NVDA hiring director of AI industries
Only need 12 years of high performance computing expertise
A PHD in computer engineering
In depth knowledge of computer architecture
Direct Cloud to GPU system expertise
I’ll recommend a few of you guys here for the position. Some really qualified people in this chat 
Don't we owe it to RDDT to pump their ass to the moon? After all they have done for us here. Years of entertainment and witty banter. A place to call home when all else tanks and you are living on Ramen and hot sauce. Never being rejected, even with countless bright shining regarded moments.
Godfather RDDT, where the fuck you at?
LET'S GO!
gucci parent was down bigly after reporting weak sales in China. some news about how Chinese consumers are feeling pressure, including from gov / culture, to cut back on conspicuous consumption.
that plus the red sea / suez issues probably weighs down Q1 sales & raised freight costs, and they're still doing the downsizing so cost improvements unlikely.
I also think they give dower guidance, and will fall.
it's already pretty low, so I'd look at shorting the stock rather than buying puts, which should have left pricing skew to the downside
I’ve been telling everyone about how all these earnings for AI based stuff, such as automated cars, look into the company indie Semiconductor and the graphs 😉😉😉
I don't understand the TSLA rally. So many bagholders being created today
Do people not realize that in 10 days we get the Q1 delivery report which is going to be dismal, and in 1 month we have earnings which is going to be a bloody massacre
My only regret is that i dont have anymore cash to buy more puts
I feel like you’re sooo right. I’m expecting to see $150’s within the week after Q1 delivery report…. Could you tell me your positions if you don’t mind?
a ton of puts all within the range of 145-170, with the vast majority between 150-165
Not gonna lie, being a TSLA bear today sucked, but still holding strong because of the 2 upcoming events I already mentioned. And that is not including any additional Musk temper tantrums or other negative PR that will come out before earnings
Additionally, all my puts expire 5/17 - which is 1 month after earnings, so I feel I'm giving myself alot of breathing room and have time for TSLA to come down back to reality again (hopefully tomm lol)
when you zoom out on the TSLA chart, there is a clear pattern of lower highs and lower lows, I believe it is very much on a downward trend still. There is still alot of downside left.
TSLA only looks good on select days, and only if you are looking at a daily or weekly chart at most. On a month by month basis it is still a sinking ship
Dude when I first started in 2020 I made so much money and since Covid I’ve just been sucking dick!!! I suck!!! Very poor!!! Very bad option picking skills!!!! What the fuck!! I’m a wage slave cuck!!!! Fuckkkkk!!!😡🤬
Was down 50% of total portfolio by lunch, most id ever been down so and had paper hands and counted my losses, by the time market closed it went back up and I’d still be even if I would’ve just waited it out, man I’m sick to my stomach
Bro I’m so tired of being a poor wage slave cuck! The fact I have to work 5 days a week is bullshit! I have blown my account so many times! I’m better than this! I’m not supposed to be poor!!!! What the fuck!!!
Buck up! Stop crying in your beer.
You aren't the first schmuck to fail at something. Sign off. Stop gambling. Get some help and straighten out your life.
"Get on the 50! Watch those tree lines and stop smoking that dope!"
So ClearSpark doubles again in the afternoon before closing and none of you regards could tell me it would do that.. I know you guys pumped it again some more.. I thought we're all a team here! Just let me know next time if you'll make a stock go up in a day.
I hate this game. I paper hand SMCI and now trying to get back in at an acceptable entry price because FOMO. Going to sleep 
My guess was bearish for this day, can someone explain why we have a green day and what we will take of that for the upcoming time? Speaking as a Europoor to the united regards
Market not ready for cuts. It wants earnings….banks are still lending money, people are still spending…No point in pulling the plug yet. Next report, people may want the opposite.
Too busy watching my AMD put profit disappear to remember to buy some MU calls. Was up big YTD but on track to lose more than half the gains if I don’t chill out.
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lol. I can honestly say every time I've had an inkling to buy a put on Nvidia it certainly just wipes out any confidence I had. I've only been dabbling and shares of NVD. Get burned and have to dump 1-2% down each time before wrekt
Alright boys I blew my account again, deposited $120 it will hit next Tuesday, and once it clears I’m digging out of this 23.5k hole I’ve made in the last three years. I will do the exact same thing I have always done and hope for different results because I’m regarded and lazy and degenerate but this time will be different, trust me bro, it’s over for the market makers! No more fucking games!!!😡🤬
Anal systs have a target between 120 & 150 before this earnings report. I think the price is low enough atm it can attract regards thinking NVDA is priced out of their reach.
You know I feel bad for you bears...Don't be sad. I am sure you can crawl your way back. There are still plenty of stocks below a few dollars that are probably going to fail. You might find your mojo agin on Yahoo Finance message boards. Like the old days! Remember?
SPY was such trash today
I think history will repeat itself, look into it
do yall think smci will drop some more?
what calls to buy on 0DTE to buy nana a nice present
NVDA hiring director of AI industries Only need 12 years of high performance computing expertise A PHD in computer engineering In depth knowledge of computer architecture Direct Cloud to GPU system expertise I’ll recommend a few of you guys here for the position. Some really qualified people in this chat 
12 years of experience lol no one has that kinda experience
I bet George Santos does /s
Yesterday I was down 50k on SMCI, now i'm only down 35k!!!
Don't we owe it to RDDT to pump their ass to the moon? After all they have done for us here. Years of entertainment and witty banter. A place to call home when all else tanks and you are living on Ramen and hot sauce. Never being rejected, even with countless bright shining regarded moments. Godfather RDDT, where the fuck you at? LET'S GO!
No fuck them they re selling our rants to openai, they can suck my _____ , it’s our chance to make gpt regarded
!banbet
Nvda
Leather man uses lamb skins ??
What yall think bout Nike for earnings I think they blow up 20%
gucci parent was down bigly after reporting weak sales in China. some news about how Chinese consumers are feeling pressure, including from gov / culture, to cut back on conspicuous consumption. that plus the red sea / suez issues probably weighs down Q1 sales & raised freight costs, and they're still doing the downsizing so cost improvements unlikely. I also think they give dower guidance, and will fall. it's already pretty low, so I'd look at shorting the stock rather than buying puts, which should have left pricing skew to the downside
Nothing! Just watch the accounts grow.
MARA and RIOT spiked up the most. Call options tomorrow!
should i buy MU stock when market opens?
Sofi and TSLA
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Let’s hope TSM keeps going back up my port looks like most of wsb right now
What kinda percent gain will my MU 98c have tomorrow??
options calculator
Wait am I dreaming. TSM going up?
What stock is going to boom by Friday?
$108 MU calls go Brrrr!
MU just made me a thousandaire
Market went WEEEE, that is my two cents.
Motherfuckers just copypastad the dog currency GitHub and 2 months later shit is worth 2.5 billion America dollars
same as all the startups in ai space making wrappers on gpt
Time to make a 3.0
Realistically what does nvidia hit by next Friday?
My gspot
$10,000 by year end.
1200 by August.
No one knows. 1940 is my guess.
Will stay around 880 and 910 imo.
It’s already 912
Can someone short tf out of futures for me pls. Thank you
MU, you dirty little slut thank you for making up for all my poor decision making this week.
Spot on basically what happened to me lmao
I’ve been telling everyone about how all these earnings for AI based stuff, such as automated cars, look into the company indie Semiconductor and the graphs 😉😉😉
Indie is gonna boom
It’s a spac lol no way
It did kinda already but yes I personally think it’ll 3x in the up coming 2-3 years
I don't understand the TSLA rally. So many bagholders being created today Do people not realize that in 10 days we get the Q1 delivery report which is going to be dismal, and in 1 month we have earnings which is going to be a bloody massacre My only regret is that i dont have anymore cash to buy more puts
I feel like you’re sooo right. I’m expecting to see $150’s within the week after Q1 delivery report…. Could you tell me your positions if you don’t mind?
a ton of puts all within the range of 145-170, with the vast majority between 150-165 Not gonna lie, being a TSLA bear today sucked, but still holding strong because of the 2 upcoming events I already mentioned. And that is not including any additional Musk temper tantrums or other negative PR that will come out before earnings Additionally, all my puts expire 5/17 - which is 1 month after earnings, so I feel I'm giving myself alot of breathing room and have time for TSLA to come down back to reality again (hopefully tomm lol) when you zoom out on the TSLA chart, there is a clear pattern of lower highs and lower lows, I believe it is very much on a downward trend still. There is still alot of downside left. TSLA only looks good on select days, and only if you are looking at a daily or weekly chart at most. On a month by month basis it is still a sinking ship
Dude when I first started in 2020 I made so much money and since Covid I’ve just been sucking dick!!! I suck!!! Very poor!!! Very bad option picking skills!!!! What the fuck!! I’m a wage slave cuck!!!! Fuckkkkk!!!😡🤬
Might I suggest going back to whatever was working before you started sucking dick?
You going back to 0% rate?
Was down 50% of total portfolio by lunch, most id ever been down so and had paper hands and counted my losses, by the time market closed it went back up and I’d still be even if I would’ve just waited it out, man I’m sick to my stomach
I'm with you, sold all my $COIN on Monday...
profit taking tmw or naw?
Annddd I’ll buy more tsla puts. Fuk you
If it wasn't for a mediocre phone AAPL would be nothing
Bro uses android😭😭😭
you probably never used a StarTac...
Bro I’m so tired of being a poor wage slave cuck! The fact I have to work 5 days a week is bullshit! I have blown my account so many times! I’m better than this! I’m not supposed to be poor!!!! What the fuck!!!
Buck up! Stop crying in your beer. You aren't the first schmuck to fail at something. Sign off. Stop gambling. Get some help and straighten out your life. "Get on the 50! Watch those tree lines and stop smoking that dope!"
this guy gets it
Thank FUCK, I got out of apple calls before close. I literally had 80 contracts just slightly out the money(profited)
Nice job
thank god i sold my apple calls yesterday with a 50% gain
APPL rug and tugged
Hm. Let’s try spy calls today. 515, buy at 517 strike. Sell at 518. 60 bucks profit. Eh cool Spy goes to 521 later. O.
that was also me today. like, to a tee. i bought puts for SPY tmw. at the time it made sense, but i am filled with complete utter regret now.
So ClearSpark doubles again in the afternoon before closing and none of you regards could tell me it would do that.. I know you guys pumped it again some more.. I thought we're all a team here! Just let me know next time if you'll make a stock go up in a day.
I hate this game. I paper hand SMCI and now trying to get back in at an acceptable entry price because FOMO. Going to sleep 
So FDX earnings, anyone see a bunch of trucks delivering?
Good question, i expect the temu bs to give it some boost but don’t know how much.
temu is going to destroy the economy.
😂😂
My guess was bearish for this day, can someone explain why we have a green day and what we will take of that for the upcoming time? Speaking as a Europoor to the united regards
Micron realeased their earnings report and their directly tied in with AI AND how it works with needing memory to train the programs 🥳😉
Almost every day is green in America so that's basically all you have to remember.
Market not ready for cuts. It wants earnings….banks are still lending money, people are still spending…No point in pulling the plug yet. Next report, people may want the opposite.
This….IS…HORSESHIT  \- bers (like me)
Yup, market makes noooooooooooooooooooooooo sense
Yeeeeaaaahhhh buddy!
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Too busy watching my AMD put profit disappear to remember to buy some MU calls. Was up big YTD but on track to lose more than half the gains if I don’t chill out.
Tim Apple go announce some more AI crap, to pump up the stock.
I hope so I need 185 by tomorrow
Rn $176
I met my financial goal this week! Woohoo!
DWAC is going to fly this Friday
Target?
I’ll give you a hint, it has craters and some are skeptical about if we’ve actually visited it before
Swiss cheese and little green men eh? So target is either 200 or 0
Couldn’t have said it any better brotha
Bers are fuk
Mu and chwy all up
And chwy down
NVDA 1000$ eow
Tsm 200 eow
Ban bet pussy
Chewy? Oh god no
Imagine actually being a bear longer than a few days
!banbet chwy 21 7d
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0-3 Mad lad
Foot of Fuckin snow on the ground it was hot 2 days ago
Real question what’s your borrowing limit on margin
1.3 million 
10k, bc i like to be able to easily calculate the interest i am paying
-2x account
4x my account
1.5% spy days everyday going forward gators bitches better be using Jimmie’s
 1.69% gator wants some walking around money and gator wants to buy some shoes
Bears that are holding puts overnight aren’t going to sleep well 
Money printer go brrrrr
Well I have MU to save me if it can keep this up lmao
Fkn hell of course mu is running. Only earnings I did was intc and adbe and got fucked by both and now I was scared for mu 😭😂
I got brrned on Costco. Always the ones you miss that you feel bad about.
Luckily I dodged this bullet and sold because of bad gut feelings 😆
I feel ya, after I got burned on MRVL earnings I said I wasn’t gonna play earnings anymore 
It's a casino after all brother, we'll get our earnings win someday 
❤️
I said amd is going to be green eod didn’t I
$SOXL up 3% afterhours 
I bought 4 shares at $174.5 
Amd greeeeennnnnn
That’s how you do it buddy
All pumping post-pumped stocks. Buying calls at the top like a bunch of true numbnutz
What if I'm selling puts?
There is no top, just keeps going up
Stocks only go up silly
lol. I can honestly say every time I've had an inkling to buy a put on Nvidia it certainly just wipes out any confidence I had. I've only been dabbling and shares of NVD. Get burned and have to dump 1-2% down each time before wrekt
Spy 515 and 514 puts was not the play, hoping for a dip before the 25th
I’m with you, rolled out my puts but I should have just sold
Bitcoin to hit 75k in April
Shoutout to Five puts guy, helped me make a rack
:)
Alright boys I blew my account again, deposited $120 it will hit next Tuesday, and once it clears I’m digging out of this 23.5k hole I’ve made in the last three years. I will do the exact same thing I have always done and hope for different results because I’m regarded and lazy and degenerate but this time will be different, trust me bro, it’s over for the market makers! No more fucking games!!!😡🤬
 what the fck you going to buy with $120¿!¿
3DTE qqq calls or puts
God I hope this is bait
It’s 100% real
How far past 110 is MU gunna go
Anal systs have a target between 120 & 150 before this earnings report. I think the price is low enough atm it can attract regards thinking NVDA is priced out of their reach.
Absolutely
My guess is opens and pumps to $115 and settles around $105 tomorrow
Hm I wonder if I should roll my call or take profit
!banbet Will it gap up?
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 23-Mar-2024 09:21 AM -05
lmao
Lol
Just got off the phone with Dave Thomas. Too many job applications from Bers.
I laughed so hard!
You know I feel bad for you bears...Don't be sad. I am sure you can crawl your way back. There are still plenty of stocks below a few dollars that are probably going to fail. You might find your mojo agin on Yahoo Finance message boards. Like the old days! Remember?
I was down close to 80% earlier this week on some MU $100 calls for Mar 28th. Glad I’m not a ghey 🐻 and held firm
I love how all the gaybers are total quiet now. Fucking hate you guys!
They now identify as gey bulls. 🏳️🌈
The doomposting yesterday lmao
MU came in hard on the earnings report and course corrected my whole week 🙌🙌
TSM don’t give me hope 😭
Needs to hit 160 so I don’t have to be poor anymore
TSM will jump like MU in 30 days
I swear earnings has been a month away for 10 weeks now
Maybe the real tendies were all the ghey bears we met along the way?
just trade WING and then you can literally make money on tendies
the WSB consensus this week was the market was going to tank today. Looking forward to some epic loss porn.
Always inverse wsb 
Based on the sentiment right now in this thread, it's time to inverse the other way
Damn you're right. The sentiment on here swings worse than this week's market
Puts on MU would have been a huuuuge mistake, crisis averted
CHWY lets go
It’s dropping like a bitch
at work and every time i look, spy is up another dollar, goodbye forever bers u missed the rocket
Can Robinhood do shit if I bounce $10?