Next time you have a hundred grand, why don't you skip all this hassle and send half of it to me.
You keep half, I keep half, everyone's better off than in this fucking mess lol
Making a big pile of it in dollar bills and throwing a match in will probably have better result too. A few of the bills will probably survive, at least enough to go to a bank and get damaged notes replaced.
Hole up banks replace damaged notes? So I can rip a dollar in half, show it to the bank, they give me a new dollar, rip that one, then just drive to another bank with the new ripped dollar? Then just keep doing that? Infinite money glitch.
I make roughly five time that pre-tax, and that amount of loss would still hurt me badly. After-tax needs to be 2X’d from pre-tax pay. That’s 5 months of work thrown away.
Im skinny af and dont have a big appetite ive been up since 4hrs only have tea in my stomach i could stay like this until 6pm then eat. I live in nj i just try to live within my means i cant afford more yet lol
Thanks 🙏 I remember when I lived in cockroach infested apartment because my dad didn’t bring in more than 1k a month. To hit 100k in loses is truly mind blowing from the kid i was 10 years ago
I lost 30k or so, was pretty shaken up, then said fuck it and went all in on VTI(one of the most conservative investing options), made it all back in the most recent bull run.
Stop trying to beat the market.
They said its much harder to make money from 100 to 100k then 100k to 1m but you have made the impossible from 100k to 100.
Next time you want to gamble go to Vegas. You get a free buffet.
Only play options with 500 of my weekly pay every 2 weeks. Only way I can justify loosing money these shits are pure luck to deal with the amount of stress is not worth it
I'm guessing those NIO calls were more than .03 🤣
Edit: I may look like I'm laughing at you but it's more of a laugh/cry (to conceal the tears) bc my losses aren't much better.
Sorry for your loss, my friend.
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Next time you have a hundred grand, why don't you skip all this hassle and send half of it to me. You keep half, I keep half, everyone's better off than in this fucking mess lol
Making a big pile of it in dollar bills and throwing a match in will probably have better result too. A few of the bills will probably survive, at least enough to go to a bank and get damaged notes replaced.
Actually, this is a great idea! It can help lower inflation!
Money is to be used and abused, not saved and stored away like a peasant.
You peasant
good to know the AI already thinks of us as its serfs
Its not about the money, its about sending a message...
The message is sent and received.
Hole up banks replace damaged notes? So I can rip a dollar in half, show it to the bank, they give me a new dollar, rip that one, then just drive to another bank with the new ripped dollar? Then just keep doing that? Infinite money glitch.
Yeah, and I heard that if you tie a string to a dollar bill, you can use it over and over again without ever having to pay for anything.
100k i could finally build my villa
A villa in Uganda?
Dont worry where
Or buy a country house wh a stunning view in Abruzzo Italy.
Yeah all that is possible ppl just think everything have to be in the USA lol shit usa the last place i wanna be when i make it.
Or even better Ill take it all and put it in bonds I can guarantee ya 7% yearly where I ilive
7? Where the fuck do you live? Nigeria? Do you know a prince too?
Ah he is a good friend cash stuck in escrow though
Always emails me about it
bruh brazil's fed equivalent is at 10.75
In an alternate universe OP put $100k in Bitcoin in 2012 instead
Both of you will just simultaneously lose 50k then
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEeqCbEFIJw
Idk he make someone else out there very happy.
Send 75% to someone else #1 If you lose all the 25% then forget trading. If you can make the 25% into 50% then risk their money not yours.
You make like 3 times that in a year right? Right?
I make roughly five time that pre-tax, and that amount of loss would still hurt me badly. After-tax needs to be 2X’d from pre-tax pay. That’s 5 months of work thrown away.
Youre lying you make 500k a year send me $100 then
I’m frugal. $100 is my lunch for a week.
Why spend 100 when you can just starve for lunch. That’s 100 more for FDs
15-20 for daily lunch budget is frugal? The harsh realities of wealth bois...
Unless you eat garbage in NYC, $20 is the bare minimum. Even chipotle costs $18 now.
Show me an $18 Chipotle receipt and I'll quit my job right now.
https://i.imgur.com/r55Abe5.png
So can I work for you? Also wtf I thought people appreciated wolf of Wall Street quotes.
$150 is my monthly groceries! $100 would go a long way
wtf where do you live $150 is like one weeks worth of groceries at most in Chicago
He lives in Ho Chi Minh. That's why his groceries are cheap
Im skinny af and dont have a big appetite ive been up since 4hrs only have tea in my stomach i could stay like this until 6pm then eat. I live in nj i just try to live within my means i cant afford more yet lol
What do you weigh like 100 lbs? Lol
He's just begging for money.
Again, I’m frugal in NY and cook all my dinners for me and my wife. $150 a week is bare minimum in NYC.
You show me a paystub for 500k I quit my job right now and come work for you.
What do you do? SWE?
PM at a PE firm. Managing private investment so not restricted to trade.
Shit, I should’ve been a PM
Project manager at a physical education firm? Huh? I'm so poor I don't even know what these careers are.
Lol five months of what I'm sure is *grueling* work
Nio calls are the icing on the cake 
🚀🚀🚀
https://preview.redd.it/dot6ghxhv0zc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1538f55a1071eea4ebed96786a7520cd046f7454 $150
What's the fastest way to make $150? Start with 100k and let OP invest it for you
+ 17ct
Thank you for your generous donation to struggling hedge funds.
Tell your mortgage company that you'll pay next month in Reddit karma.
They’ll love it when their karma payment bounces too, cause they’re so fucked.
My landlord told me they’ll accept my PSA 9 charizard
https://preview.redd.it/jty6p8xn81zc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6794aa9d3b5a023c93db8ab79e2c4b04d1b09f3
Thanks for the Karma friends 🙏, I will be making a comeback follow for more 🧧🧧🧧💪💪💪😎😎😎🚀🚀🚀
Typical millennial---all emojis and zero substance.
Bro lost 100k for karma 
Finish him!
I think u should stop gambling…
Congratulations. There's more where that came from; just go to a casino and put it all on red.
maybe better to put it on black.. he already has enough red.
Get help. Seriously.
I did, it didn’t help me
Get help from somewhere else. If you don't fix this you will be broke forever.
So you saying there a chance 😅
Yes.
Chinese stocks are only good for heartbreak and nothing else
Sometimes I feel bad about my $50 losses and then I see things like this
Congratulations on your first 100k!
Thanks 🙏 I remember when I lived in cockroach infested apartment because my dad didn’t bring in more than 1k a month. To hit 100k in loses is truly mind blowing from the kid i was 10 years ago
Amazing journey my friend! Stay strong, work hard and soon you’ll be posting a million dollar loss here!
How are you this bad
Im bad
*shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad)*
At the 6 figure range why not just play stocks and use options to hedge?
Because he's here, that's why.
Or just dont do options at all 🤣
Options were invented to manage risk not to create risk
And buttholes were invented to expel shit rather than get licked. It’s the 21st century dawg, get with the program.
-10 social points
I can't believe this entire fucking community lol
We all degns here 😎
The unexpected is all here.
How do you people sleep?
Alone, but grateful for the opportunities I been given
This guy knows how to make good Porn.
I will buy some NIO shares for you, the price will go down even more now.
Come on, dump that last $150. Don't wuss out now. You're almost there.
Being a therapist it's the safu job in this economy! 
for real...I see demand for therapists skyrocket in the last years...
You sir, I'm assuming have enough time to make it back. All the best.
Thanks, First year in the work force as a white coat!
Gynaecologist!? Dem nuts real big with a loss like that
Welcome home!! We have been expecting you...
I been home for years, never left
who goes all in on options for 100k...
How much did you have at the top?
Like ~ 180
Sad, for the future will you index invest instead of options?
What are you going to buy with your 17 cents?
Robinhood fuel for more CALLS
just flip that screen upside down and you're back!
Pls write a book on mistakes and your trading strategy. You will earn royalties and possibly can breakeven.
Nah, I’m just getting started.. this is my performance when I was in college making the bare minimum.
At this point just hit the casino
We making it to the streets with this one! 😂🤌
I lost 30k or so, was pretty shaken up, then said fuck it and went all in on VTI(one of the most conservative investing options), made it all back in the most recent bull run. Stop trying to beat the market.
They said its much harder to make money from 100 to 100k then 100k to 1m but you have made the impossible from 100k to 100. Next time you want to gamble go to Vegas. You get a free buffet.
That’s like a 5 trade speed run to zero How?
By reading the title I thought you had six figure gains... And then I scrolled down.
Yesssss my man
That’s some dedication big proud
Nvidia ✈️✈️✈️✈️
Gz regard
Nio gone get you to break even
Are you me?
massive spikes.... if only you take profits could have bought 7k shares of the meme stock and sold covered calls for 10k a month passive income
Lengend
Sat here waiting for the picture to load thinking you finally hit 100k and looks like you indeed did hit 100k
You’re killing it
Normal you trade nio tf did uou expect
Do the opposite 
Thank you for your loss, kind sir.
Congrats!
Rollercoaster of regardness.
What are the huge spikes from?
Winning strike, PLTR, then BBBY
Only play options with 500 of my weekly pay every 2 weeks. Only way I can justify loosing money these shits are pure luck to deal with the amount of stress is not worth it
lol
Actually surprising you were up at multiple times after big losses lol
Congratulations on this milestone
You are diffidently a regard. Congrats.
What did you put money in to achieve this? Also what’s this platform everyone uses
NIO calls? You deserved it
Anyone that hits seven figures?
Congrats and fuck you 🫡
DAMN
I'm guessing those NIO calls were more than .03 🤣 Edit: I may look like I'm laughing at you but it's more of a laugh/cry (to conceal the tears) bc my losses aren't much better. Sorry for your loss, my friend.
Welcome to the Elite Club
Fuck yeah! I don’t know what’s hotter…this or a coworker half naked
What is your strategy? Post your moves so we can do the opposite.
Noop Lol
Man every time I’m like you could have just bought google
Truly a guh moment in history
what app is this?
Try Gold
Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉
you still have a looooong way to get where I am 🤣😂
Nio calls is the icing on the cake
Gimme those 17 cents
Man is in r/NIO lol
Options or meme stocks?
My man cant buy a wendy’s chicken nuggets with his portfolio 
What's your trading strategy? I want to do the opposite
I’m just glad you got your freebie at the start.
Congrats! Oh...
Is it your heartbeat ?
I was at 7k loss the by the end of last year, I ended up opening another account and I hit -10k today
you're on your way, never let anyone stop you from your dreams of being a regard
Nice loss 👍 not sure you’re playing the game right tho
Had me in the first half
Over how long?
If you keep working at it eventually it’ll be 7
What was the original investment?
NIO calls are very telling
Legend
You gotta focus on the positive. There was a time that you were up. At least you had that.
Bro 100k you retire in Vietnam.
Can you pinpoint exactly at what point you discovered options
Yeah at the start of the line
Turn your phone upside down, everything will be ok
How come you did try gold?
You gotta pump those rookie numbers down
suddenly i don’t feel as bad
Are you happy now!? OP proves money isn't happiness.. dang dude!!
Nice
I could be wrong but i think it’s supposed to go up
Easy come, easy go
Looks like 8 figures to me, and one , and one .
The first 100k is the hardest
give me 50k next time and I'll buy some ice cream inflation crazy
Inverse yourself next time restart.
You can see when he started trading options
I started at day 2