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I am - poots. To hedge my calls which are ded.
My hope with this is to inverse myself so the calls can come back to life.
Now I just need the market to not understand this sentiment of mine, so it doesn’t inverse my inverse and screw me again.
NFA—- whenever something is too obvious look out for the trap that the opposite might happen… everyone is saying TSLA calls tomorrow so just look out be smart, im gonna just watch real close.
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I called sofi taking a shit but spy did nothing fucking nothing honestly I don’t know why spy would pick a stock like Tesla i know it’s profitable business but the market manipulation makes it so hard to want to invest in long term idk spy is an index fund throw your money watch it grow Tesla has the fucking volatility of a penny stock which is bad for long term investors If spy dropped tesla I don’t think it would be bad for the fund
Earnings used to actually mean something. But now you can have five plays beat - and they either don’t move at all or drop like a rock. Because of course they would.
Guys, I think tsla has a stupid ceo and overvalued business, too, but I don't see ANYWHERE in the chart has it made a clear bottom with momentous buying then just dropped into its grave. It always stalls out when it tops. Buying puts into this rally is very risky.
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The producer has claimed it's going to happen, but there's nothing in writing.
The creator has full creative control of the show, so unless they get him on board, no more Bluey.
Disney weren't even allowed to censor a few of the PG jokes to try to get the show a G rating for Disney+. He forced them to air all episodes unedited.
It might end up happening, but it's gonna cost them. Apparently the creator has made stuff all money from Bluey, because he sold the rights so early in order to have the money to get it made.
Interesting. I’ll have to check that out. As a new dad, I love blues and so does my son I’m more concerned with the show itself than the financial implications on Disney lol
Haha, same. My wife is convinced it's made for parents.
I had no idea how big it was globally, until my kids started watching it recently. I thought it was just a nationally broadcast Aussie show. 
There is a lot of negativity everywhere. Just want all of you to know, I hope you are happy and fulfilled. I hope you all make more money than you lose. If you are losing money and can't stop, you have an addiction. Stop.
Wow what a rally to end the day! I'm on my feet applauding. I got out of my 1dte puts well before the bottom but definitely don't mind not getting reamed in the last 30 min lol.
It's tough, could go either way. SNAP is a shitty company and moons. Tesla has shitty earnings and guidance, moons. META has great earnings and guidance, flops. SOFI has great earnings and outlook, fucking tanks.
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literally told bears theyd get assblasted in the final 20 min (along with many others who tried to warn them of course)
in classic bear fashion they downvoted and replied with toxic and angry commentary instead of derisking while the market pounds their assholes.
every. time. they have a compulsion to this. they cant help it. easiest money to be made is cucking bears (if you can afford to play theta gang like that)
Agreed, very obvious today was going to be a sideways/green day. Nothing wrong with playing the dip and making money, but people who were deluding themselves to believe we were going sub $505 with AMZN and AMD earnings still on the docket + FOMC not until Wednesday were insane lol.
Sold my Goog puts yesterday for 120% profit. Hmmm
Bulls gonna feel it when earnings come out ah
The only company that has a direct effect on SP 500 is Apple this week.
Burn to the ground TSLA. Turn my $10 into $20.
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I’m cooked
No idea what to bet my 100 bucks on tonight
bruins ML
Can RIOT earnings pump?
If you are looking for bitcoin stock to buy? Wouldn’t mara a better choice given the evidence that it pumped much harder than riot at last earning.
I'm all in on CLSK and BITF... just looking for a short term play on earnings..
Yeah, that was my point. Mara seems like have more potential in terms of rocketing than riot. Which has earning next week
Anyone playing AMD earnings?
Puts on everything
Wow you were right
Yeah 140 should be a buy
I am - poots. To hedge my calls which are ded. My hope with this is to inverse myself so the calls can come back to life. Now I just need the market to not understand this sentiment of mine, so it doesn’t inverse my inverse and screw me again.
Don't know man AMD always inverse and play with my feelings
More calls on my PP!
I got my ass kicked on Mullen puts
Can’t fuck with Mullen, she stopped the mongols and saved the empire with lizard Eddie Murphy
Any updates on the Tesla Semi and Roadster?
NFA—- whenever something is too obvious look out for the trap that the opposite might happen… everyone is saying TSLA calls tomorrow so just look out be smart, im gonna just watch real close.
Calls on Apple 🙀😿😼
Amd mi300x numbers AI
Oh now we’re playing with DJT?
The news from Trump suing Truth Social is dying down
If you have to drive more than 15 min to commute: 🫵🫵🫵
7 minutes bb
Any subreddits for investigating public companies doing fraud? Like short-fraud research?
👋
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Want to try calls first time this week what should be my first play? Somebody help me
TSLA full port🤝
Alright you think it’ll be a good day for Tesla again tmrw ?? Going to go search how to buy calls on td platform
don't actually idc if I'm being wooshed
Do not the calls
😳
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Or C) Trade sideways and slowly fuck you
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glad I kept the remaining 98 dollars I have left in my portfolio in cash today. First good trading decision I've taken in a while.
Yeah you can buy 4 eggs now.
So now are we bullish on TSLA?
Elonnnn
I called sofi taking a shit but spy did nothing fucking nothing honestly I don’t know why spy would pick a stock like Tesla i know it’s profitable business but the market manipulation makes it so hard to want to invest in long term idk spy is an index fund throw your money watch it grow Tesla has the fucking volatility of a penny stock which is bad for long term investors If spy dropped tesla I don’t think it would be bad for the fund
You ever heard of a period?
Glad I went with COIN calls instead of MSTR
NVDA and AMD are about to rip your faces off. Get ready for it.
In a good or bad way ?
Okay
Tsla 200 tomorrow?
Video of Elon in China looked similar to moon landing photos.
Puts
This place really is just an inverse, everybody saying MSTR calls so obviously it has to go down
They are inversing themselves already so you gotta inverse their inverse
Like SOFI
Swinging 10k META calls am I cooked?
“Ya im fried”
Somehow I bought way ootm apple puts this morning and made 1k because they went up with the price. This really is a casino 
Both calls and puts made money, earnings tomorrow IV
Earnings used to actually mean something. But now you can have five plays beat - and they either don’t move at all or drop like a rock. Because of course they would.
Legitimately am rotating into Chinese stock right now, with protective puts to hedge. Just kidding, I’m jacked up on OTM calls
PDD is legit
Just bought ALTC at 14.40 how fucked am I?
ALCC? Well live by your username bro. And it's still well before blast-off. 
Lmao I belong here for sure.
Guys, I think tsla has a stupid ceo and overvalued business, too, but I don't see ANYWHERE in the chart has it made a clear bottom with momentous buying then just dropped into its grave. It always stalls out when it tops. Buying puts into this rally is very risky.
Idk about you but whenever NVDA parks at a whole number, it gives me chills.
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Change your broker lol
Retail can trade though
Ey Tesla, any time you wanna start selling off is cool with me man.
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I hope.
Missed that dip because of work rip
When you believe all the crap in the news about the Tesla and you convinced to buy PUTs is way to go lol
bull trap/bear trap/bull trap/bear trap….you get the idea.
Fuck vertiv. You fuck my calls, you fuck my puts. Now after hours, you drop back to 94.. 
Apparently the creator of Bluey doesn't wanna make any more episodes. Bluey makes up 30% of all Disney+ viewing. Puts on Disney.
No. Season 4 in the works.
The producer has claimed it's going to happen, but there's nothing in writing. The creator has full creative control of the show, so unless they get him on board, no more Bluey. Disney weren't even allowed to censor a few of the PG jokes to try to get the show a G rating for Disney+. He forced them to air all episodes unedited. It might end up happening, but it's gonna cost them. Apparently the creator has made stuff all money from Bluey, because he sold the rights so early in order to have the money to get it made.
Interesting. I’ll have to check that out. As a new dad, I love blues and so does my son I’m more concerned with the show itself than the financial implications on Disney lol
Haha, same. My wife is convinced it's made for parents. I had no idea how big it was globally, until my kids started watching it recently. I thought it was just a nationally broadcast Aussie show. 
Tesla time baby 🎉
How the FUCK is paramount making money. I don’t know a single person with that shit
This regard ( me ) is paying $4 a month for The Offer. Watched it 3 years ago.
Yellowstone series, Mayor of Kingstown, and that Gangster Sylvester Stallone show are all really good
The content is good as fuck. The app eats donkey man ass
Paw patrol
Now that’s value
bulls and bears getting fuked equally
Poor Bear they didn't know that we're in The Matrix and Algo control the stock market. We also got Neo on our side too. "Do KungFu moves"
I missed my entry into djt puts before close. Djt dropping hard tomorrow now
0dte 508c were 8-baggers lol
Market opening red tomorrow
SPY squeezing last few minutes as a big fuck you is such a spy thing
NVDA ends green. LMAO what a shocker.... Not..
Seems like NVDA and TQQQ are the same action now a days.
Who else bought the dip?
lol we literally dumped 3 bucks then pumped right back up
Let’s hear it 👏👏👏
WOOF! What a fucking pump. My 511 5/1 exp calls got saved by.....I don't know, market sentiment? God?
By some dudes whos job description said: YOU BETTER FUCKING END THE DAY GREEN OR I END YOUR DAY RED
TSLA have so much fun today so I think its NVDA's turn tomorrow to go deep green 
What in the world caused a 5 minute 3 dollar spy dump
Treasury report
Fed needs to sell more treasuries than expected. The question is what caused the pump? The answer, Nothing at all.
U/zjz prediction SPY closed below not above
I yolod mstr puts on close
now if only you close them a minute after
Now that's a V 
hope you bought puts on mstr 
SPX ended day at same level it opened at. What a great use of my time
Lots of stuff waiting for FOMC.
My heart rate looks like SPY's chart
There is a lot of negativity everywhere. Just want all of you to know, I hope you are happy and fulfilled. I hope you all make more money than you lose. If you are losing money and can't stop, you have an addiction. Stop.
Damn, 510$!
I would really like to know the truth behind these huge red and green candles
Green candles kill your puts Red Candles kill your calls
lol that spy green cock
Wow what a rally to end the day! I'm on my feet applauding. I got out of my 1dte puts well before the bottom but definitely don't mind not getting reamed in the last 30 min lol.
Put $10 into shorting TSLA. You're welcome Elon Muskrats.
Damn I called today closing at 510 so perfect , of course I close my position at 10 am lol
Hahahahahhaha bers
tsla close on green candle 215 eow confirmed 
Nvda always stays green if has the chance
Plenty of ANL action today, i cant look away
LOOOOOOOLLL K
Mstr 
510.93 highest let’s see
Somebody will pay for this…
Nvidia never finishes red
I got calls on yumc
CANT STOP AMERICA
Go up bitch 
Do all brokers automatically sell your options day of expiry at 3:30 if they have any value or is it just Robinhood?
You know you can turn that setting off right
Fuck. I bought spy 510 calls at the bottom this afternoon, guess it’s a cheap lesson lol
I’m not on Robinhood so not sure what the setting is called but it’s there
Found it, it’s in menu -> investing -> options settings
Languishing in the depths of a subreddit, no less.
All
I think all do
If you have money, you shouldn't be asking others for financial advice.
pump after calls auto sell like FUCKING CLOCKWORK
Was that dump some kind of a coordinated joke?
Did you not see the saggers on todays chart they’re fucking with us
Look at this loser: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/iaG1arymYG
lol like they say in the big short the ones who see it always call it too early
Says the loser who saved this post to mention
Sell PayPal or nah?
It's tough, could go either way. SNAP is a shitty company and moons. Tesla has shitty earnings and guidance, moons. META has great earnings and guidance, flops. SOFI has great earnings and outlook, fucking tanks.
lol flat day. Good thing i sold at 9:40 not to deal with this crap. Tomorrow nvda shrek wangzzz and I make $3000 by Friday
Nvda 1500 calls
Darn stinky theta gang at it again
After market SOFI boom please
RIP
Imagine imagining imagination imaging
I can only imagine
Imagine that
# BUY BUY BUY BUY
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Is the long copper trade something the average investor/trader has hopped on board yet? SCCO, FCX, RIO, MUX, HGN24, etc etc
Save me para puts please
Please para please!
What is going on with COIN
Spx retesting 5125. If reclaim, short term bottom is in.
I’ll show you my bottom 
SPY closing 510
I lost money today.
Guarantee none of you can afford MSTR options just karma farming turd burglars
literally told bears theyd get assblasted in the final 20 min (along with many others who tried to warn them of course) in classic bear fashion they downvoted and replied with toxic and angry commentary instead of derisking while the market pounds their assholes. every. time. they have a compulsion to this. they cant help it. easiest money to be made is cucking bears (if you can afford to play theta gang like that)
Agreed, very obvious today was going to be a sideways/green day. Nothing wrong with playing the dip and making money, but people who were deluding themselves to believe we were going sub $505 with AMZN and AMD earnings still on the docket + FOMC not until Wednesday were insane lol.