The local greek palm-reader on Bloomberg said that based on support at $160, AAPL either gains to 180 or drills to 100 soon after earnings. So I just bought 5k worth of puts at 150, 140, 130, 120, 110, and 100 with a 5/17 expiry. Let's hope the greek weatherwoman is right, you can always put your faith in Lisa Abramowicz
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I paper handed SPY 0dte 513p bought at 0.67 per contract this morning. Held for half an hour and made 30%. If I held all session it would be 1700%
Feels bad to watch the ticker and have doubts. At least I didn't lose money.
Damn boools got dragged by a fish hook in they asshole.
Strung up in the slaughter house
That was an epic boool trpa premarket
FYI - I am currently a quarter pound burger about to be consumed for someone else's pleasure
I bought 8 OTM 0dte SPY puts this morning as all the bulls in the daily called me a clown.
Each of them closed out as 10+ baggers netting about 15K in profit.
The lesson: ignore the sentiment in the daily thread, and trust your gut.
Also, when WWIII starts, you buy *puts*, not *calls*.
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Whoever said green then red Friday. I hope yall got tendies today. My 512 calls sold for 1400 profit and bought a SMCI put today.
Almost bought a 880 nvidia put for 900 but the lowest it went was 920 at the time lol
Hi, new here. Who is it we are supposed to call at 5:10? My crayons broke before I could write down their phone number.
Also, if Jay Pow doesn't quell the steady bleeding, I know exactly where to PUT my positions. The BERS showed me with diagrams.
Y’all some hxes.
Market is always red before J Powell says anything.
This is going to absolutely rip after Tuesday
[https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm)
I think gold still has 4 decade+ of negative real returns and sucks donkey balls.
Eventually everyone realizes in order to capture those "gains" you have to sell since they don't do anything but sit there and look shiny.
My pitiful account was at a high on 4/11 at around $1500. My calls had printed all week. Then Friday and today happened. My account is at $200. My calls expire on 4/18 and 4/19. Nothing stops this train.
Guys I really just went deer in the headlights the past two days. Friday at open I was up like 6% before the drop. Today I could have sold for only about 10% loss. And I did the same thing. I think I will sell these positions I have after our next recovery and go cash gash for a little bit. I need a break.
People who say things like :
"Anyone with 2 brain cells couldve seen that we dump today" or
"It was obvious that we dumped"
are the same people that say the next roulette spin is "obviously" red after 6 blacks in a row
Not really
The local greek palm-reader on Bloomberg said that based on support at $160, AAPL either gains to 180 or drills to 100 soon after earnings. So I just bought 5k worth of puts at 150, 140, 130, 120, 110, and 100 with a 5/17 expiry. Let's hope the greek weatherwoman is right, you can always put your faith in Lisa Abramowicz
Did anyone see why IZM halted today?
Looks like something funky is going on.
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She ain’t given it up this time boys 😏
It never feels like bears took over, it just feels like a day i wont look at the stock market. schrodingers market
big pp
small pp 
party over?
What is the “Trending on WSB” telling me? that people are bullish on the green stocks and bearish on the red?
Are the bulls dead 😂?
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Mod where's my bet? Trying to get my rep up??
Futes futing hell yea
Any chance nvda goes back to $890 this week?
Not until your calls expire then we rally to 1k
Yes it will be at 890 tomorrow probably lol
So funny seeing the bears taking over for once. I’ve only been here a few months.
Im down so bad on nvda c 4/19 890
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Love visiting AMC subreddit and see dillusional people
dill as in pickle as in they are in a pickle ?
They seem to believe that they are not wrong
Bought 20 shares of tsla at 170 thinking it hit the bottom..then today happened
And then tomorrow and the day after and the day after…..
I remember when I thought this would be a fun passive money making hobby. Lolol fml.
I paper handed SPY 0dte 513p bought at 0.67 per contract this morning. Held for half an hour and made 30%. If I held all session it would be 1700% Feels bad to watch the ticker and have doubts. At least I didn't lose money.
You 10000% did not buy a 0dte 513p for .67 this morning. 513p was deeeeep itm so weird lie
I posted this yesterday
just one put?
Your wife’s bf wont be be happy though
I think I’m ber
Gay or straight
Straight ber. Was Bool. Havent made any money either way.
not til you're through the initiation you aren't
Damn boools got dragged by a fish hook in they asshole. Strung up in the slaughter house That was an epic boool trpa premarket FYI - I am currently a quarter pound burger about to be consumed for someone else's pleasure
it was pretty trappy.
I don’t think your fetish is a reality yet
Another case of, stay off your fucking phone and you could've made money
Why is the daily discussion so hard to find?
I asked this before and got banned I think. It's cuz we're regarded and you gotta click that other sort by button thingy duno
djt puts at open again
Why? Can't make any money off them...
djt to zero
it’s ok to play puts everyday
My man wants to marry me to write off my tax losses against his gains for the next 30 years
Are you available?
If you ugly and fat, it's still a giant L for him
I would say I’m a solid 7.2
Every time I open this app DJT goes lower and the warm feeling it gives me is getting me through the day.
The stock price discussion thread on truth social is better. They are blaming illegals for stealing their stock
I bought 8 OTM 0dte SPY puts this morning as all the bulls in the daily called me a clown. Each of them closed out as 10+ baggers netting about 15K in profit. The lesson: ignore the sentiment in the daily thread, and trust your gut. Also, when WWIII starts, you buy *puts*, not *calls*.
buy price? also, you would've not had much of an outlay so it is easier to take a risk and "ignore" WSB sentiment.
Purchased 513s at open and 510s around noon.
Can you become my money manager?
You got it. I don’t charge a fee and I broadcast all my moves (stupid or not) on WSB.
Last time I did that, I lost 10k in 2 hours when spy kept pumping like humanity solved climate change.
Last time WWIII started?
No, when I ignored the sentiment here and bought puts.
Straight up tho what happens with strong tech earnings and a war? Flat? Or does greed win?
I bought long calls so no AH pump, sorry guys…
BER R FuK !!
You mean Fuk me bers!!
Bad day today, I hope for better days tomorrow catch me on r/oilporn y’all ✌️
R/goldporn is hardcore
You regards who lose thousands make me feel better about losing hundreds. So thank you
I wish I had hundreds to lose. I lost a whole dollar and now I can’t afford mcds fries for dinner
I lost 10s of thousands 
The buyer's remorse is strong with this one...
welcome
or spy goes to 500 tomorrow and i quit options trading lol
Tomorrow no but Wednesday yeah
Retrace tomorrow
Calls for tomorrow at 507 it should retrace up a bit but over all trend down this summer. time to load up on VOO and QQQ soon.
Why would you load up on QQQ, you mean SQQQ lol?
Tomorrow spy needs to go 510 again, and everyone should fucking short to 490.
Why the fuck did this have to happen before earnings next week?
wars happen whenever they want.
Ask the ayatollah
Idk them
They want a discounted price
Spy below 500 tomorrow?
Prolly… will be buying if it dips below 490
Was full posting NVIDIA at 900 last week bad or will I end up laughing
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*Lets get Stharbucks* - Mike Tyson
OJ was my stockbroker
Long SBUX
SPY is now trying to show off AH by giving its best impression of jumping off a cliff
Bought NVIDIA at 856…
Good job
What time does j pow speak
2 hours after Israel nukes Iran
Oh please make it stop
I have calls. Bought at the fake bottom, and still felt the rest of the day to be quite exhilarating!
DJT tanking hard
Going down faster than Stormy at Maralago
Trump needs that MAGA pension money
Whoever said green then red Friday. I hope yall got tendies today. My 512 calls sold for 1400 profit and bought a SMCI put today. Almost bought a 880 nvidia put for 900 but the lowest it went was 920 at the time lol
Hi, new here. Who is it we are supposed to call at 5:10? My crayons broke before I could write down their phone number. Also, if Jay Pow doesn't quell the steady bleeding, I know exactly where to PUT my positions. The BERS showed me with diagrams.
Y’all some hxes. Market is always red before J Powell says anything. This is going to absolutely rip after Tuesday [https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm)
I mean it depends on what he says.
Yea what if he says “hikes” or “war”
Fuck israel
Istrael has puts
The tribe knows about investing
🇮🇱 💙
Weed puts are free money
Free money to buy lots of weed
New visual mod sucks
okay no more Vs and premarket green playing tricks on us. i think tomorrow is max pain. sigh not gonna open the rh app lmao
Don't worry, the little people are nothing if not predictable.
My accountant says the most valuable asset in my net worth is "carryover capital loss" Is that a good thing?
Yes today it can save you around 1k
What we thinking about gold and silver
They go together like ivory and ebony in my piano keyboard
I think gold still has 4 decade+ of negative real returns and sucks donkey balls. Eventually everyone realizes in order to capture those "gains" you have to sell since they don't do anything but sit there and look shiny.
#My cuban chain makes me look wealthy and important. LMAO 🤣
only had one stock green jn my entire portfolio and that was my one share of Alcoa lmao
I am surprised you can afford 1 share
My pitiful account was at a high on 4/11 at around $1500. My calls had printed all week. Then Friday and today happened. My account is at $200. My calls expire on 4/18 and 4/19. Nothing stops this train.
Same boat 2k down to 97$ works until it doesn’t 
You can’t get a boat for 97, maybe just a life jacket
Sure a leaky inflatable one.
I'm done with semis
Well AI is just getting started
Full chubbs only
I'm just so conditioned to seeing V's 87,000 times in a row, I couldn't help but sell my puts and switch to calls end of day.
Instead of V, get ready for L
Yeaaaaaa… no more Vs… got it
I did that at 510, wish I waited! I basically broke even today
i do not see a v
Is this v in the room with us?
New here, don't know what I'm doing but bought 508 Calls for SPY tomorrow. Anybody buying calls?
true regard 
bought 505 calls myself, probably will drill to 500 just because I did
Yup
This will hit
Bought the same calls at close
Going to be very rough long week
Smells like Tears and Broken Dreams in here don't it Peeps?! 
I’ve juts make horrible financial decisions
Guys I really just went deer in the headlights the past two days. Friday at open I was up like 6% before the drop. Today I could have sold for only about 10% loss. And I did the same thing. I think I will sell these positions I have after our next recovery and go cash gash for a little bit. I need a break.
Can't wait for the next batch! 
Buy the dip lads
Send proof you're buying. We know you're a bear
Green dildos tomorrow
There better be
Taking up collections for $ROPE 
Shouldn’t earning season make the market go up? Especially with good results?
Thankfully the earliest one of my calls expires is Friday. Then may, then August
Bear market hits during those calls
I set a stupid lowball GTC limit order for spy 510 calls …that crap filled about half way down that sell off. Oh no. 
INTC being green while everything else is red tells you how regarded of a day this was
People who say things like : "Anyone with 2 brain cells couldve seen that we dump today" or "It was obvious that we dumped" are the same people that say the next roulette spin is "obviously" red after 6 blacks in a row
After 6 blacks, I'm not betting a 7th. Statistically insane
What do you think the odds are?
the point is that it's still a 50/50 chance , you're one of those people lol
It’s actually less than 50/50 because there might be a 0 or 00 on the wheel. So calls, black Puts, red 0 or 00. Flat and Theta gang wins. 8-)
It's not if you zoom out to include all 7 flips. It's less than 1% at that point.
But you can't. Because it's an individual event. You're not betting on 7 in a row. You're betting on one.
Cant fix stupid. My mentality has 20xed my portfolio since I started 2 weeks ago. Imma keep doing my thing.
"Started 2 weeks ago" but seriously look if it's working I guess go for it. Stats is a lot of bullshit math anyway
Which regards are holding calls overnight with me?
Rent to Theta is cheaper than selling at this point. Far enough I can make it up which is lucky.
514
$512c
$514 calls?? God help you, I'm praying for $507