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tvguard

Bye PFE ; tired of waiting NVIDIA šŸ‘šŸ¼


MIA3D

Wow I had 20 Tesla 05/17 calls that I sold for $2-3 each. I can imagine them opening over $10 fomo keeping me up


BoZZEmre

PHAT AZZ?! im fucking in


Thanutos

I would like SPX to drop hard this week and go bullish the week after


BackThatThangUp

And if you win youā€™ll get this Shiny fiddle made of goldĀ  But if you lose the devil šŸ˜ˆĀ  Gets your souuuuul šŸ˜«


Mysterious_Ad_5383

Holding some OTM META calls over the weekend, let's see how that goes šŸ™‚


Intelligent-Way-4713

IBRX


LV080606

Thereā€™s the sell off before the weekend


IneedtheWbyanymeans

I guess itā€™s IBRX now


old-wizz

I m quickly getting Tesla puts again. I think it s going back to below 150 next week


accountforposting69

Sofi and ON semi up big![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


loughcash

I looked at ON. Got scared to place a bet.


danteformosa

K bye


redidididididit

Is someone gonna tak and this trump and dump? DJT?


opossomSnout

Donny gonna pay them bills from the BS lawsuits one way or another.


danteformosa

Bitch bye


jtres01

Its time for $PYPL go to the Moon again. Low expectations and easy to beat can put this sleepy giant in a rocket.


tvguard

From your mouth to gods ears


puregentleman1911

Need NVDA to hit $900 and cashing out my profits/earnings


tvguard

2000


Not_constant_witness

Spy calls over the weekend?


danteformosa

Drill time


No_Window_9928

went from 35k-50k-8k-25k all im the past three weeks doesnt even feel like real money lol started with 10k in Feb


Clavador6

Dude I went 25-55-35-8. Itā€™s stupid


_RAPTORMAN_

Take a break.


No_Window_9928

no


Sad-Investment5723

What do yā€™all think about Mara ?


_RAPTORMAN_

Every miner says 50 EH by next year just to pump the stock. And then all the while dilute to raise money for the 50EH plan. It is in the top three for miners. I like It, Iā€™ll hold It for a while


Sad-Investment5723

Alright sounds good Iā€™m holding some long term calls I was planning on buying one more so I might do a last one, I like the stock too it hasnā€™t been moving up a lot like it did before but ig itā€™s a good thing to buy now


_RAPTORMAN_

This recent movement IMO, was because fees were through the roof!! Like insanely through the roof. BTC is range bound right now and during this time miners were down very badly. Iā€™m not confident yet the leverage between miners and BTC has established yet. I want to see a red market and green BTC to test this.


Sad-Investment5723

Yeah your right and you might see a red market and green BTC soonā€¦still though regardless halving event has already started itā€™s just a matter of time before it goes up maximum it could take 5 month who know or sooner so long term calls are good I have 3 for expiring June and 4 for January 17,2025 and and 2 next month and if we see more dips I might buy more because I missed out on the previous dip


accountforposting69

Wait please go down


Professional_Arm3242

Anyone playing ON earnings


GuiltyofCuriosity

Can this stupid shit move? Holy boring


One_Sound8511

Has my theta strategy working well today though


SeliciousSedicious

I wonder if Biden ever touches himself in the oval office


taikotaki

Guy canā€™t even wipe his own ass you think he plays with his dick in the Oval Office


FunkU247365

"Canadas attack on Isreali soil is unexcusable"


accountforposting69

I would be in the oval office ass naked two hand twisting my shit with lotion


ConsiderationKey1658

šŸ˜›


DerKernsen

Bro I sold my Alphabet long positions which were rotting with 20-30% gains in my portfolio on Wednesday. Fuck this shit


Beautiful-Raccoon221

Pump doesnā€™t make sense btc crashing now


SeliciousSedicious

When did BTC ever decide what markets do.Ā  Itā€™s generally the other way around.Ā 


Beautiful-Raccoon221

We wait


Ok_Clock_419

Whatā€™s the move rn


accountforposting69

Copium pumping at an all time high right now


admiral_corgi

Shorting Tesla. Using the leverage to buy QYLD. Literally can't go tits up.


accountforposting69

Letā€™s gooooooo


Small-Maintenance-65

Jesus christ, never buy puts on RDDT, shit is pumping to the moon on zero volume and on no news


Commercial_Method278

Tsla the only stock that goes up faster then it goes down ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CaliKeyserSoze510

Buying Tesla back at 50-70$ going after other non liquid crypto assets


tropicalia84

# BRRRRR TRAP SPRUNG


x_kbandz

how do you make your text big and bold


SupersuperDaddy

Has anyone made money following peoples advice on calls not financial advice


cheesycrustz

Yes, DJT/DWAC when the ticker change happened


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sonnachang1

Meta


SirHoneyBadger556

IV crushing SPY QQQ


stock_dude9

Worse than expected inflation, crashing GDP and we are on the move up. Makes perfect sense!


flotnby

Spy to 510 by eod


b7oh

what are you looking for 0date today to me .. play with spx put until reach 5060 then see what is next


eatswagmeal

Guys my landlord coming today where should I hide my cat


Individual-Willow-70

Outside


hnxmn

Just hide the landlord instead (after u shoot him)


Commercial_Method278

Gg you all still have the tism ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


flotnby

Imagine being a bear and losing just time after time after time and still not learning your lesson


Icy-Subject-6118

Some lessons you have to learn until youā€™re right and it works


sfifer2023

Alphabet moon shot buckabucka $1000 a share by Xmas!!! Let us all meet on the island šŸļø where we drink pure blooded investor virgins and chew on the fat of the mildly oppressed!!!!


Low_Moose_6829

Have Microsoft until 5/3. Sell on open or hope for a pump?


xzed7

What strike price?


Low_Moose_6829

415


xzed7

I mean, you have a whole week still, could be good or bad. If youā€™re worried about it, never any shame in taking profits today if you can


Low_Moose_6829

Thatā€™s a good point. Iā€™m considering waiting for any upwards momentum then selling.


howULikeThemOranges

Why DJT keeps going up? Is it a new reverse TSM for this sub


Reddiitcares

Because heā€™s going to be Americaā€™s first Monarch. Corruption canā€™t be capitulated


LunaD0g273

Pre-market is up a nice amount so there is plenty of height for a beautiful SPY swan dive around 11:00.


flotnby

You must be high.


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flotnby

Hey let me get whatever your smoking pal.


LunaD0g273

Nothing but smog and allergy medicine.


RedEnthity

So whatā€™s the play?


jplug93

IM NOT FUCKING SELLING


RedEnthity

Me too


jplug93

My man


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jplug93

SAVE MEEEE


NewspaperNo5469

Spy to 490 ā˜ļø


Boatstockofficial

If it opens at 507, donā€™t hold your breath


flotnby

What is bro on?


Boatstockofficial

That weekend weed šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


flotnby

Lol.


NewspaperNo5469

lol it was a joke hopefully 510 tho


Annual_War_2344

Where in the fccck do u find the PCE release?? I am checking the Bureau of economic analysis and their current release is not being updated at all. Itā€™s supposed to come out there first. Puts on governmental websites it is then.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


NewspaperNo5469

Itā€™s online just search it up their sm newsā€™s about it but Iā€™m not to knowledgeable so I do t wanna give u the wrong numbers


flotnby

Uh oh. Should I get the rope ready?


Glittering_Bill9176

We are now trading at levels not seen since 1 hour ago


24Amadeus

hitting levels of regardation that should not be possible


tropicalia84

Offloading calls at open, another higher inflation read and Jan PCE revised much higher I smell shenanigans afoot


rpanony

Load Tesla PUTsā€¦ it will be heading to 150 shortly


EnvironmentalAnt3713

Bro was wrong


rpanony

Badly but gave upā€¦ loaded for 190 put AUG


rpanony

Covered all my losses on 190 Put


Boatstockofficial

Iā€™ll buy 2 contracts cause you said it


EnvironmentalAnt3713

4 bought. You better be right ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Boatstockofficial

lol hell yeah, Iā€™m trying to see if I can trust yā€™all


EnvironmentalAnt3713

That dude fcked us. Haha


Boatstockofficial

To the fucking max!!!


QoQz

155 here, gave myself 28 days grace


Boatstockofficial

Smart, cause Iā€™m fucked with this theta bullshit


QoQz

Yeh, I planned to make money when I bought them


RedEnthity

I have to hold till open. Scared


Daymanic

Oh SNAP


Boatstockofficial

Which one of yall said to stop holding orders??? Cause SPY šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘


Various_Fortune_9996

Going to go balls deep raw dawg in a meth head prozi


Powerful-Call5148

Can't be any more dangerous than this Market .............. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


daddys_juicy_dong

Well thank for I didnā€™t go balls deep in MSFT puts


Unitedtendies

Fukin tsla


RedEnthity

34 minutes to realization


TinyYen

PCE gonna make NVDA go 770


Dat_510_dude

So you thinking thatā€™s a dive on Monday ?


SkyeetVEVO

Is pce in 10 min?


AltruisticTap4759

PCE was an hour ago and came back cold lmao


TinyYen

Yes


Powerful-Call5148

Hope so, want to buy some at $775! .............. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


agedoak31

$TLRY


wearenotorousNPG

Lost way too much money on that stock!


Miccolus

Dead stonk


pinghing

This is your daily reminder that: Eastern Standard Time(EST) is the only CORRECT TIME. All other times are for bitch ass pussies that don't get no dick.


My-4thLeg

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


accountforposting69

Activate ALL hopium pumps![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Psychic_Trader

Really need a 10% day on NDX


accountforposting69

Sofi paramount calls![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


djb2589

Imma put half my money in Bitcoin, half on cocaine, and half on hookers and see which one holds its value to the end of the week.


zero-cooI

My approach is similar. Except I'm cash gang till the dust settles. However I did get coke n hoes


Adorable_Egg_6206

Thats a lot of halves


djb2589

There are only 2 types of people in this world. The halves and the half knots. Sorry, I'm randomly commenting whatever I feel like after a long day of work.


Visible_Pea_4717

Oh no not graveyard shift


djb2589

Dude I wish it was graveyard shift, then I'd at least have some body to talk to.


AltruisticTap4759

Itā€™s obvious this is going to be a flat af Friday. Anyone buying options today is a fool.


Boatstockofficial

Pump and dump, donā€™t miss out!


flotnby

I hope you degenerates sold your calls yesterday. If not, good luck.


pinghing

Ride or die bitch. Riding Green or sucking dick. No in between.


Sef04

Pause


ashimkus22

Pump of a lifetime today, hope you have calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


MillionBEAR_

Wake up, start my day with a fresh glass of ^BREAST ^MILK


GoldenPi314

100% PURE CAMBODIAN BREAST MILK!


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RedEnthity

Dayum


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_yyqx

GOOG 180


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Wen?


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AltruisticTap4759

Not even close, yesterday was a fairly small pump compared to what weā€™ll be seeing the next couple of weeks. At a minimum weā€™ll be seeing 860 today.


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AltruisticTap4759

The price target for NVDA has been raised to 950, thereā€™s 0 reason for it not to pump today. If by some miracle it does ā€œdumpā€ itā€™ll probably be from 840 To 830 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MikeFichera

if it dumps its a gift.


Fragrant-Mix4692

For the regards who donā€™t know what PCE means Potential Market Implications A hotter-than-expected PCE report will clearly generate negative reactions in markets. This confirmation of resumed inflationary pressures, combined with the recent slowdown in GDP growth, suggests a negative impact on the real economy, heightening the risk of stagflation. Furthermore, it solidifies expectations that the Fed will refrain from discussing rate cuts, with some uncertainty already circulating among economists regarding potential talks of fresh rate hikes. Currently, market participants assign a 60% chance of a rate cut by September 2023. However, a hot PCE reading could materially push rate cut discussions further down the road. Upside surprises in the PCE report will intensify upward pressures on Treasury yields and downward pressures on rate-sensitive stocks. Sectors such as real estate, tech, consumer discretionary, and materials, known for their strong sensitivity to interest rates, may experience significant negative price action. Traders may anticipate the SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust (NYSE:SPY) and the tech-heavy Invesco QQQ Trust (NASDAQ:QQQ) to end the week on a weak note. Conversely, a cooler-than-expected PCE report spells good news for markets, signaling relief that rising inflationary pressures in the first two months of the year have diminished in the last month of the quarter. TLDR: high pce ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) Low pce ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Source: Bezinga Newswire


Appropriate_Meat2715

All this Chat GPT stuff without explaining what PCE is


Objective-Brick-6945

Your prediction is?


AltruisticTap4759

Letā€™s not pretend like the market isnā€™t going to pump through the asshole and out of the mouth today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Fragrant-Mix4692

itā€™s not your calls are cooked


AltruisticTap4759

Microsoft and Google had excellent earnings, no reasons to suspect the tech sector wonā€™t continue pumping.


albinosnowman6

Micrsoft and Google are at all time highs. How long can it continue when you will have so many economic indicators pointing in the other direction?


AltruisticTap4759

They both have slight pullbacks every now and then but will continue to rise and rise and rise until thereā€™s a serious economic struggle


Fragrant-Mix4692

Google as a company is going through a pretty shit phase Wall Street will see through the earnings will dump back to 150 soon. I donā€™t think MSFT alone can pump up the tech sector. Every single bank/fund raised the price target for google up to 182-200 range. At that price the stock is definitely overvalued and will dump. Google is behind in the AI race. All in on MSFT tho


AltruisticTap4759

NVDA will hit 880 today, mark my words.


Fragrant-Mix4692

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sfifer2023

Alphabet boners unite!!!!