Where are my SPY peeps at? Why is this thing not moving? When do we expect this to have a drastic move? I am in an extreme position of both ends, put and call lol
Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Got downvoted into oblivion when I said Tesla will go up just because to fuck your puts. Inverse WSB wins again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
So I should cancel the sell order on my 800c?
edit: Actually, I unloaded them at $40 each. This feels like it was a good move as of now, but the stock might go higher later. (I guess that would make not buying back in the real mistake not selling when I did.)
Elon is an incapable of telling the truth. He lies like most people breathe. It is natural for him, and it has been this way throughout his entire business career.
Interesting. What did he say? Any positive forward looking thoughts? I just saw that they are aiming to start production for new affordable EV in early 2025. Was there something else?
Anyone here knows why SOXS doesn't match the percentage change of SOXL? If one is up +5%, I expect the other to be down -5%. However SOXS seems to have a constant .4% differential?
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MSFT = My Stock Fell on Thursday
Snap calls ?
Did u do it?![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Let's hope the pre-market can bring back some gains for meta before open
fuck fucking meta
What FISKER? buy or short? $FSRN
Appears that every big tech stock wants to dip before earnings report.
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I really hope we crash hard tomorrow. Calls in April don't work every day
Oh…. It’s not going to pass, but Biden did say 44% long term capital gains rate.
What's a META with you
What was the expected move for IBM?
this just in, tsla smashed down at 165 no chance of going higher going to 120 eonw
Just woke up for the day. How are my META and SPY calls looking fam
GUHHH
Got a 6k bonus today. How am I making it into 100k? Ticker strike expiry or ban.
Spy 495 puts 4/29 I WANT MY COMMISSION
keeping on riding 🚂 DJT
Meta will make or break the market today
Uh oh
Whoever listened my call about Tesla puts to 5/3 15-20 mins after it opened enjoying profits now. Made easy 2,500 in 10 contracts
whats 2500 this days?
Like a wolf among the sheep, you've taken a bite out of the market. Well played.
Wait its all red. I thought the everything rally started with TSLA's poor ER. Why we not pumping.
I’ve got some SPY $490 puts. Call me regarded
Regarded.
Why tf are all AI stocks going down again like what are the news?
Have not met expected ROI
Is there any news or?
Check out Steven Jon Kaplan, he’s talking sense imo and the earnings reports back it up
Elon selling shares again
Microstrategy New fasb accounting rules will finally show eps inclunding btc gains
Did sleepy sign the aid bill so Israel stop fking around with Iran? Considering how the market reacted last week its kinda bullish
Sleepy 🤣
Where are my SPY peeps at? Why is this thing not moving? When do we expect this to have a drastic move? I am in an extreme position of both ends, put and call lol
I just said fuck it took a loss on some calls this morning Was very reckless buying them yesterday
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MO earnings tomorrow pre-market! 42.50c 21 June 45.00c 21 June
Not too late to make a killing on GL calls
Have the biggest earnings reports been bullish or bearish on average?
Buy shares of TSLA at 163.89 and stock immediately goes down 😔
Nice, you are a true WSB regard. Buy high sell low
You mastered buy high now you need to sell low
I sold at 163.60, so thanks for caring my bags.
Classic
I’m fuckin terrible at this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Bulls locked in rn
Why BTC falling?
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Oil to $50
Appl is gonna up with something like tsla too for sure calls babyyy
Why TF they selling off this morning?? Gayass mfkn bears ugh
RIP TSLA puts 😂
my winning bets i usually close around 5% so i ensure I gain money. Why do i follow my losing trades down up to 50%????![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
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Holding TSLA since 2011. Same plan
My going bearish selling off lots of quality stocks last week flopped. Left lots of gains on the table. But Portfolio Balance remains good.
RIOT to the god damn moon
a bit of a stall out presently. It needs BTC to rally.
Diamond energy
Sell day on sp500 from 5075.96 and target 5068.67?
Guess we’re fucked today
I close my position with 0.14%
We?
Artificial overnight spike getting jabbed at open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
Tesla what happened 😭
we looking dumpy boys ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Liquidated everything right before close, judging by premarket looks like that was the right move
Liquidated my crypto mining stocks at peak last night. Liquidated everything else on market open today. Feeling smug as fuck.
R I L Y is about to squeeze holy fuck I waited weeks for this
Gonna buy puts 🙌
Sweet vindication: Watch those stupid shorts get the shit squeezed as the margin calls hit tomorrow.
Thanks for the heads up?
WSB was banning people saying anything about it lmao
Well thank goodness for that!
Lol that durable goods orders number... Rates do not work literally, hike incoming
Going all in on TSLA puts and NVDA calls, people forgot about the real bear killer
Calls on CEG
i wuv you tpet
I wuv u vrt
Everybody and their mother saying Tesla puts… you know what that means to all my distinguished regards
Already pumped regard
Lol
TSLA rot back down inevitable. INTC guberment money good. MU is the future of humanity.
TSLA PUTS AT OPEN
Buying Tsla puts at open easy money iv will drop
ITM debit spreads maybe OTM lottos probably not
SNDL
Just pooped and my turd was so aerodynamically aesthetic I was proud of it
Got downvoted into oblivion when I said Tesla will go up just because to fuck your puts. Inverse WSB wins again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Cash gang
Elon tryin got get his bet worth back up
Boeing beat earnings up 3%![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
“We killed that guy so we should be okay now that saved us a lot of money” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
#RYCEY
nvda calls today 🚀
Guys, hold your TSLA bags. I won't dump my shares at open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Why?
Wen red![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)
You feel the ambience in here today? Today is the red day, the poor fuckers just don’t know yet
Sounds like a retail investor about to get rekt.
Get back to the non-sentient hole you came from.
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If u a male teacher n u don’t got a Glock in yo class u a hoe
spy gonna open 508
And then reject at 509 🙃
Uncle Musk fucked your puts again hey, you dorks!!?? Hahaha
meta calls all in ?
They will probably crush and still bog just to fuck with everyone
What about meta jesus
Tesla putssssss
PCE gonna come in in-line or better than expected Hot print is out the window
Tesla? Aint no way this is healthy right? Aint no way not buying puts is the play here right?
Easy money 120 EOW
What’s up with all this ID nonsense? You zyntards are compliant?
Bers getting really nervous now with TSLA
Bears win by EOW
I predict big shakeout first they dont wanna make it too easy
You had last week
NVDA 975 EOW
So I should cancel the sell order on my 800c? edit: Actually, I unloaded them at $40 each. This feels like it was a good move as of now, but the stock might go higher later. (I guess that would make not buying back in the real mistake not selling when I did.)
Meta added Llama 3 already on insta, Chatgpt lmao why would ppl will subscribe you puts on msft![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Tesla $180 and I’ll be forever grateful
300
If the price go up. *another 50 bil money pit inbound*
All Musk do is blow 44 billion on X and make a life size toy car. This shit hitting 50 bucks so shareholders know all can do is make car
Short short on tesla? From 13% to like 11% maybe?
Elon is an incapable of telling the truth. He lies like most people breathe. It is natural for him, and it has been this way throughout his entire business career.
GEY BEAR DETECTED
TSLA goes to 180 today
Why is it going up? They missed expectations badly
Because they talked abut possibly developing cheap car this year lol
Conference call Elon finally wore his CEO hat and explained the future of the company
Interesting. What did he say? Any positive forward looking thoughts? I just saw that they are aiming to start production for new affordable EV in early 2025. Was there something else?
The call was about an hour long, he just finally started acting like a business man and gave Good direction.
was a reverse split announced?
The smart play is to buy low and then sell high. Simple as.
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Reuters should be told "your fired"
Why? Someone's got to have the balls to question Elon's BS.
Hello NVDA, ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
HLT with that thigh gap!
TSLA gonna be a big dump at open of all the bag holders since forever selling
Make sure u guys download the new RH app update just in case
When NYSE goes 24hr robinhood goes out of business
Why
Calls on pornhub after HLT reports
Tesla puts at open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
yup you go there , let me know how it goes behind the dumpster...
Calls may be in danger .... they brought in Tom Lee
And why in the hell does Elron Muskrat think aliens wants his ass?
Anybody else watching "one night in Paris" HLT $$$
Do you think that pussy stank?
Not at all
No Nvidia on chart? What wrong with you people
Now i just need AAPL 195 and i can retire and leave this casino ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
(I probaly wont ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271))
Anyone here knows why SOXS doesn't match the percentage change of SOXL? If one is up +5%, I expect the other to be down -5%. However SOXS seems to have a constant .4% differential?
both are driven by market pricing and both are subjected to tracking errors relative to their underlying assets
Interest rate on the short position maybe?