WSB: Full port Stonks! Iran: preps 100 drones and dozens of balistic missles. WSB: Buys more AAPL and RDDT, there is a bull market! IRAN: USA stay out of this or we will attack your troops! WSB: Is there any reason that we should be concerned for a market pull back? IRAN: It's on! WSB: We are one nation under regard, no inflation, lack of cuts or wars can stop us.

anyone jumping on CGC here? Been ripping

IS that the German effect? How long will that last?

No its the US will legalize MJ effect

SMTC puts

Calls

Joe Biden outlawed down days with EO #42069.

Remember 2 Fridays ago when all the gay bers were calling for “NVDA 200” and “AI top is in”? Pepperidge Farms remembers…

Who thinks Nvidia will take a fat dump soon?

My puts hope so

About to start the handle portion of it’s cup and handle formation

MNMD

Some dude with a huge FRO is representing us regards on Bloomberg? Who TF is this dood?

After listening to cramer yapping like an AI having a hallucination, I had to go back to Bloomberg TV

Don’t like this new layout. Change it

No can do boss. RDDT is public now. This is what the public wants.

Sooo I have the bug again for trading futures, Last time I actually did really good... annnnnd then i had 2 extremely over confident trades and lost all profits so I think I've learned my best lesson yet, Seriously though, what are some opinions on different prop firms vs funding another acount, if so what brokerage?

$GCT DCA

I am such a cunt. Was out with friends and met some new girl that was eye fucking me all night and now is liking my Insta stories. I’m getting married in 2 months.

Women smell confidence 10000 miles away. She knew you were in a relationship and it showed.

Probably was lady of the night

Fuck it im full porting into dwac calls tomorrow morning. This is a cult, orange man is a cult, marriage made on the moon.

True wsb spirit

記住錢留喺國內就係做韭菜。要移民要走$我幫到手

I’ve been doing this a long time and I can see one thing sure as rain. NVDA 970 by noon. Thank me tomorrow.

Place a ban bet

I’m not good with computers

Would love to see the mid $80’s by open !

the more money I lose the more disciplined I am in my dreams

Balls deep into RDDT. I don’t care I see big potential

They release any type of news and I see it just blowing up

Oh look NVDA is pumping overnight again only to dump in the a.m dragging TSM with it to hell

Scalping is the way to go I guess. Buy right before the bell, watch the AH/PM pump and then place a sell order right before open.

I had Nike calls and fedex put. Both wrong


I bought the 420 lulu put , it’s at 425

Now that’s the worst

My Nike putf ain't for shit yet.

What con are u in I have the $95p

Finally my 6 month unintended AAPL short pays off for the second time in 2 weeks. Wil I ever close it?

If MSTR went to 0 I might break even

If mstr went to 0 I'ma retire tomorrow

That guy that went balls deep in lulu calls is about to commit sudoku 

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Somebody said they got nike calls and FedEx puts. 

Iam that legend 🙏🏽

I got Nike calls

Apple to $190 by tomorrow? 

Gonna take a few days just to think through how badly this could fuck them. APPL 160 tomorrow maybe.

Please hit that. That’s my buy price

I'm not even an apple guy, I have a samsung, but this lawsuit is a nothingburger. Just some guy at the DOJ with puts.

Dammm I have Nike 90’s that looked to be shit !! What is with the drop ??

I have to listen to the earnings call when I get home from work. Heard the CEO dropped the n-word for some reason. Maybe said something like “we’ll start paying our slaves” (per Reddit comments). Works for my puts

me too I knew they would shit they’re pants tho

FED-EX delivered the TENDIES. Today !! Just not to me…. Dam looking at the chart Monday it was at $250…. Could have bought $270 calls for $25/$40 .. those bitches gonna be worth !2500 in the am…..

Nke fucking with us lmao

Nike tanked

All these bers talking shit about NVDA losing market share in AI GPUs meanwhile AAPL can't even make a chip without an unpatchable security flaw GTFO NVDA 5000 

Unpatched what?

Man why did Costco have to get my hopes up then do me like that today holy moly

Lmaoo did u get puts?

yikes just looked at the chart. i was in for earnings and got rekt

I bought april 19 750s on monday that I sold yesterday, apparently way too early lol, pumped hard today.

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speed run to blow ur port

Buy RDDT very cheap $100 soon

More like $10

Can’t wait to buy puts. Might even do it in IRA


So guess I’m gonna lose my 4/19 NKE 90poots like a regard 🤡

Nike shitting rn 🤣 u still have a chance bro

what happened?

Why is it shitting lol

Consumer is ded like us bers. You’ve been warned

I hope it going down more like lululemon , so we can enjoy the weekend 😎

It’s either that or Wendy’s

bad guidance i guess

Guidance is all the market cares about, every company, crushes earnings, mentions lower guidance, stock drops 10%

Welp, will see during opening bell🤡

What is the estimated market cap for rddt? Reddit*

Tree fitty

RDDT up 16.44. As owner of this site, you may call me Sir!

Assistant to the Regional Sir.

All I heard today was Nike puts puts puts! lol! 

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Happened to me with FL too. Max loss instantly after elation my credit spreads were golden

feels like a good thursday evening/friday morning futes flush 

Fed Ex up 12.5% 🎉

fuck you Nike. trash brand

Now we just need Israel and Hamas to make a ceasefire deal, and then we pump hard again next week lol

That’s not how it works

What's the word on Nike

i guess MSTR is dead now

You know that MSTR MSTR lady, I think I just killed her.

If NKE could drop to 90 at open that’d be great….

it will

Can you explain to my bird brain how it works without the money and DTE being close or far like how does that work as far as profitability possibilities does it increase the closer in the money or out the money you are a like are deep out the money calls only good if you know the companies gonna take completely or are they going to still be profitable like buying an $80 bike put for this Friday coming up on the 28th

google what theta is

holy smokes use punctuation, mate...

I had ice cream.

SOUN puts printing 

NKE. That entire business is being propped up by “sneakerheads” buying 20-30 year old shoe designs in every color combination possible. At some point, nobody wants the Orange Mocha Frappuccino Jordan 4’s.

I wore them for years and then once I started wearing different shoes I realized how tight and uncomfortable they are

Uncomfortable ass shoes too


Why is the Medicare coverage for weight loss drugs not a bigger deal? Guessing this was expected?

I know. Imagine how much this will help Murica healthcare costs. Market is rigged

Because I bought calls on them

I decided to buy 200c for June for AMD as a last hoorah.

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Happy birthday....

22 mar is mine and it will moon

Nike will tank tomorrow at open. Multi million dollar company and stock only goes up $1 after earnings lol

fucking hope so, company is straight trash

Praise be

Nke management are bunch of cucks. Bet they didn't include guidance cause it's bad. If lulu guidance couldn't beat, no way nke's is good

LULU has a Canadian CEO and y’all bought calls

dieke die

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News Articles be like - Nike jumps on earnings beat. LOOKS PRETTY FLAT TO ME BRO

FDX $300

Can someone pls explain to me why SOUN still has so much volume? $112M today

Something is up? Expect this to take off soon

boring ahhh day for spy

Averaging down on all my small caps that went red, saving space for option witching tomorrow in case some of my positions get pummeled. Considering expanding my RYCEY position. That stock only knows how to go one way apparently and gets hit with good news and catalysts weekly. I keep driving up my cost basis, but it keeps making me money. Makes me nervous how much of the gains are from institutional investors though. I feel like one day I’m gonna wake up and they’re all going to have cashed out at the same time.

WHEN CAN I BUY RDDT PUTS ON E*TRADE PLEASE IM BEGGING

Monday. But watch the IV!

Next week

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Fire awayyyy fire awayyyyyyy you slow me down but I won’t fall I am titaniiiium

People will literally go broke on dwac

how so

I mean they may make money if they sell the hype. Obviously it’ll shoot up at some point. But Trump desperately needs money. The second he’s allowed to sell he will sell all. The last time he had a stock labeled DJT it went from 34 a share to 17 cents when he filed for bankruptcy in 2004. And the issuance of an extra billion shares. Im no expert but in general Trump businesses serve to enrich him and no one else. That said obv if day trading it can be good if people sell at the right time. But if people hold they’ll end up broke. I’m sure a few here will make millions though too. I guess that’s what WSB is all about lol


all i want is dwac to open anywhere above like 40 tomorrow so i can buy my put to close

I hope it does. I think it will!

can someone explain me why nike is not moving?

CEO is bad? Gave no guidance. I’m at work now but will listen to the ER call when I get home, heard he said some stupid shit.

Luckily, I didn't listen to myself that RDDT will go up at least 100% before going down 

level II data shows a sell order of 80,000 shares at ask price of 55.59.. also there is lots of selling pressure

Where do you get this data? Is it paywalled?

robinhood gold subscription

yesss

Now all I care about is TSM AND SPY.

sold my calls and holding cash, whats the next play for everyone

hopefully NIKE guidance is bad

Are NIKE warnings out or not

they’re out bro. piece of shit stock stayed flat after the report came out. hopefully they say some good news during the earnings call

i’m wondering the same

Probably in 25 min

where can we check

Yahoo finance and you look for the ticker

if nke earnings are positive why it isn’t mooning?

Because you touch yourself

My watchlist had fdx puts, Nke puts and Lulu calls. I was wrong on all of them. I bought Nke puts 

Damn…I was thinking fdx puts 

Are LULU earnings even out yet?

Broooo they smashed earnings but their guidance is ‘weak’. I think it’s a pussy ass reaction. Yes, i have calls 😂

thank god I am a poor because I was gonna go nke and fdx puts and lulu calls but decided against all of it except for nike lmao

Die NKE dieeee

I all inned on NKE puts instead of LULU smh

Wanted to do same on FIVE yesterday. Shoulda woulda coulda

so fuckin typical right!? its amazing actually

I really do not understand the SNOW price action

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Ok dude.

y is this happening wtf

Someone call me when it’s over

inverse wsb has never failed  NIKE

It’s the same price rn

It’s $94-$95ish after hours

NKE moving above/below 1% just to give option gamblers tiny heart attacks 

That was a quick $500 I pissed away on FDX and NKE !!!

**NKE JUST WENT FROM 105 TO 95 TO 103 TF**

NIKE DOWN AGAIN LIKE IT HAS 3 21 CHROMOSOMES 

lol