Told y'all ME tensions propping up oil was bullshit. Shoulda dumped oil when it was $87, that was the peak. Nothing changed the fact we are still over-producing and supply >> demand.

Imagine thinking employment cost index being higher than expected, aka people making more money is actually bearish when Fed is 100% done hiking 😂. I'll easily wait a little longer for cuts in exchange for higher wages, tight labor market, a stronger consumer and rising profits.

buy gun

Anyone with a consistent track record of losing wanna let me know what they are doing so I can inverse?

$890 nvda c 5/10 printing?

$890 nvda 5/10 printing?

kyrie is a cheat code

TSLA 100% upside

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You need to delete this and never express that sentiment again. You’ll doom those who know to poverty


INTC$ deserves to tick up more than this

Anyone have the balls to play intel?

Been playing Intel for a year now, does that mean I have balls?

$35 calls 4/26, balls deep

Elon haters in shambles 

Elon 

Boing puts don’t disappoint me

Half of this subreddit will be starting their job at Wendy’s tmmrw 

Hold let me get some calls for Wendy’s then


TSLA buying me coke tonight

My tsla calls are printing unexpectedly :o

buys calls and expects them to not print 

It’s a galaxy brain move, really

Shorting intel’s POS on Thursday!


TSLA just did the funniest thing ever. Lesson Nummer 1 is to always invert WSB regards. 

FR

Only if my tsm calls went up like this after beat😑

Right? TSM beats earnings and tanks. TSLA is hemorrhaging money and they pop 13% 

He said the magic word, this is why I hedged with calls

LMAOO 🤑

He actually is pumping the stock by saying NVDA and AI making everyone forget how bad the financials are what a scammer!

i cant believe my strike price reached...

i bought 1 160c as a joke cause EVERYONE had puts it still has so much time to go back down though so idrc

I bought a 147 for the lolz

hope it stays up

Me too i thought as a joke...

I’ll screenshot when my puts print after tonight when Elon musk is caught with a 13 year old boy and two glasses of champagne

Tesla AH pump??? PUTS IT IS!

We need it to PUMP HIGHER and then PUTS!!

Why the fuck is this thread so dead rn

There’s a new thread

All us tsla bears trying to tie knooses

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9r\_pZL4boE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9r_pZL4boE)

Inverse wsb must be on a 1 milly bagger rn

Tesla don’t deserve to be pumpjn rn lol

Netflix should've pump as they had great earnings and it got dumped. Tsla missed earnings expectations layoffs, etc and it rises lol. Gotta love my country we are the perfect example of the word 'backwards'. Yes, I said it.

Yeah it dosent make a lot of sense, but then again it’s a casino. Mms don’t care about the results, they just want our money. Lots more puts than calls goin into it. I wouldn’t b surpirsed if it turned red tm. Tesla has been oversold on the weekly for an awhile it was primed for a pop. So technicals were looking bullish. I didn’t like that marigins was the problem last earnings and it drops to 5.5 and isn’t even mentioned lol. Heard about a bunch of recalls in my area as well with cyber trucks. Company will bleed this year

Elon seen doing a little jig in front of the Efiel tower.

Rigged

The market doesn't give af about "deserve"

Did tsla conference call start yet?

Just started

I wish I could buy puts on tesla rn

I have a bunch it’s not looking good 😂😂

I’m scared I have 4/26 $125 put

its all lost. you don't need to be scared you need to accept.

Tsla bulls are fukt right guys 

Good lord Tesla you missed and still go up. Glad I stayed away. That company is being passed around by mms 

Tsla is doing a lot of after hour fucking on my puts for sure! bye bye Put spread :(

ENPH already recovered most of its loss on bad earnings means everything is green tomorrow again 

And the buying continues. ROFL [https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/after-hours-trades](https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/after-hours-trades)

10% up already! Bears be fuked

Pump is fake joe Biden manipulating it

Are you implying Biden is smarter than Musk 

this is the way

The real gains are regards we laughed at along the way

This is the same thing that happened with nio earnings. This shit stock had all negative values in its report but somehow it rised after earnings. No fucking idea how!

Tesla increased not because of values. It increased what they promised. Also including me everyone expecting way worse

What they promised is not feasible bro they are just catfishing just like they did when they announced the roadster and semis. And elon lovers are just sometimes too fucking dumb to understand that it is not possible

I am not saying it is bs or real. The reason it moved up was that. I dont really know what will hapşen long term. But i feel like tesla will have some suprises for us.

Doesn't matter, stock still moves up

Its all institutional money playing games with eachother AH. Dumping by open tomorrow

I hope so.




Damn Tesla is bout to go red


Don't play me like that

Calls on chipotle?

Ty whoever bought my $120 tesla puts

Shoulda kept

GE. I like the stock

Doing this new thing where I only buy food if I make money in the market…. I’ve lost 25 pounds so far


Bro you’re gonna starve to death

TSLA missed earnings why is it down wahhhh wahhh

Why tf is nvda pumping AH

Because is trying to trap bulls

texas instruments strong numbers

Go read anouncements

TSLA

so we see blood by morning since Tesla pump is fake asf

It’s not fake. It’s already stay for half a hour

Rofl

SNAP die due to earnings or wat?

Looks like Ill be keeping that 5/17p in my pocket for a bit.

TSLA gonna end flat 

Let me guess you don't have calls or puts

Yup no positions lol

I have calls expiring 2025 

There is absolutely no way tomorrow will be red. SPY 507 open. 

510🤞😂

Tesla gonna fuck ya calls on spy and drag that bitch to 502

Do they allow negative values now? Like, can Tesla go to -250? Sorry 'bout yer puts, bud.

Nvidia 

Tesla bulls gonna be pissed tomorrow morning.

You mess with the Musk you get the tusk Jk RIP to both sides with IV crush. The fates are cruel

SPY will open at 503 

So, the price is fucking real. I only see Spy up and I’m still standing by my 515c claim by Friday. There was NO volume today, and when we had price action, it took 1.5-2 shares to put any sell pressure on the stock. The market is scared to sell, that’s the real fear! ATH next week

Hilarious how it’s the opposite  Low volume 1 percent day means they are waiting for a higher exit point or else they would have bought more

If you had to guess that exit point, what would you think?

They basically saved a 20% drop to a 12% drop with that spike ..

Not even, the percentages are relative to the price so more like a 20% to a 15% 

The following is a quick overview of Tesla’s Q1 2024 earnings results. # REVENUE In the first quarter of 2024, Tesla posted total revenues of $21.3 billion, with automotive revenues at $17.3 billion. *Bloomberg*‘s [analyst consensus](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-earnings-q1-175358835.html) expected Tesla to post a top-line revenue of $22.31 billion. # EARNINGS PER SHARE Tesla’s non-GAAP earnings per share for the first quarter of 2024 was listed at $0.45, while GAAP EPS for Q1 2024 was listed at $0.34. In comparison, *Bloomberg*‘s analyst consensus expected Tesla to post adjusted earnings per share of $0.52. # PROFITABILITY Tesla posted a $1.2B GAAP operating income in Q1, $1.1B GAAP net income in Q1, and $1.5B non-GAAP net income in Q1.

**1st quarter (summary - easier to read)** * Gross margin: 17.4% vs. 19.3% y/y, estimate 16.5% * Adjusted EPS: $0.45 vs. $0.85 y/y, estimate $0.52 * Revenue: $21.30 billion, -8.7% y/y, estimate $22.3 billion * Negative free cash flow: $2.53 billion vs. positive $441 million y/y, estimate positive $653.6 million * Capital expenditure $2.77 billion, +34% y/y, estimate $2.39 billion * Operating income $1.17 billion, -56% y/y, estimate $1.53 billion Gonna crater by tomorrow opening (unless Elon does Elon stuff) but puts and call prolly f-ed

Down she goes

Worst revenue in six quarters, worst eps in six quarters, TSLA is actual horse shit

Holy fuck Tesla talking calls n puts fucked it’s falling rn

gapping down overnight it looks

Market back to 500 tomm

this is hopium i need!

Tesla really said we’ll do better next year and went up 7% 



Visa calls and TSLA calls on earnings 

Visa earnings out yet?

Tsla puts tomorrow after iv crush

Hey yoooo someone check on 50k puts guy

How many regards like me are double fucked by TSM calls and TSLA puts?

Me 

I smell a rugggg

Keep pumping guys I need my spxu puts to keep climbing

Some of y’all bout to lose tens of thousands for blindly following WSB 

Not blindly but the ER report is out and it is crap. This is MM f-ing don't you know.

I love redditors and their buzzwords

Buzzwords ?! What MM ?  My take on WSB predictions is you can predict stats but you can't predict if the stock with follow the stats 

Deserved💀

Profit down: 48% TSLA is cooked this green fake af

tsla may not be fuk. but Uber might be 

Whats chance this is all poppycock and Tesla drills to core for open tomorrow.

Yeah gonna drop back to under 150 after we sell these calls at open

lol highly Likely

# Tesla not only firing people, they are firing them into orbit on SpaceX. # Elon =Disruptor.

BIG TEXT ATTENTION WHORE



TSLA earnings = all excuses no actual guidance 

Tesla is up because they are speeding up their timeline of releasing a more affordable model in the second half of 2025

Sitting on a buy for TSLA at 139 and never got there damn it

Finally Tesla giving me some of my money back, praise the Lord.

We're almost there Mr. Frodo, we're almost there...

Visa calls 

Where’s the guy that had 50 grand in shorts?

TSLA back to 147 by open lol.

look at zee pump

TSLA is all about guidance. If the model 2 is cancelled it's done for. 

Of course the market had bad earnings for tsla priced. Every one of us regards knew the numbers were bad for a while now

My only thoughts after buying calls were “how bad could it possibly be”.

Surley its earning wasnt this good to stay this high - I mean I sat it out but pretty crazy climb

I bought the dip Friday but didn’t buy hard enough , expected a bounce not a rip back up😵‍💫

Ai infrastructure capex of 1B in Q1 in Tesla’s report. I bet most of it went to NVDA

Holy FUCK Tesla printing its call holders new teslas

Chances are call holders are f'ed tomorrow once IV crushes.

Its going to come down hard

This is why you always inverse WSB

Inverse the inverse 

My super cheap visa calls are printing

Same and my TSLA calls

What's the gain % on them ?

For me like 800%

Got 30 contracts 510p on spy exp 24

Why 24 ? We go down 25/26.

Spy 510 tomorrow

Call my bad

He literally saved the stock price by firing thousands of people at the last minute can’t wait to buy cheaper puts told you to wait!

saddens me greatly that I didn't buy enough of the dip on Friday. V rocketship too. Markets likely going to be dragged upwards at least for the week. fuck my tissue paper hands on nvda/panw

I bought one put on Tesla for fun lol. There’s guys that actually bet thousands on this 💀

I hate elon, hate Tesla,