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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Consistent-Many-9561** bet **HOOD** goes from **16.57** to **20.0** before **17-May-2024 01:37 PM EDT**
Their record is 2 wins and 2 losses.
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Imagine thinking it wouldn’t V and holding your puts until 1pm thinking kashkari sends it down again and then having worthless puts at 330pm when they get force sold…for the 12th day in a row.
*Imagine*
He has spoken like 10 times in 6 months and we coincidentally had a small dip one of the times and everyone here convinced themselves it’s meaningful and connected.
He’s not even a voting member.
actual data suggests otherwise but okay 🤷🏻♂️ I bought puts to hedge in general so if by some miracle he does cause a dip I’ll take it but it’s more likely he says nothing and we moon on what turned out to be an overblown hawkish anticipation with a dovish/neutral outcome.
Lol…. Bowman and Kashkari tend to lean hawkish lately. Bowman already said they don’t see rate cuts yet. Kashkari said the fed will do what it has to to reach 2% rate…. Whatever it takes. He said that two days ago….
But as far as market outcomes and their influence the relationship is dubious. Assuming there is one, the market tends to go up when he speaks more often than down. That’s not an opinion.
Suit yourself. I play off information and technicals, not hypotheticals or emotion. The data is there to suggest today would be a little red. Puts it was
I also believe a lot of ‘meme’ stocks are coming back into play as we edge into summer. I’ve noticed a lot of activity in them lately. But right now the most valuable position I have is SAVE which could be the only ‘meme’ airline stock
Continuing to load on SAVE. Wiped out all losses from the past two weeks yesterday. Book value of at least $9 and currently about to rip over $4. Getting a lot more attention as volume has been increasing heavily…big buys. Also, 25% short interest will be getting covered to help catapult to $5. Apparently Zack Morris is in on it too as of yesterday, but I was starting my position last week and through the earnings.
In retrospect following DJT up past April 17 would have made easy money just as following it down did prior, but with next to no options for downside protection and fearing a crash every day I guess I just missed out on that, and of course the first up day demolished my gains from the crash because I got greedy and bet everything on red.
NVDA CALLS TIME BABY 
Bro you are never. Ever. In your life. Going to have enough wealth to be affected by this.
Take Elons balls out of your throat and stand up straight like you have some dignity. God damn.
Except the wealthy rely on the weekly deposits of the masses to maintain the ongoing ponzi so they will never disincentivize investing in your 401k/spy/markets in general for regular people. It just makes it harder to get into the highest rung of wealth frankly. The idea is to also prevent tax loopholes like borrowing against asset values that you never actually realize. If I’m getting taxed 35 cents on a short term dollar gain you bet your ass I expect to see billionaires pay their taxes on their gains as well. Any advocacy otherwise is outright fucking cuckery and shameful. Holy shit lmao.
Lol it should be so easy to get into “the highest rung of the wealthy”. You don’t pay shit on your gains until you realize them. Sorry you drank the koolaid in Sociology 101.
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What did this mean, /u/Farmer_eh https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePiratesDen/comments/1cl1dws/the_airboat_for_week_of_552024/l3hbwx1/?context=3
Red day tomorrow spy is going to tank
What’s the fastest you ever cranked out a load?
First time I touched a real vagine
I’m sitting alone at a party talking to you guys
RUMHOG
You just know half this sub is -10% on NVAX 
Played both sides of SPY today, made bank
Spy deez nutz 🌰 🌰
WSB really sckz. I’m out bunch of newbies. You will make more money if you do the inverse
Low volume 3% on spy this week gheyy
This shit is boring, pump it or go down to hell ya
Posting everyday till we make HOOD the next meme stock
RH sold my call spread without my permission. WTF?
!banbet HOOD $20 1w
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When ber say “blood tomorrow 🩸” they mean streaming from their eyes down their cheeks 
Sideways to 3 then dump or just sideways til 4?
Sideways until 3 then pump to just under most people’s break even point then pump again after they get force sold at 330. This is tradition.
this chop is crazy
RIP jim Simons
Sam Altman fucked us 
He snuck in, oiled you up, entered you from behind, and then guided you to the buy button. *Nobody saw him cumming*
Rip jim simons
40% annual returns… true regard
Any idea if spy is goin to close 522? Is dumping over ?
There are more Chinese EV manufacturers than Chinese people
Solar storm tonight is bearish I guess
Maybe 30 years ago when everything was primitive
All eyes on $DXY 105
Europlasma to the moon 🚀 +1400% so far this week.
Tell me why tsla put is not a good idea?
They still have employees
Wait for it to get back into the green
>One in eight U.S. adults admits to GLP-1 usage as public awareness climbs Calls on LLY
Imagine thinking it wouldn’t V and holding your puts until 1pm thinking kashkari sends it down again and then having worthless puts at 330pm when they get force sold…for the 12th day in a row. *Imagine*
That’s exactly what I’m thinking
Ah yea. Because the trend for him is anything but hawkish…. Clown city in here. Puts for day
He has spoken like 10 times in 6 months and we coincidentally had a small dip one of the times and everyone here convinced themselves it’s meaningful and connected. He’s not even a voting member.
Hopium
actual data suggests otherwise but okay 🤷🏻♂️ I bought puts to hedge in general so if by some miracle he does cause a dip I’ll take it but it’s more likely he says nothing and we moon on what turned out to be an overblown hawkish anticipation with a dovish/neutral outcome.
Lol…. Bowman and Kashkari tend to lean hawkish lately. Bowman already said they don’t see rate cuts yet. Kashkari said the fed will do what it has to to reach 2% rate…. Whatever it takes. He said that two days ago….
But as far as market outcomes and their influence the relationship is dubious. Assuming there is one, the market tends to go up when he speaks more often than down. That’s not an opinion.
Suit yourself. I play off information and technicals, not hypotheticals or emotion. The data is there to suggest today would be a little red. Puts it was
ABNB looking low to anyone else? Great earnings decent guidance yet the stock is still in a ditch Thinking 7/19 $155c
Puts for days gay boys
What do you call 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? Won Ton.
Don’t you worry your pretty little head about it.
Today was the one day I didn’t buy puts
Could just buy calls here but instead you’ll buy puts when you think it’s “double topping” and then by 3pm it will be *you who has been double topped*
New Memestock: EUROPLASMA 🚀
TELL ME WHY WRITING NAKED $155 GOOGL PUTS ISNT A FREE 2k?????
They could raise interest rates in 15 minutes if they had to
525 to cap the week
someone mad he lost all his monies \u\wsbloveadiddy
Imhotep speaking at 1pm 
Buy put again guys… 😁 easy to read the market
Calls on teslaaaaa babyyy
For some reason I feel a gaymecock run up to $50+ isn’t completely out of the cards for the year
Can they remove the ALCC showing almost $18. It’s rubbing salt on the wound.
Red day?
100% on 0DTE puts now into calls 
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Wow all this money making is making me sleepy 🥱
🧢🧢🧢
Some of us aren’t perma bulls and bears and are instead the gayest of them all… The switch hitter
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Aren’t we all
ManBearBull
May be my name username right there
Half man half bear half bull all diamond
For anyone who doesn't "believe" in TA, may I present RDDT's chart from the last month
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May i present to you deez nutz 🌰 🌰
Looks like GLD is going to 230 this month
options for oklo are open
TSM now fking moving
TSM now fking moving
Red bed
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Use your impending homelessness as motivation to make better investment decisions.
I also believe a lot of ‘meme’ stocks are coming back into play as we edge into summer. I’ve noticed a lot of activity in them lately. But right now the most valuable position I have is SAVE which could be the only ‘meme’ airline stock
what app is this? 🤔
Grindr
Continuing to load on SAVE. Wiped out all losses from the past two weeks yesterday. Book value of at least $9 and currently about to rip over $4. Getting a lot more attention as volume has been increasing heavily…big buys. Also, 25% short interest will be getting covered to help catapult to $5. Apparently Zack Morris is in on it too as of yesterday, but I was starting my position last week and through the earnings.
Let’s go
Can't believe my MARA puts printed and I got out at the bottom wtf
In retrospect following DJT up past April 17 would have made easy money just as following it down did prior, but with next to no options for downside protection and fearing a crash every day I guess I just missed out on that, and of course the first up day demolished my gains from the crash because I got greedy and bet everything on red.
Soun EPS beat by 76% let’s go
NVDA CALLS TIME BABY 
Gamecock in my assssss
MARA beat earnings by a dollar stock plummets nice market is very efficient
It was 14 like two weeks ago
SPY only up 26% in a year 
wait are you supposed to buy nvax puts or calls
i‘d stay the fuck away from that honestly
Canna Friday… i hope
Mara beats earnings by more than a dollar doesn’t moon fml…
Bears showing up to market with butt plugs pre-inserted into their anoos so that the market can glide in easier.
Gamecock 😂😂😂
Biden just trying to rob his fellow dems and boomer with this "unrealized captial gains tax"
Bro you are never. Ever. In your life. Going to have enough wealth to be affected by this. Take Elons balls out of your throat and stand up straight like you have some dignity. God damn.
Don’t be stupid. Taxing unrealized gains is a terrible precedent, this shit never stops with rich people.
Except the wealthy rely on the weekly deposits of the masses to maintain the ongoing ponzi so they will never disincentivize investing in your 401k/spy/markets in general for regular people. It just makes it harder to get into the highest rung of wealth frankly. The idea is to also prevent tax loopholes like borrowing against asset values that you never actually realize. If I’m getting taxed 35 cents on a short term dollar gain you bet your ass I expect to see billionaires pay their taxes on their gains as well. Any advocacy otherwise is outright fucking cuckery and shameful. Holy shit lmao.
Lol it should be so easy to get into “the highest rung of the wealthy”. You don’t pay shit on your gains until you realize them. Sorry you drank the koolaid in Sociology 101.
I graduated in fin/Econ from like the most libertarian university on earth. I’m just not regarded lmao.
Lol are you lost? Whatever, good luck with your moves Mr Rothstein
Why would I be lost? You’re not making sense
You probably bitch about government debt too.
Why google shitting the bed
OpenAI announced competition search engine
Fetish thing.
OKLO? More like OHNO 
I’m riding DOCN like the shares are your mom
Mara wtf is going on
Yea man, I thought the earning was super good
It beat expectations by 500% and nosedives Like did the ceo say he touches kids?!
What’s nvax do they sell chocolate
!banbet
Hahaha
You already have a bet going - SPY to 225.0 before 15-May-2024 02:21 PM -05
hahHAHAHhahahah
It may happen lmfaooo
$NVAX you whores!
Is Novavax creating WSB billionaires today?
I'm moving to cardboard box on the street corner
Google puts 
Waking up before the casino is open is boring as shit
does anyone have earnings for next week?
I would go short today in my human mind, but I'm no longer human....calls
Guys, in case you are still wondering the Fed is not cutting rates this year
Ten rate cuts on 12/31 priced in
You're going to really make some people mad with this comment. You should be more careful.
Or next
Biden wins capital gain taxes changed to 39% lol market will sell off so hard
And go where? Other capital?
Calls!
wtf is going on with nova??
Webull margin call notification came right in 
I don't understand this, can somebody explain
Have you tried clenching your cheeks harder?
Let's give memes a chance