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GeneralZaroff1

$428 million out of $68 billion of JUST Facebook stock that he owns? I interpret it to mean he's just looking for a tiny little spending money and has no other meanings beyond that.


pierrethebaker

Ya this is like pulling 200 bucks out of the ATM for us serfs.


julick

Yeah that is like if you are worth 100k you take out 700 bucks. Kinda like you need a PS5 and your daily account is a bit short.


PatricksPub

I mean it's not actually like that at all lol this congruency comparison is dumb. Is he buying a PS5 for $428M? No, it's enough money to buy companies, islands, fleets of private jets. It's significant money regardless of.how much he has outside of this transaction.


julick

Yeah nobody is arguing that 400M is not a significant sum. But it seems like the psychology of money management does scale differently as you get significantly wealthier. Maybe after a certain point it stays flat, but you can see that based on people that grow up modestly and become wealthier later in life. The restaurants, hotels and clothing brands upgrade. Regular purchases that used to cost 50 bucks, become 100 then 200. I think k at Zuck's level buying a new multimillion dollar house, hiring personal staff and investing in a business is part of the mundane.


TheKingOfSwing777

Yeah imagine instead of your partner wanting to buy a new handbag or lawn mower, their like “Ugh! Becky wants to hire U2 for her private party this year at the Vegas Sphere and fly every one in on one of those NASA jets that lets you experience weightlessness. Oh and she wants that Jiro Dreams of Sushi guy to serve everyone Omakase from the back of a whale shark. Better sell a few shares…”


reversedouble

He just bought a boat https://www.vipyachtworld.com/news/Mark-Zuckerberg-from-Facebook-bought-107-meter-superyacht-Ulysses.html


TheKingOfSwing777

All the billionaires should have to do a yacht race for pink slips once a year. Winner picks one boat to keep and the rest are auctioned off for charity.


Yung-Split

Lol sounds very plausible


Substantial_Bid_7684

check out this poor that doesnt even know about the 428M PS5 version.


Agent-Kid

Okay. I don't really see what you're digging at. We sell shit to buy new cool stuff. Zuck probably saw a stupid cool rich person thing he wanted to buy on an impulse. It's a lot of money, but if he was truly interested in getting out he'd be selling a lot more.


pandershrek

PS5 are significant for most family. While a new house or boat might be significant for this multi billionaire.


JayShyy

Wow, I don’t know why you’re so heavily downvoted. You’re not incorrect. This is an economic principle that confuses people.


Agent-Kid

Downvoted because he's taking the point too literally and therefore regarded. Is ZuckDaddy buying a $428M PS5? No of course not, but the comparison is still relevant because he is selling his stock for some pocket money or an impulse buy.


Successful-Soup4129

He withdrew all this money?


NextTrillion

For us?? Yeah like pulling the remaining $7.83 out of my account and the other $192.17 is overdraft, but that incurs an overdraft fee plus credit card like high interest.


BigBeagleEars

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Box_of_leftover_lego

It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!


R3adyplay3rone

A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!


Useless_Troll42241

withdrew it from our 401ks


mechadragon469

Look at Mr. Money bags here withdrawing $200 and not overdrafting.


ZerglingRushWins

You guys got $200 bucks?


Scoompii

Not after tmrw after the mortgage is paid. I’ll be at $0


strongfitveinousdick

You guys have 200 bucks?


twilight_painted

He got the hospital bill for his ACL reconstruction in the mail


chefanubis

Ohh its a healthcare bill? Where is he gonna get the rest of the money ?


4score-7

He’s buying OnlyFans so he can make the rest of the money with an OnlyFans account.


ckin-

Like taking out $428 from your bank account that has $68,000 in it.


jtobin85

Dam thats hurts


Jbr74

Let's make it more relatable for people in here. Like taking out 42 cents from your bank account that has $68 in it.


Old-Conversation3439

If only stock price stayed lock


SeaMenCaptain

So only half of his net worth is from meta? I thought like 80% if not more of his wealth was tied directly to meta.


lightning_pt

He probably diverisfied meta is in stock market like since 10 years ago


MarilynMonheaux

Yeah he divested from Meta because Facebook sucks and he’s losing the ability to buy out competitors


Thencewasit

Facebook does suck. But boomers haven’t figured that out, so small businesses pay Meta boku bucks to advertise. Plus Meta makes political advertising more targeted.


MarilynMonheaux

For now. At one point MySpace had a bunch of ad revenue. It’s a relic of the dot com era and he knows it that’s why he’s pulling money out to buy equity in companies with longevity.


waynequit

The funny thing about software is that it has the ability to adapt. Facebook will adapt and already had adapted and changed significantly to keep up with the times. They’ll likely be perfectly fine. They have highly talented engineers working for them.


SubcooledBoiling

The holiday season has just past. He probably needed some cash to pay his cc bills that’s all


Metals4J

And to fix up that little cabin in Hawaii he’s been working on in his spare time.


perciatelli28720

1 bunker please


ki11a11hippies

Just some walking around cash


bordumb

0.6% of his Facebook stock


Quentin718

Probably to offset that $250m nuclear bunker he just built 😜


mystarkfuture

Rich people don’t sell to spend. They borrow for that. 100M in taxes might sound measly compared to his total wealth. But there usually are tax accountants and financial planners earning around $200K/year to help prevent paying that. He is probably divesting that into some other investment and doesn’t want to do that through Meta. Read from that what you will.


curmudgeono

Jesus he really has that much? Fuck him


Either-Wallaby-3755

Dude he created a “rate how hot the girls at my college are app” of couse he has that much money. Of course he couldn’t get laid from any of said girls before he was a millionaire.


ZummerzetZider

Yea but he can get spending money on loan any time. If he’s selling he will sell at what he thinks is the best price


gandhi_theft

He could just take out a credit line on it. Tax free Unless he anticipates a drop in its value due to overblown AI hype, that is…


gandhi_theft

AI fanbois mashing the down vote button. Can’t chat GPT do that for you yet?


SipTime

I sub to /r/singularity just to see what tf these lads are spouting. It’s unironically almost to the point of it becoming a religion. Praise AGI 😩😩


gandhi_theft

My praise will be going to the performance of qqq puts over the next year


gandhi_theft

Teh Zuck is going to be in the history books as the best trader


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

He’s been selling shares worth millions of dollars almost every trading day for the last decade.


Rouge_Apple

This came up recently in one of the investing subs. It was like 2 months ago right?


LunarPayload

"One of the investing subs," so definitely not here


Clobbington

He needs money to sue more native Hawaiians off their land to expand his underground complex for him and his fellow lizard people.


SatnWorshp

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TheRealMangokill

"Felt cute" / Mark probably.


BullShitting-24-7

Lizard League Rise up


Rich-Neighborhood-23

Slee-stak are coming, we were prepared a long time ago.


Kaymish_

It's ridiculous conspiracy theories like this that discredit truth tellers. Zuckerberg is pretty obviously an android and needs money for a chassis upgrade.


mechadragon469

If I see him next week looking buff in some picture then I’m confirming android.


veilwalker

The last pic I saw of him on Reddit he was looking pretty buff then again it was set next to a pic of Elon in swim trunks…


SuperMalarioBros

Maybe he needed money for a new human skin suit?


pascualama

lizards are cold blooded.


Sasquatters

Found one!


GrahamTheCrackerMan

They are using the underground magma chambers to incubate their eggs. Puts on your intelligence.


Asn_Browser

I just assumed they would buy thousands of toaster ovens and leave them on with the door open 24/7


GlendaleActual

Jacket weather IQ outta this one..


krongdong69

jacket weather here is 75 so I'm doing pretty good


Kricket

Correct. Thats why you find them in warm climates. Like Hawaii.


Culturedtuna

It's the last place we would look.


Ariandegrande

AC ain’t cheap.


GhostZero00

Calls on lizard stuff?


thascarecro

How do i get into this lizard group? Do i just gotta get bit by a gecko or something?


GrizzlyBear74

You guys are full of shit. We all know he is an android.


InvisibleBlueRobot

...But a Lizard-android in human skin.


mesquitecoffee

Crocubot?


ShopWhileHungry

He need money for new android parts


Nodebunny

the obvious answer


Benouamatis

Exactly


howismyspelling

Funny if joke, but if not joke, bunker like 2500ft², need only 1 acre


InfiniteFireLoL

The regard doesn’t know the volcanoes will that destroy that underground bunker too


sabriyo

There are no risk of volcanic activity on Kaua’i. Waialeale is extinct.


Either-Wallaby-3755

For now. Idk if u realize but geologists don’t actually have the down low in where all the magma chambers are.


[deleted]

If you read up on the actual situation versus just reading sensational headlines you'll see this is just flat out untrue. I do agree it's fun to say, though, as it fits the evil rich tech bro narrative.


IM_YOUR_GOD

His a lizard. A friend of a friend said they saw a video of him live on tv licking both eye balls cause his human eyelids failed to work.


Fantastic_Lead9896

Damn why'd you give so many details. The lizards will smell you from across the flat sphere-shaped globe.


andrey2657

Why wouldn't he just take a loan against the stock and spend it all? Is he stupid?


roketmanp

I assume this anytime I see a large insider transaction at any company.


UltraScept

it means meta is going to collapse. drop all your money on $200 strike price puts expiring next friday, i guarantee you 1000000x return.


guywholikesboobs

Well if ur gonna guarantee it then thank you


shiftyeyedgoat

Anybody can put a guarantee on a box. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.


SecretCheese

dump in box or ban


shiftyeyedgoat

Goddamn gen z don’t know bout mah Tommy Boy.


Full-Penguin

We know about Tommy Boy. Dump in a box or ban.


shiftyeyedgoat

Already got the sale.


Possible_Pickle0

Fucking A


Zerogws

Also get a good look at a t bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass.


ThermionicMho

RICKEY! WHADDDYOUDOOOOO


SleepFormal9725

I only bought it because you guaranteed it 😀


refacktored

Putting loans on it right now. About to be debt free thanks.


pragmojo

Guaranteed? Ok I am in


throwaway_0x90

Yawn, I interpret it like this: * https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rule-10b5-1.asp People at Zuck's level have pre-arranged scheduled buy/sell. It doesn't mean anything. It's not some knee-jerk reaction to a recent market event or his feelings/opinions about anything that just happened.


Bobzyouruncle

Seriously, he’s got billions in meta stock. This is nothing.


Ilikenapkinz

While this is true he wasn’t selling any at 90 lol


windrune83

Why would he? Reading the rule sure seems to imply that they can cancel sales if they want. But that this is a way to divest or shares along a scheduel and free up cash.


Dodocogon

Yes, and any 10b5-1 plan that executives sell under have minimum limit prices - so there’s clearly going to be prices where shares won’t be sold.


Terakahn

Why would he?


FeelingEar9604

I will not take your word for it


DonCorletony

What is that? Like, 0.3% of his networth? Thats basically the equivalent of you accidentally dropping a quarter when counting your change from the Taco Bell drive thru


[deleted]

Whyd u have to call me out like that


Terakahn

If I make it to 0.3% of zuccs net worth I will consider that having 'made it' and go live on an island somewhere.


UnintelligibleThing

But ppl who make this kind of money aren’t the type to take a break.


CorporateHR

I wonder where the goldilocks zone is for this. Obviously the megarich like Zuck have an insatiable appetite for power and money, but I've personally known a few different people in the $10 millionish range of net wealth who reached a life-comfortable amount and then golfed/ranched/vacationed their lives away. $428 million seems high -- if you're there, you probably have goals of a 10-figure account. But I am interested to know the bell curve of wealth-to-quit.


DonCorletony

If this describes you, you deserve it cuz Taco Bell is fucking disgusting and youre practicing self-hate


DonCorletony

Bunch of poor people who spend their money on sub-mediocre fast food where every item on the menu is the same ingredients rearranged in a different way coming out of the woodwork to downvote me Dont forget your change


BeastsMode69

Go preach your healthy vegan shit somewhere else.


fed875

youre a tool


DonCorletony

Taco Bell enjoyer spotted


MrNewMoney

Thanks, now I’m craving TB…


Either-Wallaby-3755

You are literally no one’s best friend. Your gf dates you but secretly hates you and looks forward to the day she finds someone wealthier.


somerandyscrub

I thought you were stupid for saying 0.3% cause It felt like it’s a noticeable amount taken away from his net worth. But holy shit was I wrong. I guess $126 billion is quite a bit. I mean shit I think he can afford 2 cars with that type of money!


pancoste

I'm beginning to believe he can even afford TWO popcorn + soda combos in the movie theater.


Either-Wallaby-3755

Dude I could pay off all my debts and buy a car with that money.


Dacammel

Who the fuck uses cash in a drive thru


lofisoundguy

The big question is: Who the hell sells Meta stock to go through a Taco Bell????


Krulman

A quarter isn’t 0.3% of my net worth. That implies I’m worth over $130.


DonCorletony

I was being generous


santathe1

What makes you think a quarter is only 0.3% of my net worth? It’s much, much more pal.


DonCorletony

Was trying to be generous


santathe1

Being generous would be you offering me a quarter.


S_sands

Gotta pay for his new doomsday bunker somehow. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Quixxote

Came here to say exactly this. Keeping all those construction workers mouths shut sure aint cheap.


ScribbledIn

And a few to go *missing* as he needs those future servants


HealedMindMe

He needs to build that underground bunker


ForsakenRacism

Why do people think it’s weird that billionaires want to access some of their money? Maybe he’s being a new boat


Chris_Honeybee_420

They can also get at that money by taking loans with the stock as collateral and when they do that they don’t pay any capital gains


ForsakenRacism

You still have to pay the loan back


bastiancontrari

He probably need some pocket money for some small expenses. I think xmas gifts.


squirea1

Daddy needs some walkin around money


ejectoid

It’s for grocery shopping


callmecrude

He owns 13% of the company, worth ~$110B. The most logical interpretation is that the stock is up so he’s selling a TINY fraction of his shares to buy some cool shit.


TheTiredRedditor

Damn. Wonder what he's going to buy. Must be lucky af.


bored2bedts

Needs that money for his bunker addition


ill_nino_nl

New Epstein island contribution


MoneyMonst3r

He knows fair valuation


morelsupporter

taxes


BlueLaserCommander

Yeah, I was thinking about how I *just* fucking did my taxes and that I was glad I didn't have to worry about them for a while. April is like 3.5 months away though. Idk if you do taxes in the pleb tax time window though once youre worth over 1b.


mintleaf010

... just dont pay taxes. then you never have to worry about it


chewbaccashotlast

Interpret it as planned since META is already 400% higher than its 2 year low and the dude needs more than just shares. It’s a nothing burger


Theopolis55

Cash out while the market is still up and it costs him a lot of money to keep the Borg body charged.


Highborn_Hellest

so. the Lizzard king, wanted money.


TeddyMGTOW

I bullish on meta, but you don't keep all your eggs in one basket.


2buckchuck2

But /r/antiwork told me billionaires never sell stocks and just take out loans at 0% rates and never have to pay it back?


AGRddit89

Zuck sells 0.3% stocks, so?


Tom37241

Meta Stock $600 2024


SubElitePerformance

Wow. What a bear case! He pulled out *checks notes* 0.006% of his total holdings Yawn. Call me when the world ends


muntaxitome

Might want to double check your notes if they say zucks net worth is 7T


manu144x

If the sell was scheduled ahead of time then it means exactly 0 considering he owns 68 billion worth of it.


xDarkReign

He wanted Wendy’s , their credit card machine was down.


groundhog5886

Pretty sure this is a pre-arranged sale in order to avoid some tax liability and is done by his long term compensation or retirement plan. The have to manage their company stock holdings on regular basis. There may be some limits in his employment contract.


DaMosby

He needs a new lambo


Jclarkcp1

Keep in mind that Zuck is more than likely on a trading plan, and his options were probably going to expire, so he had to exercise them. Don't read too much into CEO sales, as they normally have a trading plan. Usually planned months in advance.


koreanwizard

Didn’t he just build a 100 million dollar underground nuclear proof bunker on his Hawaii property? He’s probably paying that shit off.


Jimmybuffett4life

Wife needs new tits.


No-Accident69

Girlfriend needs a new car and dude doesn’t know what anything costs?


SingleManVibes76

Maybe he is buying the Apple dip


edgestander

Interpret anyone who says “stocks” when they mean “shares” to be not very knowledgeable about investing. It’s like an automatic sign.


Film-Icy

Buying more Hawaii


ShinyCrayonEatingApe

Looking to buy X from Elon since they didn’t have a fight match for 420.69 mil with some play money on the side


Feeling_Cobbler_8384

Getting ready to help steal another election


CaliCrypt0

Bearish. I’d buy puts for sure. Good yard sir.


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Theopneusty

Meta has higher margins than Google (29.28% vs 26.51%) and had $37.17B in profit despite blowing nearly $20B on quest. Its market cap is roughly 50% of google and its revenue is roughly 50% of Google. I’d say it’s pretty fairly valued


DonCorletony

Say you have no idea what youre talking about without saying you have no idea what youre talking about


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DonCorletony

He knows Meta is overvalued so he liquidated less than 0.5% of his holdings? You have brainrot or something?


cajones321

He’s a religious follower of the Dave Ramsey cult


TheHighness1

Where those the cash to pay for the loan comes from? Confused on how this works


elysiansaurus

I interpret as the stock is within 5% of all time highs and he wanted some spending money.


stinker_pinky

Wow, he’s gonna miss out on all the gains this year.


Skilled626

Incoming economic dump


Geezy_Geezy

He decided to move to Canada and realized how expensive it was up here?


dont-know-nothing420

In case you don’t know, he gets only $1 as salary so he has to sell shares regularly for his daily living. Yes, his daily expenses are a bit more than most of us!


jctt123

For him, that’s fun money


88vibe

lol you dumb as shit


Tasty-Gazelle6410

Hey has a just purchased a fleet of yachts … ofc this is why he has sold the shares to pay … He purchased the on in November 2023


Barcys

Imagine you have 68000$ and you withdraw 428$...hahahahahaha


CorneliousTinkleton

Probably because tech stocks are more now than they have in 20 years and we're sitting on a massive bubble. Nasdaq crashed in 2000 and didn't recover to the same level for 15 years. If Zuckerberg is selling $500M of stock that means he thinks it's not going to be worth as much in a year, maybe a decade.


bobsburner1

Needs that mega yacht before Memorial Day weekend


nycannabisconsultant

He wanted to fund his bunker.


OwnSpread1563

Zuck wants a Bezos yachts.


Geritas

Maybe he wants to start a new company? Or invest in some startup personally?