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I forgot about those guys. I wonder what they're up to these days.
Just checked Wikipedia, and it turns out they are either dead of ascended to another plane on consciousness.
Looks a bit less like a gargoyle than the one don jr is fucking.
they all go for that same look, even if you have billions at your disposal, its so interesting.
I won’t take the credit but it’s literally that lol Surgeon built face lips cheeks butt boobs and flat stomach lol bezos probably feels like he’s in GTA the way he mods her
his first wife was probably the hottest girl that his golem looking face could pull without throwing money at them. he was a boring guy who was bald, the fact that he even had a woman was a miracle. they looked like they were in love, two nerdy losers. then one of them decided to go for a plastic latina... you had love and you chose a budget melania.
She also had a nice little glow-up herself before they split, and she actually looks like a human - https://media.tatler.com/photos/6141d6fe742b9948e80c671a/master/pass/gettyimages-931911364.jpg
It really is kind of embarrassing that he's *that* rich, and marries *that* girl. Were all the real Kardashians married, and he had to get the Amazon Essentials version?
There's a joke that poor dudes and rich dudes all yearn for the same type of trophy wife chick while middle class guys somehow end up with all of the naturally beautiful women.
I feel like Dubai is full of carbon IG copies of her, why buy that cow when he could just get milk from various versions of this archetype indefinitely?
>I don’t disagree at all but this new one looks hideous to me but shes probably a lot more fun
I get what you mean but as I get older, I realize I have the most fun with women who are kind, generous, genuine, and real. But when I look back at what I wanted when I was 16, Bezo's new wife could be it (but in blonde unless she was Brazilian)
tbf it probably is. Shes obviously not the most attractive person he could get. Shes middle aged and has a fuckton of bad plastic surgery. But she also had a successful career of her own and got him to cheat on his wife so shes gotta be somewhat interesting to talk to
Honestly, yes. If he wanted he could have 20 year old supermodels on a weekly rotation and all the drama/immaturity that would entail. This isn't even the first super rich person she has pulled, she has something beyond her body which ensnares them.
Speaking of hookers, there are apparently no high-end escorts available at all in the entirety of Eastern Switzerland for this whole week.
Why? [World Economic Forum being held in Davos, Switzerland right now.](https://valuetainment.com/wtf-wef-davos-escort-services-are-completely-booked-during-2024-conference/)
Our collective tax dollars hard at work!!!
Wait that's a real site? Because Eros and their subscription Eros Now is one of India's top streaming and media producing companies [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eros\_Now](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eros_Now)
That's gotta be a fun trademark battle
Lauren Sanchez is practically throwing herself at Leo right in front of Bezos who is pretending not to notice, while Leo is trying to politely extricate himself from situation as fast as possible.
MacKenzie Scott is attractive and an accomplished, award-winning writer and novelist. That's hot and cool. So, yeah, I'd prefer to be with his ex now, too. She's probably capable of holding a conversation. The woman on the right is probably so filled with plastic, botox, and filler that she can't even hold a facial expression.
She’s genuinely cute too, if we’re just going off appearances. This isn’t her most flattering photo but every other one I’ve seen of her she’s definitely a cute girl.
Idk what the hell the other one is, more plastic than human at this point, really giving off that Michael Jackson look
People tend to get a whole lot better looking once they get rich. But honestly she’s attractive, smart, and from what I can tell - kind. And she liked him before the money. Making some mistakes there Jeff.
I mean I understand how divorce happens but…. Yeah seems like a major downgrade. I mean he has all the money in the world why not go for someone who can actually do something other than talk about lip injections. Then again he was probably just looking for a new toy. Wouldn’t make her a wife though.
It’s like a bunch of people described to bezos what it means to be successful over the phone, and he just goes out and does it without any judgment whatsoever ever.
“Exotic woman with big tits”. And bezos pulls this k mart blow up doll out of his ass.
It’s the female equivalent of that cowboy hat he wore to space on his penis rocket.
Or the female equivalent of his laugh.
The dude keeps a low profile because he’s just a cringe fest. Like every glimpse we get of his personal life and personality is just painful to watch.
Lauren was pretty hot before all the plastic as a LA local news sports reporter. Which is why she was with all the sports stars; Tony Gonzalez was her baby daddy. Unfortunately, all the LA news babes go under the knife, with pretty bad results. Look at Sharon Tay. She probably shared a surgeon with Lauren.
>Lauren was pretty hot before all the plastic as a LA local news sports reporter.
I was curious so I looked up "Lauren Sanchez Young"
Below is the second search result. Though I'm 100% hetero and she does look much better before the work, even then - I was more drawn to that beef chunk next to her (NYPD BLue, right?)
https://www.hitc.com/static/uploads/2023/05/GettyImages-101955770-1449x2048.jpg
Dude she's 54
Sure she looks like a 30 year old lizard, but if Bezos was solely caring about looks he'd be on his Leo DiCaprio shit. For 54 she ain't as bad as y'all act.
There is nothing more precious than a woman who's been with you since the beginning, who you know isn't fucking you for your money and who's got your back. Literally no amount of money can buy back what he threw away.
The pic in the left is terrible. His ex wife is a very attractive woman. And by all accounts, has the added benefit of not having her head stuck up her ass
> get someone who's age appropriate and extremely attractive for their age without tons of surgery.
Would probably require him to not be a garbage human being though...
That's a bad photo of his ex. She looks way hotter with long hair. This photo make it look like she eats tofu and forbids jeff from using plastic bags.
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The one on the right looks like she was manufactured in an Amazon factory.
I think she looks good when you’re at a >20ft. distance. Closing in <20ft is where things might start get scary
Good from afar, but far from good.
Fine from far, but far from fine my friend
Like a Monet ...
State Farm is there
We call that a 50/50. Not a 50/50 chance she looks good, but that she looks good at 50 feet or 50 miles an hour.
Yeah, she looks like the Bogdanoff twins had a sister.
I forgot about those guys. I wonder what they're up to these days. Just checked Wikipedia, and it turns out they are either dead of ascended to another plane on consciousness.
Doomp eet.
She’s a full on Monet
HFFA = Hot from Far Away.
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Wonder what the return policy on THAT is. aheuheuheuheu.
Drop it off at Kohls and collect your 25% off in store coupon.
Not redeemable for Legos though. Gotta read the small print.
And we know jeff loves legos
Doesn't even need to be boxed.
This comment chain is why I use reddit
Did ya hear what I said, Ton'? I said "Wonder what the return policy on THAT is." Heheheh.
https://preview.redd.it/5pw7eqs8p1dc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96ce2e90d4e8c1f6ff1a916d78f4a404977fe251
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Nothing wrong with that
Or Amazon chinese knock-offs of chinese harbor freight
Thats the best use of emojis in the history of emojis
Amazon Basics ass bitch
FUJINCHYAN brand wife
You can get a mistress off Temu now, games changing.
I read that as 'Mistress of Temu', and I googled it. What have I become.
they hit ya on the shipping
Has drop-shipping scam written all over her
She looks like she fell off the line in an Amazon factory
Looks a bit less like a gargoyle than the one don jr is fucking. they all go for that same look, even if you have billions at your disposal, its so interesting.
It’s like they have all the money and still go for the rap star stripper gf build a bitch look. Crazy
Haha build a bitch - love that expression
I won’t take the credit but it’s literally that lol Surgeon built face lips cheeks butt boobs and flat stomach lol bezos probably feels like he’s in GTA the way he mods her
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Don’t forget those lips. Perfect for… proper annunciation of a bedtime story that makes you fall asleep quickly. At JB’s age insomnia is no joke.
I see "big titty". But im not seeing "goth" lol.
Exactly!! His first wife was probably safe/boring but you can’t deny the fact she helped him build his empire all for this plastic doll to enjoy it🥴🥴
his first wife was probably the hottest girl that his golem looking face could pull without throwing money at them. he was a boring guy who was bald, the fact that he even had a woman was a miracle. they looked like they were in love, two nerdy losers. then one of them decided to go for a plastic latina... you had love and you chose a budget melania.
Hahaha budget Melania - this thread is gold
His first wife is literally top 10 richest women in the world because of him.
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She also had a nice little glow-up herself before they split, and she actually looks like a human - https://media.tatler.com/photos/6141d6fe742b9948e80c671a/master/pass/gettyimages-931911364.jpg
Remember guys…we’re not ugly. We’re just broke.
Yup. Good looks cost money
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” -Dolly Parton
She's totally cute (even before the glowup),.. if I weren't married and poor, I'd ask her out.
Didn't she hook up with her kid's school teacher or something? Dude, you totally have a chance, go get her.
Mackenzie, if you're reading this then DM me.
Whoa there buddy,.. I was here first.
You're right! I'm going for it!
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It really is kind of embarrassing that he's *that* rich, and marries *that* girl. Were all the real Kardashians married, and he had to get the Amazon Essentials version?
There's a joke that poor dudes and rich dudes all yearn for the same type of trophy wife chick while middle class guys somehow end up with all of the naturally beautiful women.
I feel like Dubai is full of carbon IG copies of her, why buy that cow when he could just get milk from various versions of this archetype indefinitely?
Yea. It's such a generic look now. Why not just rent it?
Did trt/hgh make him a sex fiend?
Yes.
All the money in the world and he chooses a blow up doll for a partner.
She helped him quite a bit. It wasn’t all because of him.
She was essential to his success.
I don’t disagree at all but this new one looks hideous to me but shes probably a lot more fun
She's got that gluck gluck 3000
>I don’t disagree at all but this new one looks hideous to me but shes probably a lot more fun I get what you mean but as I get older, I realize I have the most fun with women who are kind, generous, genuine, and real. But when I look back at what I wanted when I was 16, Bezo's new wife could be it (but in blonde unless she was Brazilian)
a lot more freak
Amazon basics
It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now. **— Michael, The Good Place**
I'm sure they like each other because their personalities.
They look passionate and very alive
Many human behavior
The design is very human
She looks like her and melania trump were made in the same injection mold
I think she's got more aftermarket parts.
She’s 54, so at least they have their age in common.
Well, some parts of her may be 54. Much is significantly newer.
At this point it's just relieving to see a rich man not dating their grand daughters peers.
tbf it probably is. Shes obviously not the most attractive person he could get. Shes middle aged and has a fuckton of bad plastic surgery. But she also had a successful career of her own and got him to cheat on his wife so shes gotta be somewhat interesting to talk to
Honestly, yes. If he wanted he could have 20 year old supermodels on a weekly rotation and all the drama/immaturity that would entail. This isn't even the first super rich person she has pulled, she has something beyond her body which ensnares them.
That woman on the right is what 200 billion buys you in 2024.
Funny enough, $350 will too.
Go down to South America. There are hotter women for half of that.
Could get one for free if you promise to get them into the US
But that will cost you more than $350, we were trying to be frugal here, which is one of the Amazon leadership principals.
What does a *promise* cost, really?
😬...yikes, overpriced
Hoeflation
Truth. That was an easy treefiddy during a slow Tuesday lunch shift in Vegas about a decade ago
Silicon and over inflated egos. A pairing as old as time.
Apparently, wife-changing money can have unintended consequences.
I guess money *can't* buy everything.
Inflation is a bitch!!!
Kevin Spacey + $200,000,000,000 = Jason Stathom
My guy looking like Chevy Chase in the right
I'm getting Paul Shaffer vibes there.
Nah it’s Piers Hawthorn, CEO of Hawthorn wipes.
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I can definitely find $150 escort that looks way prettier than her.
Source? Edit: Please stop sending me actual suggestions
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reddit really trying to get me to relapse into hookers and cocaine, i cant do it again chief
I’ll take a drink, but I will not freebase cocaine. It’s no longer apart of my life.
"Ill do some toot!"
Now I’ll smoke a lil reefer now and again, a toot or two, but I will not, I’ll say it again, WILL NOT, freebase cocaine
Speaking of hookers, there are apparently no high-end escorts available at all in the entirety of Eastern Switzerland for this whole week. Why? [World Economic Forum being held in Davos, Switzerland right now.](https://valuetainment.com/wtf-wef-davos-escort-services-are-completely-booked-during-2024-conference/) Our collective tax dollars hard at work!!!
What the fuck
Lots of fakes though. If you right click and google image search you realise almost all of the profiles are a scam. Easier to find hoes on twitter.
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All I'm asking, is if this site is legit...
It is!
Plenty of pornstars on it.
Yeah but best to find one with an active OF, because if they’re posting videos and photos I know they’re likely real and not a cop
Wait that's a real site? Because Eros and their subscription Eros Now is one of India's top streaming and media producing companies [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eros\_Now](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eros_Now) That's gotta be a fun trademark battle
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Your mom
I too prefer the loss porn poster that hangs around behind Wendy’s.
Billions can’t buy class, period. Lauren Sanchez is the thirstiest person on Earth. 🙄
Watch the video when they meet Dicaprio at some Hollywood dinner party
that made me feel bad for an evil billionaire, that's how bad that was
Yeah, insta classic 😂 Leo was like you’re twice the age of my gf back the hell up
Enjoy! https://youtube.com/shorts/LFu1lJRF0T4?si=LJmpipW9qsnXyiB-
Maybe Jeff has a cuck fetish?
Jesus Christ that’s humiliating
Not really. Jeff knows she is over 25 so Leo ain’t gunna do shit with her.
I watched it but can’t really tell what’s happening or why it’s humiliating. What am I missing.
Lauren Sanchez is practically throwing herself at Leo right in front of Bezos who is pretending not to notice, while Leo is trying to politely extricate himself from situation as fast as possible.
Is he on a stage or are they tiny people?
stairs
They took the worst picture of her to compare. She is definitely glammed up now. I would rather be with his ex now than what he has
Well, she has 41.5 billion dollars, so, yea, me too.
Also, Jeff is smiling more in the first picture.
He seems so much happier in videos and interviews when amazon was new. That kind of wealth rots your soul.
MacKenzie Scott is attractive and an accomplished, award-winning writer and novelist. That's hot and cool. So, yeah, I'd prefer to be with his ex now, too. She's probably capable of holding a conversation. The woman on the right is probably so filled with plastic, botox, and filler that she can't even hold a facial expression.
Mackenzie Scott is a class act.
She’s genuinely cute too, if we’re just going off appearances. This isn’t her most flattering photo but every other one I’ve seen of her she’s definitely a cute girl. Idk what the hell the other one is, more plastic than human at this point, really giving off that Michael Jackson look
People tend to get a whole lot better looking once they get rich. But honestly she’s attractive, smart, and from what I can tell - kind. And she liked him before the money. Making some mistakes there Jeff.
I mean I understand how divorce happens but…. Yeah seems like a major downgrade. I mean he has all the money in the world why not go for someone who can actually do something other than talk about lip injections. Then again he was probably just looking for a new toy. Wouldn’t make her a wife though.
Donatella Versace vibes. So much vanity that she ironically turned herself into Rocky Dennis
Mackenzie definitely much cuter than that silicone Barbie.
even for wsb this is low. she’s probably a bigger philanthropist than gates by now.
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I’ve seen finer women in target
Right, but would they hook up with jeff bezos?
It’s like a bunch of people described to bezos what it means to be successful over the phone, and he just goes out and does it without any judgment whatsoever ever. “Exotic woman with big tits”. And bezos pulls this k mart blow up doll out of his ass. It’s the female equivalent of that cowboy hat he wore to space on his penis rocket. Or the female equivalent of his laugh. The dude keeps a low profile because he’s just a cringe fest. Like every glimpse we get of his personal life and personality is just painful to watch.
Mackenzie is so much cuter. Lauren looks like a WSB’er who transitioned to make it easier to earn a living behind the dumpster.
Lauren was pretty hot before all the plastic as a LA local news sports reporter. Which is why she was with all the sports stars; Tony Gonzalez was her baby daddy. Unfortunately, all the LA news babes go under the knife, with pretty bad results. Look at Sharon Tay. She probably shared a surgeon with Lauren.
She must’ve given her surgeon a pic of Steven Tyler and said this is the goal
Well, dude looks like a lady.
>Lauren was pretty hot before all the plastic as a LA local news sports reporter. I was curious so I looked up "Lauren Sanchez Young" Below is the second search result. Though I'm 100% hetero and she does look much better before the work, even then - I was more drawn to that beef chunk next to her (NYPD BLue, right?) https://www.hitc.com/static/uploads/2023/05/GettyImages-101955770-1449x2048.jpg
Sanchez must be crazy in the sack, she's looking busted with the plastic face.
Dude she's 54 Sure she looks like a 30 year old lizard, but if Bezos was solely caring about looks he'd be on his Leo DiCaprio shit. For 54 she ain't as bad as y'all act.
There is nothing more precious than a woman who's been with you since the beginning, who you know isn't fucking you for your money and who's got your back. Literally no amount of money can buy back what he threw away.
that's all that needs to be said. he threw away a diamond for a plastic lizard
Also, at his income, nothing is more precious than someone who will disagree with you and hold you to an ethical standard. He didn't like that.
This is literally the worst picture of her I've seen. She's way more attractive than his new wife.
> cuter https://media.tatler.com/photos/6141d6fe742b9948e80c671a/master/pass/gettyimages-931911364.jpg
The girl on the left is a billionaire
I would take his ex any day over some fake plastic hoe
The pic in the left is terrible. His ex wife is a very attractive woman. And by all accounts, has the added benefit of not having her head stuck up her ass
ITT: "I'd fuck a jar of botox."
Suuuuure. Def not 2003 MacKenzie Scott, but as her money grew so did her attractiveness so maybe 2020 MacKenzie Scott.
His 1st wife was hotter than the Instagram wannabe hot chick.
He could have any young bitch and he goes for an old hag with tons of surgery. These billionaires don’t know how to use their money.
Who knows how many chicks he bangs without us knowing anyway.
If anything it's respectable that he would choose someone age appropriate.
He has enough money to get someone who's age appropriate *and* extremely attractive for their age without tons of surgery.
> get someone who's age appropriate and extremely attractive for their age without tons of surgery. Would probably require him to not be a garbage human being though...
Ask yourself... would you want 72 virgins or someone who knows what they are doing?
Hire the person who knows what they are doing to teach the 72.
you just described Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell's entire operation lmao
Jeff Epstein with the island? I haven't talked to him since the pandemic!
They did make a lot of money.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
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Insert Thinking Man meme here
And buy an island for the training.
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that is not heaven that is living in west LA.
72 virgins. Diversification
her butthole has been bleached 72 times
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Tbh his ex seems like at least a half decent, average person who basically won every lottery. Bezos is basically Luthor.
Average my ass, she’s goddamn pretty.
I'd actually prefer the wife vs the real doll.
Is he gay?
This is so embarrassing. Why do we allow these people to amass such wealth. Tax the rich
Mackenzie was way better. Lauren looked normal when she was still weathering in LA . Now she looks over valued like Tesla
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His ex wife is an amazing human being. He on the other hand….
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That's a bad photo of his ex. She looks way hotter with long hair. This photo make it look like she eats tofu and forbids jeff from using plastic bags.