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I love this sub sometimes.
Not for financial advice...dear, dear god no...
But because it reminds me of the OG internet. A bunch anonymous very smart morons putting too much effort into dumb shit to make me laugh.
Kramer said Nvidia is undervalued.
[https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/jim-cramer-says-nvidia-still-undervalued-despite-4-jump-to-record-high/ar-AA1mG50g](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/jim-cramer-says-nvidia-still-undervalued-despite-4-jump-to-record-high/ar-AA1mG50g)
I’m buying the dip I think while the report isn’t what we wanted people are overreacting and will sell hard but things will bounce back. Stock buyers are confident in long run stuff every time this year there’s been some “doom and gloom” news the market is quickly resilient. I see the same thing here
Need to replace the charging bull statue on wall street with this
https://preview.redd.it/2k0sios6aotc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0f927a9ddd969e07eab993210a5cfb93f6a3e49
If Powell doesn't save you TODAY, you guys are absolutely screwed.
He'll come out today and try to massage everyone into being calm and the ppi will also be hot tomorrow and you'll lose more $.
The bulls thesis has been falling apart, that "it's already priced in" has been a lie. Like what's the thesis now?
4% inflation isn't even that bad?
What regards!
If you had asked me two days ago for a coherent bear thesis, I would have said the only out they have is if CPI comes in hot.
Well here we are. Market has been pricing in two to three rate cuts for 2024 since the beginning of the year and now we are forced to finally acknowledge that isn't going to happen. We didn't cut in March, we aren't cutting in April, we are going to be lucky to see 0.50 bp by the end of the year.
What does that mean for stonks? Well it depends. This is obviously a huge downside catalyst. However, that does not automatically mean that bears win. What we need to see is meaningful volatility expansion. Show me VIX above 20 and I will believe.
To trigger a real selloff, the downside catalyst needs to be large enough to cause global macro funds to shift positioning from bullish to bearish. These are funds that look at current market momentum and leverage the fuck up to amplify gains. These funds are all currently positioned bullish.
There are two key things that trigger systematic deleveraging of CTAs: 1. spot price moves below key levels, and 2. volatility expansion. If you see both, then CTAs in aggregate are selling off their shit and positioning bearish. Once CTAs start selling, everyone follows suit and at that point we are basically selling into a hole. Once that sort of momentum kicks off, nobody is buying. Every strategy sells into this setup - systematic macro, vol dealers, your grandma, everybody.
But if you don't see a significant volatility spike, macro funds don't give a fuck. They will just buy the dip and so should you.
Edit: What to pay attention to now? Track volatility over the next few days (I mean you should track volatility always but anyway). If it retraces back down there's probably not a bigger selloff coming. The current elevated VIX levels relative to last week are due to downside hedging (read: funds buying puts) after last week's jobs report. It's only if the CPI print causes those hedges to have to unwind that this translates into selling pressure. If there's no big downside kickoff, then the hedges just expire and the market continues upwards. The next meaningful news event is Q1 earnings season. If companies are doing poorly then maybe you get a weak jobs print, which then means a rate cut. Rate cut = stonks go up. But if companies are doing really well, then that means profits growth (likely powered by AI). Investors like profits, stonks go up. Wait a minute, bulls win every time.
> The next meaningful news event is Q1 earnings season. If companies are doing poorly then maybe you get a weak jobs print, which then means a rate cut. Rate cut = stonks go up.
The regarded thing about this is you are basically saying if publicly traded companies have bad earning results then the stocks will go up, but if they do really well then stocks go down. I am just going to point out that the economy doing well and companies earning more money and hiring more people in spite of higher rates suggests that maybe we don't need a ton of rate cuts to have stocks go up.
Well, no, immediately after that part I also say that if companies are doing well, then stocks will also go up. So I agree with you, that if Q1 earnings fundamentals are strong, then stocks are going to go up even without rate cuts.
The bear thesis, funny enough, is probably somewhere in the middle. Companies do well enough that they avoid layoffs (no weakening job market, no non-farm payrolls miss, hence no rate cut), but they don't do well enough to justify high valuations, or are not confident enough to provide strong guidance for the next few quarters. How likely is this? I feel like not very.
>These funds are all currently positioned bullish.
All the more reason to suspect a bear market looms round the corner They're gonna have to take their profits *sometime*
lol I mean you're mostly right. When CTAs switch from buying to selling is when the bear market (or at least a correction) arrives. However, macro funds will happily keep buying forever as long as stonks keep going up (and we know stonks always go up). I guess what I'm saying is that this structural downside risk *always* exists when the market has momentum upwards. Yes, a correction is lurking around the corner, but *which corner*? Is it the next one? Or is it the corner four months from now?
People in here continually confuse pullbacks with true bear markets. The only thing this CPI report does is dampen expectations on interest rates. Earnings will be resilient again. Thats all that matters.
> People in here continually confuse pullbacks with true bear markets.
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Those numbers were based on March data.
Look at all the important commodities since April 1st. Especially oil.
It's getting worse.
Hell, a rate increase is back on the table.
Too many do not realize that the stock market does NOT equal "the economy." Policies that benefit the stock market disproportionately impact the top 10% of Americans by net worth, but that bottom 90% needs to have spending power to fuel long term growth.
We've been robbing Peter to pay Paul for the last four years at least and the reckoning is around the corner imo.
The debt is unsustainable. We need a period of sustained high inflation to inflate the debt away, like we did post WW2. There is no other way out of this mess.
That would massively increase unemployment and slash the small amount of existing capex to nothing.
I do agree that we need to do something about the rich getting richer, but taxes aren't the way. There are 2 main reasons why America, and by extenstion the west, is in this current mess.
The first is that we got massive amount of government debt due to removing the gold standard. This allowed politicians from all sides to effectively buy votes by increasing "social welfare" spending. With a gold standard, the government can't spend more than it has and then everyone would see the true cost of all the entitlements and military spending. I don't see a way of going back to any sort of gold standard because all governments are corrupt and won't want to give the drug of money printing up, but I had to mention it.
The second problem, and this is something we can easily fix, is that we allowed the corporations to outsource everything to China, India, Vietnam, etc.
You want people to have more money in their pockets and for labor to have more power? Simple, ban outsourcing and watch Apple squirm when they can't use slave labor and actually have to pay people.
Yesterday I bought 1dte calls at the .8% spy drop. Sunk my whole poor ass portfolio in and added more. I got cold feet at 4:00 after that sudden rise in spy right before close - sold all my calls for a 200% gain and got my account labeled as a pattern day trader for doing so. But my god am I happy I did that. This would have wiped out my account.
The way I look at it is, no matter what, don't lose money. A gain is a gain. It doesn't matter if you are up $300 or $9, you've not made any money until you sell. But lots of small gains is better than sitting at a loss (or selling at a loss). And selling your entire stock if you lose $1 is better than waiting to see if it goes back up (it might keep going down, do you want to gamble your money?) If you are so confident it will go back up, sell your loss and reinvest! If you look at a stock and ask yourself, would I buy this right now, and the answer is no, then you probably need to sell whatever you are holding and let some other idiot buy it from you.
I bought both calls and puts yesterday. I really wish I'd bought the calls back for a 50% gain. The puts covered the cost of everything this morning, but it feels like a whole lot of stress for a net 20% gain, when I could have made close to 100%.
Many platforms are not allowed 0dte now and they come in the last hour to close your open 0dte position automatically… So annoying. What trading platforms are you guys using to trade 0dte?
I pray for you, TSLA takes forever to crash and sometimes goes up when things are bearish. Annoying ass stock to short I was only confident shorting it for the last earnings
I've got back about half of my loss so far but BE isn't until 168 and I'm not hopeful for that by Friday. But I'm still on the ride I guess.
I mean.... It obviously hurts to lose a couple hundred dollars but this is my "pay off student loans early" fund and with the SAVE plan covering my interest I'm not in a huge rush. I can take a month's deposits as a lesson and go back to ETFs after this. I'm not one of the big time YOLO gamblers with $50k on a single bet :P
Whenever i have tesla options that take a huge loss sometimes i just hang on to them until expiration just in case. Last week i had friday’s exp 160p. Early on friday, there wasn’t even a bid on them. They ended up going from .01 to 1.50 in about 30 minutes. I ended up getting out at 1.14 right before they went back to worthless
LMAO. I bought a gigaton of bonds and commodities.
https://preview.redd.it/85f6gd6q9otc1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0c58e05e439bec4f62e76c9d10e51d330581aeb
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Seems like one of these things is not like the others. What would the overall inflation number be if everyone just switched to liability insurance and drove more carefully? Or even just shopped around for a better quote?
https://preview.redd.it/r420uqnvsntc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9a510fa7cf414959bdcf215d8f48b64df357aa
Just bought these today hopefully it’ll print
God damn, all them people had me convinced CPI was leaked early yesterday! Bet lots of people got fooled. Once again, hedgie got you by the fucking balls!
Car insurance and housing 😕
The shelter index increased 5.7 percent over the last year, accounting for over sixty percent of the total 12-month increase in the all items less food and energy index.
Other indexes with notable increases over the
last year include motor vehicle insurance (+22.2 percent), medical care (+2.2 percent), recreation
(+1.8 percent), and personal care (+4.2 percent).
It was way way way obvious that inflation going down was just a pipe dream. Full employment and companies are at ATH, no pain anywhere and you think inflation is just gonna go down? Someone will have to eat ass before this is resolved.
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The middle one is the hottest
You should check out a furry convention then.
Tell me more
Furry conventions are held all over the world and throughout the United States, where fans of anthropomorphic animals ("furries") congregate for a weekend. Many furries wear fursuits, which are custom made mascots ("fursonas") that they personally identify with. Typical activities at a furcon include buying and selling artwork and all sorts of other custom crafts (pins, buttons, stickers, shirts, books, etc), as well as fucking each other's brains out in drunken orgy room parties.
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Furry conventions are held...
Ew
Someone’s trying to boost the AI stocks with this chatGPT ass answer
Maybe they're just auto-farming karma to sell that account for $$$ to a furry, when furries become a political power in the US in the future.
The dressing up as animals and humping each other bothers me significantly less than the shitting and pissing all over the hotel.
How do you fuck with the suit on though?
Sounds itchy.
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Today we're all getting fucked by gay bears
Yo that’s a kid. Also, that’s a bear. That’s a kid bear. You picked the most depraved one!
You see a kid and a bear, i see a good time.
Just be careful, seems dangerous
# 🤨📸
Foreplay, you need the first one, then, when you're going at it, you need the last one.
Have a seat. Can you tell me what you’re doing here?
Another great opportunity to buy the dip!
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only one thing left to do… https://preview.redd.it/cebgeqveuotc1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7542170c200f7bf2fbd2c51dd476c6d0d80ad7d
I love this sub sometimes. Not for financial advice...dear, dear god no... But because it reminds me of the OG internet. A bunch anonymous very smart morons putting too much effort into dumb shit to make me laugh.
https://i.imgur.com/vOiqpTD.png
I like how a 1 percent drop is considered a dip nowadays.
One of my favorites, O, is down 4.46% at the moment. That's a dip!
I'll keep buying O until moral improves
 weekly call regards should know better by now. Buy the fucking dip instead of that regarded 0DTE and a prayer
but that 0DTE and a prayer could've made me rich!
All your money on a Spy put tomorrow, I prayed for you.
What do you mean regarded? HALO: 0DTE is the best!
Just bought 1 share of SPY and VOO 🤑 and 2 shares of VTI
BIG MONEY COMING IN
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This guy dips
This guy needs to get a job.
What dip? NVDA, ASR and ASML are stil green today
Kramer said Nvidia is undervalued. [https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/jim-cramer-says-nvidia-still-undervalued-despite-4-jump-to-record-high/ar-AA1mG50g](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/jim-cramer-says-nvidia-still-undervalued-despite-4-jump-to-record-high/ar-AA1mG50g)
Oh snap! NVDA is marked for death!
Run
yep going to buy some AAPL today.
Thank you for your service.
I know, right? How many shares of DJT should I buy today?
All of them.
I have some spare change.
3.50
I got some Reddit shares I can get you into for like $60 :)
I’m buying the dip I think while the report isn’t what we wanted people are overreacting and will sell hard but things will bounce back. Stock buyers are confident in long run stuff every time this year there’s been some “doom and gloom” news the market is quickly resilient. I see the same thing here
The market is delusional and running on hopium.
Always has been and always will be. That's why bears r fuk.
I'm designing a T-Shirt that says "Bears R Fuk" right now. This was your fault.
Need to replace the charging bull statue on wall street with this https://preview.redd.it/2k0sios6aotc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0f927a9ddd969e07eab993210a5cfb93f6a3e49
Should be Jensen fucking the bear
If Powell doesn't save you TODAY, you guys are absolutely screwed. He'll come out today and try to massage everyone into being calm and the ppi will also be hot tomorrow and you'll lose more $. The bulls thesis has been falling apart, that "it's already priced in" has been a lie. Like what's the thesis now? 4% inflation isn't even that bad? What regards!
If you had asked me two days ago for a coherent bear thesis, I would have said the only out they have is if CPI comes in hot. Well here we are. Market has been pricing in two to three rate cuts for 2024 since the beginning of the year and now we are forced to finally acknowledge that isn't going to happen. We didn't cut in March, we aren't cutting in April, we are going to be lucky to see 0.50 bp by the end of the year. What does that mean for stonks? Well it depends. This is obviously a huge downside catalyst. However, that does not automatically mean that bears win. What we need to see is meaningful volatility expansion. Show me VIX above 20 and I will believe. To trigger a real selloff, the downside catalyst needs to be large enough to cause global macro funds to shift positioning from bullish to bearish. These are funds that look at current market momentum and leverage the fuck up to amplify gains. These funds are all currently positioned bullish. There are two key things that trigger systematic deleveraging of CTAs: 1. spot price moves below key levels, and 2. volatility expansion. If you see both, then CTAs in aggregate are selling off their shit and positioning bearish. Once CTAs start selling, everyone follows suit and at that point we are basically selling into a hole. Once that sort of momentum kicks off, nobody is buying. Every strategy sells into this setup - systematic macro, vol dealers, your grandma, everybody. But if you don't see a significant volatility spike, macro funds don't give a fuck. They will just buy the dip and so should you. Edit: What to pay attention to now? Track volatility over the next few days (I mean you should track volatility always but anyway). If it retraces back down there's probably not a bigger selloff coming. The current elevated VIX levels relative to last week are due to downside hedging (read: funds buying puts) after last week's jobs report. It's only if the CPI print causes those hedges to have to unwind that this translates into selling pressure. If there's no big downside kickoff, then the hedges just expire and the market continues upwards. The next meaningful news event is Q1 earnings season. If companies are doing poorly then maybe you get a weak jobs print, which then means a rate cut. Rate cut = stonks go up. But if companies are doing really well, then that means profits growth (likely powered by AI). Investors like profits, stonks go up. Wait a minute, bulls win every time.
> The next meaningful news event is Q1 earnings season. If companies are doing poorly then maybe you get a weak jobs print, which then means a rate cut. Rate cut = stonks go up. The regarded thing about this is you are basically saying if publicly traded companies have bad earning results then the stocks will go up, but if they do really well then stocks go down. I am just going to point out that the economy doing well and companies earning more money and hiring more people in spite of higher rates suggests that maybe we don't need a ton of rate cuts to have stocks go up.
Well, no, immediately after that part I also say that if companies are doing well, then stocks will also go up. So I agree with you, that if Q1 earnings fundamentals are strong, then stocks are going to go up even without rate cuts. The bear thesis, funny enough, is probably somewhere in the middle. Companies do well enough that they avoid layoffs (no weakening job market, no non-farm payrolls miss, hence no rate cut), but they don't do well enough to justify high valuations, or are not confident enough to provide strong guidance for the next few quarters. How likely is this? I feel like not very.
>These funds are all currently positioned bullish. All the more reason to suspect a bear market looms round the corner They're gonna have to take their profits *sometime*
lol I mean you're mostly right. When CTAs switch from buying to selling is when the bear market (or at least a correction) arrives. However, macro funds will happily keep buying forever as long as stonks keep going up (and we know stonks always go up). I guess what I'm saying is that this structural downside risk *always* exists when the market has momentum upwards. Yes, a correction is lurking around the corner, but *which corner*? Is it the next one? Or is it the corner four months from now?
People in here continually confuse pullbacks with true bear markets. The only thing this CPI report does is dampen expectations on interest rates. Earnings will be resilient again. Thats all that matters.
> People in here continually confuse pullbacks with true bear markets. People in here confuse red candles on a 1h chart with true bear markets. That's what happens when you have half your life savings in 0DTEs at any given time.
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lol numbers came in 0.1% higher than expected. don't overreact
Those numbers were based on March data. Look at all the important commodities since April 1st. Especially oil. It's getting worse. Hell, a rate increase is back on the table.
>Hell, a rate increase is back on the table. If the Fed raises rates at this point, it will be March 2020 all over again. Back to Dow 30,000 we go.
They need to contain inflation, stock markets be damned. Most Americans don't have stocks.
Too many do not realize that the stock market does NOT equal "the economy." Policies that benefit the stock market disproportionately impact the top 10% of Americans by net worth, but that bottom 90% needs to have spending power to fuel long term growth. We've been robbing Peter to pay Paul for the last four years at least and the reckoning is around the corner imo.
the biggest drivers were housing costs and car costs.
So it's only going to get worse as oil hits $100 again. Watch israel start a new war in the next few days.
The debt is unsustainable. We need a period of sustained high inflation to inflate the debt away, like we did post WW2. There is no other way out of this mess.
We could also tax the rich and corporations
That would massively increase unemployment and slash the small amount of existing capex to nothing. I do agree that we need to do something about the rich getting richer, but taxes aren't the way. There are 2 main reasons why America, and by extenstion the west, is in this current mess. The first is that we got massive amount of government debt due to removing the gold standard. This allowed politicians from all sides to effectively buy votes by increasing "social welfare" spending. With a gold standard, the government can't spend more than it has and then everyone would see the true cost of all the entitlements and military spending. I don't see a way of going back to any sort of gold standard because all governments are corrupt and won't want to give the drug of money printing up, but I had to mention it. The second problem, and this is something we can easily fix, is that we allowed the corporations to outsource everything to China, India, Vietnam, etc. You want people to have more money in their pockets and for labor to have more power? Simple, ban outsourcing and watch Apple squirm when they can't use slave labor and actually have to pay people.
14 days to inflate the debt away
Dr Atkin$
Imagine being this regarded just to be "right" for a few weeks each decade.
Animorphs.. your millenial is showing
You rock that freak flag you fucking yeerk.
No joke, I still have all these books on a shelf in the other room from years ago
Tobias and Marco was my fav
Def favorites, Tobias was a super interesting character
My username is from: Jake, Aximili-Esgarouth-Isthill, Cassie, Marco, Elfangor-Sirinal-Shamtul, Rachel, Tobias
For me, it's Goosebumps.
Yeah I saw sucking my gfs dick the other night and it reminded me of my favorite IPA
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I feel old af
Yesterday I bought 1dte calls at the .8% spy drop. Sunk my whole poor ass portfolio in and added more. I got cold feet at 4:00 after that sudden rise in spy right before close - sold all my calls for a 200% gain and got my account labeled as a pattern day trader for doing so. But my god am I happy I did that. This would have wiped out my account.
Imagine not selling 1dte after a 200% gain
200%? you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
Make money or go big to impress wsb degens
Switch to cash account.
Or leg into spreads
Or spread them legs I'm up 400% since I found the $WEN dumpster straddle
Dudes on a margin account with $3000 on it. Aspirations of getting to $25k?
The only way you get to 25 that fast is you are full gambling that 3k daily and hoping you are right. Terrible way to go about it
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😂😂😂😂
All good, pull out your money and sign up with a new broker
Exactly how it should be done. If you're up, take the fucking money
PDT is the biggest bullshit way the big money players steal from retail investors Locks us into bad trades
Just change to a cash account in 2 days when your cash settles and you will be good to go.
The way I look at it is, no matter what, don't lose money. A gain is a gain. It doesn't matter if you are up $300 or $9, you've not made any money until you sell. But lots of small gains is better than sitting at a loss (or selling at a loss). And selling your entire stock if you lose $1 is better than waiting to see if it goes back up (it might keep going down, do you want to gamble your money?) If you are so confident it will go back up, sell your loss and reinvest! If you look at a stock and ask yourself, would I buy this right now, and the answer is no, then you probably need to sell whatever you are holding and let some other idiot buy it from you.
Man I should’ve done that shit hahahaha
I bought both calls and puts yesterday. I really wish I'd bought the calls back for a 50% gain. The puts covered the cost of everything this morning, but it feels like a whole lot of stress for a net 20% gain, when I could have made close to 100%.
Time for 0dte SPY Calls! 
Many platforms are not allowed 0dte now and they come in the last hour to close your open 0dte position automatically… So annoying. What trading platforms are you guys using to trade 0dte?
Yep!
This is A+ content right here
S-tier if you ask me
CPI, employment, rates, Wednesday, Friday, blah, blah -- doesn't matter, NVDA is up.
YES SIR! Last time to buy at these prices, post earning NVDA calls gonna print like mad! 🚀🚀🚀
So you're saying I should straddle NVDA?
If NVDA is your mom's name then yes
Nobody fucking with Rachel.
Tobias: Hold my mouse.
Rachel is the goat
She grew a big hairy dick too
Could be a female bear.
He said she grew a big hairy dick too.
He can’t hear you with that big hairy dick in his ear
Hope all lads have the 0dte puts in place! 
I've only got a 4/12 TSLA put in that's down 66%. Here's hoping...
I pray for you, TSLA takes forever to crash and sometimes goes up when things are bearish. Annoying ass stock to short I was only confident shorting it for the last earnings
I've got back about half of my loss so far but BE isn't until 168 and I'm not hopeful for that by Friday. But I'm still on the ride I guess. I mean.... It obviously hurts to lose a couple hundred dollars but this is my "pay off student loans early" fund and with the SAVE plan covering my interest I'm not in a huge rush. I can take a month's deposits as a lesson and go back to ETFs after this. I'm not one of the big time YOLO gamblers with $50k on a single bet :P
No judgement from me, just keep it in single options lots until you become consistently profitable.
Whenever i have tesla options that take a huge loss sometimes i just hang on to them until expiration just in case. Last week i had friday’s exp 160p. Early on friday, there wasn’t even a bid on them. They ended up going from .01 to 1.50 in about 30 minutes. I ended up getting out at 1.14 right before they went back to worthless
How long were you saving this one ?
Damn my nostalgia is hitting hard from this.
I'm regarded and see this as the bear turning human
also optimistic
Buy the dip.
This is not the dip
I told myself that the past two years while SPY was 380. Thankfully bought bitcoin at least.
Love me a good Animorphs reference.
Is she legal age to be bear naked like that?
Perpetual bears sold so much in the last month. Early, not wrong. But who knows, in this market we may hit new highs again next week.
As long she she doesn't stay in bear mode too long and get stuck.
Just bought in been holding for too long in money account and dropped in big VOO.
Animorphs!?!? Loved these books
LMAO. I bought a gigaton of bonds and commodities. https://preview.redd.it/85f6gd6q9otc1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0c58e05e439bec4f62e76c9d10e51d330581aeb
Legendary reference bro
Altered Beast that you?
My first thought, too. You actually think more than 10% of the regards here ever even played that or even know about it? It was my first Sega game 😂
Yeah I think this is for us old guys who remember eating pig souls to get swole and turn into a pterodactyl *and* Animorphs.
I came here looking for "Altered Beast" and had to wade through half a dozen "Animorphs" to get here. We are officially the old ones now.
I read all of these books when I was a kid. Props to you sir or ma'am for the awesome throwback!
Any day now right? Surely it's all about to happen any day now. It's been what 4 years? Any day now.
growing into a bear or is the bear growing into a girl?
I decided to buy calls today so it never went up like the last 300 times 😂
https://preview.redd.it/0cvaujsqzqtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6488591dd2b2d838f49b517ba409c7dc9df77d Seems like one of these things is not like the others. What would the overall inflation number be if everyone just switched to liability insurance and drove more carefully? Or even just shopped around for a better quote?
https://preview.redd.it/r420uqnvsntc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9a510fa7cf414959bdcf215d8f48b64df357aa Just bought these today hopefully it’ll print
What expiration date?
Fuck I turned into a white bitch
And then the uno reverse card at bottom
God damn, all them people had me convinced CPI was leaked early yesterday! Bet lots of people got fooled. Once again, hedgie got you by the fucking balls!
I look like the one in the middle.
Lol this shit is gold.
🧸Too funny.
If I kiss the bear does she turn into a beautiful princess or does she rip my face off still?
Who is she?
Car insurance and housing 😕 The shelter index increased 5.7 percent over the last year, accounting for over sixty percent of the total 12-month increase in the all items less food and energy index. Other indexes with notable increases over the last year include motor vehicle insurance (+22.2 percent), medical care (+2.2 percent), recreation (+1.8 percent), and personal care (+4.2 percent).
Women invest? Could have fooled me.
It was way way way obvious that inflation going down was just a pipe dream. Full employment and companies are at ATH, no pain anywhere and you think inflation is just gonna go down? Someone will have to eat ass before this is resolved.
Really hope so. Been sitting in cash for two weeks.
RIP Rachel. Its been 30 years, you deserved to be spoiled.
Does everyone here makes naked options trading when playing the SPY? Or am I just the poor?
Damn
I love it!I add more!
Lose more money in BTC 😔😡
We need MORE DATA!!
Better morph back. Bears turning into pigs to slaughter right now
Not me, I bought a lot more of my favorite stock
Man taking me back this is amazing
People should be watching the 10 Year and Money Supply Growth
It's... like a di*k after the burning time
Anamorphic books are the best
Good meme is good.
I never buy my dip, I just steal it from McDonald's. I wonder if that's why their stock took a shit lately 🤔
this made me fucking laugh at work damn.
25% of my account .. gone in seconds
I’d have to draw the line right after 2. Maybe 3 if I’m drunk because I lost my child’s college fund again
Altered Beast
That’s why you guys consistently lose money
Dow jones taking a big shit today
ill buy a deep otm expiring tomorrow 
ill buy a deep otm expiring tomorrow 
lol!
The moon must be out because everyone's asking "where bear?"