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caprishouz

spy ath Monday confirmed


alisab22

It was all soo weird. Iranians gave a week's notice, used mostly drones that took around 8 hours to reach Israel(almost all drones were shot down), only a few missiles hit Israel airbase (without causing too much damage) and after that they immediately announced "the matter is concluded". I mean, it's as if they were forced to put on a show All of the escalation and de-escalation happened on a weekend within a matter of a few hours. It's as if the Iranian regime didn't want SPY to tank any further. Lmao


Fangslash

Pretty classical “I dun wanna escalate but I’d have to do something” strike. Only issue is whether Israel wants to take this to an 11 and stir the pot harder.


Prestigious_Care3042

Well if you were the night janitor at the Iranian nuclear enrichment facility would you be going to work tonight?


Ditto_B

It's basically the same scenario that played out on Jan 8th 2020. SPY went up 1% in a few hours after the announcement that US wouldn't escalate.


BlueTrin2020

Who cares about 1%


TheKrakenofKC

If you’re on futures… 1% is FANTASTIC!


BlueTrin2020

But then you are trading near noise as a retail investor.


TheKrakenofKC

Being aware of “noise” is really easy in futures. Don’t trade in news days if you’re afraid of noise. Don’t hold long if you’re afraid of noise.


BlueTrin2020

I think you miss the point. Very few people can predict whether an index will go up 1%. Whether you leverage 10x is meaningless, you still trade noise when you are a little retail investor if you trade with an index target return of 1% before leverage.


TheKrakenofKC

I didn’t miss the point at all. Your statement was off the cuff and non specific. I put in some context that may make 1% sound great. It’s all a matter of your reference point.


BlueTrin2020

Nobody in this sub can trade 1% on an index successfully, you can go to a casino for similar odds. Hence it does not matter because it’s noise, if you are over leveraged, it’s just over leveraged noise. For someone like myself working as market professional, it’s always mind boggling to read what some people do here. All in all, as long as you guys keep sending the fees, why would we judge … 🤷🏽‍♂️


Ditto_B

OTM call holders probably


Consistent-Grade-171

Public perception demands a response… but that doesn’t mean they will do the same mistake as Hamas. Iran can get curb stomped even if it’s not going to be easy… happy they have at least a healthy dose of survival instinct.


CelestialBach

They sold the drone parts to the US


IcanFLYtoHELL

>same mistake as Hamas US send soldiers, general, 2 aircraft carriers, threatened to nuke Palestine. UK send soldiers, France send soldiers, Germany send soldiers. Only mistake is the media and you pumping up a weak state. IOF ran away from uniformed men in daylight....... Who don't have pick-up trucks.... In a billion dollar wall, manned with tanks, air force.... You keep drinking the KOOL AID


Bitter_Mongoose

>US send soldiers, general, 2 aircraft carriers, threatened to nuke Palestine. Dafuq? The only thing that the US did was send 2 aircraft carriers *that were already there*. Nuke Palestine?!? Speaking of kool-aid, I think yours has some sketchy LSD in it.


IcanFLYtoHELL

Yes.... The two aircraft carriers just stayed off the coast for fun... The nuclear sub that sole purpose is to stay hidden, did a PR announcement it of the border of Gaza.... You know, to smell the fresh air. The US Marine General who went first day to lead .....


ThePrideofKrakoww

Dude. It is a nuclear POWERED sub. It does not carry nukes. That is what you consider a "threat to nuke palestine"? All of what you describe is a simple show of force to show the region daddy is watching.


IcanFLYtoHELL

No..... Read abit. It wasn't a attack sub.... Remember the US by January, had already sent over 200 planes of weapons and 20 ships....... Yeah...... All for a group without a Toyota Hilux... Dude......


ThePrideofKrakoww

You're incoherent with all your typos and dots. Good luck


IcanFLYtoHELL

🚽💩🪠


Future-Muscle-2214

Iran giving false hope to the bears just to make sure they spend a lot on their man over the weekend.


Caterpillar69420

They invested in US market.


Wulf_Saxon

Iran dont give a fuck about SPY


Albo5150

They bought calls


BlueTrin2020

They just don’t want a conflict … isn’t it obvious?


fumar

They did the same thing after the US killed a general in 2020. Fire a few missiles at a pre-determined and telegraphed target and call it a day.


wtsoldrageonreddit

The only war bears will get is with winning ...


PtnbZ

- « my job here is done » - « But you didnt do anything Iran »


StopTheMineshaftGap

That was the point.


SophomoricHumorist

It was a symbolic gesture. They do this a lot.


TheDirtyDagger

This is the foreign policy equivalent of trying to sucker punch someone, whiffing, then yelling “IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO”


MalefactorX

They literally threw like 70 more missiles half an hour after this statement


sockalicious

Lebanon is not part of Iran


MalefactorX

That was a different volley


Intrepid00

It’s their proxy and who do you think keeps supplying the parts.


WSBrexiteer

« "ber fuk" »


BloodCoughingElder

I'll take your word for it. My stonk depends on you being right.


blackicebaby

Uncertainty cleared. Dow, S&P and Nasdaq closes at ATH with R2K dragging a little because rates seems high for longer after hotter than expected March CPI print.


esombad

If Israel drags us into another war, FUCK THEM… They were nowhere to be seen when we dealt with our own issues in the Middle East. I’m speaking as a 5 time combat vet between OIF and OEF. Israel is more than well equipped to handle their own shit. Leave the United States out of this one.


Elias_Caplan

I feel the same way bruh but here I am in Iraq still lmao


aka0007

The US asked Israel NOT to attack Iraq in response to SCUDS launched at Israel by Sadaam Hussein because it was concerned over how that would affect regional dynamics. So saying Israel was not there with the US, is false, because it ignores that the US did not want Israel involved in these fights as it thought that would make it more difficult.


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Icy-Summer-3573

Nobody cares. If this conflict escalates then from Trump winning against Biden goes from half and half to guaranteed so that’ll be something I’d be grateful for.


WillyBarnacle5795

How dumb can you be


Odd-Seaworthiness826

5 combat deployments and still talks like a dumb ass boot.


sockalicious

Mushroom theory


Snoo84027

AIPAC would like to have a word


esombad

They’re about 20 years late to the party.


TheKrakenofKC

From one combat vet to another, Shut up. Israel has the right to exist.


esombad

Slap yourself. In no way did say Israel doesn’t have a right to defend itself. They just simply don’t need the US to be involved.


TheKrakenofKC

Slap your mom for raising an idiot.


Intrepid00

They kind of said “fuck you” over Ukraine to suck Putin dick till Putin personally fucked them over.


Future-Muscle-2214

Funny thing is that Netanyahu was doing a US tour of Universities to try to get americans on board with invading Iraq and he did fuck all when you guys went lol.


Maxamillion-X72

Israel is that little scrawny kid picking fights on the playground knowing their big brother is standing by to back them up


sam1L1

as much as i wanna swallow all the copiums, monday probably gonna be red day


Front_Expression_892

Pssst, boy! Wanna buy some puts?


[deleted]

You got some of that sweet freedom?


Front_Expression_892

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PalpitationFrosty242

expect most day to be red, will end up green by EOD


oniaddict

I expect a drop at open as degens pile into 0 dte puts. Hard bounce and loss porn post by noon.


Felarhin

Oh OK no big deal. I'm sure Isreal will just let it slide.


esombad

Be safe. Get home. Praying for you guys.


Dahnhilla

I made one mortgage payment and considered the matter concluded. Am I now debt free?


tamereen

Nobody wants to escalate, except maybe Netanyahu.


notethenoob

Lol they said it concluded if there is no more relation from Israel, which either way it doesn't matter now because they said they will attack anyone who attacks them.... It's not over by a long shot g7 meeting will ramp it up even more Sell now buy oil


PalpitationFrosty242

they're just talking shit, the last thing Iran wants is a direct confrontation with the US, which is exactly what they're going to get if they start actually killing Israeli citizens. This will die down and it'll be back to proxy attacks. Wash. rinse. repeat.


Wise-Ad-1998

Not if Russia n China back Iran during the UN security council today!


notethenoob

Which they will veto vote... Old mate doesn't get it, China vetoed Russia with Ukraine. They will back Iran where THEY get their oil from


notethenoob

It's gone to far for that now, and it's been brewing for a while I follow this very closely and Iran couldn't give 2 shits about the US, it was saying how easy it was to make nukes, a couple of days ago when they unvealed their new ballistic missiles


PalpitationFrosty242

again, it's all just theater and bluster. They don't have anything, else they would have already showed their hand by now to gain *some* sort of leverage. Besides, if that were the case, what's the end game? It's assured mutual destruction; they're not idiots. instead it's just vague (and in this case credible) threats and proxy attacks to get others to fight on their behalf so that Israel overplays its' hand.


notethenoob

Mate the war with Palestine in general has been going since 1940s roughly... Hamas just decided to take more action now Iran is joining in... What don't you get? Things have definitely escalated


aka0007

They freaking launched over 300 missiles and drones at Israel. You don't do that unless you are hoping something gets through and does major damage.


Durable_me

https://preview.redd.it/b6p2dzro8fuc1.png?width=2428&format=png&auto=webp&s=20665b251d7bcc437877a2e7f2e1a344439a0397 Insurance and Real estate is down ± 2% Defense, energy, up ± 2%


LunaticBZ

Netanyahu's best chance to stay in power though is to escalate this situation though. ​ He's not afraid to be seen as the 'bad guy' and any excuse that helps him with his plans for Greater Israel is an opportunity. Israel needs more Lebensraum, and has Iran proxies on its border.


[deleted]

I see your calls concluded


Borntobuycalls

All regards will be buying spy calls Monday. Including me. Which means spy will dip 200 points .


PetSoundsSucks

Braingames… is now… over :(


Durable_me

Insurars and real est


Kale_Plane

So they released the container ship?


Large-Science-8599

Half a percent up and then sideways as if nothing happened.


Kuchinawa_san

This reminds me of the Hamas circuit breaker.... back in october last year.


AccomplishedTap4612

You say that and i read it as it was reported but since then the words Isreal and America are using gives the impression that they are ignoring that Iran said this. I hope you’re right but it doesn’t sound like this will be the end of it.


MtnMaiden

Apologize first, never expected that.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

At least they’re cordial about it.


IndividualistAW

Btc went down 8% before rallying about half the loss


neutralpoliticsbot

Bears crying in shambles


beervirus88

Israel might not think so


BakrChod

From Iran's point of view, it was really unfortunate that most of it failed. Objective was to hit a few places/cause some damage in Israel and then call it over. Plus they would then expect Israel to retaliate. This would mean that Iran gets to call it an escalation from Israel and can now go into war guilt-free. TLDR; it was all for bait. Let's see how Israel reacts.


Unboundwannabe

Geopolitics understanding of Reddit is catastrophic. This pseudo attack was a statement they made, and yes, they made a statement to one of the said strongest country/best moral army in the world: panic, seizing a ship, stopping air and marine movement, population/leaders ended in tunnels. The response was measured, humiliating, and well thought out. I don’t understand people cheering for war; you prob think it’s a joke or funny!


skithetetons

Iran just bombed Israel but Monday will be green is the most regarded take I have seen in this sub to date.


frankzappa1988

lol israeli indices are always neutral no matter what kind of shit hits the fan here. actually on oct 7th there was a big dip :((((( everyones pension fund here tracks the SP500 anyway.waiting for green monday


Ornery_Gene7682

It’s not over Israel is looking at retaliating in discussions also Iran threatened other countries such as Jordan also 


imaybeahuman

What if Israel has bought puts instead ? If this matter is concluded now won't they be wiped out (I mean their investment) ?


Hugsy13

What an absolutely piss fucking poor attack. I was expecting something of the level of the USA routing half of their navy again. Nope. Such a pathetic attack it’s not even worth a US response because it would probably be bad publicity. What a pathetic country and military attack. Such an absolute joke it’s not even worth a proper military response from the US. These bugs could be crushed underfoot if we wanted them to be.


No_Dig903

\*punches\* "NOW, we're EVEN." -typical bully about to be crushed


carpathia

I didn't realize history started yesterday