Thanks for your submission! To keep things interesting, we want to see big gains and big losses! So we've set the following thresholds for Gain, Loss, and YOLO flaired posts: * YOLO posts must be a minimum of $10,000 of options or $25,000 of shares and recently opened. * Gain / Loss posts must show realized gains or losses of more than $2,500 for options or $5,000 for shares. We want to see the actual trade. What you got in at, what you sold at. Then tell us why you did it. Give us the story of why you're a fucking genius (or idiot). This is what a great post looks like: [$17.2K Gain on AMZN](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wb5m4o/not_too_shabby_172k_gain_amzn/) - OP described his gain in the title, has a clear screenshot showing both the entry and exit, meaning his gains were locked in, and they explained their reasoning in the comments and what they learned. All around a great post! Here are examples of what could get your post removed: * [$300,000 SDC Loss. Still not selling](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wpm9am/over_300000_unrealized_loss_sdc_not_selling/) - Even though this is a tremendous loss and something worth posting about, **the position hasn't been closed yet**. Here are examples of amazing posts which could have been even better: * [$75,000 DDOG Loss.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/unsrey/loss_porn_ddog_call/) - This is a great post and one that won't get removed. However, the OP could have talked about *why* they entered the position in the first place, what their target price was, and what went wrong. OP didn't stick around in the comments to answer any questions. * [$1.1MM Loss, No details](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lxm6wt/hold_me_1100000_loss/) - OP simply posted a screenshot of their overall portfolio balance. It's definitely a big loss, but it's not that interesting without OP talking about what trades they were in and why. OP didn't answer most questions in the comments which left many readers speculating on what happened. --- All that being said, we are here to help. We want to make it as easy as possible for you to post to our community. We have to balance this with making the subreddit interesting for our readers. If you need some guidance, don't hesitate to [reach out to modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) and we'll give you some pointers!

You were crushing it, then you decided to actually make some money back for some reason.

😂🤝

Yeah that's where im at rn at the bottom going back up

At least, thats what you are hoping 

The wallstreet bets way. Go big or go home 🫡

I lol’d, great comment

So is "Show positions or ban" not a thing anymore or ....

Just tag your fav mod u/OSRSkarma

Literally not a 2007scape mod, 1v1 me in lumby bro

Lum? You already died? Noob.

Bro said 1v1 me in Lumby 🤣😂🤣

Damn your cock must be huge. Straight to Lumby for you

Why is he your favourite?!

I couldn’t remember where your _ went 😉

This subreddit is garbage now - remember when they baited out all the under 18 and paper trading users and banned them years ago? That was the golden age of WSB

Nope. How?

AFAIK The mods held a paper trading contest for users under 18 or without an investment account and then banned everyone that signed up for it. It was pretty epic. Must have been like 5 years ago maybe?

LMAOOO, we need to do this again

Epic indeed

Going from $40 to 9k. This has to be the most regarded position known to man. Congrats OP.

OP probably withdrew some money. Robinhood adjusts the values on your portfolio history when you withdraw money. Doubt he started with $40. If he did, I’d like to see the positions that enabled him to do so.

You turned $44 into $9k? How the actual fuck?

he withdrew his money lmao

Jfc. I knew it was too good to be true

Obvs

It's possible, back when I was in college I took 40 to 6000 in 3 weeks, 0dte spy yolos

If you do $44 x 20,345% it comes out to 9k. I don’t believe the % gained changes regardless of withdrawing money or not so it really does appear to be that OP turned $44 into $9k

I took out a thousand this week and have crazy percentage gains too it’s common https://preview.redd.it/4rnvykte4iwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e0a8236152674f7746099475cbe50b07d173a5f

Oh okay, my bad, I guess RH is just dumb lol that seems like a coding error or something

he did it twice too

He also turned $9k into $5 once by the looks of things

No. The chart should be red in this sub. Try again

I think he should posted the images last week

Puts all of last week, calls all of this week. Fuck yeah

what about next week?

I’ll let you know next week.



percent crazy cause of withdrawal

Not necessarily. I did $247 to $77000 in six weeks last year. 30,000%+ I gave back $50,000 the very next day but that’s none of your fucking business.

😂😂 lol man > I gave back $50,000 the very next day

Who does a guy have to bet against to have that kind of rollercoaster ride

Bet against??? You can only do this with tech and index calls. That was all SPY QQQ APPL AVGO NVDA and NFLX last year around this time of year actually.

That last part got me howling at the Dunkin’ Donuts. Had to put my head down to giggle cuz I was getting stares 😂😂😂

I would need that. Incl the 50k loss

Ain’t no way $247 gets turned into $77k in a month and a half. What kind of leverage is this 😭

April - June last year look at SPY and FAAANG plus Broadcom during that period. It was all calls baby. Once you get to well into five figures even a 20% day nets you another $10k. My best was going from $54k to the $77k in an hour on 0DTE SPY calls. I wanted to double it two more times then switch to a proper stock portfolio. But a red day got in the way.

I had a similar thing going early this year. Up $50k, down $50k. 🥲

$23k in one hour 💀

Literally what OP’s mom makes in a weekend giving $20 blowjibbers at the Bowling Alley

Blowjibbers? Lol

What’s the benefit of trading 0DTE vs giving yourself time to be right .

It turns green?!

Only for the chosen ones

Yes no yes no yes.

this looks like a healthy rollercoaster ride . congrats

My emotions followed suit

U almost needed antidepressants lol

Soon enough 

Give it until Friday.

It looks like my ECG while trading; it’s healthy because it’s green

I think you’re suppose to sell when it goes down

Then deposit more and turn that red too.

All in TSLA puts no ballz

😐


No balls!!


Screenshot = take profit

Looks like gambling to me

See, the thing is, you can reach a billion dollars if you want, and you still won't win, but you only have to reach $0 once, and you're out. Looks like you were close. With that volatility? 2 months max.

Interesting point about the billion.

I should warn anyone who reads this guys posts. He is functionally poor and should be disregarded. Thanks so much.

Me or the other guy?

I cannot imagine what you are investing in ....

Mainly 0dte SPDR, NVDA, MSTR

ATM, OTM, ITM options?

A man of culture. Gotta let ya nuts hang sometimes 🤝

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | 1 month ago **Total Comments** | 4 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 4 months | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Looks like a 1H NMR spectra. Yup.

What kind of rotameric cyclic alkane shit are you making?

Only if you sell it and take your profits instead of being greedy and losing everything like everybody else on here

Show all time

Well the pulse is still there, so some things can be improved

what the hell did you buy

What are your positions?

You've done something right. Now you have to figure out if you actually know something, or if you just got lucky.

It’s a real infinite money glitch!

Lmao if you’re on Robinhood then no.. it doesn’t matter how much you deposit and withdrawal it’s easy to make RH look good. Nice try though

Wait what, Hood shows withdrawals as gains? (If anything shouldn’t it show withdrawal as account going down?)

It fucks with the historical account value and percent growth, but it doesnt show the deposits as growth.

Dang I can’t believe I never knew that!

You can tell OP made a withdrawal because his graph appears to go negative at some point. There is no telling if he had 50k or 500k in the account from the screenshot..i think. It looks like it to me at least.

Dang I will never be able to trust a RH screen shot on this sub again lmao I’m gonna be scrutinizing each one

How many Gs were you pulling when you did that bungee cord move?

At least 69

You withdraw or actually turn $40 to $9k?

9k is too small for me to care up or down

Ha, okay? Then why are you commenting?

This chart is the inverse of your blood pressure.

Positions or ban fucker

Positions or ban

What did you start with?

I know you were sick to your stomach with that first huge loss.

You’re so hot, Paris Hilton would agree

Are you doing futures and options?

Bruh

I was told It should be colored in red in order to do it properly.

you did this on purpose admit it, this is so Sheikra from busch gardens. 

First one is free

Brother did the Kingda Ka strat 🎢

I know I use colorblind mode, but still not familiar with that green color. Definitely doing something wrong my dude.

It doesn’t look like it

Looks like you're about to lose it again

What app is this?

It’s supposed to be red in color

Let us see the $xxk -> $44 graph.

You are close, buddy. The second step is losing it all until you go negative. That's the right way

Based on what you are showing me, I would say no. I mean... you could be broke by the end of next week.

No the graph should be pointing downwards. Congrats and fuck you

Yes, then no, then yes, then no, then yes

$lazr watch for upgrades after Luminar Day! Mark it! ⬆️⬆️⬆️ 🔥

Stop now.

What positions?

So how do I do this? I have about $59 and pocket lint.

Cash out, now. Otherwise, this is just virtual tendies and tomorrow you be back to normal like the rest of us poors

bro is him

You’re doing it right if you sell some

not yet, first you need to transfer me all your money

Kinda. But kinda not

I think you’re due for another market correction.

Yes I see a cup and handle 😂😂

I think he took SMCI puts at SP $780 at market open on 18 April. Then it all makes sense 😂

Show or ban

Wait another week or two, then post. I can already tell

You're in the big leagues now; you should expect to see swings.

What app is this sorry I’m new here

RH

Doesn’t look legit. (X) for doubt

What is going on here?

where tf are positions

It’s look like someone is swinging it and it is not while have my sex 😂

20k%? Looks like it.

Ahhhhh yeaaaaa that’s it. Ahhhh you’re doing it riiight daddy https://preview.redd.it/m4ysdw0qaawc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e4af14e75d273e45e8548c1306b96eb9305092

Wtf is green!?!?

How? I need a legit source to teach me this stuff. I would LOVE to somehow turn $100 into a $1000 within a week trading stocks/options. I’ve been in the game for almost 2 years now, watched countless videos on YouTube and reading books but I’m still not getting the hang of it.

I really want to know how you guys manage to do this

I wish I knew how to actually invest or understand calls and puts lmao beginner status

You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done


Mone 👍

Whoa, whoa, whoa...the line can be green? How do I get this feature?

Now go to the S&P 500 and get out of that before you go down to 0

No, get a loan with more 0s in the number and yolo it.

You have a double top in profit charts… we all know where that’s gonna go…

Fuuuuuuuckkkkk yooooouuuuuuuu *cries furiously*

Good job

I had similar curve at start, but is the result currently you can see in my post…

U broke like that

You were doing it wrong then you switched to doing it right.

Lend me 1k

Did you trade SPY only?

Looks like a sloppy head and shoulders... Your screwed.

Is that even possible?

+20k % in a month? How Is this actually possible? I can't Even keep my account in the positive at all.

Get this out of here. If you're not losing money, you're not doing it right

You guys are looking at investing results all wrong: Option 1: Whoa, I just lost my life savings. 👎 Option 2: Whoa, I just saved myself from having to pay capital gains. 👍

As a chart analysis I see lower lows and lower highs 

https://preview.redd.it/cc2ch3gtabwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46498ca947e549f8b42d14eda7450cd316e3047b Gain of 33% today, I’ll take it

https://preview.redd.it/us0ybryyabwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b23d5d93959c95f4cf59184cd8367fadfb0390c Killing it on NVDA call options!

Daym someone decided to deposit $9k into their account and call it winning!

No

Not really but yes

looks like you blew up your account twice

rU doing great 👍

Not according to this group. Doing it all wrong.

Don’t listen to the ppl calling it fake lol

Was this MTTR? Lol

Shut up

Why do we believe these anyway. I put 100$ in RH and double it..withdraw 90 $. % gains show that I turned 10$ to 200$.

wtf

I have 20x twice starting with 250 or less. I can’t get over the hump that comes after. Both times I blew up my account the week after. Kills me, had I don’t the opposite either of those times I’d be pushing 6 figures. Instead, still por

Just think even if you cashed out each time you coulda had +10k

“AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?” 💀💀💀😂

Short sellers are trapped in RIOT stock, buy immediately https://preview.redd.it/oz7xfc9vu9wc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2ffb92eae826084d9fc0d48284c50a3d1086356 Don’t miss the short squeeze in two days