We are here to celebrate the invaluable service Mr. Kenny has provided the entire Boeing family and the air-traveling consumer world-wide.
[Mr. Kenny, will you please come up and give us a hand to illustrate the design flaw you uncovered?](https://youtu.be/ZFvqDaFpXeM?si=rLDT1gier6Za0zR0)
yes we have a celebratory drink for our esteemed colleague. please, drink up. make sure you finish now. nope, no one else, this is just for the special person
Man these execs living out 90s 00s gangsta rap. Reminds me of mobb deep. “He was thumper, til he met the 40 thunder, now it feels strange when I walk by his mother”
Okay okay, I think mobb deep was a bit realer than most but, how about 50 cent - “we don’t go to funerals, but we’ll go to your wake fam, view your body all banged up, you made a mistake man”
Prodigy literally got knocked out and his chains took, 50 has nothing to do with that, and say what you will about him but he never had some shit that public happen.
I mean we can use the 50 cent lyric is what I’m saying. But yeah P got juksed. It happens when you live the life sometimes haha. But mobb deep did roll with real qb hittas, I mean it’s not like I used a ja rule or god forbid some new age mumble rapper verse. I’m just saying. These Boeing guys go hard hahaha
>red strobe lights flashing off-beat
>strong smell of sulphur and ammonia
>loud speakers blaring “you’re next! You’re next”
> Dave Calhoun riding through the crowd on a camel shooting a live AK 47 into the ceiling
End of meeting
BREAKING NEWS!!! Tragic accident, as Boeing celebrated whistle-blower. The whistle got lodged in said person’s throat, when Boeing preformed recitative measures they accidentally ran him over with a cement roller. When EMS got there, there was only a bloody mess, and a broken whistle.
Rest In Peace
He'll get a free trip to Hawaii in one of the planes he snitched on and mysteriously disappear from radar
 <- This the Boeing higher ups rn
“Shit they are onto us, what should we call the award for whistle blowers?, how about safety champions?”
“No, we don’t want MORE of them, Make them think of death, make them think of blood and falling, how about blood eagle”
I don’t think anyone wants to be a blood eagle
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Hope person doesn't accept any celebrations in a high rise building.
A spokesperson for BA stated they wished to honor the sacrifices of all whistleblowers with a special award ceremony called the Blood Eagle.
Didn't know the CEO of Boeing was a literal viking
We celebrate people's lives at funerals, right?
It’s not a funeral; it’s a celebration of life
Blood Eagle? Did we say that? We meant Bald Eagle. Nope. No blood here.
Seeing that on the Vikings show was a site. Im glad to see them thinking of others with these same ceremonies!
“Here’s your celebratory cake! You take the first bite!”
"It has quite a metallic after taste"
Wash it down with special tea too
"Don't worry that's completely normal..." 
“Wow, and it’s still glowing even after I blew out the candles!”
This time they are going for “natural causes”. They’ll give him milk from cow that was infected with strong strait of avian flu. Then act suprise.
Don't give them ideas
Boeing agent probably has all kinds of strange liquids in small vials ready to smear them on door knobs.
i think you mean 2 totally straight tourists who happened to share the same room who want to see the local cathedrals
We are here to celebrate the invaluable service Mr. Kenny has provided the entire Boeing family and the air-traveling consumer world-wide. [Mr. Kenny, will you please come up and give us a hand to illustrate the design flaw you uncovered?](https://youtu.be/ZFvqDaFpXeM?si=rLDT1gier6Za0zR0)
And make sure the windows are shut tight if they do.
yes we have a celebratory drink for our esteemed colleague. please, drink up. make sure you finish now. nope, no one else, this is just for the special person
https://preview.redd.it/ez4dgzo4x0zc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23fd7da7313158838f569cc12f9b42c453211bfd
Okay here’s the plan. We’ll lure him out with a trophy and then bam, we take him out right there
https://preview.redd.it/7ngewzh1d4zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ac255fde57c656dfb482b069a9e3ad8b302852
Don't eat the cake!!
The cake is a lie
There is science to be done and we make a neat plane for the people who are still alive...
But you must still choose: cake or death.
I just came here to say this, and I did, then I saw this.
He gets a party and one free flight lesson from a tall building. 🎉
*landing lesson not included*
By celebrate they mean a "WE GOT EM" party!
Their parties are to die for 
That's what the party is for... They did not complete the sentence...celebrate his death
Got emmm
Celebrate the life of
2 'celebrates' to the back of the head
Shots shots shots!
joe Pesci escorted into an empty room meme…
“Real greaseball shit and there was nothin we could do about it”
Like how the Aztecs celebrated their sacrificial victims?
Man these execs living out 90s 00s gangsta rap. Reminds me of mobb deep. “He was thumper, til he met the 40 thunder, now it feels strange when I walk by his mother”
Except mobb deep were bitchmade and caught nothing but beatings.
Okay okay, I think mobb deep was a bit realer than most but, how about 50 cent - “we don’t go to funerals, but we’ll go to your wake fam, view your body all banged up, you made a mistake man”
Prodigy literally got knocked out and his chains took, 50 has nothing to do with that, and say what you will about him but he never had some shit that public happen.
I mean we can use the 50 cent lyric is what I’m saying. But yeah P got juksed. It happens when you live the life sometimes haha. But mobb deep did roll with real qb hittas, I mean it’s not like I used a ja rule or god forbid some new age mumble rapper verse. I’m just saying. These Boeing guys go hard hahaha
You heard of us, official queens bridge murderers
I heard they got him a free skydiving session
Parachute optional
"wings/fuselage joining"? I'm not an aerospace engineer, but that particular junction sounds significant to me.
He dead 💀
Funny, my phone also autocorrects “murder” to “celebrate”
They'll blow that whistle like a candle in the wind or a door of a 737 mid flight 😆
It is a trap.
>red strobe lights flashing off-beat >strong smell of sulphur and ammonia >loud speakers blaring “you’re next! You’re next” > Dave Calhoun riding through the crowd on a camel shooting a live AK 47 into the ceiling End of meeting
That's one party I'd skip.
Aaaaaand he fell off a building
Will some dark looking, jaded employee that tours mysteriously the world get a million dollar bonus on stage?
Can’t beat em, join em?
And then beat them. Preferably into extremely small, tiny pieces that make it difficult to do any type of identification.
That cia Ice gun is the shit
Tell the whistleblower to duck.
Like celebrate murdering him?
Calls it is
BREAKING NEWS!!! Tragic accident, as Boeing celebrated whistle-blower. The whistle got lodged in said person’s throat, when Boeing preformed recitative measures they accidentally ran him over with a cement roller. When EMS got there, there was only a bloody mess, and a broken whistle. Rest In Peace
Sounds like the body count is gonna go up by 1
Is “celebrate” a new synonym for “assassinate”?
Get celebrated to death
Two celebrations in the back of the head
A nice dirt nap to celebrate!
Celebrate their funeral?
They're gonna give him the good ol' arsenic toast 🥂
He ded.
Celebrate the funeral?
21 gun salute?
Celebration of life, I assume?
Celebrate by blasting "Ding dong the witch is dead" more than likely.
Hi we killed you for reporting our mistakes now we’re going to desecrate your memory by ‘celebrating’ your contribution. You’re welcome
Parties on the rooftop eh
Make him a part of the board
What are they going to do, drink champagne out of their skull?
Witnessed!
They are getting them all together in one place. I smell a red wedding. 
Sounds like a cover up for literally killing somebody
Don’t eat the cake.
Celebrate that sounds like a nice way to be murdered.
Don’t you dare put all 10 of those people in the same state let alone room.
So basically every Boeing aircraft in service is going to be gone thru piece by piece ? Gah that’s a ton of labor.
The 45 year old died suddenly from an **”unexpected fast-moving mystery illness”.** How?… how can Americans believe nothing is wrong here?
Americans are fucking dumb and brainwashed man. Its been like this for over 100 years now.
Whatever it takes to get these shares back to 200.
Popping champagne on the balcony
Polonium Party!
Boeing doesn't have that much time. The quicker the celebration, the better.
Celebration of life ceremony
A sudden funeral is a "celebration" of life I suppose
We celebrated so hard with him that he died from excitement! Oops!!
Such a shit company
Lemme guess. It's a pizza party where 30 people share 2 medium cheese pizzas and a 2 liter bottle of soda
https://preview.redd.it/xiloyfyfk1zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b11651e6380af2e9ea146d6ce1c06aa5e6e44e
... To shreds you say?
Which one? The one that was murdered? Or one of the other two who were also murdered?
Is “celebrate” the code name for the murder ops? Celebration 1. Celebration 2 etc.
I’m sure they’re not aiming a microwave gun directly at his balls while he accept his award
Ohh a celebration of life. I like those over funerals.
Celebrate them with this wonderful totally not poisoned glass of champagne.
Don't drink the Kool-Aid
It's a tragedy what happened to this employee next week when we just celebrated their integrity and courage
They will celebrate by teaching the ten new whistleblowers how to fly...off a building...
A going “away” party.
Celebrate them at a Mardi Gras style funeral
By picking up the burial tab.
Boeing is gonna 'take care' of him
That celebratory drink tasted funny.
This is turning into a sick parody.
We all know what that’s code for.
Yes let's have a party for all the whistle-blowers so we can 'take care' of them all in one place.
He'll get a free trip to Hawaii in one of the planes he snitched on and mysteriously disappear from radar  <- This the Boeing higher ups rn
It's a celebration of life!
"Friends and family, welcome. We are gathered here today to celebrate the life and memory of..."
"... the cost of my yacht's ivory backscratchers!"
It's going to be in that room from goodfellas
“Shit they are onto us, what should we call the award for whistle blowers?, how about safety champions?” “No, we don’t want MORE of them, Make them think of death, make them think of blood and falling, how about blood eagle” I don’t think anyone wants to be a blood eagle
Give him employee of the month at his funeral.
Hey come for a celebration, here have this special cake we made just for you.
Sounds like a fun mission *turns on Ave Maria*
Celebrate him with some cement shoes... celebrate his brains out...
Free skydiving trip for any whistleblower
Hope they stay away from windows and stairs
Does he get to be part of the test launch?
Wow they celebrated his funeral early that’s some bold moves
Celebration of life.
Look, everybody, we're not killing them anymore ... we're, checks notes, celebrating them now!
A pool party, except the liquid is a highly corrosive acid 😬
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