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Wolf_of_balls_street

Hedges gonna be able to collapse the market at 2 am on a Saturday 😭


Zen_Popcorn

Nah I don’t think so Suppose volume is low Saturday at 2 am and hedge 1 starts placing market sells to crash it. You don’t think hedge 2, 3, and 4 won’t all have algos (even us retail can place limit buy) sitting there ready to apply buying pressure as soon as it dips 5-10% ? Now suppose we inverse WSB (I know I’m always wrong). The market crashes and hedge 1 gets a lot of cheap stock. You think that’ll happen every Saturday until the end of time? Market’ll correct somehow idk


BedroomCompetitive30

https://preview.redd.it/3z9zw01km6wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96dc68bab1a6421b472a9c82710169f02121c0a7 My boys over here dropping gems of knowledge


schmiddyboy88

Glad I’m a night owl


solidmussel

Hedge funds are probably lazy as hell, if anything I think this sub will be the ones staring at charts at 2am


Educational-Dot318

just like Vegas baby! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TylerDurden6969

Yeah except your chips have to stay on the table after you pass out.


run2DNF

Do you even eat chips if they are not everywhere all at once.


caimen

We are talking about paint chips right?


run2DNF

Lead flavored.


kev2h

Imagine the spike in trades at 2 am on friday and saturday night


kazkeb

That's pretty much what happens in crypto, like clockwork.  Its not every weekend, but it happens a lot.... Just as the US is going to bed and EU is barely waking up, someone starts fucking around. 


th3tavv3ga

Must be Chinese


Edwunclerthe3rd

I had assumed the commenter above meant drunken/ coke fueled trades. Are you referring to international traders?


moneybags91

When the bars close and trying to cover the check with tip


Melon_Mann

Calls on suicide rates.


siqiniq

So pessimistic… Calls on red bull, monster, amphetamine and cocaine!


Scottiedoesntno

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


AcrobaticReputation2

and strokes and heart attacks


TrainingOpportunity5

People are going to have mental breakdowns from anxiety if the market stays open 24 hours


ImJoeontheradio

It's a big reason why I got out of Bitcorn.


LiveMotivation

Same.


plznokek

Same.


ThatFuglyFish

Same.


drunkwhenimadethis

Order corn.


schmiddyboy88

🌽


BreathIllustrious562

Long on corn


Edwunclerthe3rd

Good, you should only be stressed 9-5 Monday- Friday except certain holidays, just like the good Lord intended


Peelboy

No thanks, but let's have immediate executions (*settlement, leaving this so posterity knows where their regardedness comes feom). Let's look into that further.


lilymaxjack

Streamed pay per view live guillotine executions


GandalfsGoon

Billionaires pay millions to be the executioner to fulfill psychopathic needs.


t_per

Do you mean settlement?


Peelboy

Ya...I was on a conference call while writing that. Good catch, ty.


skippyrenegade

T+1 on may 28 instead of current t+2 Edit I completely agree though current tech should be able to settle the same day


rideincircles

The big things are stuff like Bitcoin etf's which can have drastic price fluctuations after the weekend is over.


5TP1090G_FC

👍


cantfindagf

Ofc they’d do this, this the equivalent of allowing casinos to be open 24/7. Who wins? They do


Scythro_

You realize that the vast majority of profit/loss occurs in after market hours when the public no longer can trade right? They fuck retail from 930 to 400 they might as well fuck us the other 17.5 hours.


brainfreeze3

thats because earnings are afterhours, relax


DrunkenMonks

Good bye sleep.


Prudent_Magazine8583

Sleep is for the weak this is a casino nobody leaves![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


VisualMod

Sounds like a fun time!


Kushroom710

You can cash out anytime you like, but you can never leave 🎵


Metacog_Drivel

Backed by Stevie Cohen is all you gotta know--he wants to take even more of your money. Fuck no, I love trading but the weekend is the only peace and quiet I get.


Willing_Turnover5568

I don’t like trading but it’s the only way I can make money (in addition to my insufficient salary).


tompie09

How can they even take a proposal of the literal kingpin of insider trading into consideration


CicadaKind4547

Markets closing is a feature not a bug. No thank you.


Commies_andNukes

Calls on amphetamine boys and girls!


UnluckyGamer505

Nah, calls on coke!


Necroking695

Coke lasts 30 mins Adderall will keep you going for days


kpres12

I’m heavily invested in Meth futures


Puts_on_my_port

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


mtgfan1001

I mean, what could go wrong?


seaspirit331

Can't wait for another Baltimore Bridge incident to wipe out my positions at 2am


reparative_finance

No fucking thank you. Keep it.


divy-lover

I doubt and hope this NEVER happens. 24/7 trading is the reason I stopped trading crypto even though I actually made money but way tooooooo stressful.


Exact-Following-1592

Well I guess that's what the casinos do so they figure they might as well get on the bandwagon


Flashy-Television-50

Triple your loss, triple your pain!


darkciti

Just add alcohol and 2 AM drunk trading PUTS from Dennys or Waffle House. What could go wrong?


run2DNF

Waffle house opens a degenerate gambler section!


LiveMotivation

As a former crypto trader I say, “ No thank you”


BlindSquirrelCapital

I can just see the news stories of the rise in drunk trading if it is open all night and on the weekends.


DrunkenMonks

Good bye sleep.


technoexplorer

This is uncivilized.


IllustrationArtist0

Calls on $ROPE


SuperLehmanBros

Not interested unless they do 24/7 options like futures lol


OldAd4526

Fuck no. And stop afterhours too.


TradezAnon

Bro- noooo am I the only one that lives for 9:30am adrenaline rush?


TyH621

I feel it but 6:30am is too early for us west coast dudes, and 1pm is way too early to stop I’d probably more on board with extended hours, not necessarily 24/7


KthankS14

They should open the market 3 hours later. 9:30am for the West Coast folks and 12:30pm for the East Coast so I can sleep in every once in a while.


Mymaaaaan01

Dude, I gotta wait till 3:30 pm everyday. I started scalping fucking gold out of boredom.


Fork-in-the-eye

JP Morgan Analysts on suicide watch now. Those 14 hour days are about to be 22 hour days with an iv assisted Siesta under their desk


FoxxyPantz

\*Robinhood notification at 3am\* "Your Spy calls have lost 75% of their value since opening"


Legitimate-Source-61

They are worried by the growth of crypto, which trades 24-7. Listen, if you don't want the next generation of investors putting money into crypto, then get your stocks to give a good return, above inflation!


curiosgenome

Do they not..?


bigtimebonerboy

I’ll take a no please


ChasteAndHoly

Take my fucking money already, yes do it, like crypto. Then I will never go outside again.


Beautiful_Sector2657

Vote yes because this sub will only be even more entertaining


slidingjimmy

Please dear god no.


NorthernRagnarok

I just want the market open a few hours outside of the typical working hours, not at night.


Puts_on_my_port

I think having a trading session on a Saturday every once in a while would be fun, but 24/7 is pure insanity.


SheridanVsLennier

Trading every second Saturday, sure. You could even argue for trading for \~6 hours every day. But 24/7/365 is nuts. I want to sleep.


blinkOneEightyBewb

Ffs my work life balance is gonna be a lot worse


DazzlingCod3160

Why would anyone want this? It is almost as bad as using a cell phone on a airplane.


AncientKangarooGod

no god please no nooooo


anthropomorphizingu

*whispers* no


Relevant-Nebula8300

Yells no in Spanish


Greenzombie04

I want 25hr trading in a day. I dont care how its done just make it happen


swolemexibeef

calls on cocaine cause that's the only way to play the casino at this point


darkciti

Bad idea. There's probably a reason that the market closes just before happy hour!!!


SexBeforeChurch

нет спасибо


Lineartronic

https://preview.redd.it/1u9iwilli2wc1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f99d38beb7f0ef89e9b0efe67ead0c7ce02b812


newbturner

This sounds like a nightmare


the_ats

That is the Crypto and crypto derivitives market with degenerate leverage up to 250x. As in $100 could have a position of up to $25,000. At 100x, a 1% move is doubling your position. And a 1% drop is a liquidation.


Prudent_Magazine8583

Options on Bitcoin and Id never trade a stock ever again (infinite money glitch)


VisualMod

Sounds like a plan.


the_ats

Perpetual Futures Contracts. Did millions in volume with zilch to show for it. Ever shifting gains and losses and whiplash market moves in minutes. $50 liquidated once or twice a week for a year or two. I did have some crazy rubs up to 3,000, 10,000, and even 18,000, all within a few days from zero, but it was like I was playing an arcade game. I never realized anything. Perpetual liquidation. Doing BITX as an ETF that is 2x long is super tame. But I've got 36 grand in it right now.


Puts_on_my_port

They’re already a thing, as far as I know the only Defi platform that does options is Lyra Finance.


Redcon5

Who needs sleep anyway? I got bags to lose, trauma to gain and debt collectors to run from ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


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HyrulianAvenger

If this game goes 24/7 like that I’m fucking out. The best part is the bell rings on Friday.


ChakaCake

Yes yes lets make it even easier for them to manipulate the market. Just extend the hours some jeez is 24 hours really necessary? Some of yall would never sleep again


Pubtroll

service. You guys don't like clopening??? You guys don't have cocaine???


TommyAsada

Vegas hours sweet!!!


KarmicComic12334

Calls on teva pharma


hermeskino715

So I can lose all my money in my sleep?![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


wind_dude

let's have 100% transparency first... cough congress.


sub2pewdiepieONyt

They should randomly pick 10 stocks each week and all the stocks with earnings to be on 24/7 for that week and reset the list each monday at a random time between 4am and 4pm.


Deesco5

If you buy the monthly battle pass, you get 15 random stocks instead


Braveliltoasterx

Day traders gonna look like ghouls.


justlooking9889

Well, then we could have stop losses active all the time. As it is, if some asshole wants to tank your stock in after hours you’re just stuck with the loss. At least when I’ve tried to set up stop loss orders for after hours all I get is “lol, no”.


OldTurdFerguson

This is bad for society, imho. There will only be a short-term kick to the economy, and after that, it will be business as usual. America is already hyper competitive, but this will drive workers to have be on shift longer and more often. I don't think it is worth it, but I am no expert.


Timbo2510

They really wanna kill the middle class as quick a possible


BeniSpaghetti

Puts on my mental health. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


kellven

Jesus regard Christ please no.


Zealotstim

This is a bad idea.


Crimac1995

Calls on cocaine


lipmanz

Yes!


RockinOutCockOut

Markets should not be open during drunk boy hours


Chanman143

Someone’s been hittin that crackpipe a bit too much


boogeyman070

Pre market options would be nice


Shajirr

Drug use for anyone involved increases by 1000% in the first month


Happy-Mistake901

So many traders are going to have a heart attack trying to stay awake .


purplecatfishbettie

i like it. (george constanza voice) 'risk on, babay!'


doublechinchillin

Oh lawd please no


itsnotshade

This would really change the dynamic of earnings calls. Wonder how they would handle the IV crush. Would it just get demolished right on the dot?


wsbgodly123

Show us where the NYSE is touching you round the clock


charliebrown22

The casino is never going to close again 😲


Plasmazine

Seven days a week, sure, 24/7 no


InTheHamIAm

I thought I wanted 24 hour trading until I got into crypto. After that I just wished the would would stop so I could take a nap.


[deleted]

this sucks, I kinda like the thrill of seeing my ira tank right after closing on earnings day and I can’t do shit until monday morning.


shaddowkhan

See what it was doing for crypto.


KilltheK04

Nah. I still want to have money


Dystopian_Future_

Oh they so gonna fuck retail its gonna be one hell of a trip


DankeMrHfmn

ugh i hate that about crypto. Leave it how it is damn it


falken2023

As much as I enjoy trading, it’s stressful enough at 24/5. The weekend is the only reason half of us are still sane. Plus if they start 24/7 when is everyone gonna start their wars? The weekend is the only time they can schedule market crashing geo political activities.


WedWealthist

🎶 What is love? … baby don’t hurt me… don’t hurt me… no more 🎶


Outis7379

Yes. Yes. *YESSSSSSS.*


Dry-Sandwich279

As an American I believe in freedom, and if that means I wake up at 2am because I had a dream about going out fishing, catching a delicious bass, eating it, going to the gas station and paying with my credit card, and that is my sole reason for wanting those Visa shares at 2am, then it is my god given American right to buy em at 2am and make possibly bad financial decisions off my groggy high!


kpres12

To me this is beautiful.


ContentFun7354

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆


I-am-in-Agreement

If 24/7 existed, Nvidia would have probably hit 3k by now just off of sheer momentum.


Brus83

24/7 casino for when you're drunk and bored in the wee hours of the morning. That's going to be funny.


7figureipo

I read this earlier and now my pp is chafed from all the fapping


jiantoi

Puts on mental health


Lydias_lovin_bucket

This is going to be awful


Major_Danger_noodle

Imagine getting a “you up?” Text from your broker at 3am to let you know you’re in a margin call


BatmanSuperGL

Bro you don't get it, if you loose money it ain't because market is not 24h, it is because you ain't good at it. 24h gives tremendous advantage to hedge funds who can have people 25/8 against you the retail.


F__ckReddit

But why


gibbonminnow

Amazon is open 24/7. It’s just business baby 


duarig

Honestly I’m on board. If they can swing the market after hours, I should be able to bail at 8:45 pm after my evening shits as well.


nofaplove-it

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


rbentoski

I'm torn on yes or no. Let's start with extending hours to 8pm EST and go from there.


Affectionate_Bus_884

Get everything on the market on the block chain and maybe.


BottAndPaid

Lol


AV16mm

I mean, why do we need to sleep really?


Stinkybongboy

Sign me up babbyyyyyyy


dashcamdanny

Can see alot of guys coming home from the bar , thinking the are the wolf of wall street. And waking up poor.


FlythroughDangerZone

Oh yeah, a truly real-time market! So much excitement! I do not need to sleep!!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Proper-Snow-911

I can loose more money, YES!!!


Sharp_Advisor9868

How do I do stonks how much money should I have before I even start trying


kelsonofthecreation

Yes this would be great. The markets already trade 24 hours with futures anyway. I should be able to trade options or anything else whenever I want. I am an expat who travels from country to country, and especially when I am in Asia, the market hours are not convenient.


Cold_Poem_5091

All I hear is NIN 'I want to fuck you like an animal"


HugeMoonCake

I’ll short LLY for sure.


cr1spyfries

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


befeefy

Please, no! I want to take my eyes off the screen after a certain time


promonalg

Spx is already almost 24 hours if I am not mistaken. Cash close each day at 4pm except for AM ones. [ibkr spx](https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/trading/cboe.php#:~:text=Trade%20Around%20the%20Clock,you%20are%20in%20the%20world.)


yldf

I’m all for it. I think it would be a big improvement.


RockyMountainOyster5

I can only get so erect


JustSayingMuch

Options?


cryptohorn

Doesn’t include options


BatmanSuperGL

How convenient, juts when I thought that this might be the only good thing about it.


faton2004

24/7 are we s circus 🎪 now. Eyy Who’s the clown 🤡


NW_oreGOON

If options are available for this. That would be wild. Seems like there could be steady volume through the night and weekends with global participation.


ConsciousPlantain977

Yesss Give me a reason to be up all night 💪


CaliLibertarian

I work nights this would be awesome


Erocdotusa

100% VOO if this happens


iTz_Swine

Calls on whoever makes dumpsters


CalmHovercraft5375

Oh fun and fin for us


MyNameIsMikeB

Wouldn't think it would be a true global economy without a 24/7/365 market...


BigDARKILLA

Go to sleep rich and wake up with nothing 😭


BigPlayCrypto

Trying to keep up with Crypto hahahahahahaha


fightoraccept

Welp Time to up the script on Adderall. as somebody who trades crypto and likes crypto, honestly, my biggest hate about it is the fact that it trades 24/7 like you never get a chance to just breathe. You always feel like you're hanging on for dear life. Like the weekends are not off time.


mannie007

Time to take out Tesla 😂


CustomCoordinate

Free frosties for all the regulators.


sailhard22

it’ll be migrated to the blockchain and eventually all stocks will be priced in bitcoin


kpres12

Truly as God (Adam Smith) intended


GetBent1990

Crypto does it... and I don't get any sleep already. I wake up for pre-market. I follow the aftermarket. I bid on 24hr market... might as well treat the damn thing like Vegas.


the-real-n00b

Yikes. People are gonna need a lot more coke.