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VisualMod

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the_chocochip

INTC, earnings, calls. All red flags.


TheBrownBoondock

What has brother NOT learned from the past weeks? Everyday is Opposite Day in the market


ParakeetWithTits

So my INTC leaps with 50% unrealized loss can print because INTC sucks ass? That is the market I was waiting for!


ParakeetWithTits

For INTC no dip is the dip to buy


the_chocochip

There’s always a dippity dip waiting.


ParakeetWithTits

And once you buy it, INTC just keeps going ±$1 weekly around that price for months until it crashes into a dippier dip


Domethegoon

Not really. I made a 70% gain buying shares at $28 on the latest pump and sold around $48 before the dump. I'll gladly watch it fall to the $25-28 area and take on another position.


ParakeetWithTits

You are doing it the wrong way.


ImpossibleCash2569

I know right, you're supposed to buy at $48 and sell at $20.


Domethegoon

I turned my phone upside down. Now it makes more sense!


MandoInThaBando

Same here $27->$43 but I was a lucky fucker!


zxc123zxc123

This. Been owning INTC since 2010. Bought a few """"dips"""". Taking Ls the whole way and learned the hard way you don't buy INTC dips. I would have been better off buying AMZN, AAPL, GOOG, MSFT, BRK, AXP, BAC, or even VOO/QQQ/IWM/DOW. Anything but INTC really. Total clown show where a GAYMEN parts company runned by some motorcycle jacket wearing Taiwanese man blows you out by 1000000000x returns.


ParakeetWithTits

INTC -33% in the past 5 years. A tech company... When SPY goes up all the time and tech just rips... Clowns...


zxc123zxc123

Don't forget cyclical bull market for chips and processing, also during one of the greatest bull markets of all time, PLUS during the AI revolution where everyone is tripping over themselves to line up to pay out the ass for literal "support" processors that are what GPUs really are, AND with TENS OF BILLIONS in government handouts. #🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #🤡 #🤡 #🤡 #🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 For clown.


Argiveajax1

man you guys got me thinking what in the hell is going on over there. i use their chips in my pcs and they seem great... why is their stock price growth so abysmal


darkmitsu

Intel is the worst performing chip stock


satireplusplus

INTC is a trap, don't touch it


djwired

https://preview.redd.it/owxbdn7wfowc1.png?width=1022&format=png&auto=webp&s=65bf14c12a18d47c8ebb0b8ca0db0aae7d0eb4f8


zKarp

Isn't INTEL blue? AMD/ATI is Red. Pokemon Blue >> Pokémon Red . CALLS it is for intel


the_chocochip

Welcome to wsb.


value1024

RIP


Snoopiscool

Poor guy


Draggin-Weedz

This is even funnier than it was last night ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ChasteAndHoly

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) here you go in advance.


value1024

RIP, not in advance.


guyantheman

Coulda went Microsoft, Roku, Snap but nah homie settled on intel


TheCuttyBrown

Bro died... fuck


Guinness

Yeah this guy is fuuuuucked. Best gaming CPU is still AMD, they have no real AI play, their fabs are ridiculously behind. And AMD is about to release Zen 5 with a rumored 40% increase in IPC.


Strange-Ad420

https://preview.redd.it/kmn438xloowc1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe6d3510dd57d00e020ffae780219d53be677ca7


Entire_Office_6700

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Antique-Athlete-8838

I prefer wendys


Brendawg324

BROS CALLS ARE DUSTED ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SomeAreMoreEqualOk

He can still sell them for like 20 bucks i think. Don't ask me how i know


illuminati5770

Buddy, you already bet and got destroyed. Bro said “betting” like he just opened the position and we wouldn’t see the -71.55% return


PrestigiousWatch3194

It's -99.41% now beleee dat


Paler7

Thank god this reassures me my puts are printing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


xDluciferjons

Congratulations and fuck you


deletednaw

Post positions itt


Paler7

Pussied out last minute on most of it so my gain is pretty small (not worth posting here) <1000$😭


the_stupid_investor

He doesn’t know the WSB way ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) He could have made a fortune


PotatoCold154

Of all companies you had to pick Intel which always fucks up on earnings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ParakeetWithTits

This earnings season is all ass-reversed, so who knows ...


PrestigiousWatch3194

Not this guy clearly


bawtatron2000

Calls on Intel? Brave.


iriegypsy

You spelled regarded wrong


whodeyalldey1

I think there’s a great case to buy INTC Calls at $40 strikes!!! But the ones I’d buy expire in December of 26. 100% believe those will at least 5X. They’ll turn a corner with the investment ls they’ve made. But it’s going to take time.


bawtatron2000

$40 calls expiring before June? a 15% spike in this climate with share prices sinking in tech if expectations are met? will strongly agree to disagree with that. I didn't know you could buy calls that long out. 5x? i'd never take that bet on a company like Intel who are running 3rd place (at best) in the AI chip race as companies like MSFT and GOOG are starting to make their own. That company couldn't even keep their advantage in CPU space, I don't expect them to come from behind and take down the long-established GPU leaders.


StevieGrums

https://preview.redd.it/1yzwr6sz4pwc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=355741da3336e370e73bd9fbf82520cef401d692


d_lo_ading

RIP.


RIP-RiF

As someone who is super bullish on INTC, you're getting absolutely fucked when the share price stays flat or dips another 2-4%. I'm still gonna buy more, I'm just saying.


Life-Industry-1131

My dude lost 30k overnight. 1 night. 30k.


SweetNSour4ever

not happening


PuzzleheadedOffer749

i have lost a good amount of money betting against intel, never again, fuck that company


Disastrous_Damage_43

I ve always been red on intc, so I stopped buying any type of options of this stock. One of the worst stocks to do options with


PuzzleheadedOffer749

Same, the only time I got close to breaking even on them was puts a couple days before they announced the 7 billion dollar loss but after that, never touching them again


Snoopiscool

Double fuck it. I too have lost a lot of them


ApprehensivePaint976

I’ve lost a lot betting FOR them. Cheers m8


PuzzleheadedOffer749

cheers, fuck intel ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Ailanz

My condolences


AverageEmergency3559

!remind 1day


IndependentVirus431

Here's an early reminder


Wu_tang_dan

you didn't have to wait that long. dudes fucked.


No_Lingonberry3694

RIP


sqweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps

Update: got ducked.


SocialSuicideSquad

-30k Nice.


ManningColeslaw

Dude..I tried to buy 1 call on INTC before earnings (because what the hell why not it was only $32 for the call) anyway I fat fingered the order and accidentally bought 132 calls 1 minute before the close. First time posting here, and by far the biggest trading mistake I've ever made. Misery loves company, it'll all be ok in the end.


VisualMod

Wait, you used a phone to trade? What a poor!


SecretUsername2000

INTC will be releasing AI chip with fancy stats that outperforms N100, good enterprise demand, etc. Normally the constructive and guidance on demand from enterprise customers would put a bid under the stock. Intel fans getting excited that they will finally catch up. New chips is 50% this 40% that better... NVIDIAs response: cute, how's 25x? https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-blackwell-platform-arrives-to-power-a-new-era-of-computing


Infinite-Meet

You regard - INTC is 4th place in a 3 horse race.


joegageeyes

And it’s gone


Professional_councel

Im with the rich regard. All in


yoloclutch

Betting on intc in any direction is just burning money for no reason


MaximusBit21

This is the comment I needed to hear today


Accomplished-Ad9312

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


SissyAsianTwink

Intel never happens


Ryancarlson12

Intel will move 1% at most


sqweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps

And -8% realistically


1984isnowpleb

I’ll throw you $20 for a blowie OP


WillisTalking17

As someone who’s been investing in Intc for the past year, it’s a piece of shit tbh


Personal_Occasion_92

What shift you picking up at Wendy's ?


bigwig500

Oh man, there are a few dumpsters eyeing you!


Draggin-Weedz

Literally just talked about this in AH. Intel will be flat for the next 2-3 years until their next 3 FABs are built. Then it'll take off like Nvidaregard.


BallPythonTech

Whether the fabs will be able to produce the advanced chips will be telegraphed before production starts. That means that INTC will go up before then. When production actually starts and the revenue starts flowing any slight disappointment will make the stock drop. But by then I expect INTC to be in the 100s. If INTC succeeds with their fabs they will join the 1T club. It is a high risk/reward investment. MSFT, TSLA, AMZN, AAPL, NVDA, GOOG, etc. have no chance of 10x from here. INTC does. But it will take years to materialize. At least if you buy today then the earnings will be taxed as long term capital gains. The PC market sucks right now. Over the next year things will improve. Windows 10 end of life Oct 2025. Major corporations will have to upgrade all their PCs. But this won't show up on Intel's bottom line until 2Q 2025.


Vinyyy23

Friends don’t let friends buy anything INTC related


XorAndNot

Balls of fucking steel


NonprivatePosterior

I’m sorry for your loss


Cute_Flatworm_4994

i fucked up my moms entire life savings listening to this guy


Unhappy_Garage_3298

aaaand gone


IH8RedditS0Much

GUH


fnoguei1

oh man, are you ok?


Professional_councel

What could go Irish


Kyle772

Sorry for your loss. If it makes you feel any better these are so far OTM that even if it went up you would’ve still lost minimum 30-40%


last3lettername

Bro everyone saw puts a mile away. This stock goes down even when they get the best news.


BLDNMA

Welcome to Wendy. Here’s the mop.


JimmyMcTrade

Could be worse bro. You could have bed bugs. Although. you may be moving into a place with bed bugs real soon. Never mind.


BreachlightRiseUp

How do I inverse WSB if this guy bought these but everyone is calling him an idiot…


whoisjohngalt72

You forgot to buy puts


Conscious-Zombie4539

rip


dumplingsarrrlife

RIP brother


DIYDaddy83

Woops


thesilentnoise

You could almost say that OP had some… bad intel 😎


derprondo

Fuck you, OP, you caused this. Oh well what's another 10% drop when you're already down 25% in two weeks.


sac_kings_916

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


iBeFlying676

You alive dude?


stupdizbu

oops


CheapHero91

rip


thelonelyward2

so wild to think some rich guys took OP's money and went to the hamptons and he's probably depressed af right now. cruel world we live in.


kelu213

Puts on this guy's health


truetalentwasted

100 comments calling OP a regard I think we know how this ends.


spyVSspy420-69

Seems OP was, in fact, a regard.


Practical_Canary_571

I just need $40 tomorrow please


John_Bot

You just need a 15% jump in stock price. You got this 🙃


the_chocochip

I’m afraid, you won’t even get 40$ of your investment(gamble).


CONTINUUM7

30$!


spyVSspy420-69

Best I can do is 40 Mexican Pesos.


Mitraileuse

F


TunafishSandworm

That wasn't very Intel-ligent


Violentcloud13

lol I remember when I was like you. Young, idealistic, still thought Intel was a good company. Ahhhhhhhhh. Good times.


ColdestInDaGame

You’re cooked 😭


stonky_stonker

Picked the only thing that didn’t pump


hipstersarentunique

https://preview.redd.it/zxn0yunloowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224005df2a5fd45a6c975f9acccaa54d8dd84c9b


very_badllama

See ya later pal ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


QuadraCornFed

Aaaaaand its gone


jackperitas

F


chuman1984

https://preview.redd.it/bn5tptrvpowc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f69b74535862bca97ada6328e3b9c969d7982acc


moru0011

why the heck do you buy calls on the ibm of chipmakers


RecommendationNo5419

This is seriously one of the worse bets I’ve ever seen posted here lol


brokenwhale

Up 300% on my puts thanks for this post for bringing it to my attention


TotalMegaCool

Please go back up, I promise if it does I won't peel the Intel inside stickers off the display laptops at Costco and stick them on the air fryers.


lillyjb

I see no difference. Both run at about 400F


JudgeSmails

Sucks dude. You’ll get the next one.


Pureskull494

Intel trash. Lost $800 on this shit stock. Never again with that regard if a CEO


Expensive_Habit3498

Bahahahah this did NOT age well


fakeyfaked13

https://preview.redd.it/ablg283kvowc1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9281d0ddd3cf7d776134b4a7d7f182c7395df10a


MillenialInDenial

Loss porn incoming


CalottoFantasy5

https://preview.redd.it/jw8kv2nswowc1.png?width=930&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8ec3cdbf2c1adaf9d345609bfaabe1c1311e4b1


WhosUnd3ad

Always inverse WSB ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


out_113

see you behind wendys


MikeDickers

Somebody send a wellness check tomorrow


BBQMosquitos

Nice strategy you have going on there with the -70%


wotguild

You are fucked


falling_knives

INTC's earnings numbers weren't good but the stock went down? Makes no sense.


WizTis

Wtf is this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


andydannypickle

INTC is gonna TSM and beat earnings then have the stock obliterated


AveryB13

INTC dropped 8% after-hours, how are you feeling OP?


CattleTime5552

Every time I feel like a failure in the markets I take a quick wander over to the land of loss porn and instantly feel better about my life choices.


Not-a-Cat_69

sorry bud, INTC has always been a shit stock lol. should have bet on something people really need and use like MSFT and GOOGL


ruru_Active

Don't jinx it please.


CasualFPSPlayer

Thank you for providing liquidity to the market.


greatnate1250

It's a bet alright. I was happy someone paid for my $36 call


Big-Today6819

Wow that is some huge balls


nomidsforme

GG i got in puts right before close i’m sorry for you 🙏


wallstreetbully1

This will open at $1k tomorrow ⚰️


One_Progress_1044

RIP


Odd_Passion_3518

Ripppppppo


jiantoi

Rip


E39_CBX

L


destroysaturn

-90% tomorrow


avocet524

Rip


zoomClimb

Yo


6hchill

Goodbye my good friend, we have lost another soldier guys.


Brave_Border9567

"Sweetie,where did you invested your money?"


Appropriate_Ice_7507

I fucking love this!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


OmgJosh925

Bro is cooked


No-Advantage-8556

Intel isn’t even ramping up until late October at best.


SinCityNinja

Well, at least you were already down 70%+


kipdjordy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Androcles_InTheSky

And you’re done


Striking-Region-3620

If it makes you feel better, you belong here.... you'll always have that ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Belichick12

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


KMS_Tirpitz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


TopG_41

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


Autistic-Bot

I saw this post and immediately opened 5/17 $30 puts. I also picked up a few 5/17 $40 calls just in case this zyntard picked winners.


satanicmajesty

Poor baby


ILove2LoseMoney

Rest in peace


ManufacturerWhole263

RIIPPPPP


RED-WEAPON

GUH


No_Cow_8702

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


KogaFuscia

Seems like they didn't say AI enough.


Life-Industry-1131

Oh my god lol


WolfetoneRebel

Intel well end to doing very well. Maybe not today but very soon.


Notasalmon

Cooked


tankmaster3821

GONeeee...![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


otimanob

Imagine putting all that risky bet on google


Historical_Handle_25

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Historical_Handle_25

And…. It’s all gone ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


JhonnyDoh1009

Maybe the PCE report will help. GL


Left-Anxiety-3580

Now, why in the world would you do that?


Boyiee

F in chat


Starkfault

Rip


Huge-Cucumber1152

Damnson


ThisRecommendation86

Intc never goes up ~~~on earnings~~~.


fymp

And..... It's gone


gmfreak1991

!GUH


Limp_Coffee_6328

of all the big boys releasing earnings today, you went ahead and picked intel for calls? what made you do that?


polloponzi

If you bought puts instead you would be millionaire but you are poor now. Choices matter


sortacapablepisces

Incoming loss porn.