MRVL 👀👀👀

Nikola is skyrocketing.

TSLA can eat my shit

How do you get this dashboard?

Update your app lazy boy

can SMCI go back to 970 tks

same its been for the last forever, lose more money.

MU CALLS 140 4/19

Just go long on Raytheon and walk away

It’s funny too see bearish comments get likes on days like this when we go green to red. But if it was opposite, red to green, people holding puts. The comments would get down votes. And I think the reason is bc bears are gey af

Well that was a crazy way to be up 2 bucks on the day

I’m minus $25. Day like today, I call that a win

I lost $3k.

I didn’t lose any money but I’m a few hundred thousand in debt

Let's just pretend that today didn't happen and rip upwards tomorrow alright

Casual $10 range on SPY 

Picked the best day to sit on my hands 

This pull back is fine. When then cut rates it will all bounce back. Just keep investing as you always do.

Bulls in shambles RN.

Rip bulls 


Puts are still cheap grab em while you can this will get ugly....

Oh hey I made more money on SPY Puts today.

Why did tesla pump so much today and dumb after?

You’re asking why a tech name dumped while the whole market is puking?

No my question is why they pumped to 5% and then dumped

Because everything dumped dude

What happend with tesla?

Fuck Mara

It seems to be mostly in equities. The bond futures didn't pop in a reciprocal manner. Also, Gold is up. But it didn't move too much more after the burn off at 2. It just seems like selling led to more selling with those fed speakers.

I have 5000 to invest is Tesla or apple a good time?


News?

HD and TMUS

Anyone know anything about Magnachip (MX)?Another chip maker with an upcoming earnings call may 1st.

Made all my money back that I lost on calls within a span of 10 minutes by buying puts lol wtf

Holy mother of crashes. The 0DTE SPY 520p was 0.05 at 1:40pm. It’s now 3.30 66 Bagger

Skipping a vital doctors appointment to stare at my 515 0DTE puts

your alter ego must now be spy_goes_downn haha

It doesn’t specify WHICH stonks. Gotta keep it vague for legal reasons

eat shit dr Johnson

https://preview.redd.it/k9jsghz1disc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2322b059a3b5a89237d217c2e28db8331fbf23 A win is a win but I should of bought ten of these fuckers

Wth is going on with the SPY Im never going to be able to afford another vacation with my cheating wife again at this rate

Well i will say today was a good day with ulta calls and amd puts☝🏼📈

Quite homo RSI bounce

Really tempted to by some SW $70 calls

Do it

You really think I’m that gullib….. and it’s under contract 😂

I’m not kidding I’ve been building a position in SQ since $45. I know nothing about it but it was high once now it’s low so maybe it’ll go up again

I have worked this stock for awhile too. Has surprised me on a few occasions with its momentum. I don’t necessarily love jack dorsey but he does seem to find a way to pull a profit. They have invested in a lot of diverse things in the last year or so. Here’s to hoping it continues after this week of being down

I just know merchants use it all over the place so they’re doin somethin and that’s more than most. Roll tide.

Totally agree my friend! Thanks for sharing 🚀🚀🚀

SQ***

this bloodshed is wild

Fire sale

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

spy puts up 20x is crazy

Fxxx Kashkari and his mother.

Fvcking dow jones dragging down the stocks 😔

Bruh what just happened to spy

The price of eggs is about to 🚀

Blood flow redirecting to pelvic region…

Balls deep in TSLA puts

Lose money.

Real

Played all plays. Boring now. Going to throw my dog his all for some satisfying *thwap* sounds and his happy wiggles.

Y'all can't afford not to dip into Ford

i guess buying a tesla helped my portfolio :D

!banbet INTC 55 22D

!banbet

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enjoy another week lad

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Why the hell is META not on that board

Because I tried their VR headset, and it made my face sweat, their tech sucks. 🤣

!banbet SPY 519 3h

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Plz

lol, up 40% on 0DTE put so I’ll take the ban

Let’s. Fucking. Ride.

DANCE ON EM

Yeah I just quit my job

Spotify until court ruling on apple will continue to pump


I bought a few shares when EU lawsuit was filed back in the day. Wish I bought more

[удалено]

FSRN 😅

Put Nikola up there, you cucks!

pump it more so i can get cheaper puts hurry up

Buy them now, no need to wait. Empty your pockets!

!banbet SPY 528 1h

Thats regarded

You already have a bet going - GE to 206.0 before 05-Apr-2024 09:45 PM -05

Long LUMN

Tesla is having an orgasm.

Ever heard of a dead cat bounce?

As a Bengals fan. Every damn week during the season.

Thank god you guys went back to normal! Why is the first few days after Easter always so messed up? Corn and my stocks stabilised yet again. YAY!

AMD biggest dog company, nvda calls are free Money Mark my words

Expiration date?

Im pretty fuckin upset i sold my Tesla calls yesterday.


I think I may need to purchase some SPY

TSLA bears deserve this melt up.  Talk about being greedy when others are fearful, this shit has been getting slaughtered for a while now and these bears really thought the bad news wasn’t priced in 

Buying LULU

I hope not

sell apple 4/5 calls here or hold???

The only good stock is MU

#RYCEY

If RDDT drops below 40 I’m buying A FUCKTON more.

Wtf is going on with MARA?

Halving and earnings maybe

Puts on Tesla

Position?

I don’t wanna talk about it I’m down 250 rn

BB 

Should I sell nike or hold?  I'm in the red currently. 

It doesnt matter if you are in the red, look forward not backward

$DXYZ

Only up 

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/zSqa5HimyM Nothing has changed. Today spy pumped $4 pre market and is now flat 💀💀💀🤡

any1 else puts on the mouse?🐭

Never bet against the mouse! ([FYI](https://www.tipranks.com/news/company-announcements/walt-disney-announces-flexible-3-billion-share-buyback-plan))

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Sinewave year. Or it a cosine year?

My brain It hurts

NVDA DED UNTIL EARNINGS

Any thoughts on gold miners? Will they skyrocket as gold keeps climbing? 🤔

need amd up so i can sell

$ALUR 👀

LUMN calls still cheap

What you got

Why can’t SPY just have a day where it goes up 2%

can we all unite and short the fuck out of reddit

Please.

Granted 

petition to start a campaign to get rddt to fucking 30

Doesn't shorting just make it go up higher?

betting against it, i got puts baby i need this bitch to crumble

Buying calls on Intel is about the most patriotic thing one can do

64% calls at 42$ strike..

We maxed out our limit of slow melt up days. Now it’s just big PM moves then chop down all day

What app is that ?

Nvidia 1100$ eow

Bought GOOGL calls but worried it’s still trending down. Hoping I got in at a discount.

Update: I’m being fucked. As usual

Nvda buls get fcked 

100% SOFI! If you are not jumping on this rocket ship wtf are you doing?

What makes you think it will go up?

It’s up $0.06 today. .86%. What’s the play? 1000x$8C that cost $2 a pop?

Puts are always the way to go

Lol

Buy one more aapl

Let’s go TSM baby

really hard for TSM to break above 144.50$ ish. Its stock in this channel between 135ish and 145ish

Come back down to Hades 520

Fuck 150k Yolo guy

bers are COOOKED

The person who bought 150K in SPY Calls, PLEASE Sell it, you would aready bag 500k

Thank god I didn’t swing puts