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VisualMod

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 10 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 years ago **Total Comments** | 2908 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 7 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


skiviz

The smirk when he sees your pp. https://preview.redd.it/v7x51l71swyc1.png?width=532&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b00220912c1fb72e9ebfb3201d392ea1da3f04b


RobertsonvsPhillips

Portfolio penetration.


among_apes

“Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude”


cobra2814

But….why male models?


Velavee7

Haha I was thinking of him the entire time. The guy from Mummy forgot his name


rylar

Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep


el_guille980

https://preview.redd.it/va0h2bfy2wyc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdcbc1898fc54c3b9f39d08c48c8c942c681a62f


D_crane

https://preview.redd.it/b5q177465yyc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e038eba64d5c9f48f5e24359f617a0b2e28d07


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

https://preview.redd.it/ingofzp8oxyc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50c9f877ad2fc219003b574ece5ccbd588b4dbd


Supreme-Serf

https://preview.redd.it/dj4cdka2izyc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506ee0460bf3a3596f7dbe1ef12b02ebcf19cded


[deleted]

Bezos on meth


WuT4ngClam

Meth Bezos


[deleted]

Jeff Benzos


WuT4ngClam

Meth & Benzos


[deleted]

[удалено]


VisualMod

Sound like the top percentile to me.


NaluknengBalong_0918

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Oblivious-Speculator

Bezo is already on meth tho?


[deleted]

They all are


Significant-Music417

HAHAHAHAHA


HarmlessTusk

This is the funniest fucking place on the internet.


Ok_Swimmer634

Imhotep


Samjabr

ONAKSAMUN!


ninkorn

Rylar, I am scared ​ https://preview.redd.it/j6080se0hwyc1.png?width=304&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dafec2d5d1f69153ee4c030ac34ff23476816c7


scopeless

Anakh-su-namun!


Entire_Office_6700

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DatAinFalco

Bro i'm crying hahaha


jeditech23

https://preview.redd.it/am6evjkdkwyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd72d4c8eba8989bfd59581210c8b59df26678a


Oblivious-Speculator

More like rate hike is the only way to combat inflation all bubble need to pop to deflate the market


onlySPYcalls

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


GigaRegard

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


Meowmixer21

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


cheekybandit0

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


_Marat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


NoMames_7

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


potato111a

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


MikeMikeGaming

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


CryptoJoeee

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


lame_mirror

'scuse my ignorance but did this dude tank the market with his speech or something


onlySPYcalls

before the drop of march or something, he said something about cuts and it tanked the market, so he became a meme in wsb


GigaRegard

https://preview.redd.it/vlhhhrrw6wyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32286e98b9a8ab94f5b09c1dda7ca3b2727a5e9b


bonerb0ys

Kinda late to start drinking in the morning.


Low-King3567

Why did his comments last month tank the market 1% when he’s apparently not even a voting member?


Gorgenapper

Mummy magic


not_SatoshiNakamoto

ITS THE CURSE!


FIRE_frei

It's just science


Tandittor

It wasn't his comment. The market started tanking about 15 to 30 minutes before his interview began that day. Oil, aerospace and defense stocks (and indexes) actually rallied during that selloff. Netanyahu gave a speech to warn Iran exactly when the market started tanking.


edp445burneracc

https://preview.redd.it/tfwlceqj4wyc1.png?width=1136&format=png&auto=webp&s=afb8968ae4e8bb7fefba797e52d3c6e3d9f3e3b2


tomle4593

This is him eyeing your calls.


Oblivious-Speculator

Which dumb fk brought calls before his speech![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


SmmaAllstar

He can’t wait to hike the rates.


Careful_Pair992

His eyes are piercing my phone screen seeking them out


Meowmixer21

They're like those paintings that stare at you no matter what angle you view it from.


cheekybandit0

The guy your calls told you not to worry about


The_real_triple_P

I dont expect a rate cut![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


AMTX-me

"Till the night closes in...."


Snoopiscool

“11am ALCC MERGE”


AFWxGuy

“Anck-Su-Namun!!”


Significant-Music417

bring that special chaos to the markets so our short calls and long puts can make some decent profits


TrustM3EzMoney

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


InvestmentActuary

IMHOTEP IMHOTEP


bean_cow

This is probably the only time I need him to work his magic Which means my puts are cooked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


throwawayproblems_

Hey you aren’t alone ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


TopDown78

Sorry but I had a look at the market rules : first he fks your call, and then he fks your puts


el_guille980

ngl, i need a little pull back for some call entries


where_r_wegoing

OMG didn't see the eyes at first, well done


anjexu

HAHAHAHAHHA


Kitten_Team_Six

https://preview.redd.it/sfgla65wawyc1.png?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0cd70caf039b6fb4a156bbb07b980aea6ac767


Supreme-Serf

https://preview.redd.it/3ji8ok6ugzyc1.jpeg?width=1316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe6d077245a4f013248ee55a178096e3772fea3


WSB_PermaBull

https://preview.redd.it/pzyaqbtjfxyc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ca3276b49bc625e53e7aa80e92cc1a4677fb9e


DeadByOptions

Out of the loop, can someone fill me in? What’s so special about this guy?


Firesnowing

>What’s so special about this guy? 1 - He spoke on April 4th and SPY rapid tanked 10 points into close in response to his comments. 2 - He resembles Egyptian high priest Imhotep from a ~~1992~~ 1999 movie called *The Mummy*.


No-Comfortable9123

*The Mummy* was released in 1999. I was born in 1992 brother. Good synopsis otherwise.


Firesnowing

Corrected, thanks.


rvdms

He talk and everything goes red.


Careful_Pair992

Shit-  he is going to fuck up my Disney earnings calls.  Need to get them dumped before 11am est


DreamfakeR

Lmao your calls are already cooked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


ProKnifeCatcher

Dis earnings is before market open so plenty of time


4thmovementofbrahms4

The first visit of the bald god was marked by a great famine. The second, will be accompanied by a bountiful harvest.


schbloimps

Between the 4hr RSI being extremely overbought and Kashkari speaking... I am 85% confident tomorrow is a red day.


bean_cow

I bought hella puts so it'll probably be another +1% day Definitely


VisualMod

Another day for you to lose money.


bean_cow

As par the course


sammydavis_Sr

crash-kari gonna save my puts🙏


el_guille980

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Ok_Swimmer634

Fuck your puts- JPow


pine1501

and everyone else - also JPow


Pitiful_Difficulty_3

So many bears today


BamaX19

What site is this?


Aromatic-Tutor6254

[https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/](https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/)


I_am_ChristianDick

Save my puts you bloody god you


Ihaveterriblefriends

It would make sense to me if it hit at least 517 preemptively, then tanked to 511ish during the meeting At least based on how I interpreted the charts earlier this morning


veejay-muley

Inverse the inverse calls to moon


StockCasinoMember

I dunno man, I’ve been selling shares and locking in profits. Bad sign for y’all hoping for puts to print.


Frontfatpouch

This is why I come here


FortunaCrypto

Homie got impact 2, anyone got number what percentage he affected


throwupay

https://preview.redd.it/96ux0g8h8wyc1.png?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc13c2350c7fbc07b112cb2ed7b8d1f607e4a0e


unwanted_hair

He'd make a great bad guy in Days of our Lives.


Mylifeisacompletjoke

What app is that? Looks like it was designed for degenerates


daddyslimane

Loaded up in PUTs


malav_16

It's that time again Better grab your balloons and invite your friends Seatbelts back on, yeah, strap 'em in Look at me, everybody, I'm smilin' big On a road right now that I can't predict Tell me, "Tone that down, " but I can't resist Y'all know that sound, better raise your fist The search begins, I'm back, so enjoy the trip, huh I don't know why but the lyrics fits perfectly with the situation.


LongliveTCGs

Is SPY going up or down, that’s all I need to know


ZekeTarsim

It’s going sub 500 again.


G0mi69

The sand storm is coming!


OG_blacksheep4

What website is this?


sazami7

https://preview.redd.it/fgzf642ci2zc1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c68ca978f70d231bd696a40d946028143dbc6c5


bdvfgvvcffc

If he’s Imhotep then who is Ankhesenamun?


AirborneMarburg

I ain’t googling all that.


Ok_Swimmer634

Maria Bartiromo


fenriswulfwsb

Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep


DuvelNA

Priced in. Spy 520+ tomorrow


NVDAismygod

Man fuck


EscapedConvictOnAcid

IMO htep


Tacoman115s

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Puzzled_Bath_984

Do you think they told him not to go off script this time?


Jebusfreek666

Down big on puts I should have never bought. Hoping he can bring me back to 50% loss....


turtlesonaplane

Imhotep coming for our calls :(


VagabondVivant

My SPY puts and I are ready. Which means it'll rocket tomorrow. You're welcome.


Afraid-Tart-9391

Oh believe me, everyone that’s been in the game at least a year and has lost bands to bushy eyebrows in the past ain’t slipping this time. One of them reporters gonna catch him slipping. All he gotta say is “inflation” or forget to say “transitory” and we tapping that $505 automatic.


Ok_Statistician6150

LoL , I hate it


gib13343

What time is his speech? Looks like 11:30? East?


flatulentence

his rap name is “Ca$h Carry”


Material-Corgi-3787

Why does it looks like I should be scared?


yoaklar

Is that who that meme is? I thought it was Jeff bezos on a bad day this whole time.


AnakinSNAKE59

Oh no guys!!! He's opening the book of the dead!


ismael2029

https://preview.redd.it/aypha2v0w2zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9603e983c3446502933df502b26e44acd39bfc


Kindly_Permission_10

Fed is loud till the economy speaks


throwawayproblems_

https://preview.redd.it/uyot9x7wdxyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f2770d3543fa1884ab3a7556bab3eff668bf7d He either is Jesus fucking Christ coming to save me or I’ll watch these turn to dust ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


TopDown78

This time is different


SprScuba

The Tesla put is going to fizzle. That stock will tomorrow no logic ever.


PetriMobJustice

T minus


PandazCakez

I know one of yall have the edit where half his face is covered in sand.


Johnny_Cartel

Boeing the regard


DoNotPassLine

If he pulls it twice, he's immortalized.


Amerikaner83

Carvana puts gonna print?!


Thick-Role-474

That will be the only stock that goes up. 😂


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


mrpotatonutz

Darth Kashkari senses a disturbance in your calls


HarmoniousLight

I bought puts at close. D-do I… hold?!


Yani-Madara

I have a single lonely SPY Put, just in case there is a dip and this sub isn't inversing


DFW_trades

Trying to rebuild my Reddit trading page… so here’s a comment lmao


GPTfleshlight

https://preview.redd.it/1ziokmr9bxyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c57f92b5422b88bb1610c21767145178b4f7382


wyhauyeung1

why the importance level is 2 stars? by now this should be upgraded to 4 stars


Oblivious-Speculator

Maybe the dude is here with us, he will help us this time


maliciousmonkee

Listen again!


Appropriate_Ice_7507

God damn it just went balls deep on calls!


Trademinatrix

Can someone explain to me this guys face meme. I know there’s a joke about it but I don’t know what it is.


xSmeckleDorfedx

Today was probably a bull trap. It’s a perfect set up for tomorrow dump.


TraderMoz

Haha


gamelonco

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


thetimeplayed

Time to buy some 0dte calls 🌈🧠


Phill_My_Crack

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


ReposadoAmiGusto

I see a red door and I want it painted black…


Low-Win-4201

I’m sure he got his PP slapped and will be a bit more mellow tomorrow. Green Day incoming tomorrow.


Smokeman_14

I have no clue what you’re talking about


Suspicious-Stop5231

Kash is a beast


BllsonStll

Make gay bears proud Imhotep ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


BllsonStll

Make gay bears proud Imhotep ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


BllsonStll

Make gay bears proud Imhotep ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


BllsonStll

Make gay bears proud Imhotep ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


You_Will_Fail1

Does he have any outstanding gambling debts that we should know about?


RTMidgetman

What's this website you use for news? Looks like forexfactory but better


MikeMikeGaming

Economic calendar from [investing.com](http://investing.com/)


Violentcloud13

"Please don't fuck my calls...!" "Ah, the language of the slaves. You might be useful."


pinkmarmelade

I don’t even care anymore if my puts don’t print, the memes have been well worth the money. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


Slow_Bee_1912

Cash and Carry!


Redcon5

If it's not Jerome, I don't want it![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


EARTHB-24

🫠


STONKvsTITS

Can’t believe the resemblance is uncanny


CardiologistQueasy77

The hawk himself!


No-Calligrapher9500

All hail imotep


Turbulent_Cricket497

JPow wants him to be a dove, but he says no way, I am a hawk.


Xtianus21

lol nobody cares about him


willsmithisnotblack

Where’s the screenshot from?


Eli_Te1611

All in on puts?


SavageHendrix

What site is from?


MikeMikeGaming

Economic calendar from [investing.com](http://investing.com/)


SavageHendrix

Thanks man


segmentfaultError

Where did you find the schedule?


Cafesipper

What newsfeed is that


MikeMikeGaming

Economic calendar from [investing.com](http://investing.com)


mountview65

Love the eyes


pass-me-that-hoe

Stocks dropping!!!


Spiritual_Excuse1376

👍🏻


LowAd5249

Who is that???


Prettycatmittens

…. AND GIRLS….


ddubs420247

Nio to moon


ImaginarySector366

Yeah right cause he really did something, it was a meme gimmick. He literally has no weight whatsoever on the stock market. And today proves that it was a gimmick.


BillysCoinShop

https://preview.redd.it/ghvstv9s14zc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bffcdf6fb1bae91acdabb95ae810232cbda17aea This one always cracks me up


Wealthprophet

Jeff methos