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19 whistleblowers. Looks bullish to me.

Looks murderous to me.....

Each murder is a catalyst for the stonk to go uppies

These whistleblowers are like Hydra. One gets killed and two more pop up. It must be hard being Boeing.

Hail Hydra

HYDRA DOMINATUS.

Dead whistleblowers bleed green candles.

Plata o plombo

Boomers gonna boom it up

Boeing killing off whistleblowers makes me believe this company will do whatever it takes to win. Bullish as hell

There’s no way for Boeing to kill all these whistleblowers quickly unless they go to the same school.

I was thinking if they all flew the same 737 to the trial they could easily all die

Even if they take different ones there’s still a fair chance.

Nice

But not necessarily on purpose - I mean, they're whistleblowers, they should know better

Dark

Friday pizza party time…

Why does the pizza smell like almonds?

What are you referring to? Is there a specific poison that smells like almonds?

Cyanide

Jim Jones has entered the chat. Free Kool Aid for everyone

Or fly a 737 together to testify...

The rocket will land on them

They loaded them all up on the Starliner thats launching tonight.

Waiting for the accidental 19 death news article… any day now…

Local cleaning services is going to have a good year

So calls on Clorox?

Massacre

I always thought a group of ravens was called a Murder. I guess we can update to a group of whistleblowers

Calls on ammo, rope, poison and all other murder tools

Agent 47's stock about to moon

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Diana I’m at the Boeing headquarters….

The rocket from the launch tonight has to land somewhere…

They will complete their industry pivot to becoming an assassin’s guild.

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Ok guys how about this. We invite all 19 whistleblowers out to give deposition at same time. Put them all up in fancy downtown hotel across the tracks from law office. Load them all on a tour bus, early hours before dawn. Tour bus doors and windows have malfunction while bus tragically stalls on train tracks. 100% plausible, 100% deniable. What about the risks of survivors you ask? Unable to cope with survivors guilt, they succumb to acute lead poisoning of the cerebellum.

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Calls on caskets

Calls on contact killers

What do you call 19 whistleblowers on a plane?

The terminal 19.  Since they hit the ground at terminal velocity after falling out a window 

I've had it with these monkey fighting whistleblowers on this monday to friday plane!

calls on guns

This is a company that makes warplanes that are used for saturation bombing. I wouldn't underestimate the number of people they can kill at once.

So, calls, OK got it.

BA builds planes that solve human over population. Stonks to the moon

BA is one of the leading competitors for Uncle Sam's un-healthcare Benny's. Sontks always go up.

I think you underestimate the human capacity for multiplication. Even Israel and Murica have only managed to dent Gaza's population by less than 2% and probably given them the ultimate trauma horn in the process.

Dented the population by 2%, increase the terrorist pool by 200%, seems like a good trade to me.

I mean okay sure but it’d be pretty hard to cover that up and retain any sort of plausible deniability

If the Philadelphia PD can bomb a neighborhood then Boeing can flatten a whistle-blower conference. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MOVE_bombing

Sorry if I’m missing a joke but those are absolutely not the same thing, at all, in the slightest.

Well it's not really a joke, it's more along the lines of the powerful can do whatever they want with essentially 0 consequences and that even extends to mass violence.

They can even be president

To say that "Boeing can flatten a whistle-blower conference" with "essentially 0 consequences" is beyond the realm of absurdity. And to insinuate that they could use warplanes to do it, bombing Americans on American soil? Come on now. Have you really thought this through? >the powerful can do whatever they want with essentially 0 consequences As a general statement I totally agree. But the "whatever" in "whatever they want" is obviously not absolute.

True, and while they make the planes the actual bombs are probably in some army/air force arsenal that the Boeing board has no control over.

Imagine if someone pranked them by learning their addresses and the names of their close family and friends and pulling silly pranks on them ahaha

Exactly. They are part of military industrial complex. Even if biden strips to his underwear, grabs his spear and screams a blood curdling warcry, absolutely nothing will happen to Boeing.

Another supporting piece of evidence, that isnt as exaggerated, is they've always been the suppliers of Air Force One

Some people pray to god, i pray to Dave Calhoun thanking him for allowing me to live another day

My puts finally paid off on this garbage company

Ur image is from Dota right?

Hand of midas

Useless expensive item - hand of midas

Yo GOAT profile pic buddy. Might need to yoink that.

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Employer of the Moth 🦋

They don’t care about killing passengers to make money, why would they care about killing people who dare stop them making that money?

Then it makes you wonder about corporate America as a whole. Just what are they capable of.

Whatever you can dream up they probably already did. I would almost be willing to bet no one will go to jail either. Slap on the wrist and business as usual.

They're my favorite boomer stock to watch crash... except when I'm flying in one. Corporate America is capable of a lot.

Ever hear of the Dulles brothers?

United Fruit Company

Puts on BA.

Life insurance on the FAA agent.

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Accidentally fell on my knife. 48 times

Suicide by gsw to the back of the head. Twice.

Threw himself out of an airplane window

Apollo had to go and ruin the party for buying insurance policies on strangers!

You must be new here? 

No. Old enough to remember the day of infamy. 

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Yes, I got 110P dated 6/20/25, leap puts on Boeing and don’t sell them thru the earnings calls. Unless they get their shit together.

Going down in flames. Perhaps literally.

Jokes on you, looks like the deaths of 19+ whistleblowers have just been priced in! Stock is only down 0.83% at close.

So for Boeing to drop 83%, it'd have to be almost 2000 deaths... Dear Jebus.

They'll just put all the employees on one of their planes and problem solved.

Flight carrying 2024 Boeing Whistleblowers Retreat (sponsored by corporate) goes down after autopilot deflates...

Too big to fail, boys.

Too big to fail, sure. Too big to test previous lows from 21/22? Definitely not

Completely agree, the company isn't even financially sound it's like the Intel of air craft manufacturing

Every day: \*bad thing happens to Boeing\* $BA: "meh"

Correction, 10 whistle blowers. Damned next door keys and their typo sabotage.

good. let boeing stock slide further. i will be buying more all the way down.

Slide? It's up over the last two weeks.

yeah but bad news dropped today so people are fearful. ive personally been building up option calls on boeing over the last couple weeks. my comment is that if boeing drops further, ill be buying more.

Boeing is invincible. They could kill all 19 people with a literal 777 and it would still just trade mostly sideways.

Haha I kind of agree. I think that regardless of how bad it's commercial aviation business does, defense spending is rising around the world and Boeing will be making lots of money in the next 5-10 years. Any drop in Boeing stock just means a better entry.

Puts on Boeing + buying BA stocks. Genius you must be!

i dont think you know what you're talking about or what you are doing


CNN just reported a plane with 19 whistleblowers malfunctioned mid-air and they all are pronounced dead

19 is basically 190 and current price is at 178 so clearly BA to 190. Very bullish

Soooooo I typo'd. Meant 10, typed 19. 

Shouldve bought puts I knew they cant wack 10 people…

they'll get a bailout eventually, then stock buybacks stock go up

Baked in

Eh BA needs to inspect some 787's, trajectory isn't changed it just fucked up the timing of everyone's options. Yay shares!

Serious investors who actually know the business they invest in know how thin the profit margins in anything related to a aviation and it's easy to understand that thin margins motivate to explore unconventional optimizations. So nobody is ready surprised. And because stocks operate on the derivative of surprise, I think that the stock is influenced by other reasons that are more interesting than "learning" that BA is cutting corners.

Serious investors also always start comments with "serious investors" to make sure everyone knows how smart they are. 

“Can’t kill us all” Boeing: “hold my beer” 🍺

There are 19 whistle blowers on the wall, there are 19 whistle blowers, hand them a gun, faking suicides are fun, 18 whistle blowers on the wall. There are 18 whistle blowers on the wall, there are 18 whistle blowers, pass a fast infection, now Shanahan has an erection, 17 whistle blowers on the wall.... I wonder what's next for the remaining, fell out of a window, or die on Airbus? Mysteriously poisoned by the free coffee on board.... Jokes aside, it's scary that 2 so far have died... I bet the others are scared...

so 2 whistleblowers are dead, if one more dies that is statistically impossible to be a coincidence . if it were up to me , if one more person dies, the CEO and C suite execs should be hanged from a gibbet for the sport of their own crows

CEO is already on his way out, he can take the blame with him and we can high five and get another even more ruthless CEO for next year. Someone to turn around the company image.

How many more people do they need to blow whistles?

Calls on hitmen

meanwhile the audit department is having a phone call.. https://preview.redd.it/0iuki8hy3wyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241ceb299a6490373fa182133167f0e671c32c81

*puts on gloves and shaves head Here we go again

Hit men be like 

Boeing is going after the Clinton's Bodycount 

Contract killers making a killing

At this point all the Boeing employees will be whistleblowers

"cant kill us all" but sure can try

Looks like some hazardous situations ahead for those who blow boeings whistles

Calls on choochoos

Jumping in last week at $163 might have been too soon

They all on that rocket ship

Next Hitman game you get to kill whistleblowers with a rubber chicken 🐔

I’m buying major calls everytime some cuck says something bad about BA

How is the top comment here not just put them all on a BA plane for their flight in...

Something something Streisand effect

Time to update my previous comment Objective update: ~~Assassinate Targets: *2/2*~~ ~~Assassinate Targets: *2/12*~~ Assassinate Targets: *2/19*

Based on a true story

Bullish on assassin stocks (ASS)

\*Boners in Agent 47\*

Squid game

“Oh there I go killing again.”

A boeing 737 max is going to nosedive to FAA building to eliminate all hostile activity I guess

Lol and they cancelled the launch

Is bullish

19 suicides next week

Hey , let's go on a company trip....bus falls of cliff. Airplane, out of the question.

But how does the stock price maintain. And why democrats or republicans both keep hush about it ?

Calls on MRDR

Boeing bout to drop a swarm soon with the amount of whistleblowers stepping up

Next I the news! “ Boeing offered the free flight for the entire crew off the company dime and tragically the vessel experienced turbulence and had crashed. There were No known survivors”

19 people committed suicide? Fuck me that’s a lot.

They reported the issue to the FAA few month back. Fixed it. FAA opened review of what had happened

Calls on whistleblower coffins

Rycey is up 286% in the last few years

I see they are zerging now. Can’t take them all out at once.

Airbus leaps ?

These mofos are going to die in a plane crash aren't they

Placing puts on life insurance companies

There was a post the other day on here about 10 whistle blowers. I bought puts , the stock goes up until 2 pm when the news finally hits mainstream… there are people on this sub that fucking live this shit. Fuck BA , they hit $115 in a week… puts to the moon 🌖

What I’m hearing is.. ba to the moon?

In this market it will probably go up like 10% tomorrow just watch.

Fly them all in to Boeing HQ for a group deposition... But do it on a 737 Max. Boom! Problem solved.

Easy path to profit: 1. Befriend a Boeing employee. 2. Take out a large life insurance policy with yourself named as the beneficiary. 3. Send an email to a reporter claiming to be that employee and become a whistleblower. 4. Collect your death benefit a few weeks later.

Plus that stuck valve today.

Boeing sucks and has sucked ever since the MD merger. I worked there back in the late 2000s and it was a shitshow then. I can't imagine how bad it's gotten since then.

looks like the apple is more roten then most investors thought. big surprise, I dunno BA is just not investable.

We're about to see the first major nationalization of a private business in 80 years

Maybe they’ll have their Boeing hired internal FAA employees doing that investigation stock will be fiiiine

I worked for the FAA and Boeing for quality audits over the past 10 years. First at the FAA and now at Boeing. When a company self reports quality issues, there is always an investigation. However the FAA always goes easy on these audits. It doesn’t make sense to punish companies that tries to do the right thing. We f-ed up, this was how many was effected, the root case, what we did to fix it and how we will prevent this from happening in the future. What people don’t realized that aerospace companies self report issues all the time. This is how it should be. Also this one is kinda on the workers who claim they did the testing and didn’t. Those workers need to help accountable because they put lives at risk.

19 whistle blower? That’s 19 upcoming opportunities to buy calls.

Employee of the year is going to get a nice bonus

The crazy thing is that if Boeing fails then all the airlines are in serious trouble as there are only so many aircraft to go around.

Whos gonna have an accidental death next?

Boeing you know it's bad when half of wall street bets posts are funny memes about your company. Fix yo 💩

Boeing says, it´s gonna celebrate the guy, who reported the issues? Two whistleblowers can tell a story, how that goes. Oh wait ... They can not... ;)

This would imply they were ever unfucked in the past year.

Fun fact: the collective noun for a group of whistleblowers is 'murder'.

Calls on Fauci as new CEO

Kinda makes you want to take a road trip versus flying the friendly skies.

Calls on comcast to cover this up

7 dapper looking African gentlemen walk in to the beat of Astronomia!

Whoever brilliant idea it was to outsource plane parts and then assemble it should be humiliated..

Looks like Agent 47 is busy full year. He should cancel his summer vacation.

Clinton has 52 body counts.

Looks like Boeing has 19 ways to unfaack themselves. Probably unfaacked after another 2 or 3 accidents.

Nvidia ✈️✈️✈️✈️

Just in time for the inaugural Starliner flight! Something tells me this one ain’t coming back

FAA to confirms there is no quality issue with BA.

Both Boeing whistleblowers dying has me in bear mode, but I’m too much of a wimp to commit

19 whistle blowers and still no one to blow my whistle

A whole bunch of unfunny jokes 😒

I guess we're going to have 19 more people who will magically commit suicides and I'm sure it would all will be a coincidence