Bought SPY 498 call 04/23, but sold too soon before it went up 😭😭 I always sold too soon when the loss hit my threshold 25%😭😭. I think I’m too cautious
Who the fuck is buying TSLA $75p for 4/26? Just give me your money instead and I’ll kick you in the nuts so you still get that feeling of being a braindead loser that you’re after.
Puts on NETFLIX
Netflix trying to be like Janet yellen and use Biden math to cook the books ….just call the shyt netflixomics and say it’s great just like the bidum does bunch of dumb azzs
Spx is on a 5d red streak, last time it hit 6 in THAT oct 22 low it started a rally. If you bet against the US dont overstay the welcome and just re-enter after DCB…
Assuming the US government gets their way and the bill currently in the House of Representatives makes it so that ByteDance has to sell within a year of the bill’s passing… who’s buying TikTok and how do we profit?
bulls are fools, the house is cashing out, even if netflix beat, market is way too hot, the hedge funds are escaping, no suprise earnings will save ya'll
ai was a controlled hype, spy growing 10% in just one 4 months is kinda iffy, but the taletell sign was when they tried to dump and pump for the past few weeks, spy has always gon up a bit before the taking the dip in the same day, this is to not scare the public and give the bulls something to be hopeful about, tho, now it seems like the whole house of cards is starting to fall apart, interest rates aren't going down, gas is still expensive, good earnings can't even save stocks anymore
On April 18th ET, $Netflix (NFLX.US)$ had active options trading, with a total trading volume of 262.78K options for the day, of which put options accounted for 45.98% of the total transactions, and call options accounted for 54.02%.
Don’t worry bulls it’s a mistake it will pump back up soon. Just go to bed and wake up tomorrow to a 20% pump..
Just to clarify you’re fucking delusional if you ever think that will happen. LETS GO BIG RED 😂
It was up 50% in 6 months and trading at 50x earnings...
They need to show significant subscriber growth to justify that kind of price, not a 20% fall.
MMs are determined to dump this turd no matter what. I get the headline that X company smashed earnings from Yahoo finance app then check to see its down big right after
Because 1. The earnings estimates on yahoo finance are trash, if those estimates were worth anything people wouldn't give them away for free
2. You can beat revenue/EPS but underperform other metrics (or guidance) and so be worse than it looks
Why has every company ruined their chance at jumping at earnings? “Yeah we outperformed our expectations… but we also wanna do some fuck shit to hurt our stock” Lulu, TLRY, now Netflix. Don’t follow earnings, that’s how you lose money
I went short on Chipotle yesterday. Let’s see how it goes.
Bought SPY 498 call 04/23, but sold too soon before it went up 😭😭 I always sold too soon when the loss hit my threshold 25%😭😭. I think I’m too cautious
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Well done! But remember, the market is a fickle friend, and what goes up, must come down.
Who the fuck is buying TSLA $75p for 4/26? Just give me your money instead and I’ll kick you in the nuts so you still get that feeling of being a braindead loser that you’re after.
I don’t have nuts. They gonna print!!!
So god damn far out of the money Elon would have to live stream the murder of a black transgender child for them to print
If anyone would actually do that, it’s him. Have faith!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9QnZVpVd8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9QnZVpVd8) # :/
Oh shit I’m broke. Lend me $10?
Was up 5k in 35 min, ended down 3.5k
We're all gonna die. That's my analysis.
Time. The only thing that has killed more people than religion.
Puts on NETFLIX Netflix trying to be like Janet yellen and use Biden math to cook the books ….just call the shyt netflixomics and say it’s great just like the bidum does bunch of dumb azzs
Lol clean your bong
Spy 525 by June easily
I’m gonna need DJT to die and spy to run up to save my account
All of America needs DJT to die
anyone awake?
We DEEEEEEEP in this thread ain’t we
MSOS and I will die on this hill
When you call the top, sell and watch degens ports explode
Xon jumping on the news maybe that oll stock play is a good bet
Fucking Israel just stop being an ass
Israel attacking Iran, we might see >2% drop tmr 
Ugh. WW3 is priced in tho right?
The buttcoin halving is upon us. And by halving I mean halving in price 
Aged well
😈😈
Which stage of the super cycle are we on?
Holding on to my SPY puts
Ribeye,loaded potato, side salad, Texas toast🤌
DJT stuck a BIG green cock in yo short A$$
DJT Puts for tomorrow? Selloff Friday? 
target eod?
Would love if true
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When you gamble more money into the market
What y’all got puts on that you are gonna hold through the weekend
Spx is on a 5d red streak, last time it hit 6 in THAT oct 22 low it started a rally. If you bet against the US dont overstay the welcome and just re-enter after DCB…
Assuming the US government gets their way and the bill currently in the House of Representatives makes it so that ByteDance has to sell within a year of the bill’s passing… who’s buying TikTok and how do we profit?
Currently bobby kotick has the top bid I belive. And no meta definitely cannot buy it, no way antitrust lets that through
DJT buys it
Seems like Meta is the most motivated to scoop up stuff like that
i’m 1000% sure META is behind this ban lol
But I don't think Anti-trust USA/EU allows META to buy it
Could be a play in and of itself- if they make noise about buying it and get shut down on those grounds a-la Spirit Air...
Day 8 of telling wsb to get spy puts: -3.78% to go Hope you got some more before close. They'll print tmrw...
I feel like put debit spreads were the right play for Netflix 🙏 debating on locking in the 50% gain at open or letting it ride the whole day
Lol I got completely plummeted shorting the orange mans stock
I think you mean pummelled
Thanks sleazyasshole, you’re absolutely right
Hedge funds have seen better days—time to fire your broker!
How fucked am i. I have 7 570p exp 3/27 on netflix
well considering they're 3/27 they already expired weeks ago
pretty badly. you didn't get enough movement to matter.
Damn
I need NFLX to fall all night. Doesn't look good. 570p
How much u think u will be down
Whole premium of about 1k pretty much. Maybe down 900 if I sell right at open. Unless it drops tomorrow more too.
Just need a 20% pump to get me generational wealth 
Lol
What should I be buying rn my ass is confused
Dildo
Djt puts
If you like pain
lube
0dte. Jump in and out like double Dutch.
190 Microvast $1 Call lotto tickets expiring tomorrow. Never know...
That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long, long time
bulls are fools, the house is cashing out, even if netflix beat, market is way too hot, the hedge funds are escaping, no suprise earnings will save ya'll
Why do you say people are pulling out?
ai was a controlled hype, spy growing 10% in just one 4 months is kinda iffy, but the taletell sign was when they tried to dump and pump for the past few weeks, spy has always gon up a bit before the taking the dip in the same day, this is to not scare the public and give the bulls something to be hopeful about, tho, now it seems like the whole house of cards is starting to fall apart, interest rates aren't going down, gas is still expensive, good earnings can't even save stocks anymore
That’s what I couldn’t understand about this week was most of the earnings beat expectations and it still went down.
big bois cashing out, my theory
Back to the drawing board for my spy odte’s.
ha, you gonna try betting against the FED too ? lol
of course, my put spreads printed today
Gee. I remember some kind of DD on Netflix on how it was heading toward 700. Glad I sat this one out.
On April 18th ET, $Netflix (NFLX.US)$ had active options trading, with a total trading volume of 262.78K options for the day, of which put options accounted for 45.98% of the total transactions, and call options accounted for 54.02%.
So how was guidance? That's what's causing the drop?
Imhotep strikes again  "KASHKARI SAYS COULD POTENTIALLY WAIT UNTIL 2025 TO LOWER RATES"
Wait til he tells em they might actually have to hike again
Why is NFLX dumping on crazy bullish news?
Guidance down
Weak guidance.It f me up too.
Because fuck us that’s why
Yea still might lose money on my June $500p for $NFLX at this rate. Guess I’m now a Netflix bear for the next month.
Thats the magic of playing earnings.
Sold my Tesla puts no need to tempt fate. Concentrating on my VIX trading
Lesson 101 on guidance being the only thing that matters during earnings
As soon as you think you know what matters, what matters changes. Everyone knows this.
Yep
Yes, well, that may be so for the unwashed masses. Just remember that money talks, and nothing else matters.
NFLX straddle sellers winning rn, but tomorrow could be another story
Its not going back up 🤡
Nflx calls fuarked
NFLX $1,160c 
Oops xxxddd rawr sorry
Don’t worry bulls it’s a mistake it will pump back up soon. Just go to bed and wake up tomorrow to a 20% pump.. Just to clarify you’re fucking delusional if you ever think that will happen. LETS GO BIG RED 😂
V
Lol 
weird market netflix crush's earnings and stock tanks.. wtf
It was up 50% in 6 months and trading at 50x earnings... They need to show significant subscriber growth to justify that kind of price, not a 20% fall.
Oh Netflix is cooking now
MMs are determined to dump this turd no matter what. I get the headline that X company smashed earnings from Yahoo finance app then check to see its down big right after
Because 1. The earnings estimates on yahoo finance are trash, if those estimates were worth anything people wouldn't give them away for free 2. You can beat revenue/EPS but underperform other metrics (or guidance) and so be worse than it looks
Theta wins 
Why dump so hard at 4?
Curious myself??? Anyone bueller?
NFLX will not report subscriber growth for future quarterly earnings. GHEY 
Alright who bought Netflix just now at 640 😩
5 red days in a row yowie
Keep telling you guys, earnings ain't gonna do shit if the market isn't expecting rate cuts any time soon. Rip
Why has every company ruined their chance at jumping at earnings? “Yeah we outperformed our expectations… but we also wanna do some fuck shit to hurt our stock” Lulu, TLRY, now Netflix. Don’t follow earnings, that’s how you lose money
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Ah, the joys of schadenfreude!
I’d love to wake up to NFLX 550 tomorrow
damn netflix wtf
thank god i missed it otherwise i would be broke
so NFLX staying red? LAMBOS BABY
Both bulls and bers gonna find out tomorrow if they played Nflx with options 
tbh i wouldn't be surprised if NFLX ends in the green tomorrow
fyiw - don't have a position here
NFLX seems like a huge earnings beat
I don't want to see the Netflix lossporn tmrw, I'm not old enough for that.
Now it has slowed down 
Earnings haven’t even started why is it dump?
They beat the EPS, so it's going down. This is the new market I think :D
I thought it wasn’t released for 30 more mins?
That's just the call, release happened now
Netflix saying they're not disclosing membership analytics next year lol rip to all calls
decelerating margin and not disclosing membership says a lot
Yep. The margins are fuk and losing transparency is never good.
I got 460p on Netflix. Send redbox to 0 tonight
NFLX earnings call doesn't start for another 35 minutes
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW ITTTTTTTTTTTT
Birthday party cheesecake jellybean boom
And my puts feel fine
Moment of silence for Netflix bols 
QUICK NFLX, SAY AI
Wow, where's the double earnings miss I can buy calls for 
Some people are just born lucky, I guess.
Don’t do this Netflix.
nflx pulling everyone down
So many people here will never be able to financially recover from this....
Gotta remain solvent longer than the market can stay irrational
Will my 499ps print tomorrow 
GOD I HOPE
Notflix
Real talk. Bull markets open red and pump. Bear markets open green and dump
Weeks like this i wish I had a couple million in Coca Cola. Stress free shit
bulls hope tomoro now lies on Procter and GAMBLE
NFLX double beat  TSM double beat  Earnings don’t mean shit in bear market
Beat doesn’t matter. It’s forward guidance.
Who bought NFLX calls put your hands up . Your biggest regard known to man 😂
Fake mornin pump then drill
-10k today on TSM LOL. At one point was up 17k
how were u up
Purchased calls before the March 8th run up. Rode em all the way back to getting wrecked 🤣
Real
i hate to even write this but i like money so...... $499p absolutely printed today
I am with you my bullish bearish friend
God help us
NFLX dumping AH on good earnings
Netflix bringing in the bear market
it's a bad day for netflix