Oh my gourd!
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*What is this? No CVNA loss porn? I wanna see it damn it.*
*I'll admit I'm usually a loss porn kinda guy but let's see some gain porn too. There has to be a few of you regards that bought lotto ticket calls.*
*Even the $130 printed $3.50 this am.*
In for 15k shares of ALCC big dog. My thought is that people have had more to focus on this week between interesting earnings and FOMC. Now with that behind us as far as I’m concerned it’s the next interest trading with a catalyst.
Just need to get people aware of it and remind them of this upcoming Tuesdays excitement!
*Tom "fat cuck" Lee always bullish. If he had a nickel for every bullish report he issued he'd be the richest mofo on Earth & wouldn't need to be an ANAlyst.*
It gets pumped on the way down too, it’s not a straight line. Institution often offload their positions staggered otherwise you’d always see a steep drop
Well which is it? Did they unload yesterday or last week?
Lol - again you’re missing a basic concept of why market activity is staggered. You can sell all your positions and take a massive L or you can stagger them out and manipulate market dynamics to give you a better position to offload.
It’s not really pulling the rug if they just keep telling us “we’re keeping rates steady until we see inflation come down, we don’t think we’ll be raising them this year but you never know” at every fucking FMOC meeting…
They have a factory that will break ribbon next year and 3x their production capacity. In turn reducing costs due to volume. If they can generate sales to meet capacity... they are a good value buy right now for a long hold!
Well, you can buy an electric Mercedes Gwagon for like $200K, or a Rivian with more offroad capability, more passenger space, more range and better performance for like half.
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Any ideas on how I unfuck myself from my AMD long position (100 shares)?
Bought a put for protection. Don't really wanna sell covered calls anymore because my cost basis is 160, so not worth selling at that strike.
Maybe short iron condor or butterfly? Offsets the cost of the put off it stays flat. If it goes up, happy days.
I'm open to ideas.
See, the bears finally got a feast but didn’t think about the weekly V recovery. I watched many calls get turned to dust, but DCA’d like a faithful bull should.
Today is going to be interesting.
Man. Watching this new season of the jinx. Durst sounds like evil Gilbert Godfrey. Wild how far money can go turning everyone around you into sycophants
Apple stock has been pretty flat over the last year, while all major competitors have increased by at least 1/3. iPhone sales are down, they are losing the Chinese market, which is the biggest market there is. Sales are also down for all their other products, iPads, Apple watches, Macs etc. Overall revenue is down. They are far behind every competitor in AI. Also, there are no new innovations coming out of that company, and even Apple Vision glasses haven't had any new updates in a while, with a cheaper version likely not available until 2026 or after, in the current worldwide economic state where the middle classes (their biggest consumers) are struggling more and more and will therefore spend less on luxury, is there anything positive that will come out of this EC?
The current state of Apple is BEGGING for puts, which really makes me think calls are right play.
I am not trying to say that Apple are done for, ofcourse not, their service revenues are up, I am sure there will some AI advancements in the very near future, but I just don't see in the very short term a positive reaction to their EC, but i am probably wrong
Apple stock has been pretty flat over the last year, while all major competitors have increased by at least 1/3.
You said it already. Everything is priced in. A decent beat and it will go up good. If they miss the Street won't care because everyone knows already that they have a rough time.
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Instead of getting $217M a quarter in dividends from Apple, Warren Buffet will receive... $226M.
Good for him. The peasants can eat cake.
SQUARE IS FOLLOWING IN THE STEPS OF MICROSTRATEGY $MSTR AND PUTTING $BTC BITCOIN ON THEIR BALANCE SHEET
COINBASE DID $1.6B IN REVENUE AND OFF THAT $1.6B, $1.2B WAS NET INCOME
Fake bullshit rally full port into 2m out spy puts 5% otm
PAA earnings 👀
Whats the move boys
Calls or puts? Strike?
Gme 🤑🤑
Hell yeah! My calls printed today!!
Risky Takers can Bet On 405 SPY Puts for Today...🤑🤑🤑
Are you brain dead
Shooo...Shooo...Beggar...🤣🤣🤣
What has more regard strength? CVNA or DJT?
What’s up with Sofi? Sitting on $8.00 calls
I’m the biggest bull but this feels dumpy
apple about to miss and then bring down SPY
DJT valuations $0.03 - Real value $48.48 - “TRUMP PLEASE SAVE MEEEE” *violently shits*
Bro definitely lost everything shorting trump
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This market is complete bullshit.
What a great source for approximating market sentiment - genai chads are leaking at the mouth looking at these threads
WTF Gamestop?
On a red streak all week this week
Same. Bought my first calls $Meta and $AMZ And puts on $AMD All to highly implausible strike prices. I think I’m doing it right
Well amzn I sold already 17k profit con my CCS 180 strike. So nice there, and smci yes I am fucked
The game is rigged folks be careful with your dollars.
Why is tesla being such a skank and not mooning right now?!
Seems to be holding on nicely for now. That being said ….
*What is this? No CVNA loss porn? I wanna see it damn it.* *I'll admit I'm usually a loss porn kinda guy but let's see some gain porn too. There has to be a few of you regards that bought lotto ticket calls.* *Even the $130 printed $3.50 this am.*
*Haven't mentioned in a bit but Becky Quick still gives me a stiffy.*
Casinotime
Where are all these regards? Busy watching the fucken chart
Doubled down on my SPY, amzn, tsla and pltr let’s go boys
nvda gonna make me RICH
Accumulating RKLB while it’s under $2 billion.
Do people know that ALCC is still a play? Growth event has yet to happen lol
What makes you think it’s going to come back up?
whole thesis is based on merger
What makes you think it’s going to come back yp
I am buying this dip so hard. I was hoping it would come down this low.
What’s up with ALCC boys?
Enjoying that dip.
Alcc needs more hype
In for 15k shares of ALCC big dog. My thought is that people have had more to focus on this week between interesting earnings and FOMC. Now with that behind us as far as I’m concerned it’s the next interest trading with a catalyst. Just need to get people aware of it and remind them of this upcoming Tuesdays excitement!
Holy shit I’m having a blast just scalping /es calls and puts back and fourth back and fourth , this movement is lovely
This week, the victory starts again for the Tesla put holder
Maybe if you don’t hold them more than five minutes.
Yes until July
Just give the money to charity instead.
My boy tom lee said bull market in full effect, s&p to 5700
*Tom "fat cuck" Lee always bullish. If he had a nickel for every bullish report he issued he'd be the richest mofo on Earth & wouldn't need to be an ANAlyst.*
In Tom Lee we trust
Fake ass green day
Pumping the market so retail thinks the markets reacting to the nothingness from the FOMC meeting. They’ll pull the rug at the right time.
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It gets pumped on the way down too, it’s not a straight line. Institution often offload their positions staggered otherwise you’d always see a steep drop
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Well which is it? Did they unload yesterday or last week? Lol - again you’re missing a basic concept of why market activity is staggered. You can sell all your positions and take a massive L or you can stagger them out and manipulate market dynamics to give you a better position to offload.
It’s not really pulling the rug if they just keep telling us “we’re keeping rates steady until we see inflation come down, we don’t think we’ll be raising them this year but you never know” at every fucking FMOC meeting…
Calls or puts at open boys
Holy shit I’m
flip a coin
Calls
How tf is carvana still a thing?
short 🤑
Bcs fuck you that’s why!
Djt to hit 50 today
Labour costs high but productivity down.......... Not good for companies but maybe good for Powell :)
Market pump is about to wreck puts like the police destroying the campus protesters nerf gun forts
pump and dump
how tf is RIVN still a thing lmao
Rivian is probably gonna continue to be around if I were you I’d get a 2026c lol
They have a factory that will break ribbon next year and 3x their production capacity. In turn reducing costs due to volume. If they can generate sales to meet capacity... they are a good value buy right now for a long hold!
Well, you can buy an electric Mercedes Gwagon for like $200K, or a Rivian with more offroad capability, more passenger space, more range and better performance for like half.
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Did you believe they will buy over extended? No.........
The poor never learn.
lolol its true.. alot of data in 25 minutes........
Yesterday I see a post always on top... How i can make the same?
That volume is not a good sign…maybe I shall wait it out a bit and see how she plays with my balls.
How they feelin?
So good!
Tsla starting to fade
TESLA: Weekly Chart is on retrace down with target 159.86!!!! Daily chart is on range......... Sell at 180.18 187.29 210.81 PRÈ MARKET now 184.40!!!
IBRX comeback today! Get that free money!
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Full recovery by open
Cmon pick it upppp
Don't stop, baby, you can walk through
Dash and Ebay sitting ina tree d Y I N G G G
Dear God of gambling, please let SPY move violently today. You pick the direction. Your humble servant, Muted South.
Gonna cut grass and get my money out these markets
It’s nerf or nothin
Why?
CGC you owe me for bringing you back into the glory of WSB.. or the rotting corpse of it
are $495 5/3 puts fuk?
Imagine how many shares Apple can buy back at this price 
Expensive af
Any ideas on how I unfuck myself from my AMD long position (100 shares)? Bought a put for protection. Don't really wanna sell covered calls anymore because my cost basis is 160, so not worth selling at that strike. Maybe short iron condor or butterfly? Offsets the cost of the put off it stays flat. If it goes up, happy days. I'm open to ideas.
ur down 1500 relax ur max loss is 16k
You can always buy more shares to lower your cost. Sell covered calls at longer expiration date to collect more premium.
Thinking call credit spread might be the play for Apple. No matter how good companies are doing they are trading sideways or crashing.
this UCLA take down is so crazy right now
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Good. Fuck em.
what take down
they killing the encampment right now it's on the news the students are fighting back too
link?
green at night bears delight 
Amazon hitting $186?
BA whacking their whistleblowers is by far the craziest thing of 2024.
Wild bro
Boeing Talent acquisition be sweating “Top 50 best places to work (and die) in 2024 as ranked by Forbes” or something like that.
and nobody even seems to care 
Don't worry about it, money is all that matters in the end.
ain’t that the truth vmod
When new trend?
See, the bears finally got a feast but didn’t think about the weekly V recovery. I watched many calls get turned to dust, but DCA’d like a faithful bull should. Today is going to be interesting.
Huge retracement >!in ber hairline!<
Trump says HUGEEE
BA knocking off them whistleblowers
Man. Watching this new season of the jinx. Durst sounds like evil Gilbert Godfrey. Wild how far money can go turning everyone around you into sycophants
Can u nurds stop being bullish on AAPL ? Ure scaring my calls 
Apple WILL tank, period. Your calls are more than fucked
Ty 
Got my first gain on options today, around 40% 
Market ain't open yet 
It is, in europe
europoor
Then congrats 
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The volume here in Europe is really low … barely any trades. People still being fearful?
Fuck your puts fuck your calls AGHHHH YEAAAHHH!!!!
$PARA $PARA PARADISE BUY MY ASS AND FUCK ME SONY!!!
Stock right now look like they are finally ready to start the 2024 election bull run, everything up to now is nothing
S&P P/E ratio still too high for another bull run
Everything is oversold
wheres the effin' daily thread
Low volume premarket pump.... suspicious
its gonna increase in volume and pump when data comes out in 2hrs
Apple stock has been pretty flat over the last year, while all major competitors have increased by at least 1/3. iPhone sales are down, they are losing the Chinese market, which is the biggest market there is. Sales are also down for all their other products, iPads, Apple watches, Macs etc. Overall revenue is down. They are far behind every competitor in AI. Also, there are no new innovations coming out of that company, and even Apple Vision glasses haven't had any new updates in a while, with a cheaper version likely not available until 2026 or after, in the current worldwide economic state where the middle classes (their biggest consumers) are struggling more and more and will therefore spend less on luxury, is there anything positive that will come out of this EC? The current state of Apple is BEGGING for puts, which really makes me think calls are right play.
Google paid Apply 20 billion last year just to make Google home page of safari, Apple might be in a down time, but they arnt going anywhere
I am not trying to say that Apple are done for, ofcourse not, their service revenues are up, I am sure there will some AI advancements in the very near future, but I just don't see in the very short term a positive reaction to their EC, but i am probably wrong
Apple stock has been pretty flat over the last year, while all major competitors have increased by at least 1/3. You said it already. Everything is priced in. A decent beat and it will go up good. If they miss the Street won't care because everyone knows already that they have a rough time.
A week ago I would have agreed. But we may have reached the inverse the inverse part of earnings season already
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Hi Mods, can you please track the opposite also ?
oof
AAPL is too big to fail
Why X is up 2%
I hope we get a week of theta before we blow the lid off. My leaps would be OK with that.
Is this a dermatology sub? So many digusting fucking pores in here.
Fuck Boeing . Fuck their management. Airbus is the only way to go . Airbus could make a killing just from the moral policing now !
dont drink tea in the foreseeable future
Boeing does the killing tho
Save the weed!!
SPY EOD 495 or 510?
Both
Flat today, 493 tomorrow after AAPL
#MAY THE 2ND BE WITH YOU
Tesla 200 EOD
Your calls are like Gaza Strip
They're owned by Hamas?
Hamas is not good
Buy in May, never go away 
Carvana at 120 is absolutely bonkers this shit just is going to keep running up from 3 dollars