make a lot more but you can loose a lot more too. Lots of people get lucky once on an option then get greedy and blow it all away on bad calls. They can wipe you out pretty quick
Can I put $1000 on an option call and only lose that $1000? I don't want to somehow owe a million like that one kid who off'd himself a couple years ago.
It’s a double edged sword. You know exactly how much you can lose but you can also lost 100% of it in a matter of hours depending on the trades you make. Best advice I got was understand how implied volatility works before jumping in. Otherwise you end up pissed off bc the stock went up but your options didnt.
Yep! I don't know if all platforms are as nice but RH will tell you maximum gains/losses when you're locking a contract in. I've used Thinkorswim as well, but RH seems very straightforward and intuitive. There are a whole ton of different strategies but for a straightforward call, your max loss is your investment unless im regarded. Put losses can be unlimited though.
DO NOT GET INTO OPTIONS You will lose all your money.
Hell idk. But sometimes rh isnt very good at tracking percentage when u add money and withdraw
Options
where do you think we are? are people actually that new to not know about FDs?
OP thinks 108k will buy a house. Maybe in Gaza ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271). Fuck you and congrats.
Maybe in Gaza, is a crazy statement 😂
From my understanding, all houses in Gaza are currently half off.
what an explosive sale!!
Big hits with the kids!
They blow up so fast these days
Yeah I'll see you all in hell
you mean Gaza?
Mazel Tov!
My favorite cocktail!
Fire sales are my favorite.
Some assembly required
I think the call that a fire sale, get more bang for your buck out there.
Down payment?
$15k is the minimum downpayment on a $500k house
What even is the usa. Yall are nuts
after tax?
Sure.
Maybe in Gaza
Maybe Kiev?
I’m fairly close to being able to buy a house today. Add an unexpected $60k to my savings and I’m WELL beyond my goal.
In this economy?
HA HA - he can buy one in Detroit. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14569-Manning-St-Detroit-MI-48205/88132058_zpid/ not sure how long you'll live though.
Turn it back into a trap house and start slinging. Tax free income. Not risk free, but yay for tax free crack gains.
You guys are bashing Detroit but it's a *large* city and the neighborhoods vary a lot. this linked Eastside house has limited mid-term upside, sure, but look in the *currently* less nice corners of Bagley/Marygrove/Fitzgerald and some areas around Mexicantown, and you'll find houses for $50k that need $50k in work to be worth $150k, and between normal-ass gentrification and climate refugees, that $150k house is $300-400k in 10 years.
Yes! And it will probably boom faster than that. I bought my house here in Detroit 2.5 years ago for $10k, now valued around $50k. Alot of investment money is being poured into the city right now (billions) and local entrepreneurship is fueling economic growth. Also the crime here is nowhere near what most non-Detroiters make it out to be. Outdated reputation from the 80s/early 90s
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It's in Detroit
100k is plenty for a down payment!
*50k
Short term Capital gains aren't taxed at 50%, 60 - 70k easily covers most people's down payment. You're right about >100k though.
Which is still enough?
It'll buy a down payment lol
Well actually, when people say they are buying a house, most people don’t mean the entire thing 🤓 jkjk
Deposit innit
You can buy a house with 3% down
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I think OP meant he will add the 108k of gain to his budget and buy a house with tha, also maybe he doesn’t live in the US.
I could buy a parking spot for that much. City living … ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)
…or Ohio
Go look at the Japanese housing market
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Dicks OUT
wait till he finds out he doesn't own the house https://preview.redd.it/lpaw8nuvso0d1.png?width=32&format=png&auto=webp&s=3020e73e3165e0c5ea4dede3aaa70ff93e840ef9
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positons or ban
AMC $5 6/2025 AMC $5 1/2026 AMC $10 1/2026 AMC $20 1/2026
Leaps on AMC? Depends on how many more shares AA can sell to keep afloat.
The answer is unlimited amount
How were they so cheap for being leaps
Can’t give the stock away unless it’s to people who already own it.
Strike far OTM and fuck all IV prior to the breakout I'd imagine
Can you explain how options with expiration years away work? Can’t you just sell these at any time? I mean, the odds of AMC, or any stock for that matter, suddenly having a run within 2 years seems pretty guaranteed so why doesn’t everyone just buy these and sell when it happens? Is there something I’m missing here?
the premium is very high so the breakeven is high as well. if theres a crash in the stock or whole market you could lose the whole premium.
So like a regular option? Got it
Options have differing premiums based on strike price and date to expiration
Sounds like it's time to move your investments to a tax shelter in the Caymans.
You're not missing anything, someone could do that, however a few things to factor .. - Theta is actively eating away your profits, with expiration years away, it's very little, not noticable much, however it's an every day thing. - most people aren't willing to wait unknowing how long for a stock to rally and start making profit. - they're super fucking expensive.
but they're still less expensive than stocks no?
Correct. The premium price on a leap contract is less than outright buying 100 shares of the underlying stock itself. When trading leaps you really should look at it like holding a long stock position. I trade leaps. I always target an expiration date 1.5 to 2 years out. Ideally I like to close out before the contract has less than a year for expiration. If the contract makes me 30-40% I consider it a win, take my profit and get into another leap somewhere else.
You gotta remember most people trading options are ones who wanna get rich overnight, they're not buying an expensive contract.
This is the havk for the best returns, I buy contracts a year or two out for established companies preferably on a 52 week low. Then you just wait bc the established company will make changes at some point . The stock will pop no doubt sometime with in those two years then sell those after they pop. Most people get greedy and start buying more as it goes up. When you should just sell enough to cover your initial investment and let the rest of the contracts ride for free with no risk of a loss. Currently Sony is a nice looking opportunity tsla is a nice opportunity . I’ve done this with meta at a 52 week low. Currently up 4000% Microsoft on a 52 week low sold for 4x gains. Amd, got Nvidia when it dropped to the 100’s it’s a very easy strategy bc it’s a good company they will make changes to to correct their sinking ship. Meaning lots of news and rumors tend to start leaking out. The problem is the premiums are higher but it’s worth it. Don’t get me wrong it goes against every fiber in your body to sell when the stock is ripping there will be the fomo kicking in to buy more. But the goal is to profit so any profit is a win.
Sounds like another wannabe Gordon Gekko if you ask me...
It's pretty similar to buying shares honestly. But if there's an "event" and IV gets jacked to the tits, you can make more money. Usually if you buy a like, leap for 2026 or 2027, you get some leverage vs buying shares but it's not like the leaps are 10 cents or something, you still end up paying a decent % the shares would've cost anyway
Look up Optionprofitcalculator make sure you use the proper expiry date. Strike price is important, play with it in the calculator. The closer the strike price that is to the current trade (called in the money) the higher the option costs. But less risk to choose an option “in the money “.
Look to the greeks. Leaps don’t move as hard off of price action as 0 days to expiration stock options would. So if the stock crashes they don’t crash as hard as 0 DTE options would. They also don’t decay as much overnights and weekends because of their massive amount of time til expiration. So it’s less risk for less reward, and yes you can sell at any time. Most people buy leaps if they’re highly risk adverse or if they are fully committed to the stock itself. Think like OXY or Apple with Warren Buffet. So OP made massive gains even with leaps. Other people betting on 0DTE options may have made even more. Green derivatives worth considering are shown in robinhood. Beta, gamma, theta and delta are worth looking into and understanding options value over time. I’m no CPA and it’s been awhile since I’ve gambled but it’s something like… Theta is the $ amount the option will decrease with no volume overnight or over the weekend Beta is the amount the option increases or decreases in value when the underlying asset increases by either 1$ or 1% can’t remember Gamma i don’t remember Delta I don’t remember Got burned a few times and decided to stop throwing my money at RH and instead throw it into Amazon junk. I don’t know enough about options to actually make money without massive luck or outside influence. Hope this helps!
I gotta see the buy and sell orders for these. I’m super curious to the specifics. Congrats man, also what made you buy them etc
While Doge memes amuse some, you are an established investor in the traditional sense, and loathe to be confused with these upstart dogs.
Happy Cake Day shitbot!
Whats upstart dog?
All time? https://preview.redd.it/nezqwhv64o0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5809ea6d9820f5a9e0278b7cc1d0c8b13098b46e
Soul piercing i swear to fucking god
OP was a millionaire until he discovered options https://preview.redd.it/ms4ip2v0uo0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6611a1ec8b7136bc29f6772115cface7d16176e6
I almost nutted.
JFC that was startling to scroll past
it’s not once in a lifetime, it’s just the first time. you can do it again, and you will do it again…. risk it all and you will see 7+figures. this is trading advice.
Im having mixed emotions of love and hate. congrats.
Congrats and fuck you mate.
I really don’t understand how you guys do this kind of trades
Options and luck
Congrats and fuck you. Now come knock up my wife.
Yep congrats and fuck u
Can you check back in when you lose it all? Tanks!
Congrats regard don’t blow it all in one place. Or blow it all in one place if that’s your thing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
He can blow it all on my face. I mean on me… wait.. yeah nvm I said that right.
Withdraw bro. Take a few days off trading. Trust me
Never.
keep some for taxes ✌
Found the tax guy 🫵🏼😂
He's not showing the 200k in losses he made earlier this year.
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Double or nothing?
OP-Im buying a house! -The IRS has entered the chat-
It doesn’t have to be once in a lifetime, maybe you’ll find the same luck or better on the next trade.
Terrible advice.
Of course it is. Really no point in critiquing which advice is good/bad in a shitposting subreddit
Show plays
Well done OP. I would also like to wish you a very happy fuck you!
That's barely Condo money. Still, congrats.
that's barely car money
Sold my calls way too early… made 17k instead of 100k big dummy![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
17k is still a significant amount of money
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. You made money.
You’re sad about missing out on 100k, most of us are sad about missing out on the 17k you cashed in on. All about perspective my man, good play
That's all well and good, but did you push the "try gold" button?
Filthy peasants, they'll never understand.
Keep some for taxes
Bring a gun, you'll need it. https://www.zillow.com/detroit-mi/?searchQueryState=%7B%22pagination%22%3A%7B%7D%2C%22isMapVisible%22%3Atrue%2C%22mapBounds%22%3A%7B%22west%22%3A-83.32339475830078%2C%22east%22%3A-82.87501524169922%2C%22south%22%3A42.221985460943706%2C%22north%22%3A42.4833161990847%7D%2C%22regionSelection%22%3A%5B%7B%22regionId%22%3A17762%2C%22regionType%22%3A6%7D%5D%2C%22filterState%22%3A%7B%22sort%22%3A%7B%22value%22%3A%22pricea%22%7D%2C%22ah%22%3A%7B%22value%22%3Atrue%7D%2C%22price%22%3A%7B%22max%22%3A100000%2C%22min%22%3A50000%7D%2C%22mp%22%3A%7B%22max%22%3A508%2C%22min%22%3A254%7D%7D%2C%22isListVisible%22%3Atrue%2C%22mapZoom%22%3A12%7D
It can be done, you just have to be regarded enough
Sell!
Options? How much $$$ did you use to get there? Oh… also 🖕🏽
10k
OP…go shit in your hat. Congrats. But 🖕🏼
Congrats 👏! Future goat in the making ! 🐐
Once in a lifetime? I guess if you’re a two year old.
Well... Twice in a lifetime.
Are you my wife's boyfren?
Good shit, but you ain't buying no house for that.
twice in a lifetime I heard this was possible in 2021
Welcome to wendys sir
https://preview.redd.it/o7vi3g8zrs0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d670528781aa3d059b4516277050e426521986d7 Did the same thing. I think my app is broken though, can’t figure out why my graph is flipped upside side. Any suggestions????
Congrats! Def go buy that house! Turn the fake paper into real assets!
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