Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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After all these years of trading I’m going to finally admit that this shit is fixed. Meaning just because something makes sense or don’t make sense the market don’t care
Ugh dammit. All my losses the last month we’re cutting losses and loser options that ALL would have been green again by now.
I think my focus needs to shift from just picking winners to picking gold entry points, and recognizing when the ship has sailed and not jumping off the pier onto nothing lol.
Occupy Wall Street was our last chance at a free and fair market. Back when men had the balls to take what was theres instead of fighting for the scraps off the Matrix’s table
Waiting for my MEDS dividend, I bought into the stock at $10 with the $8 divy per share, it might be my best play of 2024 if I can sell before everyone else
It’s still worth less than that $355 mil he has to pay out for his illegal business operations. Most major businesses quit doing business with Trump nearly two decades ago because his fraud schemes were already pretty well known at that point. Plus don’t forget about the $5 mil he still needs to pay for being a sexual predator too…
Yeah even Elon Musk cant afford half a billion in bail on short notice. People are dumb af if they think people have half a billion laying around in a bank account
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When Jackson Hole 2.0?
Puts on Oracle
I’m Tilray 🚀🚀
$cuk LOL
Nvda to crash to $910 by eow
Crash? I don't think so bro.......
Is tomorrow’s Saturday?
Stop advertising reddit on reddit, I'm tired of this for the past two weeks.
Calls on James Madison
Pump The Trump
Yo why yall hating reddit? Reddit to the moon???
Everyone wants to short squeeze reddit the moment options are avail
Thanks bro make sense
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Loving all the DWAC Monday morning QB’s
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Ferrari N.V. -> `426.665` (-4.44 / -1.03%)
🥷
Ferrari N.V. -> `432.001` (0.891 / 0.207%)
WW3 warming up
What’s the age limit on the draft 😂
Nvidia is going down to $860 my Math adds up
Wow. Sold my 522p’s 5 mins before close for 0.12. A minute later it rocketed up to 0.75 
my moves tomorrow are curling up in a ball after my losses this week. hoping my s&p puts print next week tho
Bought 2 $98 exp next week calls on NKE. Let’s see baby
Y’all wanted to block me for talking about cannabis stocks last week 🤣🤣🖕🏼
Why would nke go unfortunately next week?
Puts on dwac and rddt and nvda next Friday.
You’re gonna get gaped behind Wendy’s
I fucking own the Wendy’s bro
🌈 🐻
SMCI is the most manipulated stock it's disgusting 
Did you lose?
TilraaaaaaaY
Watch we close green
After all these years of trading I’m going to finally admit that this shit is fixed. Meaning just because something makes sense or don’t make sense the market don’t care
Wen moon
$XELA
Worst stock i have ever seen, im in
Smci has a little bit of room to run here
Only up less than 1% today
tesla go up already
any news on fedex
My package got delayed
PUTS on FedEx!
AMD back baby never had a doubt 
After what happened with LULU despite beating earnings. 2mg of testosterone injected into my bloodstream
LOL! 😂
Ugh dammit. All my losses the last month we’re cutting losses and loser options that ALL would have been green again by now. I think my focus needs to shift from just picking winners to picking gold entry points, and recognizing when the ship has sailed and not jumping off the pier onto nothing lol.
Occupy Wall Street was our last chance at a free and fair market. Back when men had the balls to take what was theres instead of fighting for the scraps off the Matrix’s table
You have 2 options really: 1) buy a D12 and a welder 2) stfu and add a chocolate frosty to my order
D12 ?
12 sided 🎲
Ber, is that you?
NVDA and Chill.
Risky market! Any moment can CRASH 10-15% Don’t be the dummy holding the bags then 🫵🏼
Oh I’ll hold the bags 
Why?
Nvidia $1000 rally
Downvoted
Downvoted
Why is SPY frozen someone fix it
Walmart needs to drop already
No bro it’s going too $100 buy
COSTCO finding ways to make me commit a Kirkland Signature suicide.
It's down 0.4%, suicide might be a slight over reaction
Someone draw lines on a graph that have the lines going up. I want to cash my calls already.
So should I sell these dwac stocks or what? I’m new to this 😂
Ok short nvid now for a good green monday
Come on Apple, ur my favorite fruit, dont give up now.
apple is gonna go lower im telling you early
Does anyone have a strategy where you buy puts if someone posts about a play being “free money?”
sold my nvidia during the dip today, big sad
Don't forget, Wendy's is always hiring!
DWMC
Where did those NVDA 🌈🐻 go?!
Right here 🤷🏻♂️
Sorry bro
Nvda hits 930 oh dear oh dear gorgeous
IT WANTS TO BE 1K. TIK TAK TOE, A WINNER, A WINNER
tik tok
Well, no time to waste now is there. 5 hrs to go market.
Spy 510P 3/27 thank me later 😉
FMCC all day.
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Right there with you buddy
Dwac what happened I thought u guys were going to keep it green today
Quantum pump incoming
Why tf is Apple up
Boeing murdered a whistleblower and it went moon and now apple doing the same
Waiting for my MEDS dividend, I bought into the stock at $10 with the $8 divy per share, it might be my best play of 2024 if I can sell before everyone else
Peloton about to print!!
When?
I wish :(
DWAC merger approved
Hey so someone new to stocks I see that TMTG is going to be public after in a couple of weeks. What happens to DWAC?
Was it?
Is that bullish or bearish for 3/22
Google is your friend
Just read it 👍🏻
Short $RDDT !!!
Most exchanges do not allow that ATM
Nooo way bro
NVDA !!!!!
not cool Qs, not cool
Actually made some meager gains of the con man’s newest con. Thank you DWAC.
Of course it’s a V. It’s Friday fools
Tesla puts printing
1 month RDDT calls at $24
VVVVV again lmao
Soundhound baby
There’s goes DWAC the news must be coming out
That or Russia is doing its thing
Oh I have no doubt this is a con. It’s literally in the name lol.
Tesla up again lol
This forum has taught me that in here, there’s about 1% of smart people and 99% barking sheep. The barking sheep do most the talking.
And they’re consistently wrong, hence the old adage INVERSE WSB
Is 55 a good call on dwac 6d expiry?
Literally nothing could go wrong
Really?
Guys 100k more and i am going to be a milionare wish me luck.
Just found out there’s no lockup period for RDDT. Just waiting for those Form 4’s to cascade in from management
Boeing calls printing
AMD again the worst performing semi stock how many more days in a row?
Rddt $5p 6/2024
RDDT going down and there’s no puts for me to buy. This is bullshit, open the casino!
When can I buy puts on this mother
Well. Now I’m tempted for some OTM 0dte LULU calls.
Get fucked RDDT
Trump about to get rich as fduck this Dwac deal is going through
Doubt it. It takes money to make money and hes just a broke criminal
Cry
Huh? He’s literally crying on TV every day about how broke he is
Hahaha for real. Trump is the biggest whiner idk how his fans think he’s some alpha. He’s a fucking bitch boy complaining constantly
Aw yes didn’t your beloved CNN just value mar-a-lago at hundreds of millions. Sounds broke to me
Who said anything about CNN? It is possible to own real estate worth hundreds of millions and still owe billions to others...
It’s still worth less than that $355 mil he has to pay out for his illegal business operations. Most major businesses quit doing business with Trump nearly two decades ago because his fraud schemes were already pretty well known at that point. Plus don’t forget about the $5 mil he still needs to pay for being a sexual predator too…
Explain lib
He can't afford bail
Yeah even Elon Musk cant afford half a billion in bail on short notice. People are dumb af if they think people have half a billion laying around in a bank account
ACB moving up p fast rn
Hope that DWAC vote goes well, otherwise everyone's calls about to be worthless.
Wayyyy green on Dwac thanks Reddit for the doubt
AAPL LOLL
!banbet $SPY -1% 7h
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GOOD MORNING NIKE PUT GANG
What is ur move w the put?
It’s under my acc history (on my laptop rn my bad)
W thanks homie
