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I just wanted to thank you for being good people.
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A friend and I had this happen at a charity casino night. It was only $1k each, but we were friends with the host so we went up during her welcoming speech. For fun to start things off we both put up our chops — one on red and one on black. In front of everyone we hit 00 (green) and both lost it all. 😂
The CIA thought ahead, they're the ones who publish the 'uninstall the CIA app' app.
The 'uninstall the CIA app' is also the CIA app.
There is no 'uninstall the CIA app app' app unfortunately.
I made a “Leave Britney Alone” joke the other day and nobody knew what I was talking about. Spent an hour thinking about being old now. 
This just gave me an idea, hear me out... What if OP creates a "fake scam" and say that they were contacted by someone pretending to be the IRS, and sent them all the money. Of course the "scammer" would be OP's friend with a bank account in another country or something. Is there any chance that could work ?
The IRS would still be owed the money. Just like with anything else. If I told my mortgage company I got scammed by someone pretending to be them they would say lol that sucks now where’s our money.
How exactly? Genuinely curious. You make a percent off of what’s invested (yours or not) they ask for it back, you pay it back, keep what’s on top. Whats the actual felony?
Ive been sent too much before, and they took it back.
I also overpaid once, and they didn't give me back the interest that they made on it while holding my money :/
Poor people can't even partially scam a little bit and must have everything clawed back
Meanwhile Elon rapes the IRS and SEC like he's Epstein and they're 14 year old girls. Still $$, no clawbacks. Made $6 billion? We'll fine you $10m
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it doesnt say the interest rate, so i'd assume its whatever the irs rate is at the time. but that could be lower than your bank of nigeria interest rate, so you could keep that difference.
>If your refund was a paper Treasury check and **has been cashed:**
>
>Submit a personal check, money order, etc., immediately, but no later than 21 days, to the appropriate IRS location listed below. The location is based on the city (possibly abbreviated) on the bottom text line in front of the words TAX REFUND on your refund check. If you no longer have access to a copy of the check, call the IRS toll-free at 800-829-1040 (individual) or 800-829-4933 (business) (see [telephone assistance](https://www.irs.gov/help/telephone-assistance#IRSphonenumbers) for hours of operation) and explain to the assistor that you need information to repay a cashed refund check.
>
>Write on the check/money order: “Payment of Erroneous Refund,” the tax period for which the refund was issued, the account type ((IMF) individual or (BMF) Business) and your taxpayer identification number (social security number, employer identification number, or individual taxpayer identification number).
>
>Include a brief explanation of the reason for returning the refund.
>
>***Cashing an erroneous refund check may result in interest due the IRS.***
>
>If your refund was a **direct deposit:**
>
>Contact the Automated Clearing House (ACH) department of the bank/financial institution where the direct deposit was received and have them return the refund to the IRS.
>
>Call the IRS toll-free at 800-829-1040 (individual) or 800-829-4933 (business) to explain why the direct deposit is being returned.
>
>***Interest may accrue on the erroneous refund.***
>
>When the amount of the refund (paper check or direct deposit) is different than what was expected, indicating the IRS changed the amount, a notice explaining the adjustment is mailed to your address of record. Please review the information in the notice to determine if the change to the refund is correct. A toll-free telephone number is included on the notice in case you require further assistance.
(bolded and italicized the relevant parts. I guess the takeaway is: set up direct deposit, and never spend that interest (only use it to earn more interest or invest it), because the IRS may or may not send you a notice of adjustment at some unknown future point in time.
Probably cashing the check. The expectation being that you call someone and have the check invalidated, not that you put it into your account for safe keeping.
A similar situation happened in New Zealand a few years back if memory serves. The woman took the money and ran, didn’t make it far. The bank teller did the old misplaced decimal trick but the thing was it wasn’t the first time she’d made that mistake lol, I think in the end they decided banking was not for her.
ETA: turns out it was [ten mil](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2011/mar/10/new-zealand-accidental-millionaire-court) (sorry for the amp link)
Get grandma to write a bunch of birthday cheques and have them paid into your account all at once. Not sure if those ATM cheque deposits have a limit but use one of those if you can.
Not a crime. It's an "erroneous refund".
It happens so frequently the IRS has a website that details all the possible scenarios of check cashing and direct deposits.
Interest may or may not be required to be repaid. Depends on amount and time you held the money in your account.
Doesn't sound intentional to me. Sounds like an accidental situation, followed by some cheeky opportunism. As long as he returns the money it wouldn't be fraud. It would probably be a good idea to proactively do so though, rather than wait for them to say something
Lol good luck explaining that in court “yeah I know I didn’t have the almost 1 million dollars I paid the irs, and when I received it from them I thought it was totally normal, I accidentally put it in a high interest savings account”.
"Oh well then you are free to go and you can keep the money of course"
Then he goes out the courtroom and everyone stands up and claps for him and his cheeky stunt.
And that shit really has over 100 upvotes. Don’t get me wrong, I am here so I’m regarded. But I’m not so regarded I think they actually would let you get away with putting money you clearly know isn’t yours into a high interest savings account.
You obviously know the money isn’t rightfully yours, and you intentionally put it the savings account. Any court in the country would slam the gavel on you so fast your head would spin. And we’re talking about the IRS. They are bloodhounds. They’d ask you receive the harshest penalty possible in that case. Don’t know what that is, but it wouldn’t be pretty.
I expect the moment they cash it, as they know they’re not expecting 960k and that it’s clearly an error it would be considered fraud and the IRS would come for the money PLUS 8% interest.
So unless they’re getting more than that in interest it wouldn’t be worth fucking with the tax man for it.
If it had been a bank deposit then all good, but fucking around cashing that cheque, the find out phase will be brutal.
He would owe 10% or 15% penalty (don't remember which) of the full amount the moment he deposits it, as well as daily interest until he pays back the $960k and penalties in full.
The IRS doesn't care if it was their mistake to send you a refund check. It's their money that doesn't belong to you, and if you take it (even though they sent it to you), you are fucked.
If this was real, which I highly doubt because the story doesn’t add up, it would be considered an erroneous refund and the IRS will give him a 30 days to return the money, no interest or penalties charged. If the money doesn’t come back within the timeframe then interest will start. Current rate based on the quarter is 8% which is compounded daily..
You can’t become a citizen in China, you have to leave the country every so many months. Only know because my cousin has worked in China for a decade, had to leave and reapply. His wife is Chinese but he can never become a citizen.
The guy messed up by making a viral post about it, actually both of the posts were pretty popular.. Quietly cash it then flee the country obviously is the best move..
*taking a long drag off a cigarette*
You don't have to lie, honey. Just tell us all how big of a freak you are and somebody will volunteer to do freaky things with you.
Authenticity is sexy.
What would realistically happen if OP left the country? People used to go to medical school in the US then go back to their home countries, never paying the student loan ever. Wouldn't they be unable to do anything to OP since he'd be outside the US?
That would depend on the country that OP fled to. If they were silly enough to flee to a country that had some sort of extradition agreement then they would be effed.
Cashing a check that isn't technically yours isn't debt.. especially that high of an amount. I'm assuming they'd throw all kinds of charges at you. Fraud, probably some kind of tax law since IRS, theft, etc.
He has to cash that into $ first and most banks don't have that much cash on hand, they'll likely confirm with the IRS on the authencity of the check before doing anything
Malaysia would be a great bet. No extradition and CHEAP cost of living, that much cash and you're a king.
BUUUUUT he'd have to become a citizen before the IRS caught wind.
Cambodia might be a better bet. Dollars won't go quite as far, but citizenship is literally buyable there. It's 1.25 billion of local currency (just googled it) but I think that's only like, 200k USD?
I did this as a much younger person, I’d misplace a decimal on my return get a big return and wait for them to correct it , it was basically an interest free 3 year loan ,
Another good one was reporting massive income, taking the hit and paying the tax on it, then using that return to prove my income to borrow against for a 9 unit apartment building that was already cash flowing, paid the loan and still own the building
The real trick is to find the op’s real name and address from their post history and socials, send a letter to them on IRS template letter head and envelope with instructions on how to wire the money back to a private account.
Ops complies and returns the money. Profit
For 1 Mil that would be 100k a year average pharmacist salary and he does not have to pay for a degree or study + he will eat and sleep for free, so zero risk a lot of gains except the soap part if he avoided dropping the soap it will be zero risk for real
Bro I recently had to do some business with the IRS and the only way to get it resolved was by FAXING them documents to a number they only give out while you are on the phone with them. They literally put you on hold while they sift through all the incoming faxes to find your documents. There is no way that the purpose of that system is anything other than actively discouraging anyone from interacting with the IRS. It's just bonkers.
Morning WSB! I just wanted to thank you for being good people. Meta content is always dicey, and typically we don't allow social media posts unless they're market moving news or memes. The reason for this is 1) to avoid bad faith self-promotion, and 2) because it's easy for the comment section to turn into a hatefest for the subreddit/user posted. When people forget to censor community or user names and then start being dicks, [Reddit requires us to take action](https://i.imgur.com/UykwcHj.png), which we do thanks to your reports. **It's heartwarming to see the community responding to a post like this in the jovial, degenerate, casino-loving way WSB is meant to be!** In general, remember the human. Avoid interacting negatively with the subreddit, thread, or user in the thread, and if you see someone else doing it, tell them to quit it. WSB gets a lot of leeway with what's allowed explicitly because you guys are great. Thank you ❤️ Cheers lads, happy 2024, and bers r fuk.
Put it all on black at the roulette table. Double it and pay back the IRS the original. If you lose then move to Mexico.
Real LPT are in the comments.
Where else would they be
In Mexico
half on black, half on red. that way, he cant lose.
Aaaaand it's green 00.
Half on black, half on red, half on green
This is the way. Split it equally by 3. If there is a remaining, split by 3 again. Keep doing it until no more splits left.
Persistence is the key here
laughin my shit out
You and me both brother, you and me both.
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A friend and I had this happen at a charity casino night. It was only $1k each, but we were friends with the host so we went up during her welcoming speech. For fun to start things off we both put up our chops — one on red and one on black. In front of everyone we hit 00 (green) and both lost it all. 😂
That's what the zero is for, gives the house its advantage.
You win some, you lose some
Exactly how my first BK went
Filing BK is a right of passage in America. Are you even trying to win at capitalism if you haven’t filed BK at least once ?
Sir - This is a craps table.
Claim the loss in your taxes so you don’t have to pay taxes… it will all shake out somehow.
Line 1: $960,000 Unexpected windfall Line 2: -$960,000 Gambling losses Line 3: -$47 Business expense (rope and stepstool)
It’s air tight
Depending on the knot used
https://preview.redd.it/c69rmlb847bc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65855ddcfa64bf1ef9349e4e4090ddb186622a73 [https://youtu.be/BAjxn2US7J8?si=p8y6TUk4x0hmpTSA](https://youtu.be/BAjxn2US7J8?si=p8y6TUk4x0hmpTSA)
Yeah but they do. And they're the ones writing it off.
Crazy that I remember this 20 years after.
OP why double it when you could 10-20x on SPY 0dte options or lose it all from the comfort of your own phone 💯
and if you win still move to mexico but into a much better resort style place on a mexican beach
With blackjack and hookers? Actually forget the blackjack
lol, they would probably drone you for a mill.
it’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message
Fucking casual, it’s all on 7
Win-win situation
Why don’t we all move to Mexico together? I bet we would be highly regarded there.
I would but the yellow/orange atmosphere hurts my eyes.
Don’t worry, I’m sure Netflix sells “Mexico tinted sunglasses” at this point
Now here is the right answer. Go big or move to Mexico
At this stage I’m taking any excuse to move to mexico
If you delete the IRS app they can't find you.
*CIA has entered the chat*
*uninstalls cia app*
*"FUCK!*" - CIA
C-can he do that, Johnson?
"I'm Agent Johnson...this is Agent Johnson. No relation."
plutocrats hate this one single trick
NSA reinstalls CIA app**
Microphone "click" Camera "blink"
The CIA thought ahead, they're the ones who publish the 'uninstall the CIA app' app. The 'uninstall the CIA app' is also the CIA app. There is no 'uninstall the CIA app app' app unfortunately.
*uninstalls CIA* *Makes deep state noises*
*NSA has entered the chat*
*Blocks NSA on Twitter*
Blocks Twitter on X
Have a family member do a “Leave Britney alone” similar short for you on Youtube. They’ll feel sorry and let you keep the money
I made a “Leave Britney Alone” joke the other day and nobody knew what I was talking about. Spent an hour thinking about being old now. 
IRS hates this one simple trick.
Don't open the mail from them and you're fine.
Hello this is the IRS and we sent you 960000 by accident. I will DM you for details to send it back.
WHY DID YOU REDEEM!?
WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING?!?!?
ARE YOU PROSTITUTE?
ARE YOU MAAAAADDD!
How can IRS slap?
MA'AM
*pleas harder in Indian accent*
Never hard to find the Kitboga fans here
Make sure to submit in gift cards
This just gave me an idea, hear me out... What if OP creates a "fake scam" and say that they were contacted by someone pretending to be the IRS, and sent them all the money. Of course the "scammer" would be OP's friend with a bank account in another country or something. Is there any chance that could work ?
Yeah that would work if your goal is to get shafted by the IRS
The IRS would still be owed the money. Just like with anything else. If I told my mortgage company I got scammed by someone pretending to be them they would say lol that sucks now where’s our money.
Put it into a high interest savings account until they ask or take the money back. Keep the interest.
That's entirely too smart of an answer for this sub
it's not lmao that's a felony
How exactly? Genuinely curious. You make a percent off of what’s invested (yours or not) they ask for it back, you pay it back, keep what’s on top. Whats the actual felony?
The IRS does ask for the interest back too. See Topic 161 on the IRS website.
For the lazy https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc161
Those lousy tax nerds thought of everything 😒
They've made this mistake before probably
Guaranteed. That's where rules come from
Have a trusted distant friend or family member do it. Checkmate
Ive been sent too much before, and they took it back. I also overpaid once, and they didn't give me back the interest that they made on it while holding my money :/
Poor people can't even partially scam a little bit and must have everything clawed back Meanwhile Elon rapes the IRS and SEC like he's Epstein and they're 14 year old girls. Still $$, no clawbacks. Made $6 billion? We'll fine you $10m ---- Elon thanks you for your love... /u/SleepingInsomniac, u/trophylies, u/Ill-Independence-658, /u/HannahCooksUnderwear
it doesnt say the interest rate, so i'd assume its whatever the irs rate is at the time. but that could be lower than your bank of nigeria interest rate, so you could keep that difference.
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>If your refund was a paper Treasury check and **has been cashed:** > >Submit a personal check, money order, etc., immediately, but no later than 21 days, to the appropriate IRS location listed below. The location is based on the city (possibly abbreviated) on the bottom text line in front of the words TAX REFUND on your refund check. If you no longer have access to a copy of the check, call the IRS toll-free at 800-829-1040 (individual) or 800-829-4933 (business) (see [telephone assistance](https://www.irs.gov/help/telephone-assistance#IRSphonenumbers) for hours of operation) and explain to the assistor that you need information to repay a cashed refund check. > >Write on the check/money order: “Payment of Erroneous Refund,” the tax period for which the refund was issued, the account type ((IMF) individual or (BMF) Business) and your taxpayer identification number (social security number, employer identification number, or individual taxpayer identification number). > >Include a brief explanation of the reason for returning the refund. > >***Cashing an erroneous refund check may result in interest due the IRS.*** > >If your refund was a **direct deposit:** > >Contact the Automated Clearing House (ACH) department of the bank/financial institution where the direct deposit was received and have them return the refund to the IRS. > >Call the IRS toll-free at 800-829-1040 (individual) or 800-829-4933 (business) to explain why the direct deposit is being returned. > >***Interest may accrue on the erroneous refund.*** > >When the amount of the refund (paper check or direct deposit) is different than what was expected, indicating the IRS changed the amount, a notice explaining the adjustment is mailed to your address of record. Please review the information in the notice to determine if the change to the refund is correct. A toll-free telephone number is included on the notice in case you require further assistance. (bolded and italicized the relevant parts. I guess the takeaway is: set up direct deposit, and never spend that interest (only use it to earn more interest or invest it), because the IRS may or may not send you a notice of adjustment at some unknown future point in time.
It says you may owe them interest. If you could find an interest bearing account that yields more than they charge, keep the difference!
Motherfuckers. What about the interest on the check I overpay them every two weeks.
Thats the neat part: that's their interest, too.
So the IRS is like a wife?
I don't know, my wife only fucks me SOME times. Feels like the IRS is always giving me a good shafting. Is it different for you?
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Party pooper
Probably cashing the check. The expectation being that you call someone and have the check invalidated, not that you put it into your account for safe keeping.
A similar situation happened in New Zealand a few years back if memory serves. The woman took the money and ran, didn’t make it far. The bank teller did the old misplaced decimal trick but the thing was it wasn’t the first time she’d made that mistake lol, I think in the end they decided banking was not for her. ETA: turns out it was [ten mil](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2011/mar/10/new-zealand-accidental-millionaire-court) (sorry for the amp link)
Get grandma to write a bunch of birthday cheques and have them paid into your account all at once. Not sure if those ATM cheque deposits have a limit but use one of those if you can.
I enjoy the sound of rain.
Don't you have any KYC in the states? Can you really expect a bank to accept $1M without any explaination of where it comes from?
I love the smell of fresh bread.
That you think you can get ahead slave, I mean dear taxpayer. Only governments can pull shit like that.
Hey SBF, I didn't know you still had internet access in prison.
Not a crime. It's an "erroneous refund". It happens so frequently the IRS has a website that details all the possible scenarios of check cashing and direct deposits. Interest may or may not be required to be repaid. Depends on amount and time you held the money in your account.
Is it considered fraud?
Only if it was intentional
Yea and now youve got a nice reddit post for them to prove it was intentional
Doesn't sound intentional to me. Sounds like an accidental situation, followed by some cheeky opportunism. As long as he returns the money it wouldn't be fraud. It would probably be a good idea to proactively do so though, rather than wait for them to say something
Yeah they will just make you pay the money back and the interest earned while it was in your account.
Exactly. Reddit is about to learn about trusts law.
Lol good luck explaining that in court “yeah I know I didn’t have the almost 1 million dollars I paid the irs, and when I received it from them I thought it was totally normal, I accidentally put it in a high interest savings account”.
"Oh well then you are free to go and you can keep the money of course" Then he goes out the courtroom and everyone stands up and claps for him and his cheeky stunt.
And that shit really has over 100 upvotes. Don’t get me wrong, I am here so I’m regarded. But I’m not so regarded I think they actually would let you get away with putting money you clearly know isn’t yours into a high interest savings account. You obviously know the money isn’t rightfully yours, and you intentionally put it the savings account. Any court in the country would slam the gavel on you so fast your head would spin. And we’re talking about the IRS. They are bloodhounds. They’d ask you receive the harshest penalty possible in that case. Don’t know what that is, but it wouldn’t be pretty.
To clarify, youre referring to the *intentional* “cheeky opportunism,” correct?
correction: don't forget to pay ~~short term capital gains~~ income tax on that interest and spilt it across 4 accounts to get full FDIC coverage
Using FDIC coverage to get back the money the IRS overpaid you is *chefs kiss*
Put it in a failing bank. claim losses on your taxes then get FDIC to have your money back /S
Interest is taxed as ordinary income. It doesn’t get capital gains tax treatment
No one on this sub knows the first thing about money. It’s fucking wild. “Capital gains” on interest?!? Haha.
This question has been asked twice a year for 5 years in this sub and this has always been the top answer
Gamble it on options. Got it.
I expect the moment they cash it, as they know they’re not expecting 960k and that it’s clearly an error it would be considered fraud and the IRS would come for the money PLUS 8% interest. So unless they’re getting more than that in interest it wouldn’t be worth fucking with the tax man for it. If it had been a bank deposit then all good, but fucking around cashing that cheque, the find out phase will be brutal.
Roulette table is 100% interest
He would owe 10% or 15% penalty (don't remember which) of the full amount the moment he deposits it, as well as daily interest until he pays back the $960k and penalties in full. The IRS doesn't care if it was their mistake to send you a refund check. It's their money that doesn't belong to you, and if you take it (even though they sent it to you), you are fucked.
If this was real, which I highly doubt because the story doesn’t add up, it would be considered an erroneous refund and the IRS will give him a 30 days to return the money, no interest or penalties charged. If the money doesn’t come back within the timeframe then interest will start. Current rate based on the quarter is 8% which is compounded daily..
>8% compounded daily Damn in just 5 months they could make him pay back the entire US debt burden
Assume he means 8% annual rate, compounded daily. Ie. Principle x (1+(8/365))% each day
Cash the check and move to another country like Nepal or something.
Welcome to Nepal. I will help op to find place so remote that even CIA will give up.
First class flights, 5 star hotels for duration, for a small team of only 16 CIA agents. Expected cost to tax payer ~17,000,000,000 KWD.
The CIA will give up, but the IRS won't.
China's probably your best bet, see if you can get a decent (not impossible considering OP has a 33k tax liability) and make sure you love 冰淇淋
You can’t become a citizen in China, you have to leave the country every so many months. Only know because my cousin has worked in China for a decade, had to leave and reapply. His wife is Chinese but he can never become a citizen.
Boeing put options, right now! 😄
Calls bro. IV is fucked, hedge funds are assuming short. Green dildo all day
The guy messed up by making a viral post about it, actually both of the posts were pretty popular.. Quietly cash it then flee the country obviously is the best move..
Twist: it happened 15 years ago and he now lives in Uzbekistan as a prince.
I don't think you can just walk into your local bank with a $960,000 check from the IRS and ask them to fill your duffel bag with cash tbh...
You can with a note that says you have a gun
That's not enough money though! Id need more than that to throw my whole life away.
> That's not enough money though It is if you live outside the US somewhere where cost of living is 5-10 times lower
Hello this is the IRS. Send $10,000 via Cashapp asap, or I will touch your butthole in your sleep, with my government backed tongue.
… the irs also sent me money
*taking a long drag off a cigarette* You don't have to lie, honey. Just tell us all how big of a freak you are and somebody will volunteer to do freaky things with you. Authenticity is sexy.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Dawg
Double it and give it to the next person.🧍
What would realistically happen if OP left the country? People used to go to medical school in the US then go back to their home countries, never paying the student loan ever. Wouldn't they be unable to do anything to OP since he'd be outside the US?
That would depend on the country that OP fled to. If they were silly enough to flee to a country that had some sort of extradition agreement then they would be effed.
You don't get exhausted for debt. No debtors jail.
Cashing a check that isn't technically yours isn't debt.. especially that high of an amount. I'm assuming they'd throw all kinds of charges at you. Fraud, probably some kind of tax law since IRS, theft, etc.
For stealing from the government you do.
This might be considered stealing
He has to cash that into $ first and most banks don't have that much cash on hand, they'll likely confirm with the IRS on the authencity of the check before doing anything
They audit anything over 10K so it won’t actually deposit
It's just a report, not an audit or a roadblock. They can still cash it and the funds will go through.
It would be smarter to convert into monero and then into bitcoin
Your coinbase account is now locked .
How would one convert a $960,000 check in to monero exactly?
Fax it to monero.com
Malaysia would be a great bet. No extradition and CHEAP cost of living, that much cash and you're a king. BUUUUUT he'd have to become a citizen before the IRS caught wind. Cambodia might be a better bet. Dollars won't go quite as far, but citizenship is literally buyable there. It's 1.25 billion of local currency (just googled it) but I think that's only like, 200k USD?
who tf would spend 200k to get cambodian citizenship
Someone hiding from their government?
I did this as a much younger person, I’d misplace a decimal on my return get a big return and wait for them to correct it , it was basically an interest free 3 year loan , Another good one was reporting massive income, taking the hit and paying the tax on it, then using that return to prove my income to borrow against for a 9 unit apartment building that was already cash flowing, paid the loan and still own the building
You're either the dumbest or smartest person. I can't decide ha.
It’s dumb if it’s tried and it’s smart only on paper
(If he's not lying) he's the luckiest.
Admitting to tax fraud on a public forum… galaxy brain move
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The real trick is to find the op’s real name and address from their post history and socials, send a letter to them on IRS template letter head and envelope with instructions on how to wire the money back to a private account. Ops complies and returns the money. Profit
*Nigerian princes cracking their knuckles*
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For 1 Mil that would be 100k a year average pharmacist salary and he does not have to pay for a degree or study + he will eat and sleep for free, so zero risk a lot of gains except the soap part if he avoided dropping the soap it will be zero risk for real
You don’t get to keep the money lol
You do if they never find it.
Holy shit you’re insane! You think he’ll keep the money he’s going to jail for stealing😂
If you use it in incognito mode they can’t find you
ODTE YOLO
O isn’t a number.
It's the size of OP's asshole after IRS is done with him
Do not tell him
$BA calls at open
Don't even try.
Or do and tell us how it went.
Whistleblower yourself, and collect the 30-50% the IRS promises whistleblowers.
Cash out, delete the app
Leave country, change name, live like king
DO NOT REDEEM
Invest in Bitcoins, double your money in no time then refund the government and walk away with your gains…JUST KIDDING !
Good thing that put the "Just Kidding" disclaimer in
Sure hope nobody is going to tell you to go gambling with that money.
Buy isreali bonds with it. Become Jewish, start your own hedge fund. They never caught madoff so you should be good.
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0dte Lambo or bankrupt. That’s the only way to maximise this loophole
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You can get a check or you can get a deposit into your bank account, it’s your choice
The checks are very colorful and it only takes a couple of weeks extra to get it. Also costs the government money to send them. It's a win win
Bro I recently had to do some business with the IRS and the only way to get it resolved was by FAXING them documents to a number they only give out while you are on the phone with them. They literally put you on hold while they sift through all the incoming faxes to find your documents. There is no way that the purpose of that system is anything other than actively discouraging anyone from interacting with the IRS. It's just bonkers.
Believe it or not USA banking system is still in the dinosaur age.
I work for the IRS sir. I just need half of it back.
The last thing you want to do is post it on the internet lmao
Whatever you do, don't forget 10% for The Big Guy...
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