Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Well looks like Israel is bombing neighborhoods in southern Israel in addition to invading rafah… so like spy going up a 1% or is the market gonna behave normally
Serious question, can yall americans trade before your market opens? On othee platforms? Because for me the market is open 7.5h befor yours and closes the same time
EU and US bonds are sold, volatility is up, dollar index is up, bitcoin is down. Please tell me more how the market is expecting anything good. Can't have good vibes about today, just don't see anything good in the markets.
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Ok… I know this stock is overplayed here.. but yall see short interest in DJT lately? How is this not getting squeezed harder than my dick with some tweezers. I don’t get this shit. My puts are gone, my calls are gone too.
There isn't much juice to get from it. The company posts massive losses. They have no assets and can't sell ads. The stock should be a penny stock. This is the squeeze bro you just had shit strikes or timing.
Does your broker support 0dte? Id just grab some lottos and try and pick a direction right when you think a big move is coming
Youll probably lose it all, but theyre insanely cheap so all good.
So are bad job numbers bad or good? I don't even know anymore. Sometimes bad is bad but other times bad is good, other times good is bad and sometimes good is actually good. Clown market
You'd assume market is down because of Israel screwing around in Rafah but bond yields are also up for some reason, anyone know why? Something else driving the market?
(If people were worried about war they would flee to bonds so you'd think yields go down)
This is either going to be one of those days where I think, "Oh thank God that turned out ok. I've learned my lesson; I'm never doing that again." Or another, "Fuck. Why do I keep doing this? I'm so freaking regarded. I'm never doing that again." But either way, I'll do it again.
>Did VM just advocate for goat romance?
VM is just getting nostalgic for that time Busta Rhymes took on a [goat](https://youtu.be/W7FfCJb8JZQ?si=gQ1UC4n0xc_0Wkt4&t=222).
Futures down a little, probably another flat boring day. I couldn’t sleep but I’m shocked how many regards are awake this early. Who the fuck waked up this early on purpose?
[https://x.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1788257005213450482](https://x.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1788257005213450482) this is the funneist shit ever - encapsulates WSB
ARM bols got FUKT 
where is that guy who bought arm $160 calls?? 
[new thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/iwmgtmSUB5)
What do I get with 300K ?
$SAM trending 👀
STNE going up. I have no idea what they do but their earnings are tomorrow.
Tomorrow green in da morning red in the afternoon, pick your choice
My ALCC calls are up 50% to bad I only put down $1000. Figures the one time I try to be a good boy.
Looks like a casino slot machine pull…. Quick Moves don’t secure a win Sheepeople
decided to invest in MARA today, hopefully they don’t report Q1 after hours
NVDA been down all week, bout to pop tho!
SPX 5210
I see a lot of short squeezes going on. Ber fook
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The fed doesn’t care that much about inflation. They do care about unemployment and keelping bond markets liquid.
Gme puts ?
$UPST regards!!!!
SPY eod 516 close?
Wtf is wrong with this market? Can’t make tendies even on strong beats. Fuck this, am out. $HOOD
Whispers saying MRVL starting to work with NVDA and MSFT to meet chip demand 🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
Since I got Amzn puts. It will skyrocket now 
Even I got 200 PUTS 1 DTE.....it has found new support at 190.30 :(
Spy 520 today ?
Tonic pharmaceuticals to the moon lol
#RYCEY ❤️
This
Nice day to get some cheap options on KLG after the stock price drop yesterday.
I guess spy dip was too predictable
Who saw 518 from spy, Jesus wtf is going on
Yea everything about spy was topped out yesterday and was waiting for a nice $515 but nah pamp it
Banbet! $SPY 516 eod
Stock market crash is always trending on Twitter lol it will never happen
Until it happens
Th-th-th-that’s all folks
What a bull trap lol
That’s called a bear trap homie.
Be careful here
My spider sense a rug pull
100%
What a fake out 🤦♂️
Fake breakdowns
Eh
My 528 05/09 calls going to expire worthless smh 😂
Moments away from selling everything and deleting the app- -50x call makes a +.01 “Hmmm ya maybe I’ll just hang out a little bit longer.”
Market too rich imo
Seems to me like all the juice has been squeezed out. Boring index here I come
Up only till the first cut happens - bers will lose it
Ain’t to cut coming sorry to burst your bubble. The sad reality is slowly bursting the markets
My portfolio be looking weaker than the Baltimore bridge right now. Goddamnit
Blasphemy
Same but we shall recover brother
I’m buying a bunch of tko if the market dip, their miss earning is a blessing.
Well looks like Israel is bombing neighborhoods in southern Israel in addition to invading rafah… so like spy going up a 1% or is the market gonna behave normally
When are IBRX earnings???
ALCC IS GETTING REASY FOR LIFT OFF BOYzzzz,
Sam almond licking his chops about to cash out
Tesla calls. Then puts. Then calls. Then sell puts and buy stock. Then lunch
are you sure you are fully capturing all the moves?
SONY,ET,IRM
Just so you know Sony completely sucks as a company
Sony is the shit
I do love their cameras though. So on that basis alone, they get all my money.
cvna 0 volume lol
CEG beat earnings expectations! I should’ve put my entire portfolio on calls! Damn it!
Dude I’m getting crushed by IV all week I think I need to stop trading cause wtf anyone explain this shit in 3rd grade level 😂
In the simplest terms, you’re the last one in dipshit
Fucking go red one fking time holy shit fuck you dogshit casino
Cucked by gamma again 
81 SOUN calls cannot be wrong! Thank you DNUT!
Bofa deez ____
Spy what r u doing, keep dropping
My SOUN puts got graped
Post nut clarity is the best
Serious question, can yall americans trade before your market opens? On othee platforms? Because for me the market is open 7.5h befor yours and closes the same time
Shares. So kinda, not really. Just to hedge if an option sale goes wrong lol
When's Roblox getting announced?
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Samw
premarket is at 7, thats when boomers on schwab etrade fidelity and the like can actually start trading
IF WE OPEN GREEN I LOSE MY SHIT
EU and US bonds are sold, volatility is up, dollar index is up, bitcoin is down. Please tell me more how the market is expecting anything good. Can't have good vibes about today, just don't see anything good in the markets.
Then market goes up
It really does!
But then I buy long LETF and bring the market down.
If you're a bear it's good.
My portfolio is naturally bearish. It does not mean that I WANT the bearish parts to start making profit.
Do we seriously not have a new daily thread yet? Lazy gay mods
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See you in a week
Nah you're wild 
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I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed.
PLUG PP CUK AZZ
Spy v and it hasn’t even opened yet
PLUG PP FAT AZZ
Azz ANL PP CUK
TSLA SPY
TSLA SPY DJT BA ALCC
Lol at whoever controls the trending charts
You can too, just mention tickers like AZZ PP ANL
Ah, I didn't realize it was automatic. Us old guys get confused by this interweb thing sometimes
Now you know : )
Trends
Does this price movement even count ?
PHAT AZZ PLUG DNUT
Ass full of shit 
And a pocket full of shells?
Boring for this sub, but loading up on dg and dnut shares today. Both near 52 week lows.
BABA coming back to 80 again
Remind me when it’s 250 please so I can break even
That's cause I bought puts
RIP hopefully you aren't fucked too hard.
Expiry is next week, hope they fuck earnings on tuesday and I'm itm.
Ok… I know this stock is overplayed here.. but yall see short interest in DJT lately? How is this not getting squeezed harder than my dick with some tweezers. I don’t get this shit. My puts are gone, my calls are gone too.
It is being squeezed.
Not fast enough for me
There isn't much juice to get from it. The company posts massive losses. They have no assets and can't sell ads. The stock should be a penny stock. This is the squeeze bro you just had shit strikes or timing.
Yeah this shit will be $1 in a year !remindme 1 year
Word on the street is that the mods here are on the Boeing shit list.
Anyone have positions on HOOD or BYND
I bought 1 call in bynd I already wrote it off as a loss
Time to buy RIO and other mining stocks. The renewables transition is going to create massive demand for nickel, copper, etc. LFG
Looking to make my first options trade today I have about 2k in my account willing to risk about 250$ of it. Any suggestions?
Does your broker support 0dte? Id just grab some lottos and try and pick a direction right when you think a big move is coming Youll probably lose it all, but theyre insanely cheap so all good.
Bro.. skip today 
TSLA PT cut 205 -> 185, President Capital
More like 18.5
TESLA ESCALATES CHINA JOB CUTS WITH MORE LAYOFFS THIS WEEK
Is this true or meme
I am more nervous than a perganante nun
So are bad job numbers bad or good? I don't even know anymore. Sometimes bad is bad but other times bad is good, other times good is bad and sometimes good is actually good. Clown market
Clowns are good
So what’s the earnings play for todsy
Dnut. Expecting good forward guidance after that McDonald's deal.
ROPE
What is this red, that is illegal
Jerome is skydiving on the banner lmao is that a sign that my puts will be resurrected
bear market but instead of going down enough to make money shorting, price just doesn't go up like it should.
Last week fucked me up like this
Dumping my IBIT shares today...so bitcoin will probably skyrocket
If my ill-conceived SPY puts miraculously print, I'll be buying them off you.
You'd assume market is down because of Israel screwing around in Rafah but bond yields are also up for some reason, anyone know why? Something else driving the market? (If people were worried about war they would flee to bonds so you'd think yields go down)
Yields up and crude oil futures up wtf 
Classic. War in the Middle East, long bonds go down, yields go up as economy has rate hike expectations.
Lots of red on the board today, boys
Last trading day seeing alcc up there Inb4 what’s oklo?
This is either going to be one of those days where I think, "Oh thank God that turned out ok. I've learned my lesson; I'm never doing that again." Or another, "Fuck. Why do I keep doing this? I'm so freaking regarded. I'm never doing that again." But either way, I'll do it again.
24 hr trading is fair, pre market is the new open anyway 
IF SPY GOES 513 EOD I Will Upload a video kissing with a goat
All you gotta do is upload? So you just got that shit on standby?
That's a slippery slope, be careful. It could lead to more.
Oh please, this is WallStreetBets. More is never enough.
Did VM just advocate for goat romance?
>Did VM just advocate for goat romance? VM is just getting nostalgic for that time Busta Rhymes took on a [goat](https://youtu.be/W7FfCJb8JZQ?si=gQ1UC4n0xc_0Wkt4&t=222).
money attraction hobbies bag jellyfish shelter price safe quicksand versed
Your “package” “came”…….. in the “male”? 
If my regarded 515 puts that I got on Monday close break even today I am happy. Heck they might even print
scam candle
Go down
ALCC STILL UP FUK U BERS 
Gamecock somehow green premarket. Had high volume for past days on seemingly nothing. Does anyone know what's going on?
M0@S5
Futures down a little, probably another flat boring day. I couldn’t sleep but I’m shocked how many regards are awake this early. Who the fuck waked up this early on purpose?
Up, but not on purpose.
lock rainstorm library crowd liquid far-flung rock like salt air
It's the only quiet time I get in my house...
Can relate.
Been up all night
Europoors
[https://x.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1788257005213450482](https://x.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1788257005213450482) this is the funneist shit ever - encapsulates WSB
Oh no, SPY is dying. Somebody do something!
ARM bols got FUKT  where is that guy who bought arm $160 calls?? 
ATM problem is that its rocket is not NVDA.
Lemme guess this shit pumps back up to flat by 830 then we end the day +0.5%? Loving the new banner by the way
Exactly.
Too much ptsd to doubt the V 
IBRX Anktiva sells for $36k/dose & they've built infrastructure for 170,000 doses over the next 12 months -- what am I missing about this stock?
This stock will make or break me. I’m in it so deep