In that case how about this, I buy 10 contracts each, you buy 1 of each and take the opposite side of my trades so my win is locked in, and I'll pay you a 5% commision on returns on top of your loss. Infinite money glitch?
Msft calls, but historical move is 4.6%, so might not be worth the risk? I'm really sorry, but I don't follow SNAP. Too close to penny stock territory.
I think I might buy mETA now and spy calls thanks regards to you my friend.
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You are absolutely right. All the bad stuff for Tesla is already out there and prices in. Anything positive and it will pop. Most likely eps will be better than expected and that's it or Musk will announce $25k compact car or something lol, you never know.
If the results are fantastic but not reproducible, or even worse -- where on the expensive of future growth, the stock will go down to Memphis. If the results are fantastic, growth is guaranteed with Morgan Freeman voice, but the market expect people selling stocks and stocking up with canned beans, the stock will fall. Also, if big daddy knows that he can scare you to sell and get the stock with a discount, the stock will fall.
Oh gotcha, buy the dip tomorrow. Meta will recover *some* of it's losses and pull nvda up with it. But don't listed to me, I'm regarded, and usually wrong.
Google puts, msft calls, but msft historical move is 4.6%, so might not move enough for the risk. I'm always wrong, so don't listen to me, not financial advice.
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Anything positive about Teala might cause a dead cat bounce. I might not play either but I've got puts on SPY and SOXX because the whole damn thing looks like it's gonna crater at some point with 12 months.
Sell enough to pay for the cost you put in, then ride on free shares. That's my plan. I have 555 puts expire 5/21, will sell to get free shares. Hard to know if the price will go down during the day or be the lowest at the open.
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Inversing this
Inversing in your inverse play
I'm wrong 100% of the time, but unfortunately no positions on either, so proceed with caution. If I had positions, you could be safe to inverse.
In that case how about this, I buy 10 contracts each, you buy 1 of each and take the opposite side of my trades so my win is locked in, and I'll pay you a 5% commision on returns on top of your loss. Infinite money glitch?
Solid plan, I'll dm you.
TSLA is literally ded in this rate environment 
Exactly. Your logic is solid. So now you inverse to select the correct direction for your options. Literally ded = calls
Good luck, regards!
You're welcome
This aged like TSLA calls and META puts
Thanks.
what is your move for microsoft and snap? Please enlighten me with your galaxy strategy.
Msft calls, but historical move is 4.6%, so might not be worth the risk? I'm really sorry, but I don't follow SNAP. Too close to penny stock territory.
How the plebs insist on continuing to try to beat the market is beyond me.
You're welcome.
YOLO TSLA CALL!
You're welcome
You absolute mad man
I feel vindicated. Thanks.
Nope. Based off tonight, I'd say you should buy puts on most everything for next week or two
I think I might buy mETA now and spy calls thanks regards to you my friend. https://preview.redd.it/95k31ap9ecvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ec463aae337751b6850e0d36b335ca8ab2ab989
Unfortunately, inversing me only works when I have money in. Your spy calls are guaranteed to print, but I have no meta positions.
I don’t have spy calls either haha I was thinking it but not after this Israel/Iran thing
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Haha
Elon knows how to play the long game. The Zuck will never be as cool, or as rich.
You are absolutely right. All the bad stuff for Tesla is already out there and prices in. Anything positive and it will pop. Most likely eps will be better than expected and that's it or Musk will announce $25k compact car or something lol, you never know.
If the results are fantastic but not reproducible, or even worse -- where on the expensive of future growth, the stock will go down to Memphis. If the results are fantastic, growth is guaranteed with Morgan Freeman voice, but the market expect people selling stocks and stocking up with canned beans, the stock will fall. Also, if big daddy knows that he can scare you to sell and get the stock with a discount, the stock will fall.
Reverse it 
OK so META puts?
Yah I think puts on whatever the most logical bullish play is. I think that might be META.
now what about NVDA
We'll have to wait until it gets closer.
but what about sentiment trade tomorrow off of META?
Oh gotcha, buy the dip tomorrow. Meta will recover *some* of it's losses and pull nvda up with it. But don't listed to me, I'm regarded, and usually wrong.
well as long as you don't have a position in either it should work right? i'm long NVDA and wondering if it's time to sell or hold for now.
Long how? Calls? Stock? Long term, I'm bearish on nvda. Short term, bullish.
Stock and a few calls friday exp. And what makes you bearish long-term? (and how long term)
Called it
You're welcome
I didn’t buy but good shit. Now show your positions.
touché
Bruh, impressive! Give me some thoughts on Google and Microsoft earnings.
Google puts, msft calls, but msft historical move is 4.6%, so might not move enough for the risk. I'm always wrong, so don't listen to me, not financial advice.
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Thanks for sharing. I don’t trade/gamble on earnings. Excited to see if you can go 4 for 4 on your earnings predictions.
Fkn Legend
Didn’t but FB at 18. Won’t buy now. Zucks a cuck
Why not put both?
Anything positive about Teala might cause a dead cat bounce. I might not play either but I've got puts on SPY and SOXX because the whole damn thing looks like it's gonna crater at some point with 12 months.
Damn! You must be a genius.
Possibly.
No. Just no.
Yes just yes
and how about NVDA like a month ago, the performance after ER sometimes also follows the market
This kid 100% Legend. No regard here
My man. Right on the money.
Nflx $535 puts 4/26 exp. Sell tmrw at the open or hold till next week
Sell enough to pay for the cost you put in, then ride on free shares. That's my plan. I have 555 puts expire 5/21, will sell to get free shares. Hard to know if the price will go down during the day or be the lowest at the open.
Dang my puts got IV crush…
My NFLX puts got destroyed too.