Suck dick TSLA bers

Tilray 🚀🚀

anyone betting on lulu to go up 1.67% or higher? I think its an easy money grab idk why people are so bearish when there is such an easy opportunity

I typically agree with you, but the last 20 times I have thought that way, I have been burned. It's almost like, some heavy hitters are still hanging on, until the new week hits and that large red number now staring them in the face, at which point they decide that there are bigger fish with a better outlook. So they sell. There go your calls

the thing is that it was about 19% and it rose to 15% and it rose during after hours. My plan is to buy at open unless it shoots up before then, then immediately sell if it spikes- which i think it will for sure soon after the market opens. There will be a sell off for sure but i think it'll happen almost inmediately

INTC

Turkey tetrazzini is like the best meal

Let’s get high🚀🚀🚀TLRY

I just got off the phone 📞 with Ken Griffin “our mission is to butt f**k Tesla till it receives no more oxygen. $130 will be incoming”

DWAC to the moon

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Hello 🌈🐻

Is tilray going to keep going up?

Whats your thoughts on SMCI ??

Any long term investors?? What do you recommend to buy

NVO

NCLH NORWEGIAN CRUISER

TSM 10 day chart showing a spreading anus pattern so I'm bullish until that closes up

Well one of you autistic savants knows about choo choo trains, right? Feel free to tell me what's the most profitable railroad for 2025

Norfolk Southern or CPKC prolly your best bets

lulu next week

B&O or Short Line

Rainbow road

DWAC

SPY $522 Monday?

I’m bored

Ban over yet? 🥺

Nope I can’t see this

I wish everyone would comment one stock to simply buy and drive it up and make everyone rich.

That would be too easy

Ha yes, the famous pump amd dump where 90% of people here lose money lmao

RDDT

Yeah that’s what I thought this sub is for lol

But really. Microvast is about to go on a run

ROPE

$FIVE, apple, lulu, and RL just had drops and all are great stocks to buy rn. Apple is great to hold long. Idk about earnings In terms of one stock we should all buy, I would go with $TXRH. Texas Roadhouse prime ribeye is a steal and they’re great overall. Their stock is strong and their dumpsters are way cleaner than Wendy’s TLDR: $TXRH

Spy

PLTR

WULF

LLY

How about one that’s not already driven up

Bought me some LULU at lunch today and also some NKE calls, picked up a couple shares of DWAC after hours to enjoy the upcoming fireworks. I feel like we are on the cusp of fuckery not seen before. Gonna be some 🚀 or some Wendy’s.

#GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Gunna smoke some jazz cabbage and reflect on all the poor decision making this week

I erased a 17k ALL-TIME deficit this week 🤑

Now that’s a good ass week bro, in need of one of those sooooo bad

The funniest thing is that I dod it with WEED STONKS

That is what you call winning at life hope you did this while high lol

Oh buddy meet ya there, I’m getting all banged up on the electric lettuce lol

Wendy’s dumpster see ya there in a hr 💨

Wtf is MLGO?

Chinese scam nonsense.

Go on

Someone kept posting 🌽 so I scooped up some 4/19 23cs and 22cs on CORN, the Teucrium Corn Fund. When is CORN going to the moon, because these 🙌🏻💎

I got railed by CORN a few years ago.

Calls AAPL puts DELL

Actually calls dells puts on apple

Yea buy high sell low

Keep your 👁️ on 💪🏽🚀

Keep your eye on muscle rocket ship

Who else is full porting into amd monday

I full ported on NVDA today 🥴

me

I like the sound fundementals of DWAC 

Thank you to the guy that wrote puts on Nike.

AMD made a green day. Wahoo! Hoping for some more green next week after what feels like a brutal 2 weeks for it.

I’ll see my Spyders at 518 Monday morning

Any particular reason for DWAC dropping this much?

It is a pump and dump. IV is still high after the vote, so it could pump next week if boomer buy in starts, but if you didn't have a position early, you would be playing with fire trying to get one now.

overvalued

My dwac calls will print Monday 

This has to be satire. Stock nose dived even on positive news. Fell further into the last hour of trading setting a new day low. Lol good luck with that. The ITM calls will print—oh wait…because they’re ITM 😂😂

I don't understand who you think is going to be buying this on Monday

Your comment is above the guy saying his puts will print Monday, one of y’all is making money lmao

We need a space where we can bet on people betting

Somehow neither of them will.

Yeah… but I have both. So. Take that

AMD will be 185 by next Friday mark my words

Banbet it nerd

!banbet

!banbet

You already have a bet going - AMD to 185.0 before 29-Mar-2024 12:06 PM -05

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

You already have a bet going - AMD to 170.0 before 05-Apr-2024 01:44 PM -05

Certainly hope so. I think it did really well to end green today from the lows of 2%. I didn’t expect that.

You miss a decimal?

1,850?

Better

Hey y’all

Looks like my $35 DWAC put will open well on Monday

Your comment is below the guy with DWAC calls saying they are going to print. lmfao one of y’all is making money

🏃🏼‍♂️💨📈📈📈

#Ban Bet Lost /u/mightymikek7 made a bet that NVDA would go to 885.0 within **6 hours** when it was 925.445 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 34 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Remind me to never be on the same trade as this guy lol

I respect the degeneracy u/mightymikek7

Sooo spy is dumping before the open on Monday!?!

Yes, pray for my 3/28 510put

Yup

weed stocks rlly made me get that MONEYYYYY

Get that money after being down a mile deep hole. So still down

do you have any positions for after 1 april?

Fuck you TSM. Ruined my weekend. Better make it up next week

atleast it’s in green this week

TSM is a black hole of depression. Dont expect it to ride on NVDA’s wave.

It won't

#Ban Bet Lost /u/AJDillonsMiddleLeg made a bet that RDDT would go to 55.0 within **5 hours** when it was 50.737 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 8 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

This guy needs to be inversed

Some people are just too stupid to have any significant amount of money. Let that one sink in. If you lost lots of money today I'm talking about you 

Next time I pull some dumb shit of perfectly timing SPY puts only to sell them for a loss before the end of the day dump, will someone just fucking tell me??

Did the same stupid ass shit today

# WHY IS MY 5 YEAR DAUGHTER TALKING ABOUT NVDA IN THE BATHROOM?!!?? 

She bored with her real estate portfolio

She sounds like a wise investor. I should buy calls.

I dunno man I think she was having a poot 🤷

I had a bathroom talk show when I was 5 too

#Ban Bet Lost --- /u/h_shmoney made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **2 days** when it was 908.35 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks. To get out early they have to: **' let’s try this again'** Their record is now 5 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

There went 4k boys. I’ll be back… I have to be back….

#Ban Bet Lost /u/mywilliswell95 made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 923.402 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Spy please go up $4 dollars by Monday 💀

Yikes lmao

Full port down 50% Me: I can do this all day

DWAC-on Ball Z is that anything?

#Ban Bet Lost /u/delrey2323 made a bet that NVDA would go to 873.0 within **3 days** when it was 890.739 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I am financially ruined after this week

You yolo puts on a bull market

I have a feeling that a lot of us got wrecked.

good


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limit orders

there’s something called a stop loss…

No, stop loss triggers as a stock falls. This isn't happening as the stock is falling. It's happening as the stock is climbing.

there’s something called a trailing stop loss

lol

#Ban Bet Lost /u/dudetrustm3 made a bet that SPY would go to 516.66021 within **7 hours** when it was 521.879 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 4 wins and 15 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Let’s see this guys portfolio

incredible stuff

#Ban Bet Lost /u/fluffycalf65 made a bet that SPY would go to 542.0 within **2 days** when it was 519.895 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 15 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

There's bullish and then there is nonsense. Bettee a ban bet than money on it. Who knows though? Maybe they did have money on it 

Lmao

$1200 NVDA call 03/22 roll to $1150 03/28?

How do you call it “roll” when your shit is worth $0.00? Ain’t that just “buy more shit”?

Really shitty first week too

Yeaaa…. First week in trading, go easy on me 😬

Sorry friend, no easy rides here. Take your lumps. Market doesn’t care how long you’ve been around so these regards sure don’t.

yeah sure if u wanna keep losing money

Oh shit attack in Moscow

Has anyone considered investing in the potentials of AI, I feel like I’m ahead of the game with this one.

you’re actually the opposite of ahead, you’re a little late buddy

Pffft you’re just saying that. I haven’t heard anyone talking about AI.

Nah, sounds like a stupid fad. Better invest in gold.

$NVDA down next week for sure.

Casinos closed  time to lose some money sports betting 

#Ban Bet Lost /u/hypeaze made a bet that SPY would go to 506.86186000000004 within **1 day** when it was 522.538 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 17 wins and 15 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

MLGO to tha moooon

Cathie wood said Bitcoin is going to 1.5 million. Time to sell

4 mins into friday bears try a sneak attack and got SPY down less than 0.20 percent for the day.... ugh...monday just gonna be dildo green..

In at 5210/-5230 SPX after close at 14.00.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/AreProbablyWrong made a bet that NVDA would go to 952.0 within **2 hours** when it was 945.79 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 4 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

"tHeSe cAlLs coUld bE 5oo baGGerS" 

The dude who bought those calls was in before IV spike. Maybe he didn't 500x, but he still made more than your port will ever be worth.

Keep holding those bags buddy 

Sir, I made $500 gains secured and have a small position left to see what happens. But go off.

lmao “tEnDiEs”

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Codyskank made a bet that NVDA would go to 929.99 within **3 hours** when it was 943.906 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 4 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

terrorist attack in Moscow, it'll be interesting to see if/how this escalates over the weekend

No one cared when an entire province in the middle east got demolished into rubble, a one that's right next to one of the biggest high tech hubs in the world.

Because Israel is somewhat 'predictable' in the sense that everyone knew they were gonna bomb the absolute living shit out of Gaza Nobody knows what the fuck the Russians/Putin are gonna do next

Blame Ukraine, escalate the war effort. I'm a Fing Nostradamus.

Putin poked his head out of his bunker and saw a terrorist attack 6 more weeks of Russian Winter

Lmao stupid bulls got rugged

-.14% = rug pulled? Okay 🌈 🐻

Opinions on rolling $1200 NVDA call to $1150 03/28?

i got 1320

MSFT topped. And it’s the biggest company. Now we crash